How I’m showing up for the BlueSky Christmas party

I am so sick of all you assholes making me see Will Stancil posts despite having him blocked and his name muted. No one gives a shit about this annoying loser but you. Give it a rest and spare the rest of us. Pick up a hobby. Go down on your wife

you guys need a better recurring character than will stancil

homosexual bc I don’t like to leave my home

I either need to get facial hair removal or become fucking jacked before my tits get much bigger. Not a fan of the looks I get at the Y

Bear spray sexual because get the fuck away from me

Belay sexual because I’m not taking any orders

I started doing functional fitness and hitting weight-lifting PRs despite walking with a cane and being a surgery candidate last year 💪 I also started playing guitar again and joined a goth industrial band and i played a show with them just a few weeks ago 😎

The problem is they're just throwing generalized LLM tools at everything, expecting them to work, because they don't know how to do the job themselves. And the way LLMs talk is in corporate-speak, so it looks like "job done" to them.

being a hostage to an insane oligarchy, its saddam hussein-esque leader, and their ba'ath party

damn ICE shot two guys in Glen Burnie MD for "ramming their car" that part wasn't caught on video I guess but them putting 16 bullets into the other car was. The two men they shot are alive and in the hospital.

I just threw Samaa another $10 for Christmas. You should do the same, if you can. Match my donation! Donate! Share! Free Palestine! tinyurl.com/SamaasFamily

conservation of energy

I’ve never had an iguana. Are the care instructions “leave the food at the door and get the fuck away”?

fuck it

Literally when any dude starts whining about getting death threats online I’m like, I got my first rape/death threat before 9/11, y’all are just NOW getting death threats? And you think you can do something about them?

in case it means anything to the future:

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Who said white people don’t have a culture?

Me communicating with the new Japanese users.

I feel so understood

transcend 🧘‍♀️

Kids today will never understand how hard Terminator hit the culture back in the 80s

Don’t hate me because I’m beautiful. There are so many better reasons to hate me.

me and the boys making the Yuletide bright

JD Vance made up for not being a cradle Catholic by seeking out one of its most vital experiences, imprinting on a pedophile as a father figure

Imagine having a super tough shift down at Nakatomi Plaza then having to go home to chase Urkel off your daughter

Shopping today was a blast! A bunch of people celebrating Christs birth by almost killing each other at stores trying to make sure their families have what your family needed. Praise Jesus

sometimes self care is telling people to fuck off

Search your first name then ‘glamour shot’ and post a photo

PREACH IT TECH JESUS

okay I’m awake… time to go for a final round of Christmas shopping 😭

"10,000 Years" by High on Fire will one day be recognized as one of the greatest artistic achievements of this century

Hi, Indigenous person here. I've never seen any of the avatar movies, and after what James Cameron said about the Lakota people, I never will.

How the Grinch Stopped Smelling like Teen Spirit

Oh, they’re coming after my religion now??

While people capitalize on fears of Aboriginal Title to reinforce anti-Indigenous racism, let's look at something that is *actually* devaluing land in BC: pipelines. ckpgtoday.ca/2025/12/06/r...

surprise, it’s both ✨

Men do not need to put on a dress and go into a public restroom to abuse women and children. Or cross national borders. They usually just go home. Or don a clerical collar. Or wear a badge. Or run for office. Or they just do it in public, wearing pants.

If you're not trans, I don't think I can fully explain how important this is. It's so powerful that one of the most circulated science media publications in the world has come out and said "trans children are real and providing transition care improves their lives." That's groundbreaking.

superstition is rooted in the fear of uncertainty. you're femicidal if you are superstitious of me. we can't all be perfect little orthodox uterus-havers- it doesn't make us any less human or any less feminine to lack a uterus

“underage person” CHILD SAY “CHILD” 🤬🤬🤬🤬

Making a fruit salad for the BlueSky moderation team

there’s a 30 rock bit for everything, if you just believe

desk lamp / book stand guy is back at the cafe and this time he has TWO desk lamps, and he’s reading a Super Man comic