that's a fucking bullshit wordle right there

At least we get abba songs now.

See ya, England. Take that wonderwall bullshit with ya.

In favor of scientific research using massive compute capacity, and opposition to funny ai videos is a coherent and supportable position.

that few minutes after a tie-up goal are like turbocharged

this announcer was a soccer player? he's got those mixed martial arts facial features.

David Beckham just showed up outside my house to ask if I wanted to buy girl scout cookies.

I was really rooting for Norway, and secondly France. Not really into any of these 3 teams.

point to point highspeed personal wireguard tunnel, secure vm, and I still can't watch goddamn local news without a tape delay. I don't want to share my location, assholes. you share your location, if it's so fucking important, where dem servers at youtube?

"we need a slur for--" nah i think we're good actually

I've just found a solution to a problem that's kept me up for days. Well, kept me up late for days. I did sleep. Just so relieved, and sadly/happily I can't share details. I can just share the joy of finding the solution.

The thing I don’t get about baseball is why they drop the bat. It would make it so much easier to get around the bases quickly.

Hey, yo, that's an nice oil tanker you got. Be a shame if anything happened to it.

I'm skipping the picture, but goddamn, I'm good at carne asada. skipped the season all, which was clearly a crutch, and went with thai peppers, jalapeno, cilantro and onion. balsamic and soy sauce. a bit of olive oil, really just to make things stick. 5 min broil on each side, oven off, hour wait.

Remake Godzilla, starring Tom Cruise, as Jack Black, as Godzilla's son.

my boss started our morning meeting showing us how to access Fox sports without paying any money. 😂 go to Fox streaming, choose TV provider, choose Verizon it doesn’t have a login or check or anything

At this point, is it even paranoia that I think there's a cabal of billionaires who've worked out a vast profit scheme from global climate change and are working to accelerate it?

If you're waiting in line to speak with Mitch McConnell for 20 minutes, stay in line!

ah man, you think he used Graham for spare parts?

I'm not going to check, but I bet he's getting an even worse send off in the magasphere.

Walken voice: Wow, it makes you wonder if he actually shit himself to death, doesn't it?

Lord, you’re just teasing us now.

Top songs of the 70's that are actually about explosive diarrhea, probably. Stayin Alive Burning Love Don't Stop me Now Hold the Line Waterloo Lady Marmalade Rocket Man Off the Wall Don't Look Back Bat Out of Hell I Feel the Earth Move Here You Come Again Bridge over Troubled Water Born to Run

If you're going all the way back to Wonderwall, nothing stopping you from going all the way back to London Calling, or if being annoying was the real point, just go with Imagine.

I appreciate England playing Wonderwall, and reminding me to turn off the feed.

Alright, well that was more attention than I've paid to this World Cup than any other. Good luck to the remaining teams.

sorry to see Haaland come off, but he was limping forever there.

Another incredibly fun game. Norway just makes all these exciting.

damn, when people burn out of bsky, they don't play.

I'm wondering if it would help if following was anonymous, and no one really knew how many people followed them. Maybe it doesn't matter at all. Maybe the same bullshit would still rise to the top anyway. I don't know.

It occurs to me today just how much of a neverending treadmill the world is or has become. How difficult it is to ever just exist. Taxes rise. Jobs disappear. There’s just no fucking homeostasis ever.

New story about to break. Apparently binface sent unsolicited lid pics to several rural county compost bins. Probably.

Avocados are nature’s little weeping angels. If you keep watching them, you can eat them before they turn brown. Probably.

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Maybe billionaires should have to do more paperwork to justify their wealth instead of people receiving benefits, and make them do it personally in an office after verifying their identity. Don't let them flog it off to some lackey.

The really cheap hot dogs that list all the meats in the ingredients because what you want them to keep track of what they're putting in them?

“Free Willy” reboot in the works at Warner Bros

I'm in favor or 30 years later sequels for every movie. Wayne's World. When Harry Met Sally. Willow. Hmm, maybe I just want movies that started with a W.

that's what they do with it, yeah!

I like the idea of spam (the food), but in practice, it's not really my thing. It has a fun and irreverent vibe, but I think extremely teriyaki chicken works better in almost every place you can put spam. for me! you go on with you!

Like it's great we now have a third pronouns labeller but it would be even better if Bluesky PBC would just enable the goddamn pronouns profile field that has existed in lexicon for nearly a year now

So, this is just anecdotal, so take it for what it is, but when I dipped into politics a few decades ago, in Los Angeles(ish), I found it awash with sketchy men, so called organizers, who were preying on young people, men and women. Besides losing, that was one reason I got out of it decisively.

I've known local equivalents to Count Binface, and seen them elected. The right question is not whether they should take the role seriously after being elected, or continue their character. The right question is how to address the demonstrated loss of trust in the system by voters.

the sea salt spray kinda makes my head itchy, which perfectly captures that after an ocean swim feeling, to be fair.

The irony is that bsky made private posts for select blacksky users first.

Wooh. Remembered I don’t have to give a shit about Maine politics. What a relief.

there's every reason to think binface will be a glorious new milkshake duck but you don't know until you know

there's a truck in town that makes birria, but they don't make BIRRIA, except for special occasions (fried in tortillas with cheese), and then they charge 20 euro for 3 tacos, but hey, it's like a Christmas tree I can eat.

the kids are out there adding dvd drives to their computers like it's a vintage lp player, which, yeah, kinda.

If there was an international walnut cracking competition that you could bet on, America would watch that too. It doesn't mean anything's changed with the basic hierarchy of sports in America.