it’s supposed to snow here in Milwaukee today, so i’m actually kinda ready

I’ve always loved Sandstorm by Darude

This? This ain’t good.

if you believe fully autonomous robot butlers are just over the horizon you are actually one of the dumbest motherfuckers alive and we should take your money from you so we can put it towards something worthwhile

WINTER IS CUMMING! but Bimbos can stay cozy with the HYGGE-GALACTIC: Horny on Holiday Collection in the #USSBIMBO Shop! It’s our biggest haul yet with more mugs and new insulated tumblrs in the COSMIC CAFE, and new hats in STUNNING ACCESSORIES! 💖🖖🏻✨ ussbimbo-shop-fourthwall-com-shop.fourthwall.com

oh man, Alex, i have so many of these living in my brain, but this one may be my earliest memory of local #MKE tv

something about being picked up by the dia de los muertos bus on a dreary, brisk autumn day, while muted sounds of the cyclocross race announcer bellows triumphantly in the distance 💀🌼

Fred has unlocked hundreds of new meows in his old age. This thread will be dedicated to trying to catch them all on video

if you’re looking for holiday gift ideas, look no further than the USS Bimbo Shop! i just dropped lots of new MERCh including the Big Mug of BIMBO JUICE mugs (also available in HIMBO & THEMBO!) 💖🛍️🖖🏻✨

And this is why Mamdani's first order of business will be to enact Sabrina Law.

Wild that Jeri Ryan was the reason we got Obama and Sabrina Carpenter is the reason we got Mamdani. What will blonde women do next

Wilhelm Röntgen: oh hey u guys are back early Anna Bertha: x-ray's haunted Wilhelm Röntgen: what? Anna Bertha: *loading a pistol and getting back on the rocket-ship* x-ray's haunted

Current Listening 🎧 #TomSmith

Yet more Xena x Callisto from my patreon.com/laurenknight i may be obsessed 🫣

The studio that made the shitty coca-cola AI ad getting their teeth kicked in on socials bc of how icky bad it is, then the studio CEO coming out insulting and dismissing folks kicking their teeth in, and THEN releasing the worst ever cover up “hey we actually made this by hand” scam vid 🧍‍♀️

lmao 🤌🏾 'An “alienated view of the world”! Not by, like, trying to pay rent or having an insurance claim denied—no, no, it was probably the Foucault you read in 2003.'

Come for the call-out of the NYT, stay for the drubbing of a whitepaper as an "unscholarly corporate-sponsored piece of risible chaff."

Target out here digging deeper holes than ever and that honestly really pisses me off because so many things my neurodivergent and variously disabled ass needs on the regular were so much easier to obtain when i could just go to fucking target and not have to hunt 5 different stores across the city.

Starbucks baristas at Disneyland’s Downtown Disney store - and across the country - are getting strike-ready unless Starbucks finalizes contracts and ends union-busting by November 13th. It would take less than ONE DAY’S SALES to finish these contracts.

nobody has ever described me as "radiant" but that's just because what I'm emitting isn't on the visible spectrum

I was a PBS kid, so I didn't watch a lot of commercials, but the Rosen jingle sticks in my head (prob. because it's to the tune of Rawhide) www.youtube.com/watch?v=THAN...

*sighs, opens Procreate*

Kitten cat known carrier of sleepy bitch disease

. Death . . Skelly in a sally #tarot #illustration #artsky #art

I see the sun breaking down into dark clouds. And a vision of you standing out in a crowd, so

I'm still not over @beardynoise.bsky.social describing Claudia Winkleman in The Traitors as 'a cunty triangle' and then coming home to watch it and immediately seeing this.

if u see this u have to post a picture from your phone or computer and don't explain it , or else Moopsy will drink your bones

i 💖 star trek

Saw a little old crt set and had a fun little time putting it together.

Subway time Throw all of your hoagies at an agent you see crossing Vine

Best idea I've ever had

No.1 Sentai Gozyuger (2025) Episode 5

youtu.be/JKBwdNaCfYU?... the closest I can do is this, because he talks about what it was. It is noteworthy that when he says the 90s, it is like 91-92 before rap was mainstream. It is insane that an elderly Jewish Pawnboker made a rap commercial in the early 90s.

oh man, Alex, i have so many of these living in my brain, but this one may be my earliest memory of local #MKE tv

this is now applicable to europe

{shivering in the wilderness of what is now north carolina} Did the Womenfolke Ruin Our Goode and Plentifull Settlement of Roanoke? {a lone wolf howls in the distance}

post a non-religious image you think of as holy

🧬 + 🦩

North Equatorial Belt - Juno - From Aster Cowart (terrasabaea.bsky.social) - https://flic.kr/p/2bit9za

when you say “I did the thing”, you are engaging in a little bit of harmless millennialisms when I say “I did The Thing”, it means I fucked a shapeshifting alien that represents paranoia and the ways it drives people into madness and self destruction we are not the same

just a small town boat getting stuck in SOUTH DETROIT

there is so much beauty in the world

I was *just* Lee Pace lustposting. I know this website doesn’t have an algorithm, but this feels unfair

Y’all seen Lee Pace? Wearing That Shiiiiiiit

60.

Sit. Click on link. Order item. Take Picture with it on. Post online. Good Pet. #shop #lgbtqia #queer #apron nailsthatglow-shop.fourthwall.com/products/goo...

I bet you are a good girl that sometimes wants to wear a hat. #goodgirl #hat #shop #queer #lgbtqia nailsthatglow-shop.fourthwall.com/products/goo...