btw we're still thinking about the Mariners fan with the "dump 61 here" shirt who caught Cal Raleigh's 61st homer and then immediately removed the shirt to reveal a "dump 62 here" shirt underneath

I have officially launched TrueRef's new timed gesture tool (Flow) & free pose library (Pose)! Both are linked on trueref.io. While limited right now, both will contain our full free library by the 1st. 🤍 Flow: community.trueref.io/trueref_gest... Pose: community.trueref.io/free_referen...

we were about to ask if we should order late night food but we realized we're gonna do that regardless of what y'all think We will report back once we find out what we're getting

us: why are we thirsty we literally filled our water cup like 30 minutes ago us, picking up our water cup that is still so full it spills over: ah. well, nevertheless,

"it comes in fucking PINTS?

Shane's parents: we kinda thought you were gay but ILYA ROZANOV? Shane: since rookie year haha Ilya: well, before that was- Shane, digging fingernails into Ilya's thigh: SINCE ROOKIE SEASON

there is not one actual reason that we need to know this. neither of these people are relevant in their respective spheres right now. we hope they're happy and we hope we never see either of their names ever again. stop letting people be famous for being famous. it sucks!

*standing up on a jeep like the president in ID4 - Independence Day* LET US, ON THIS DAY, BECOME FREE FROM CRINGE. WE CANNOT ALLOW IT TO CONTROL US ANY LONGER! ON THIS DAY, WE CELEBRATE OUR INDEPENDENCE

every time a new avatar movie comes out we must reignite the oldest grudge known to Millenialkind: It's okay to like things vs no it's not

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do you think that God stays in heaven because He too is like, what if there's a big bee out there

nyaaa~ ♡ you'll never take me alive! 😺

a planet's rotation is how long a day be Mars years are longer, almost twofold If I was from Mars I'd be twelve years old

so, the DQ HD-2D Remakes offer a mode where you can't die. we use it bc we are old and want to enjoy our video game time, but we still try to win most fights fairly, without relying on that. today we got into a boss fight that we couldn't manage that way at all.

launching an international study to find out why Chris Harms (Lord of the Lost of Eurovision infamy) is Like That

we're a polytheistic agnostic bc we're not sure how many gods we're not supposed to believe in if we want to be an atheist half of this is a joke

we are proper zooted and we didn't even take one of our magical potions tonight! we're having one tomorrow at the top of the Torrent game, the other will be to soften the blow of how hungover we will probably be on the 1st (they are watermelon shots, 100mg THC + 20mg CBC)

so this song is, like, 153% AI right

100% organic cruelty free grass fed

"pagans" is a christofascist term designed to other peoples of a number of varying ancient faiths in an attempt to delegitimize any form of worship that predates the Protestant church (/s, mostly? 😅)

gonna run for president on the platform of making sports betting a federal crime and then immediately resigning from office to let our much more capable veep candidate take over from there

every year they should put the winners of the super bowl, the world series, the Stanley cup, the O'Brien trophy, and the Anschutz trophy into a random seed cricket tournament to find out who wins sports overall

The entirety of the US penal system is inhumane and deeply racist. The more I learn about it, the deeper my belief in total abolition grows.

we have never heard the phrase "lemon cheese pie" before in our life but it has Awakened Something deep within the furthest reaches of our soul, beyond such petty concerns as love or shelter. this, we know, would fix us.

why was 6 afraid of 7? generalized anxiety disorder 🙂

Reminder: Prioritizing yourself is productive. You exude beauty and grace. You deserve fulfilling relationships. Your worth doesn’t depend on how you look. You view your body without judgment. You are worthy of love just for being who you are. I'm proud of you

your man tried to square up with some guy at the club, music didn't even start chanting in Latin lmao

🎵 if you wanna be my lover 🎶 you should reconsider that!

so there was this guy we knew years ago, younger kid who had some shitty circumstances etc so we agreed to let him stay with us for a while, we had a fold out couch. first morning, we come out, the couch is in couch format, he's nowhere to be seen. don't think much of it, go put on a pot of coffee.

how we're walking out of 2025

greeb nay

om nom nom nom nom nom nom nom

fun fact, of the principal 40 flavors of Jelly Belly, only one is not included in the big mixed bag. that's Jalapeño, and the reason it's left out is that it's the only one they can't contain - the flavor bleeds into others around it, to generally unpleasant results.

us, in the midst of being somewhat unreasonable with regards to our THC intake: oh shit we forgot to eat dinner, we should do that [five seconds later] us: wait no we didn't

sometimes you just gotta hit a motherfucker with another motherfucker

one thing about playing through DQI HD-2D after having played the DQ3 HD-2D is that all throughout the game people reference the heroic deeds of Erdrick and you're like, oh yeah I did do that didn't I? it's fun, we're looking forward to seeing how it comes together in DQII

bluesky is where elder millennials enjoying internet retirement meet younger millennials with untreated depression

If anyone wants like... 1000+ hours of entertainment, go buy the Game of All Time for almost nothing.

okay some things about the future are good

✅ several hours of DQI HD-2D Remake ✅ delivery order from dispensary ✅ couple hours resting solid Saturday. gotta get some beers for later. ain't got fuck else to do until hockey tomorrow afternoon.

it's 8:15am and we just finished a Monster® Energy Zero Ultra™ time to eat some weed and turn on a videoed Game

If you want a perfect snapshot of how bad twitter has gotten: I posted these weenies on here and instagram and the comments were “oh looks tasty.” I posted it on twitter and it trended as an international conflict

in 2026 we are NOT hustling, we are NOT grinding, we are doing just enough Job to have money for Video Game

okay we goodnight now

*Rod Serling voice *Jonathan Frakes voice *Morpheus voice*** you think that's air the hiker's girlfriend is breathing from the wrong side of that mirror?

DoorDash: if you want the chow mein you can also get a pizza. it won't even take any extra time. us: weil that's simply not true we have made a pizza before actually

we have ordered chow mein (shrimp)

"what radicalized you" idk both of our parents worked but we still knew the exact price of a three day video game rental with tax ($2.13) bc we could only really ask if we knew it wasn't a burden