My throat and mouth itch so bad it's keeping me awake.

I ALMOST FORGOT WHAT TOMORROW ISSSSSSSSSSSSSSS

i put solid calories inside me, the last cookable carbs in the household. tomorrow i must go to the grocery for some more staples,, pasta, oil, canned veggies it's been seven days since i had any movement here. i have cash for groceries, i do not have cash for Jan rent. i'm still looking for work.

Mark Cuban just sitting around in a mansion or on a private jet and thinking “hmm, methinks I should bestow the poor with my knowledge” and getting yelled until his feelings are hurt is really funny

Chipotle has a new "high protein" menu. Let's discuss. They are not adding any new products. In other words? THE FOOD YOU ARE EATING ALREADY HAS ENOUGH FUCKING PROTEIN IN IT IF YOU EAT THE RIGHT FOOD. Sigh.

HIS NAME IS KRIS KRINGLE YOU COULD HAVE DONE KRIS LIGHTENING I'm so disappointed.

JESUS FUCK THAT'S NIC CAGE EXCUSE ME WHILE I HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

I need to renew my medical weed card and my favorite lady's website is down. #1stWorldProblems

For anyone curious about the overlaps between Bipolar I and II and ADHD, ASD, PTSD, BPD, [etc], I just made some updates to this interactive with requested definitions of terminology. I'm not a medical doctor, so none of this is advice, but this specifically is my published research area

Hear me out. I have the perfect name for them all. villainnaires Can we make it popular?

Spinach dip is made and in the fridge to set up!

I've found decaf concentrate. I've found vegan coffee powder. I have not found any combo of the two.

@lukesteuber.com needs to see this

What did we get stuck in our rectums last year? defector.com/what-did-we-...

this season's "give us money for sick kids of you're a piece of shit" ads have bumped up to four damned minutes long

If you throw one it's la conchancla

Let's post the skittles video again.

I’m not addicted to cheese, I can stop anytime I want.

I'm as dressed as I'm going to get. A sweater and leggings. Good enough.

Nixstory: one day I got home from work and went downstairs to our home office and there was a snake under my chair. I screamed a lot. Eventually I realized it was dead. After further inspection the following terrible events showed themselves to have happened. Cont.

that my dancing looks like a chicken with its head cut off (told to me when I was very intoxicated - that shit stuck with me like hardened molasses.

I have a cold

Let's post the skittles video again.

two more videos uploaded!! I'm on a roll for feeling like I got runover by a truck.

doublechecked funko to make sure I have all of the Alien Earth pops. I do.

One of husband's presents this year was a cold. I've gone from 14 year old boy to Barry White and now to just a squeak. The voices wants to be there but there's just nothing left.

happy boxing day!

Today has one purpose: edit videos. I have 11 videos, almost 200 gigs to go through. It's because I've been pushing through the current one to get to the two I got as presents. I did like 3 hour-long videos yesterday!

another day another time I've rolled the chair over the bottom of my robe

Today's legos!

Ran across a former moot who I scared away wholly unintentionally. I'd managed not to think about that mess for some time and then hello. Had to mute them. It's for the best. It's something I don't need to feel guilty about. I didn't do anything wrong.

This was a good christmas. I love you fuckers.

She said she shed in the backyard

Spent all day in the onesie including the park walk. Gonna go get gas in it now. Merry nixmas.

Use the timestamp, that's where the magic happens.

The ACA isn't just "health care for people who don't have a conventional employer." It also disallows something that was incredibly common 20 years ago, which I fear is getting lost to generational memory: insurance companies could deny you health care for essentially any previous health problem.

Use the timestamp, that's where the magic happens.

In case of racist uncles or dead moms or someone saying "only two genders" or your gifts didn't arrive on time or you have a tummy ache or this day is just awkward and you wish it was over: Arlo loves you as you are. You can be okay anyway and it's okay to not be okay. Happy Thursday!

christmas legos!

ready for presents!!!

Happy Christler to all who celebrate

Fucking crying laughing this is the best gift I've ever gotten.

Y'all I cried for real. I've wanted this since they introduced it. He did so well 😭😭😭

The tail on my running video wiggle 😂😂😂

Christmas run!

I need more workspace I want to start the new legos before I finish the current one!

ME: (sobbing, clutching a pistol) Both of you just shut up! Tell me something only the real Santa would know! SANTA: In March you took a shit in a public bathroom so horrific it made a janitor quit on the spot. OTHER SANTA: Is that true? Me: Yes OTHER SANTA: Jesus Christ. Fuck, man

The cognitive & emotional toll from staying in contact with abusive family can be both significant and difficult to recognize. There's a kind of social contract that abusive parents have violated. You owe them nothing. Nothing. Christmas–or any other holiday–doesn't change that.

poor you

O holy night