Oooh i understand now why every take on astarion in the post credits was negative. Most people dont get along with him as well as me. I only egged him on a little lol. My Astarion became an evil vampire lord but was still grounded and apart of our team. Threaded the needle I guess.

*one of my weaknesses

A hot mathematician in a blazer describing infinity is apparently my weakness

But have you considered, gay?

Perhaps, gay?

Please boost! I'm still basically trapped in bed and unable to do delivery work. I'm just trying to stay on top of a couple of bills while I'm saving to get more imaging for my back. 🖤🖤

hiiii I really need help getting groceries I’m battling anorexia and thats one of the reasons I was committed to a psych ward a week ago. I just got out a few days ago I’m trying to make healthy choices but I also don’t have food. Please help me

can i have money for this and groceries and my car insurance im publishing free journalism at the end of this week

A wolfdog rescue could fix me

Im gonna go stretch my back on the floor for a few hours so I can be marginally functional

For the purposes of this post Dune 3 is coming out ok my birthday and all I want for my birthday is to watch Timothy slowly and grotesquely turn into a giant slimy worm. Bonus points if we get to see him steam roll a bunch of soldiers with his juicy tube body while laughing

If you arent openly laughing at and mocking someone who brings up the "fertility crisis" unironically then youre doing everyone in your life a disservice.

Do you think doritos are thinking about me right now too?

Its satire!! Its totally for sure 100% unquestionably satire!

Normalize putting a can of soup in a tube sock and hitting a racist with it

Normalize putting a can of soup in a tube sock and hitting a racist with it

If I cant sell it (i cant even find it in my storage unit) at least I can put a linux distro on my ps5 now

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Biologically making lunch. A biological sandwich.

People really do love tacking "biological" onto a word and feeling smug about it

Im basically just a blood ravioli. Which is neat.

Mar for supreme high duchess of the universe

I should run for office. Like the only thing theyll find on me is this account and erm i dont care lol

Its way to early in the morning for me to be dreading existence

Honestly rate yourself Looks 3/10 Creativity 10/10 Humor 8/10 Mental Health 5/10 Empathy 10/10 Patience 9/10 Social Skills 7/10 Memory 10/10 Rank adept? Courage 10/10 Firepower what Skill 4/10

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Help my friend!!! (Because I can't cause of my own financial situation)

I'm trying to fight my bank while dealing with an ongoing back injury thats left me bedridden. Please boost, it means everything. Thank you 🖤🖤🖤 CA: $helpmarghoul V: @marghoul

"So how do you deal with Chewy shedding fur while fisting you? Do you have to brush him out first or what?"

I dont know what to do. Should i post bills? Do you want to see ct scans. Would you like to know that i have scar tissue built up around my spine and it's causing muscle atrophy? Everyday is a coin flip about it i can get out of bed for more than using the restroom.

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Could we please send this around again? The storage unit with whats left of my things has cut off access until I pay and I havent been able to get groceries in a while. I appreciate you so much, thank you🖤🖤🖤

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Totally fine and normal some people are more worried about three trans people playing sports than the constant mass shootings.

I dont know what to do. Should i post bills? Do you want to see ct scans. Would you like to know that i have scar tissue built up around my spine and it's causing muscle atrophy? Everyday is a coin flip about it i can get out of bed for more than using the restroom.

please don't try to make me feel bad for making sex jokes... I won't tolerate bawdy shaming

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Im sorry im too anxious to post silly or horny things. I dont want to lose what little I have left

Please boost! I'm still basically trapped in bed and unable to do delivery work. I'm just trying to stay on top of a couple of bills while I'm saving to get more imaging for my back. 🖤🖤

Day before https://throne.com/girlwiththevoice/wishlist

Gotta lock in 5 min later gotta lock in 15 min later TIME TO LOCK IN 1 am ok locked in

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"Youre so brave", you should try it.

‘Standards are now being used as a political tool’ 😂😂😂😂

Could we please send this around again? The storage unit with whats left of my things has cut off access until I pay and I havent been able to get groceries in a while. I appreciate you so much, thank you🖤🖤🖤

Fuck you if you don't reskeet fat SWers