okay anyway probably the smart play is to go to bed now, so we're gonna. blessings of peace be upon you bsky

the snort we just snert

"pay per match" works for UFC shit not for whatever sad thing you're trying to do here man. if we wanted to match for money we'd just hire an independent contractor, if you gather the meaning

taking a day off from playing any FFXVI has given us a strange window of clarity where we are realizing just how entirely fucking unhinged the actual story of this game is

we and our friends would've beaten Johnny 5 to death with hammers we can tell you that much

we've been here. the last time we tried was a failure, but our roommate found one among hers and it worked out. next time, gadgets... next time

gonna find out what Dave and Busters considers a cheesesteak so if you have any gods you may want to pray for us

between SFPD storming the trans march on friday and bringing out a whole riot team to violently assault trans people out clubbing on saturday (ZERO articles about this), the brutality during pride weekend is unconscionable. please support everyone who was arrested. if you wanna be an ally, chip in:

scenes without mommy’s face in them are unnecessary in movies. it does nothing to advance the story of where did mommy go

okay since pride month is almost over can we just say We followed it with wrath month a few years now we are TIRED let's do queer sloth month next this time please?

yeag politicians have always been liars

Happy Pride from the Crime Syndicate!

I'm trying to fight my bank while dealing with an ongoing back injury thats left me bedridden. Please boost, it means everything. Thank you 🖤🖤🖤 CA: $helpmarghoul V: @marghoul

he's going to show up as a force ghost!?

Lestat calling Molloy 'the vampire Bourdain' is very very funny, to us

lol we bought FURIOUS 7 on YouTube and the captions are like. delayed by roughly 12 seconds? so anyway, rented elsewhere, captions are fine now, annoying extra cost but whatever

waste of a day ngl. all we did was work and then lay down and now it's 6pm.

still thinking about this shot

okay we did grab one last beer from the fridge but we are choosing not to open it. we'll put it back in the morning so it's cold by tomorrow night. that's character growth! that's (barely) good decision making! goodnight bsky we hope you have a good day ahead of you, and if not we hope you endure.

whenever i see anyone talk about fanfiction in any context my mind always goes to this tweet

what in the 2007 are we even doing here Jesus Christ we gotta excise this part of gamer culture like we would a malignant tumor

not my frog, not my princess

not my Jennifer, not my body

we order wendy hurgusburgus

the only food trend we want to see die is that of people imposing their opinions on others

not my babysitting, not my adventure

Anyway FFXVI has been very interesting because like, it's a final fantasy game so your primary enemies are monarchs and gods, but also the entire main plot is about making a better world where those who have been literally branded as lesser get to have rights

aMELica 350

she sounds fuckin rad

oh shit we gotta catch up on this, we were never much of a Superman fan bc we grew up when everyone was trying to make him the gritty reboot version that crescendoed with Snyder but this series turned us around. boy scout supes 4ever (also, this Clark is a lesbian himbo, we will not elaborate)

oh my GOD so, one thing in FFXVI is that you can earn various mementos by which to remember your journey several of those are signs, representing the establishments of various people you've helped. there are six of these. The achievement for collecting all 6 signs? "And They Opened Up My Eyes"

Min Diesel

Anyway not enough time for another movie tonight maybe so it's time for DRUNK CHAR TRIES TO WRAP UP FFXVI SIDE QUESTS woooooo

okay, late start due to the various maladies of the day but we've got a bit of beer and thc in us now and we're kicking off FAST AND THE FURIOUS 6...... now.

Trying to live a life where I never have to apologize to the people of Bosnia

MEL BROOKS IS ALIVE PLEASE BEAR THAT IN MIND WHEN YOU SEE BIRTHDAY POSTS ABOUT HIM TODAY I REPEAT MEL BROOKS IS VERY MUCH ALIVE

one thing we notice in our own behavior is that we have a tendency to become extra self destructive when dates with past significance to us come around but we often don't even notice the date until we're picking up the pieces anyway happy birthday to our second ex wife lol

the man did a road trip to eat at every rainforest cafe in the country and the next year did the same thing for margaritaville but following the advice of the health secretary is probably the most unhealthy thing to do out of the three

well we didn't have much planned for today but what plans we did have are shot bc instead we're just getting out of bed fully at 2pm. got groceries ordered though, that's an important one. gotta eat something and maybe get some caffeine in us.

okay we are experiencing consciousness collapse now so we're gonna lay down before that gets worse see you, uh, later today?

oh no we're cycling back around to people are waking up hours. hi morning people we're very sobern't from Saturday night

the greatest trick the devil ever pulled was Task Manager (Not Responding)

On yötön yö, se valon syö On yötön yö, se toivon syö On yötön yö, se rakkaan syö On yötön yö, se kaiken syö

*clears throat* we think you mean, "The Battlefield"

4am open another beer no ragrest

you've typed your last o negative

we're not used to retaining consciousness through this hour is this just how y'all be living???

SO SAY WE ALL

try finger but hole