space, mind, reality, power, time, and soul

Louise the Spider was hanging out just inside the shower enclosure, which was inconvenient bc we want to take a shower. so we asked her if she wouldn't mind moving to her usual daytime hiding spot, and... she did? are we learning spidermancy

"You can't be having all these trans women being murdered by men in the headlines when you're trying to convince the public that the safest thing would be for trans women to use the men's bathroom and locker room. "You run the risk of people seeing through the propaganda that way."

and I'll be happy to see those nice young men with their clean white coats

Found this post on reddit and the last bit nails it: “Please don't remember her for the horrific end to her life. Remember her for who she was, a true blessing. To everyone around her.”

what local company ad is burned into your brain for us it's CALL FLOYD, FLOYD MILLER HE'S THE GLASS, GLASS MAN CALL THE GLASS MAN HE'LL FIX IT FAST, MAN CALL FLOYD FLOYD FLOYD MILLER

they should invent a DoorDash order that's here

d'ya like dags

2300 time to check DoorDash for our next mistake

thucydides.. DONE DIRT CHEAP

absolutely chuffed mate

*us looking at the Vegas Golden Knights*

CRYING ACTUAL TEARS

i'll tell you my snins so you can snarpen your snives

and we go give me the light give me your love give me your innocence give me the blood give me your life give me your love give me your innocence give me the blood

oh???? my gods?????? oh my gods!?!?!?!?

charloh behind the scenes look: we've been married and divorced twice, but have only had two relationships we would consider as failures and there is no overlap

*attempting an elder millennial mating call* I HAVE A STRUCTURED SETTLEMENT, BUT I NEED CASH NOW

wait it's not even 2200 dope lol

Found it

AND THEN AFOREMENTIONED WIFE LEADS THE TEAM OUT FOR OVERTIME AND THEY WIN. lesbians undefeated

they should invent a hockey game that doesn't fill us with interminable rage Oh wait that's the PWHL, thank the gods for lesbians

Wes Craven's Clive Barker's Air Bud

when bsky doesn't like our posts

h elp

First album: I'm Just A Little Guy Second album: You Have To Be Nice To Me Third album: It's Also My Birthday

this was the right choice, this show is so fuckin good

whatever we're gonna watch the new Widow's Bay since the ducks can't be bothered to make this game interesting

we dropped out of high school in Campbell, California, got a guitar, and never looked back. now, we're the regional manager for a lumber distributor specializing in endangered tree wood. you can do anything! #GrindSet #4am

this is genuinely horror movie shit! what the fuck are we doing!

goddamnit Anaheim get your fuckin shit together

okay cmon ducks you can do the thing

hell yeah mino.mobi/draw/

charloh spiders Update: saw Doris this morning but she's not been hanging around her usual spot, unsure where she's at during the day now. Sadie and Louise both made morning appearances, as well as the newly named Mira who hadn't shown up in long enough we hadn't even thought to name her.

Ari Aster's The Dark Knight

"we showed this product the commercial for the thing you're thinking of"

sometimes we think about Ryane Clowe preventing a breakaway in a playoff hockey game by playing the puck from the bench and not getting called on it

buffalo why

gonna start a macroblogging social media app. posts will be called "screeds" and feature a 1,500 character minimum. all of the worst people alive will love it.

restoring Fiona's Forest in Chrono Trigger

reaching exciting new heights in feeling old today by telling ourself we don't need to wait until 5pm to eat dinner, we should just eat if we're hungry

It's Live. Pride 2026 Collection! Going to be adding more as we get closer to Pride proper! Some designs still coming in Black Font Tank Tops. Use code EARLYPRIDE for 5% off until June!

@britculpsapp.bsky.social another one bites the dust 😭

well those last few skeets demonstrate that it's time we go lay down in the dark and pass out for hopefully about 5 hours

creating deliberately underpowered characters in TTRPGs, call that minmaxxing

ministry implies the existence of maxistry

tonight we are breaking the cycle* *actually eating all the food we ordered so we don't save an insufficient portion to be lunch tomorrow, thus necessitating a snack that makes us miss regular dinner hours until we end up ordering more food than we can eat at once and setting the rest aside for lu

okay now that we've had a few hours to sit with it we think the Punisher special was mostly fine but we really do not understand its purpose. it's very tonally divergent from the Daredevil series but also that version of Frank isn't gonna be allowed in the Spider-Man movie so what's the point of it

when we took German in high school we often mixed up genug and genau. always got close enough but never quite exact

*beastie boys voice* never thought we'd be living in HELL makes me feel a bit UNWELL knowin mitochondria be powerin the CELL