too long imo

oh shit now that i’m pussed up i bet prog would hit way different

as soon as this nerve pain is gone it’s over for u hoes* *me being awake

beatrix kiddo voice get out of bed and wash your dildoes

don't ever fucking use ME to silence my sisters. don't ever fucking rope me into your transmisogynistic bullshit. i can't say what i wish for you "people." i have infinitely more in common with any trans woman than i do some nasty fucking cis man taking it upon himself to speak for me. fuck off.

with heavy reluctance i’m just doing my job. i’m a cis white liberal man on the internet, im meant to challenge people, don’t like it? don’t read my posts. what’s the matter guys? too challenging for you?

you would not believe your eyes if 97 quite bitter beings

there are two doors before you and one leads to certain death. each one is guarded by a narrator, one reliable and one unreliable

hear me out

i still don’t know what to do about it and goddamn has it ever gotten worse over the last few years. it got so bad so fast.

i know for everyone it’s probably getting tiresome seeing all the dilation posting but it’s a chore and it helps for people to say “good job” when i do the hard thing

green in??? pussy stretchy????

doctor got confused whether i was getting ffs or bottom surgery and now i look like eugene from preacher transitioned

i’d believe my eyes even if i saw like a hundred million fireflies because that’s just how eyes work

i think i’m learning that while it might not have anything to do with bones, the leg nerves are connected to the pussy nerves

having a girlfriend rules but i gotta say it sucks to suddenly be only the second funniest person i know

vi just shoot your shot what could go wrong? “oh hello miss i jus tthoufht” [i fall over spilling a briefcase full of loose lube jelly all over her legs and feet] “oh shit o h fuck my lube” [we both start slipping on the lube] “oh fuck i need that for my business deals”

who saved this and where are you taking me to dinner?

do you think i could “democrats aren’t doing good enough by trans women” my way into getting C tier hate fucked by a guy with consultant money?

uh oh gang blue’s getting easy, worlds stretchiest girl strikes again

the dresses came in! what do u think? summer time?

i gotta stop sleeping in these first dilations are no fun

i’ve been reflecting on the importance of dolls nights and of calling them explicitly dolls nights even when it’s not exclusively for trans women and i think today’s topic is a good example transmisogyny infects queer space, even broadly trans spaces, and pointing that out can make you a target 🧵

the dresses came in! what do u think? summer time?

i do gotta say, being able to take nudes comfortably that don’t cut off below the bellybutton is so huge for me

making an alt for posting nudes was a great decision now i don’t have to worry about my comedy friends seeing more than they signed up for and my other friends can make a choice whether to follow or not based on how bad they wanna see me naked

all of my rapists were cis women and none of them faced a single consequence

it feels really good to have just made the decision to move to brooklyn this summer. i didn’t realize how heavy that decision was weighing on me

thank u to my trans masc friend for putting me on game with the doxy, this thing is like a pussy jackhammer

slept in and now i’m scared of first dilation blue but i also know that it’s only uncomfortable for like the first couple minutes and sometimes we do it scared

damn this smells like pussy that’s crazy

oof oucho ouchie

struggling to dilate because my fuckass best friend isn’t shaking the bed hard enough

getting yankee zoomers addicted to skoal pouches by naming them like an app startup was the second biggest trick the devil ever pulled

maybe if i got a new piercing my nerve pain would go away

dilator? no i think id rather do it now

how long until i don’t need pads anymore? sick of this shit dog

this freaking package has been out for delivery since 9:30 this morning i need it to arrive already so i can try on these cute mini dresses

you ever get a weird vocal stim out of nowhere? haha me neither ding dong sing along, your team’s al gore cuz your views are wrong

i’m telling you doxy on the dilator goes so fucking hard holy shit

woman on the street today gave me a “you better work” and a) oh no i was clocked but b) i’ve never felt hotter or cooler in my life

"I'm lovin' it!" Huh? Really? Yes, I'm sure we're all lovin' saying bada-ba-bye-bye to the American empire.

that’s the rule now, that’s the goal. what are we doing? what’s going on?

beatrix kiddo toe wiggling voice get out of bed and go piss girl

dracula flo from progressive

so should i lie at my post op tomorrow and pretend im still on purple? i wasn’t supposed to size up for another week or two but also what’s he gonna do about it? take my pussy away?

might fuck around and make vi short for victoria for a while and see how it feels. vi and vicki work still also

somebody tell me if it’s ok to take more pain meds so i can sleep this pain is truly killing me

god this fucking foot pain is killing me even through 5mg oxy it’s awful what the fuck is happening to my body dog this shit sucks