it would actually be discrimination for GWAR to avoid depicting the President getting disemboweled on stage.

BUM BUM BUMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM

my mom took tylenol when she was pregnant, which made me super focused on menswear and now i have a million followers on twitter

Vaccines cause adults Tylenol causes pain relief Neurodiversity is good

dudes rock

LOL

If you're in line for the rapture, STAY IN LINE.

To celebrate the release of DOWNTON ABBEY: THE FINAL CONFLICT (or whatever it's called), here's my list of the 10 best episodes of the series. Disagree? Well, you're wrong!

I used to love Gwar, but then they got political

Today's run!

Today's legos.

Just a reminder that this is the only acceptable version.

Holy shit I really want to read your article but there are multiple pop-ups that you can't easily close. I got 1/2 through before clicking an ad while trying to close it. I understand monitization but if you make it so that there are more ads than there is content no one is going to read your shit.

IT'S LITERALLY ME OMG

Oh, googling those symptoms was a great idea.

Happened to find this - it's a useful little website if you A) want to know why you should drop Substack and B) want a list of alternatives. A couple also have tools to import your old SS posts over. leavesubstack.com #kidlit

IT'S LITERALLY ME OMG

Holy shit I really want to read your article but there are multiple pop-ups that you can't easily close. I got 1/2 through before clicking an ad while trying to close it. I understand monitization but if you make it so that there are more ads than there is content no one is going to read your shit.

Skankin' trombone solo sang by the crowd! @nixanadoo.com

The new 4Patriots ad shows an older couple RUN THEIR ENTIRE HOUSE with one of their little generators.

I don't know who figured out that coconut oil tastes like butter but I'm so glad they did.

While we were an hour north we went to one of the remaining hot topic locations and I got a really cute skirt. When we got home we discovered they'd left the fucking shoplifting tag on it. tldr It took me way too little time to get that fucker off.

Today's run!

The @washingtonpost.com story on Tylenol & autism leaves out a MAJOR 2.5M sibling-controlled study of children in Denmark, which "found no evidence that acetaminophen use during pregnancy was associated with children’s risk of autism, ADHD or intellectual disability." jamanetwork.com/journals/jam...

Today's legos.

While we were an hour north we went to one of the remaining hot topic locations and I got a really cute skirt. When we got home we discovered they'd left the fucking shoplifting tag on it. tldr It took me way too little time to get that fucker off.

I don't know who figured out that coconut oil tastes like butter but I'm so glad they did.

The new 4Patriots ad shows an older couple RUN THEIR ENTIRE HOUSE with one of their little generators.

THIS WEEK'S NAILSSSSSSSSSSSS

When grandma accidentally says a dirty word in front of you

Throws a car at the sign:

Today's legos!

Narrator: She did not remember to clean out the folder

Here they are in all their glory. Green from the top down: Lego instruction manuals, unopened diamond paintings, a book from work, printable vinyl, loose ab crystals, and cat food Pens, pencils, brushes, markers, makeup brushes that need to be cleaned, and one bag of popcorn. Cont

Getting cuticle nippers to not do sweater pulls was so smart. Thank you, recent me.

Today's run! I missed two days.

The funniest part of this is that I can still eat mcdonald's cheeseburgers and taco bell tacos, which shows how low the actual meat content is in those two.

5E is on BBA again. I'm beginning to think it's their favorite. Not that I'm complaining.

OK we're back. Weed, then laundry.

Baltimore County, we are in you!

I have a particular type of undershorts that I prefer but I got them all a million years ago from wish so I've been trying to find new ones and failing and it finally occurred to me to look at how wish had titled it and use that to search. It worked! They get here tomorrow.

The funniest part of this is that I can still eat mcdonald's cheeseburgers and taco bell tacos, which shows how low the actual meat content is in those two.

Today's run! I missed two days.

I caught up on all of the videos (not car, those don't count) to edit!

Getting cuticle nippers to not do sweater pulls was so smart. Thank you, recent me.

I miss real burgers.

So disappointed that yungblood did a song with aerosmith. blah.

I forgot to start the laundry before running.

Here they are in all their glory. Green from the top down: Lego instruction manuals, unopened diamond paintings, a book from work, printable vinyl, loose ab crystals, and cat food Pens, pencils, brushes, markers, makeup brushes that need to be cleaned, and one bag of popcorn. Cont

Yeah, I guess I should clean out this folder.