looking at horny art like "huh, that muzzle doesn't leave enough room to pant or drink water"

this old vlog is making such a powerful argument against me ever losing weight on purpose again because I literally just do not have boobs at all in it. Unburdened and unbreasted

forget about putting your GoPro on the top of your camera like a reasonable person. Get 5 hours of upside-down footage by hanging it off the bottom of your X-Pro3

What I'm learning from going through all my footage to see if there's anything that I can use in this next video is that I'm visibly less happy when I'm in any large city and generally more vibrant and "on" when I'm in the middle of nowhere standing on a big chunk of ice

anyway, please enjoy future updates to my youtube channel where I am very visibly one slip and a fall away from dying on a fairly regular basis and just casually filming it as I go

The video this is from is still up btw

she was such a good cat

filming B roll on the lakes was so much easier, though, bc I feel like "ma, get the camera" is widely considered to be a rational response to your surroundings looking like this

shooting any amount of B roll in public makes me feel like I must look weird af to anyone watching, but especially some of the stuff that's "normal" for film photography vlogs / helps with the pacing makes me question my life choices

The two dyke types, apparently. (Hers and theirs laundry drying)

This is how I learn it's a real dance? Growing up in the north, "Texas two-step" was a phrase I only heard as a pejorative for trying to talk your way out of being caught in a lie or a joke having to literally run to the bathroom.

today has really sunk it into my mind that we should build more houses w/ a big fucking tinted window and a catwalk that lets you see who's at the door without letting them see you. Absurdly useful, also feels like hollywood villainy to look down my nose at people from an elevated walkway

calling a wellness check on someone is literally the stupidest possible answer to any type of situation bc it's like, yeah, sure, that's just what I needed potentially getting beaten up by the police for the third time, or even killed

looking at horny art like "huh, that muzzle doesn't leave enough room to pant or drink water"

if someone starts prostelytizing about walkable cities on that fundraiser post I'm going to snap

dude it's CORPUS CHRISTI youtu.be/2QAARB4bNTE

OH HELLL YES

Hi, you should pre-order WORST MAN because I've read it and followed it from it's early days and it is INCREDIBLE. But I know my audience, so. The protagonist, Rad, professionally breaks up couples. He won't do it to ones truly in love. The last one he ran into? Trans Icon Merritt and her wife.

YouTube Video: this is the first US city that will run out of water Me: I bet it's in Texas The first frame of the video: Texas two-step registration sticker

Someone put black butler back on my timeline and you all have to suffer

Happy Lesbian Visibility Week

saying farewell to the large red man who helped ruin society www.texasmonthly.com/news-politic...

I’m also just going to add that this is a classic form of making everything about yourself & can, in some cases, basically traumatize people in your life into silence bc asking you gently to stop bringing up certain topics, etc. results in a complete and total breakdown centered on your self image

holy shit

The internet is too social for me today. Had to go home early from work cuz of a fatty liver flareup. Thats 65 missing from my paycheck now i depend on for rent. Any sales are appreciated right now. ovaettr.gay #SupportArtists

The blog post linked in the quoted post explains it all better, but - I unfortunately can't drive my car for an absurd number of reasons - I still don't have air conditioning in even one room in my house and it's so hot in here that my phone, computer, and art tablet all won't work during the day

AGAIN AGAIN premieres at the Seattle International Film Festival May 11 and 12!!! I'm so excited to finally put this beautiful heartfelt movie out into the world. Grab your tickets before they sell out! www.siff.net/festival/aga...