I’m not saying I drove 800 miles for a sandwich bc what actually happened is half the airport got shut down and I couldn’t fly home, but 800 miles deep into the journey home I did come to this specific cafe for a sandwich only to discover they have no food due to an equipment failure

"my least woke opinion is---" That's enough. We've had enough people indulging in the "thrill of a little conservatism", as a treat. Of considering reactionary thought to be a salacious and taboo in a world descending into reactionary mania. Give me your MOST woke opinions. We're bringing it back.

struck! by a flying rock

thinking about the kind of migraine that just makes thinking a real battle

southerners often have a very specific type of sense of humor that I need to turn off around my friends from up north because aside from the shit, dicks, and pussy of it all, “and I can stuff you in there if you misbehave” is not an appropriate response to “you have so much trunk space” for some

By the way, the idea that no one has accused Trump of abusing any specific underage girls with Epstein is simply not true!

my nose has decided it is Bleeding Time

You’re allowed to mourn the softness you lost by hardening your heart to protect it from the world

Oh. News is Bad since I left town and got too far away from the internet

A southern cantrip is “Bless Your Heart.” Depending on the target it either adds a buff or debuff.

Southerners’ base kit comes with a healing spell known as “casserole”

buying an insurance policy really is just being like “hang on, that’s illegal” and then being put on hold for 30 minutes

*pounds table* MORE LESBIAN WEREWOLVES *pounds table* MORE LESBIAN WEREWOLVES *pounds table* MORE LESBIAN WEREWOLVES

the portion of the money that was for the repairs went toward the repairs, then the transmission failed. The car was actually successfully repaired previously through fundraising! I just have had absolutely miserable luck for the past few years

The surgery is almost definitely getting delayed at this point; Payment is still due in two weeks. A lot of other things are not going well right now and everything is severely unstable so I may go back offline from this end for a while

ahoy! my pal @samfeder.bsky.social's film Heightened Scrutiny is available free to stream for a week starting tomorrow! check out trans people just wanting to live their lives while horrible Supreme Court and NYT weirdos try to legislate us out of public space! also Chase Strangio is a dreamboat!

The surgery is almost definitely getting delayed at this point; Payment is still due in two weeks. A lot of other things are not going well right now and everything is severely unstable so I may go back offline from this end for a while

The problem with “it’s not a choice” as the core of a defense, whether of being transgender or simply being fat, is the frequency of an implicit underlying “because nobody would ever want to be like this,” which is simply not true in either case.

“I don’t want to have to see fat women at the beach” Well, you have fingernails for a reason. Go pluck your eyes out!

We’re not talking about how this is the fourth time I’m stuck in Texas

Apple Maps will give me bicycle directions to a train station, but not train directions

sometimes when I see people demanding that a small time trans creator speak out against someone w/ more power than them I’m just like…can they do that without losing everything? We’re like the first people whose careers get nuked over stupid conflicts

Still not going back to the Nazi site, though. And I never will.

there need to be social networks just for art and artists again. Like, more of them, I mean

Honestly, the amount of active users on Bluesky makes plenty of sense to me. Most people left Twitter because of poor management and a barrage of bad news. Bluesky was at its peak when it was THE Twitter alternative. And now it suffers from poor management and a barrage of bad news.

Black Butler is a type of Scooby Doo

not to get all Shrek 2 about it, but werewolves as an exploration of self acceptance and letting yourself be fat and hairy and beloved is actually cool as fuck idgaf if you’re a bloodbath purist you can still have stuff that caters to your tastes

Seattle's Mamdani is winning by an absurdly small margin over our incumbent mayor, who once pulled a gun on a pregnant woman in a parking lot. Vote in your local elections! www.thestranger.com/news/2025/11...

payment is due in two weeks

Just because I’m smart and sexy doesn’t mean I’m not also a massive idiot ☺️

in’. So smart and hot when I’m not soner

Counting down the seconds until someone asks me why I even “bothered” taking estrogen if I’m agender (please don’t do it this time)

I don’t make the rules, I just have a knife and a passionate lust for enforcing them

people forgetting that this public persona is a character I made for my YouTube channel and treating jokes I’ve made as completely serious when I’m noticeably a different person on my main has been very funny at times but also omg

The problem with “it’s not a choice” as the core of a defense, whether of being transgender or simply being fat, is the frequency of an implicit underlying “because nobody would ever want to be like this,” which is simply not true in either case.

insurance requiring you to see a therapist for top surgery or GRS when you’ve already been out for like 16 years just to make sure you’re not “making a mistake” is some patronizing bullshit ngl

Sometimes you have a job where people will all ask you something and then not realize that everyone is asking you the same thing and then the answer is also either kind of obvious or not meant to be coming from you specifically

anyway, big hands are good actually

There's a LOT of species on here now! Thank you all so much for your suggestions, and I'll keep adding as I am able! To make it easier to search what's available, I've quickly thrown together sonasky-browse.bunnys.ky Click the "search" icon and type to see if your species is a label yet! #furry

personally if I said s/t and the person I said it to replied "nobody who has ever said what you just said to me had good intentions" regardless of how I actually meant it I would fucking apologize and move on and not go straight to accusing them of abuse

Asylum seekers are probably one the most dehumanized categories of immigrants on earth, you absolutely do not want to be one if you can help it. Also they can hand you back to your government btw. This is done commonly and prolifically.

BREAKING: The full Fifth Circuit decided that it will be rehearing the case over West Texas A&M's effort to ban a charity drag show from campus. The panel, on a 2-1 vote, sided with the student group. The Fifth Circuit decided to go en banc even after the school didn't seek en banc review.

it's not the rhetorical equivalent of showing your neck... it's the equivalent of saying "i'm not x but..." just saying your statement isn't a thing doesn't magically make it true

people CONSTANTLY say no judgement when they're saying something bitchy or catty

Same as when people say "No offense". No, they plan to offend you, they just don't want to deal with the consequences. I have heard from others on here and other social media, just block assholes.

You can't just say "no judgement" before saying something judgemental and expect it to work like a "get out of jail free" card, especially not when you have a history of being incredibly rude/aggressive to the person you said it to. How else do you expect your actions to be read at that point?

to be clear, I do defend my mods' decision today to add someone to the block list without consulting me. Said "someone" had a history of reading hostility into my every breath and freaking the fuck out on me already. It needed to happen. What I don't want to see is ppl harassing that "someone"

stop subscribing to get dms every time people block you it's making you go nuts