No really me and who like right now please

I needed this so bad

Facebook is freakin awful...on the other hand I just read comment after comment dunking on the cops for asking for help finding a motorcycle rider who was speeding

I do genuinely think im beyond help. But what can ya do idk

Im not just a hot slut on the internet! Im a hot slut irl too

None of you bitches ever make the trip to see me ya know. I see you lol

I promise i will use it for only the noblest of things and wont settle any personal scores I promise

I can be trusted with a giant mech i swear

lucky to have found someone to match my silly 🤡🖤🤡

Omg what did i eat and why is it toying with me. Just take me already and end the suffering

No fk u, you're crying, you're the one who is crying, I'm the one who is chill here...no, this is simply my dewy make up lewk for Monday...yes, I'm simply extra moisturized and glowing today

@fairygodmegan.bsky.social no one is paying attention to me and its really impacting my ability to procrastinate. Make them stop please

& these two bts 📸 from @knotsnacks.com ✨

Bring me the camping gays that we might strike out on grand adventure and have smores

Ruin two bands by combining them: Led Zeppelin and all of the bands they stole from (dont come at me I still like them ok)

Bring me the camping gays that we might strike out on grand adventure and have smores

Where are the camping gays?!

Just a few gays who go camping in the woods where we can frolic and play

Gay camping friends

If youre gonna be obsessed with a classic beauty maybe obsess over me. I have zero interest in being a fascist piece of shit

Following cause I like your alt text and your sense of humor

Stuffin

If youre gonna be obsessed with a classic beauty maybe obsess over me. I have zero interest in being a fascist piece of shit

Some very amazing people were braving a storm to give me a hug. Im glad they are turning back to be safe. That they would even try in this weather is one of the best hugs i've ever received frankly

I think this is the first year of my life i didnt read a book. I kind of hate that my baseline stress has made it basically impossible

What the heck's up with apple avoiding colors people will actually like? Bring back the old imac colors and also transparent shells. Easy nostalgia sales right?

Gorignak! Wait thats taken

Like why tho

DRINK WATER FROM THE SKULLS OF YOUR ENEMIES! IF YOU HAVE CRUSHED THEIR SKULLS, USE A GLASS.

I think this is the first year of my life i didnt read a book. I kind of hate that my baseline stress has made it basically impossible

I wish there were better words to express my nuanced sexuality. I should make some up.

If you're a daddydom spamliking SWers media tabs, please give away all your money to homeless people rn.

love how at some point jrr tolkien figured out “eleventy” was just about the cutest thing you could ever say and worked it into every time signature, age, and meal name he could. “i’m eleventy-one years old!” “time for elevenses” tee hee hee

I would like a hug, fuck

Me and my friends getting a little drunk and doing a 90's Nickelodeon game show would fix me

Lesbian fury

Oh no i hear the ice starting

Femme who goes by Daddy and breeds me on the regular! *stunned silence from the mall santa and all the onlookers*

A plain tshirt and a kilt are such a weird ass combo. At least wear a henley or something. Show a little collarbone even you chicken

Taking a bus to nowhere in particular and disappearing.

Me and my friends getting a little drunk and doing a 90's Nickelodeon game show would fix me

Heavy tired heart

Incapable of *not* being a bit extra My brain is cooked fr

I have TWO super hot, brand spanking new solo videos launching on my site this coming week which one are you looking forward to? left or right?

8 days until rent is due, and there's been no progress since christmas. please help keep peggy and i housed i'm begging you to please give what you can and share $526.50/$4750 venmo: gayley_williams cashapp: gayleywilliams paypal.me/chemrain 💸💕

More people should be saying this! And then making out with me!

Marghoul is a skilled lesbian tradwife and we are lucky to have her

Incapable of being a bit extra when wrapping presents

"Let them take whipits harumpf"

Behold my small little fearless friend. They came up to say hi to me at a post office.