“Talk about low-budget flights. No food or movies? I’m out of here!” - D.B. Cooper

i like kingdom hearts as much as the next guy but i think gamers also simultaneously overrate how good these games really are. lot of fawning with rose tinted glasses bolted on

cinnabon was in all the hits

good.

that infuriating mid-late 2000s era of music releases that basically only came in digipaks so the album covers were all designed for the world's weirdest aspect ratio rather than the square they had been using for the entirety of history

did the weird scolds who came up with the Parental Advisory label realize they were coming up with some of the hardest packaging design the world had ever seen up to that point? they had to have known they were cooking, right?

The Lemonade That Kills You was beautiful. it's not my fault someone let it kill them

on the subject of Laurie ha ha ha it's really nuts how most if not all of "Only an Expert" still applies 16 years later! www.youtube.com/watch?v=g_JQ...

drunk as fuck in the bar like "thanks for all the presents, thanks for introducing me to the Chief, thanks for putting on the feedbag, thanks for going all out, thanks for showing me your swiss army knife, thanks for letting me autograph your cast, hugs and kisses XXXX0000" as everyone leaves

i still think it would be very funny to announce an album on a random local restaurant's signboard, i'll do this eventually

i know “roguelike deckbuilder” isn’t a slur, but it should be

Charles Martinet

the music they play outside any raising canes should qualify as advanced interrogation tactics

Jamie xx, Charli xcx, Scion xB, Disney XD, it’s kind of all the same thing if you think about it

why. the whole time it’s been Xbox consoles, Xbox games, Xboxes even when the wordmark has been all caps. XBOX doesn’t make any sense. gamers have universally bad taste

i hear he's a nice guy

Funny things still happen over at the bad place This guy put a prompt in his LinkedIn and now AI recruiters are writing him in Old English and calling him "my lord"

When a trans person so much as jaywalks there's a month of calls for all of us to die screaming and I need people to bring that energy to holding every transphobic monster that helped make this murder happen accountable for it. Juniper's death is the intended outcome of transphobic propaganda.

hope they rename Blender to Bender. wouldn’t that be cool. “hey i’m learning Bender” that’s so cool man

still not quite over the fact that i watched 15 year olds get sued for millions of dollars for downloading twelve songs and now we all have to accept AI slop because every tech company in the known universe decided that IP laws don't exist now that they're inconvenient for them

My memory of what it was like to browse the Xbox Live Indie Games store page in 2010

i’m not gonna repost that video of low poly (lowER poly) bari weiss from wapo talking about how it’s bad to give babies diapers but boy is it just the dullest ragebait imaginable

it’s not 2013 i’m not gonna listen to a drake album that’s over an hour long

love too be actively back on the grind of making a record and combating writers block. i took a walk downtown today to record the sounds, i think this record and the one that comes after are going to end up weirder than i expected on account of i am finishing this in the weirdest time in my life

but I dunno if ivermectin will still work on me, fuck I did so much of it recreationally back in my late 20s

CHAT!! Do I have to play 006 or 005 before I play 007: First Light?

this website is *extremely* vibe coded and also quite a bit of what it told me i had is wrong lol. let’s research mama.

DIE HARD TRILOGY PROBE 1997 SEGA SATURN

katsu sando from marukai save me

Do you actually think Grogu cares about YOU? Wake up, people!!!

Microsoft R&D always figuring out new ways to make a d-pad worse

they also brought swirlies to everyone wearing these. but they won’t publicize that

You're about to see headlines saying abortion pills can't be shipped. THAT IS NOT TRUE You can still get abortion pills by mail to all fifty states. Some providers will switch to miso-only, some will ship both mife & miso. I got into all of this when the federal court ruling first dropped:

We have to resist the death cult targeting trans people, not for dumb “first they came for…” reasons, but because trans people deserve not to be targeted by the death cult

love the new avalanches song actually

the shoe tying song ween did for spongebob

my Daft Punk album ranking might feel like engagement bait but i promise you it is not: Homework > Human After All > Tron > Discovery > Random Access Memories

getting carbombed after a palantir thinktank pays me $125 to pretend to be a Gay Looking Ethical Non Monogamist who is glad alcatraz closed

Why aren't you operating Mr. Do!? Are you fucking stupid?!

More like bring me the Verizon

wait okay this steam controller really does go hard

why is it ALWAYS so hard to get in contact with Apple Developer support... it has taken me two months to turn my developer individual account into an organization account...

This Weeks Editorial Cartoon: Zzzzzzz

lmfao

my Steam Controller should finally be coming in today, i hope this fixes me

Jurassic inspired illustration i made for @gacki-zin.bsky.social's Mezozin anthology #kidlitart #dinosaur • more here: alaflora.net/all/2026/mezozin

country music is great if you're not listening to pop country honestly