cribbage, but i’ll need 3-5 practice rounds to relearn because i always forget how to play after years of not

autumn vibes 🍃🍂🍁

my rapture outfit

my rapture outfit

me, when the rapture begins

happy autumn equinox!✨

"Alternatives to Marriage Course" is what they used to call Bluesky back in the Seventies

So what would an angel say The devil wants to know What I need is a good defense 'Cause I'm feelin' like a criminal

my rapture outfit

"Hey Josie, what keeps you coming back to Bluesky every day?" "Well, mostly because of all

my mom smoked cigs and drank tab so thats why my brain is so fast

my partner has been watching Death Comes to Pemberley on Amazon prime and says their subtitles must be AI now

cribbage, but i’ll need 3-5 practice rounds to relearn because i always forget how to play after years of not

my rapture outfit

I’m being raptured!! WHEEEEEEEEEE!! Oh. Wait. *checks pockets* I’m actually just naked and blitzed again. Shit.

Mine is Meunster!

Hey everybody, tell me your favorite type of cheese!

geoff gettin raptured like

my mustards are pure of heart and will ascend alongside me

dreaming of the transcendent moment of the great snatch

i stand with shaun

my rapture outfit

my rapture outfit

I believe we’ve already established that I’m already at least one foot in the door to eternal damnation, sooo… I’m just here for the dismayed shrieks from the people with more noble aspirations than mine.

once again, if tylenol caused autism, america would have a better rail system

in stunning twist, the government is now RECOMMENDING tylenol in a new move experts are calling tismmaxxing

*under Merlin's robe giving him a blowy while he transmutes some lead into gold for me*

Good luck tomorrow, gang!

me, when the rapture begins

Idk what time the #rapture start I’m assuming at 12am EST 👀 unless there was an agreed upon time I didn’t know about 😂

She tylenol on my autism till i rapture

I still only travel by foot, and by foot it's a slow climb But I'm good at being uncomfortable so I can't stop changing all the time I notice that my opponent is always on the go And won't go slow, so's not to focus, and I notice

you know what time it is gtradio 🪩📻 music.youtube.com/watch?v=pHCd...

A friend of mine moved to Oahu to marry someone who lived there. I came to visit, sleeping on his couch. He offered to drive us around the circumference of the island. At a point just a bit north of Honolulu, I spotted a wreck of an airplane, separated from the road by yellow tape: the Lost set

Daily bunny no.3086 unearths a tome

me, every time there’s a thunderstorm

MKX issues Severe Thunderstorm Warning [wind: 60 MPH (RADAR INDICATED), hail: 1.00 IN (RADAR INDICATED)] for Milwaukee [WI] till Sep 22, 10:30 PM CDT at Tue, 23 Sep 2025 02:30:39 +0000 via IEMbot Additional Details Here.

all sailors of all sorts are more or less capricious and unreliable—they live in the varying outer weather, and they inhale its fickleness

Not non-binary as in "no gender" but nonbinary as in "Roger rabbit gender where whatever's funniest wins"

They Were Roommates: Once again, Brantley makes a meeting of the University of Minnesota GLBT (Gay Legendary Beasts Trans) club all about him and his personal issues.

What movie do you consider 'perfect'?

One time years ago on twitter I quoted this movie and tagged Nia Vardalos and she had absolutely no idea what I was talking about. But the move is eminently quotable!

Mommy and Daddy are fighting and saying we’re gonna have two Christmases this year

Finding out “Islands in the Stream” was written by the Bee Gees was one of those like. Ah yeah that uh. That actually makes a lot of sense. Type of moments. Reblog if you find this relatable