Make a bond film casual “On Her Majesty's Civil Service”

Thank you Strasbourg. Short trip. Small drive. Lots of walking and food.

Van Gogh Experience, Strasbourg

Van Gogh Experience, Strasbourg

Ah. First birthday gift is from the hotel.

Hmm, wonder how they will smuggle drones in.

Merry Christmas

Cleavage To Beaver's (aka Miss XXX-mas) song is one of my favorites. I love it when they go disco. www.youtube.com/watch?v=9U3o...

Explaining Christmas to aliens: Well, thousands of years ago, the Romans murdered this guy in the Middle East, so every year around solstice we cut down trees, dry them in our living rooms with shoddy electric lights, and wrap things up under them to confuse our loved ones. Then we eat.

I just hope I never have an opinion so bad that the NYT wants to publish it.

All I want for Christm*tackled off stage* Fine, but we're all thinking it!

Neck eating leopards dismayed at state of things.

Ask again later.

NOOOOOOOO

I hope the Buffalo Girls are ok.

Bari Weiss is a nerd (derogatory).

If you can't handle me at my worst, that's really a big relief. Gawd, my worst is fucking awful. No one should put up with that shit.

If you can’t handle me at my worst, you deserve better, king. Don’t compromise. Right on.

e'body look up e'body look down e'body e'body e'body you're assent to the protocol is acknowledged

Prediction: future god kings will spare no expense to bring back any semblance of the profound wisdom of Britney Spears to their court. *this is a DUNE reference, you absolute fucking plebe

if a genie popped out of this bottle, and said 'give me one question you can answer correctly 100% of the time', I'd answer 'how can I get rid of this weird skin thing going on' Anyway, for now, HYPOCHLOROUS ACID.

no one is asking me to solve their technical problems. big mistake huge fucking mistake

who the fuck called it 'impaired judgement' when 'imbued jubilance' was right there

some day, we'll look back at all this and LAUGH!!! *nervously, with deep and profound sorrow

Whatever you do, don't bring up the marinara's divorce.

if you can't handle me, that's fine

fuck you, im fucking adorbale

it is 1am, and I am aglow, so sure, ask my any technical question, and I will answer it earnestly.

you shouldn't listen to me I'm not sure what sense you should use, actually

In 2028 i resolve to figure out how calendars work

Oh, so drone tech from ANY country is a risk. that makes no sense. so, a microchip from the UK poses an insurmountable risk to national security?

I don’t have answers. I don’t even have punctuation.

It’s really fucking difficult to point out a country that is fucking nailing Democracy, and that is really bumming me out.

The older you get, the more peeing into milk jugs makes sense.

I can't get all the way through, but I can get pretty far into Last Christmas, sung to the cadence of Never gonna give you up, with minimal effort.

Alternative viewpoint: Teachers, if your students can get an A using a new technology you're not familiar with, they deserve that A. Maybe get over yourself, and realize that adapting novelly to challenges is the essence of learning.

Bacta Tanks are just water bongs. No questions.

not a lot of my problems that couldn't be solved by a court appointed conservator (and $30million)

More like Buried Weiss. Heyyooooohhhh!

Entire family says we don’t care about presents for Christmas. Everybody buys presents. WTF are we doing here, people?

I've just realized how on point Kyle Maclachlan's impression of a dot-matrix printer is there in the background.

Rick Astley should release a cover of Last Christmas, and bring it all fucking down.

If you strike me down here, I shall become more annoying than you can possibly imagine-- Charlie Kirk

bank robber: get down on the ground and nobody gets hurt me: nobody gets hurt? how can you promise something like that? I'm calling bullshit. pain is a universal aspect of existence bank robber: fuck, not another stoic

*replying earnestly* There's no reason to believe that the cast of the last show you watched would rescue you from a kidnapping. I suspect that you haven't been kidnapped at all. Good day to you, sir.

In DnD terms, I have a -2 charisma, which is aptly demonstrated by the fact that I describe my personality in terms of DnD.

What is a show that you rarely think about, but in retrospect was a perfect entertainment delight? For me, it's Designing Women.

One time, a new mutual interviewed me in DMs, and then unfollowed. I'm not calling them out (at all) because they're lovely, and I only bring it up because I still think of it everytime I see them in my timeline, and laugh a bit about it. It was a singular moment in 30 years of social media.

no movement, I’ve got a few more hours here at the library before I have to go home without any way to communicate please deck my halls, anything you can spare helps 90/300 for wireless reactivation $kseniadeville is the tag ho ho ho?