our workday today is best summarized by simply explaining that we had to reach out to someone to ask them to disregard an email we'd sent them asking them to disregard the last email we'd sent them great stuff

okay but for real, it's 1130 and we ate our late night snack and we're going to bed now. Goodnight, bsky. be well, and be true to who you know yourself to be.

if they fuck up Control we're gonna be so mad

well, shit. if we have to. can't be helped, that.

the Venn diagram of cishet people and people who can ice skate is two separate circles. next complaint

ask your dermatologist if DOG SPUTUM is right for you. do not take if allergic. side effects may include vomiting, nausea, and gravitational disruptions. don't take if pregnant or if you plan to be. not available in the Commonwealth of Virginia.

this is cool but let's be real, if Trump is analogous to any named demon it's Mammon

what if Goth Britney Cover

when giving advice online, we follow the Rule of Chaos from Hades: if this person was interested in a response, they would ask for one.

Unasked for advice in response to someone is criticism. Etch this onto your souls. Ask first.

us, to 12 year old charloh: and by the time you're in your 40s, pretty much everyone will have a pocket computer that's more powerful than any computer you've ever used! 12 year old charloh: that's so cool us: oh no it's actually the worst thing ever

I'm at the Neanderthal I'm at the crab robot I'm at the combination Neanderthal crab robot

do you think MrBeast oversaw a fighting pit for freshmen when he was a junior in high school? bc we would bet at least fifty American dollars that he did, at least once, probably monthly

the fun part is, it's not about the same thing as 99 Red Balloons, and the band regrets making the English version!

I thought this is all there is but now I see you are so much more I want to upgrade from my simple 8 bits but will you still love me when I'm 64?

Who's the most famous alum of your high school? unfortunately that would be one Aaron Charles Rodgers, who was one year behind us. also he's always been Like That if you're curious. if football didn't work out he was gonna marry his high school sweetie, the heiress to a local mortuary. true story!

Gary Numan fuckin rules

okay well, the sun is going down so you know what that means. it's time to crack open a cold one and play some gotdamb Hades 2

curling is great for many reasons but one of our favorite reasons is videos of people who think they could do it after watching it twice finding out that it is in fact an Olympic sport for a reason

we have inserted one (1) crunchwrap supreme, plus onions, and will now be taking our leave thank you for being s gracious host, bsky until the morrow, adieu

here you go, sickos

we have performed the ritual of Summon Talk O'Belle

Willy Shakes going to war against Lindsay Vonn's dad

In “Doonesbury," Andy Lippincott came out as gay 50 years ago, on February 10, 1976. (At the time, it was a revolutionary move.) Here’s that strip and the ensuing dailies:

"you can now talk to MrBeast in ChatGPT" us, drawing a knife: you can't make me

ohhhh whales is deer and deer is whales and little goats between em

oh shit it's the Lost Boys song THE ONE THING I ALWAYS HATED ABOUT SANTA CARLA ALL THE GODDAMN VAMPIRES

Fortress Dwellers fuckin ROCK 🤘🏾

our psychiatrist: and how has your mood been lately? us:

I mean as if anyone really needs the reminder but just letting you know that the Wu Tang Clan ain't nothin' to fuck with!

This is the year of the Nokia N-Gage.

one size, brown

Post your favorite Lord of the Rings character. Wrong answers only. (/w alt — sorry!)

this right here is poastign on a level equal to "you cannot kill me in a way that matters"

do you think Tick Bonesteel and Dick Bong were friends

the monster and another monster were in the closet making abysses and i saw the abyss and the abyss looked at me NIETZSCHE: the abyss looked at you?

anyhow as someone who grew up watching CNN for fun it turns out the 24 hour global news cycle is the worst thing mankind ever created and MAN have we made some messed up shit

pain pain breaks the rhythm breaks the rhythm breaks the rhythm breaks the rhythm pain

Hades 2 New Olympians/Boon Granters We've Met So Far rankings: 1. Haephestus 2. Hestia 3. Selene 4. Hera 5. Apollo

corrugated cotton t-shirt boots with the corrugated fur

we just laughed so hard we puked in our mouth a little

replying "I need this on a t-shirt" to various racist diatribes so all those bot driven faux storefronts get some exciting new inventory

Notice how the popular media narrative has moved on, while people on the ground in Minneapolis are still struggling and crying out that things are as bad as ever. This is how fascist regimes operate — overreach, recalibration, normalization. Get louder, not quieter.

Post your favorite Lord of the Rings character. Wrong answers only.

this is exactly what it sounds like in our head when we move through corridors

they say you never know what your true calling in life is until you see it before you and friends,

“How’s the water today?” I ask. She stares out to the horizon. “Feels like violence,” she says. I nod. Even on the pier, I feel the anger seething inside me. The black sludge depths calling me. “Guess I’ll go for a dip,” I say. She nods, still squinting into the distance.

today we used DoorDash to acquire a screwdriver, a foot rasp, and a Tide pen, which may be the strangest order we ever put in

the real problem we're having with Hades 2 is that every time we decide we're done for the night we then log on to bsky and talk about it and then we want to play more