it’s easy to make fun to the silly Christians who keep thinking the Rapture is coming the day after next or whatever, but in their defense, they seem to be doing the work to make it happen with a lot more dedication than anyone calling for a “General Strike now!”

It's all fun and games until a cop handles a Tylenol gelcap with no gloves and within seconds their socks are bothering them.

anyway happy rapture day ya'll may we all be liberated from this screaming meat and flesh prison

Before we all disappear, I’d love to know all about you. Tell me about the street you grew up on. What’s your mother’s maiden name?

Subtly downgrade a band: Napalm Ouchie

I know antifa isn't a real organization because I don't get 40 texts a week from them asking for donations.

Can I just say … I wish the general population was as upset and outspoken about trans people being labeled as dangerous, sub-human enemies of the state as they are about the cis white male comedian getting his show taken off the air ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

he asked for the girlfriend experience so I started a fight with his mom

technologically advance a band. Bad Positronic Brains

As someone who was also raised with crazy evangelical bullshit, I find it frustrating beyond words that people who weren't don't seem to have believed me about how dangerous and horrible these people are.

This is how the right identified themselves before big pick up trucks and tap out t-shirts

"A thing is not necessarily true because a man dies for it." - Oscar Wilde

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Apropos of nothing in particular, here's Walt Disney's testimony to HUAC in 1947, where he named employees he believed were communists, condemned labor unions, and accused "commie" groups, including the League of Women Voters, of smearing him. 🗃️ archive.org/details/walt...

Disney adults canceling subscriptions, vacations, etc really are making the Harry Potter adults that threw a fit over a $60 video game look like huge bitches

Is getting "raptured" a sex thing

So disappointed in @govwesmoore.bsky.social and the @orioles.com. The Blackest city in America and the team of Eddie Murray do NOT need to honor a fucking a racist!

a group of people were like "i found a way to live my life as a truer version of myself" and instead of being like "that's beautiful, how can i help" people were like "i don't think schools should have books in them anymore"

JD Vance is actually a biological female

I heard from a reliable source that Stephen Miller's transsexual mistress is going to release the Epstien files... More to follow

microplastics in my balls might have turned me trans, but look what leaded gasoline did to these mfs

everything about this is iconic, from the hair to the shoulder pads to the reveal that she addresses herself as “bitch” to the absolute murder in her eyes in that first shot. that is a woman who homophobes would cross the street to avoid for fear of their life. absolute ally goals

"yeah, they get it..."

yall.

Lol if you can't participate in a boycott you always have the option to shut the hell up. Whiny ass mofos. It's a process to unlearn some things but pro tip for any white people that you don't need to defend shitty white people. If you're doing your best just shut up and do it.

The final call: We are being exterminated from the face of the earth.”

brb, I’m gonna start a y2k pop punk band called Tone Deaf White Canadians.

Nobody’s hey now, hey now now, singing this corrosion to me anymore, and that’s sad.

THE HYPOCRISY IS THE POINT!!

Hot take: you shouldn’t have to be 100% sure that you’re trans before taking HRT like sometimes taking HRT is what helps you finally figure it out

"booby traps"? i think they're called trans women

Trans leader of antifa group don’t even make sense.

A Black teen named Kalief Browder was falsely accused of stealing a backpack. He spent 3 years tortured at Rikers & died by suicide A wealthy white man named Tom Homan was caught by FBI accepting bribes. He was promoted to a powerful law enforcement position This is what white supremacy looks like

wtf is this

quote with your Spotify/Apple/YouTube search history

Canceling Disney+ because they canceled Kimmel is well and good, but if you really want to make them pay attention, there is no better way than fucking Goofy's wife

I should go to bed but Nathan Fillion is in this Soviet themed episode of The Outer Limits 🥲

I think people probably aren’t as alarmed as they should be about this

a goddamned cricket got into the house when I let the dog in and in can’t find it … but I can hear it 😭😭😭

he just kept doing it and kept waking up on that same damn day 😭

skeet yr pride flags

Nobody pops that pussy anymore and that’s sad

5 bodies discovered THIS WEEK. 5 bodies, 5 different bayous…. another body was found yesterday AND today…

Hulu and Disney plus are now offering 70% off subscriptions, and in response I am offering Hulu and Disney plus 70% off deez nuts.

Kinda goes with my last post. Trying to police gender will harm cis women. Because it’s not about safety. It’s not about fairness or “women’s spaces.” It’s about forcing a very narrow perception of what a woman is a supposed to look like.

Every piece of shit “enjoy the camps” liberal asshole on this site owes every single trans person an apology. Fuck you, fuck her, fuck every centrist cunt trying to make peace with Nazis by throwing vulnerable people to the wolves. Eat my whole asshole.

we live in hell, it’s true

Wings are a bi food cuz eating flats is like eating pussy and eating drums is like sucking dick send tweet

help Eslam if you can, or share the post. Our Palestinian friends need us now more than ever

Oh damn, now they’re playing The Running Man. I see you, Comet 🖤