For those who are wondering but can't be bothered looking it up, "paracetamol" and "acetaminophen" are both shortened forms of the same term: para-acetylaminophenol, which is the chemical name of the drug in question. Same like how Peggy and Daisy are both short for Margaret.

Aw lawd, google is translating ’bella ciao’ as hello.

✨ #TransBeauty ✨ After surviving a brutal hate filled attack, Trans woman Nikki Armstrong still calls for compassion: ‘Jail isn’t the place to fix troubled kids..[]..we need something that works for everybody.’ Her courage shows how we can hope for a world of healing and change 💜

happy 10 year anniversary to the day i ran to catch the google street view car and we showed up in each others camera rolls ♥️

On the subject of Vision Quests, this took forever to identify, as I didn’t know they re-released is as Crazy for You. Like life altering movie for me as a teen somehow. en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Vision_...

So I made this last night at about 40 hours awake (travel). Then I passed out for 6 hours of the most intense Vision Quest/ reality skipping dreams.

This is all feeling surreal. Like Mulholland Drive, WTF is going on.

Whew. Pandora wouldn’t load. Was worried they got raptured.

I’m still sad Liamela wasn’t real, honestly.

Damn. Forgot to setup my raptured away message at work.

I have had the sleepy soup and glass of water, but now I need to go potty again. Jesus, it's like I'm 8 and avoiding bed time.

"A seed of middle fed" is suing his ass, for sure.

Remember when you see that funny twitter screencap to take 3 seconds to find it alt texted to share. Don't worry, there will be 8k versions posted.

You can watch Kimmel on Fubo. He's on Hulu. Go see him on Youtube. He's on ABC right now.

We're packing about 3 Billy Joel songs into this week, apparently.

I wonder how much of America is watching broadcast TV these days. Especially if you peel out streaming re-broadcasts on live tv apps.

Me on my way to the rapture

Local almost 2am. oh yeah... jet lag

… I'm only Homan Both cash and card, I'll take Homan Send bags of cash today!

New Hampshire is volunteering to be the Northeast's suntan lotion test case to demonstrate how burned you get without regional health affiliations. 🫡

Hmm. Facebook just sent me $25. Some settlement thing. Cool.

It is scientifically proven to be impossible for me to tell the difference between a joke about a political grifter and an actual announcement by a political grifter.

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I just glanced at the news, but yeah, I took some Tylenol just in case so I don't get raptured tomorrow.

Read a post that vaguely references something that you occasionally do, and not kool-aid into the thread to try and make poster feel guilty for their joke challenge.

Never explain the boat.

This is such a weird thing to be proud of, but like when the gimmick accounts showed up 2023, I bugged a bunch of them about using tld's as usernames, and explained the process, and they mostly whatevered, but I see bunches of them with them now. Proud or smug, anyway told 'em so.

Watching the Mandalorian and Grogu teaser, and found myself humming the BJ & the Bear theme.

I see people looking to Taylor Swift as potential political savior like they looked at The Rock, like they looked at Oprah, possibly Michelle Obama. I’m not sure it’s a terrible idea, even if it is a stupid idea.

Deutschland, ich bin (wieder) in dir.

The internet made many smarter, AND it amplified the stupid people, making them (or possibly us, how would I know?) much harder to ignore and get on with our days.

Forecast for the week calls for scattered dragon rueing through Friday, with 30% chance of rapture on Tuesday.

I'm gonna randomly leave complete outfits laying around in parking lots, the streets and stores on Tuesday.

It's Armenia v. Cambodia It's tough, kid, but it's life It's Armenia v. Cambodia Don't forget to pack a wife

At the individual-based level we’re seeing right now, political violence is more about isolation, loss of hope, and fame seeking than any specific ideological dogma. That’s why these guys have backgrounds all over the place, they’ve been casting vainly for a place and finally capitulate to violence.

Heh, turbulence is helping the little guys sleep. Me, not as much.

Yes, I'm religious, I believe in the holy trinity. The Father, The Son, and the Holy Goat.

We have reached the portion of the flight where the babies are very sensibly saying WTF, we’ve been sitting still for hours, and they are of course, wholly correct.

I don't want to live in a Disney community. A Studio Ghibli community, however, might intrigue me.

600: Alfred, Lord Tennyson! Oh my God they just rode in. Save them! Oh jeez, stick to the plan.

Someone had blundered. They didn’t mean to reply, Theirs not to be that guy, Theirs but to doom crawl and sigh. Into the valley of Discourse rode the 600 follower account.

@riothobbit.bsky.social Nur so kann man sicher sein

Predator vs. Green Power Ranger

Boy, I can’t help thinking there’s something I’m supposed to remember today.

technologically advance a band Bioluminescent Orchestra

Goddamit. Where to next? Can people just chill the fuck out already.

From my brother's song Don't Crush the Crustaceans: "All they want to do is to find a dead thing and eat it. All they want to do is to be ocean's trashmen!"

Eventually, crabs will become the preferred home pet. Photogenic. Perfect recyclers. Very quiet. Love to play.

And verily, as foretold Out came a man from Mars And you try to run, but he's got a gun And he shoots you dead and he eats your head And then you're in the man from Mars You go out at night, eatin' cars You eat Cadillacs, Lincolns, too Mercurys and Subaru And you don't stop, you keep on eatin' cars

The dinner cart has skipped me. I am without hope.