Excellent thread about the death of US diplomacy

A minor league hockey team had a wiener dog race. Zero thoughts, just vibes and absolute chaos. A thing of beauty

I'm going to do everything in my power to make this one of those weekly memes.

Holy shit, check out what my patients have brought me today. One showed up with boozy (and sober) chocolate and another with homemade crémas

My autism budget grew pretty quickly for about four years when I gave all my spare money to the Thomas the Tank Engine people, but then it suddenly dropped way down when I was buying second hand dinosaur books/encyclopedias. You just gotta roll with it

I have used the missiles that were in the arsenal and which you were probably saving for Russia Forgive me they were powerful so shiny and so deadly

Is that anything like humidititties?

@katie.bzky.team you gonna let this slide?

In my former life as a lactation nurse, the father of the baby I was assisting his girlfriend to feed asked if I ever get turned on by seeing and touching boobs all day

Yep. I start speaking banjo when I’m sleepy and Waffle House when I’m angry

Incredible thread. I’m obsessed with Six and need more of this!

an AR-15 costs less than two sticks of RAM. this is a market economy establishing an incentive structure

I think it’s time to log off because I understand this

this is how you de-borb a bird fyi

Chat? What do you do when your golden retriever boyfriend thinks he’s a border collie?

It’s 19:25 and I’ve been to the grocery store, cleaned out the fridge, done a load of dishes, and a load of laundry (second one is in the dryer). There’s no way I didn’t forget something important

I’m not a huge fan of possums, but I also don’t think it’s good to put out a bunch of pills for them to OD on. Circus peanuts are a reasonable punishment

Happy pancake day! Nigel Farage is a tosser.

Do something like that with us? You gone be at the head of the table and roped into whatever bullshit we got going on

I say lines from this movie at least once a day. It is my all time favorite movie

Girls can’t have hobbies?

I just assumed they’ve been doing this for years

I was trying to find that fourth quote several years ago, but couldn’t remember it well enough to properly google it. Although, my inability to find it probably had more to do with the fact that I thought it was John Muir who said it

I’ve made it to the “all your bruises now itch” stage of healing and I might legit take an antihistamine this time

Criticize fascists without being homophobic or misogynistic level impossible

I was needing a new gotta have it from ikea after finally getting my djungelskog.

Me: here is the church, here is the steeple, open the doors, see all the people AI Slopper: what prompt did you use

i wanna start here

Horse really wants to keep this discourse going

It’s impossible for me to choose only one: Stuck Inside of Mobile with the Memphis Blues Again (Bob Dylan) (What’s so Funny ‘Bout) Peace, Love, and Understanding? (Nick Lowe, but Elvis Costello is my fave) I Hope That I Don’t Fall in Love With You (Tom Waits)

Casual Geographic has pretty much scarred me for life when it comes to these depraved murder birds, but Brett might be slowly winning me back

Love to see it

I can’t draw, but I want lots of people to do this

Hey... ...GM 🖤

If there’s one thing Manchester City stand for, it’s a passion for justice

I haven’t really been online today. Facebook says Trump shit his pants. Is that true?

I’ve never heard of this woman before today so I obviously thought it was a joke account. Nope, the truth is crazier

why this storm kinda… 🫦

Dear Non-Springfielders, We are watching, preparing and putting systems into place. We've got a pretty cool community system that's been in the work for months. If you are planning to come help Springfield, Ohio CONTACT US before you show up #Springfield #Ohio - we aren't a major (cont)

In any event, this is definitely a case of go as far as you can and if the courts don't stop you, you didn't yet go far enough.

my dearest abigail, the revolution has been hard these last few months,

At least all of his future dates will read this when they google his name

This is incredible

How is there no algorithm when, I get to the “end of [my] following page” and bsky suggests I check out the discover tab but I haven’t seen @craigweekends.bsky.social in weeks?

No Country for Old Men either Big Naturals

Listen to me... all the people we have been warned not to trust The Horny The Poor The rebellious The agitator The unusual The Punk The disenfranchised embody prophetic urgency in the earth realm

Lil' comic about hope and longing 💗