If you see Grizzly Adams teleport into your Waffle House, no you didn't!

you know what, I'll never be satisfied. which is fine.

Hell yeah! Support your local lunch poster.

I'm not disappointed. I'm just mad at you.

I don't think communally, on average at least, we're actually driving by logic or compassion. Oh, we straggle across both on occasion, individually or as a group, but it's not useful as a predictor at all.

Man, I'll even pay for a month of CNN subscription when it happens, just to not miss a single worthless story about it.

Proud to be that mutual that you hover over during every purge and think 'might as well wait until he fucks up dramatically'.

I highly recommend putting this NASA #Artemis II mission livestream on and just leaving it playing as you go about your weekend. Live views of the spacecraft, occasional visualizations of the current config, views of the control room, space-ground radio audio. www.youtube.com/live/m3kR2KK...

Look, it's not my community, but at some point we need to talk about cis white gay men abandoning the coalition when they reach x dollars.

So, yeah, hamburger has gone up in price, but there's still lots of other cheap cuts that have stayed basically the same. That doesn't make much sense to me. Not so cheap to buy a meat grinder, but I'd expect everything to rise at a similiar rate.

Bluesky energy: What the fuck you mean by 'hi'?

Sometimes I think my next pet should have the exact same diet that I do so we can just hang out and chow down together, but humans have a really weird ass diet. Not even pigs can hang with us, honestly.

My expectation was that we'd fragment into smaller communities. Hasn't happened structurally as much as I'd hoped, but people are doing it with lists and blocking and various tools like hashtags. It would still be nice to have small eddies with a few hundred thousand users rather than millions.

I think one reason for the bsky likepocalypse is just sensory overload. I'm liking and reposting less generally because there's so much stuff, and keeping up with friends posts occupies my time more than looking for new stuff to like. Maybe just me. Who knows.

It's Good Friday everyone, so as is customary, from now until Easter Sunday all crimes are legal

Time to crime

If Musk couldn't kill Twitter, none of this bullshit is going to finish off bsky.

Most people don't know this, but the Saturday between Good Friday and Easter is like the Purge. Nobody up there can see you sin, they're all too busy with the scene change.

I believe with all my heart in redemption, and that the path should be longer than court mandated counseling.

I ended up making a curry from a vegan curry paste, replacing coconut milk with instant mashed potatoes, potatoes, celery, red chili flakes, onion, and some fresh basil. Honestly, it turned out more like a curry mashed potato dish, but it's an excellent curry mashed potato dish.

Vegan comfort food ideas? No manufactured meat substitutes. Hmm, I think I made some a few weeks ago, going to look those up too.

Add a food to a movie title. The English Breakfast Patient

Must have some absolute incredible text game.

Computer, enDance image.

Ask your doctor if just drinking a giant glass of water, and going to fucking bed is right for you.

I just typed Schindler's cat, if you're wondering if I should go to bed.

Jesus: It's great to be back, hey what did you end up calling the day I died? Everybody: Uhhhh

children are not rich. they lack agency. universal safety nets for them are always appropriate.

'Farmworks Day following sexual abuse allegations' is not going to fit on a single calendar space. Better make it a week.

I don't want to do anymore math. Goddamnit, I'm gonna have to math

I have a few people here who annoy the fuck out of me. You know what I tell them? Nothing. I tell them nothing. I generally avoid thinking about them, and when someone else brings them up, I go do something else. Should you try this? I mean, you could.

Remake the Crosby/Hope road pictures with Jack White and Jack Black, you cowards.

I just hope I never have an opinion so bad that the NYT wants to publish it.

Maybe we should just stop measuring every aspect of Gen Z, and let them figure their shit out uncommented. Yeah?

I'm gonna start just reading the even pages of books so I can be a world famous pundit.

Remake Charlie's Angels, with Bondi, Noem, and Gabbard, you cowards. Eric Trump is Bosley.

I can both be extremely pleased at the continued success of the Artemis mission, and make my little teehees about it. There is no contradiction here.

If you’re also getting inundated with repost accounts, one little trick…

the best verification is still people using their own url of a site they are known for. the official verification scheme is the new bonus invite codes, and mostly signifies that you're friends with the mods. Which is fine.

The common risk factors are being female, and getting media attention. He cannot stand any female overshadowing him in news coverage.

Bondi Voyage!

Artemis II returns early. Astronaut dashes to Best Buy and purchases USB. Security asks what's wrong. Astronaut: CRITICAL_PROCESS_DIED. Artemis II launches back into space.

Actually, it would be incredibly easy to Truman Show the entire White House. You'd only need 2 locations, WH and Maralago, with a soundstage beside a runway where they could all be flown to for 'diplomatic occasions'.

whispers:(you don't get to share all your frustrations on social media. you have to read the room a little bit 🤏)

One day we’ll look at immigration restrictions the way we view institutional slavery now. Sadly, the wrong people already do.

So close to getting the point. So close.

My hair is once again at that awkward 'looks like a Dick Tracy villain' length, and we once again see if I can muster the patience to grow it out long enough to get to the cool wavy length.

If I had invented Spiderman, he'd just be a dude who controlled spiders. He'd be unstoppable and probably kinda cursed with a love interest with a pathological fear of them.

To be fair*, Florida does actively promote itself as the destination for everyone who wants think solely of themselves and fuck everybody else, so the scrub-jay dude should probably sue the state for a refund of his moving costs. *sarcastic

My whole feed philosophy has changed from 'hey, I wonder what everyone is saying about something', to 'fucking hell, can I just condense 100 passably adequate sources into a coherent picture'.