The sound inconsistencies in the muddy matt commercial make me think i'm sitting on the clicker or my ears are muffling themselves EVERY TIME IT AIRS.

I am absolutely not kidding

in september when i put twinkle on soundcloud, i also said "i don't know what to do with this" and the answer is this new album. "if life owes us anything, it is beautiful art from miserable experiences" is the exact phrase i spoke, and immediately realized it was the album title. enjoy my latest!

kalshi is a sign we are so far fucking gone as a society

boobs. share if you agree

Boosting for Juno 🖤

Everytime I think I can get back to some sort of normal a new issue comes up. Trying to raise fund in the immediate for car insurance and cell service. Im sorry to keep finding myself here but I'm so grateful for all the help and kindness offered to me 🖤

Travelling for tits and asses isn't enough. We're going to have to leave the country for basic healthcare. They literally want us all dead.

today's legos

this part of volcano specifically in my head this afternoon www.youtube.com/watch?v=xA8M...

Replacements arrived too late to test, it will have to wait until Wednesday.

Lol Pepsi stole the coke bears

Today's run

Fucking sigh.

today's legos

oh, good, another military person talking about how a wallet has any fuck to do with military service so buy the wallet

lol I love my twitter archive

Shower is also code for gay sex.

today's legos

Fucking sigh.

Today's run

Lol Pepsi stole the coke bears

What's your favourite song that has a long title, say at least 6 words long? "Several Species of Small Furry Animals Gathered Together in a Cave and Grooving With a Pict" by Pink Floyd

(To the tune of “Hard to Say I’m Sorry” by Chicago) Everybody needs a little water sprayed From a bidet On their buuuutthooole

BREAKING: Viewers of “Melania” Documentary Receive Call Telling Them They Will Die in 7 Days

...the new paints came with one of the pans empty. This has been a roller coaster of a day.

Today's run. New leggings!

Tricked it.

Still can't get my video to upload with sound, incredibly annoying.

I have a clean bowl, new paints to play with, and the two power supplies I was missing. Things are better.

I vacuumed my stairs. Praise me.

I can't get my run video to upload to youtube with sound. I am not pleased.

this part of volcano specifically in my head this afternoon www.youtube.com/watch?v=xA8M...

I need to make a master thread of those I can add onto. I'm sure I've done this already but damned if I can find it.

🎶🎶woahhhhhhhhh I'm halfway there🎶🎶 🎶🎶leggings and brushed my hair🎶🎶

Without naming your job, tell me something you say over and over again at work. "We are not [industry individual]s, but if you have access to a web browser, I can show you how to find one on our website."

🎶you feel me coming through your spe-ee-kers🎶

this is almost full now

Without naming your job, tell me something you say over and over again at work. "Ahah! No licking when I'm scissoring, that's naughty!"

my kingdom for the motivation to run. new leggings isn't doing it like i thought they would.

So many good things being delivered today I'm excited!!!

This is my only owl meme and as a person with both crohns and ibs it's allowed.

Y'all see Chief O'Brien. I see Judge Harold Garrett screaming IAGO. We are not the same.

Without naming your job, tell me something you say over and over again at work. "Oh for fuck sake, what do you want now?!"

how I flirt

today's legos!

You still think Jake Paul is funny and edgy? Good job.

here again

this just makes me so happy

I still listened to Volcano today. Some things don't change regardless of nails.