We saw you from across the bar and really like your energy

Other than Oxford commas, I put the commas where I would pause or take a breath if I was speaking. Same with em dashes. My grammar is totally vibes based when it’s not professional communication

I thought this was Pastor @solomonrmissouri.com at first

Sapphic cultural heritage. I had no idea I’d been on three dates with a girl until she started sending nudes 🤦‍♀️

My favorite part of this is how he’s calling everyone racist for telling him he’s wrong here

Here’s the really horrifying part: If they’re not making any money from handing out unlicensed legal advice that’s not subject to confidentialty rules… What *are* they making money from?

Update: one of my friends accidentally set me on fire

Electro needle bondage with two of my besties in a few hours 😻

Is she okay? Did she survive?

You only get one stupid life. You might as well make something dumb

Ok, so I’m not the only person who noticed it. I thought I was going crazy

I've started asking people the thought experiment "are there more doors or wheels on planet earth?". I don't really care about their answer, but the speed at which they ask ChatGPT allows me to assess how much I care about their thoughts and opinions on other matters.

Great thread that explains what has me so up in arms about the Patagonia trademark lawsuit

Group chat vibes are gonna get me through the day

I know these kinds of quote skeets are supposed to be some funny way to discourage the scientists. Honestly? At this point, I think we should go for it. Eat the mummy bread. Clone the mammoths. Open Egyptian tombs. It can’t hurt, maybe it’ll help

There is a certain irony in cattle people throwing all of their weight behind an administration that promised to be friendly to rancher politics, only for that administration to allow a hideous cattle parasite to make it into Texas because cooperating with Mexico is woke and gay

Please enjoy this video of baby loonlings jumping out of their nesting box for the first time. Watch on half speed if you love yourself at all

That can’t be good. I’ve completely finished my salad

Tequila!

A delightful thread to start your day

I wonder how long my shoe has been like that. I know what I’m doing on the way home

I’m gonna wear tf outta this shirt. It helps fund cool art, but also… shrimp shirt

Happy Pride to all the power bottoms

This sounds so chaotic

In 1813, it was claimed that one thousand people could be seated inside Old St David’s, Manordeifi in Pembrokeshire. 1/11

Easily one of my favorite accounts to follow. I learn so much and the alt text is always A+++++

He’s just trying to sell some copper. I don’t see what the problem is

Congrats to all the new baby gays and cracked eggs 🫶

at midnight it becomes legal to hunt straight people for sport

Happy Birthday Gay People!!!

Y’all try it and let me know

Happy Pride to all the queer cats out there

Every day is a school day on Bluesky. Today, we’re learning about the gay sex economy/landscape in Berlin

This Patagonia/ Patty Gonia is weird for me. Like, it’s insanely rare for me to side with a corporation. Also, of all the outdoor clothing brands, only Patagonia makes clothes for thick thighed DDD girlies. I liked reading the compliant and seeing the good shit the company does.

Sometimes I look at the world around me and think… maybe I need a puppy girl

Crazy how folks will play fast and loose with someone who has pictures of their buttholes

Imagine you’re thyroid cancer and you wake up inside a woman that covered up a pedophile ring… Life can be truly disgusting

This patient is coming in again tomorrow and you better believe I’m gonna have a full face of make up on when she does

I guess I didn’t read enough theory because I missed this part

I’m gonna hold your hand while I say this because I think it’s gonna hit pretty hard: Not everything is about you and everyone shouldn’t be expected to cater to middle aged men all the time. Little kids exist and Nintendo is making games for them. Should they be playing BOTW or something violent?

It’s pretty easy to tell the difference. The Nazi is the person with the Nazi tattoo.

It’s such a silly thing, but these two bots make me so happy

This must be the new Abraham Accords he was talking about. Stellar idea for peace in the Middle East

Got to play “what’s that smell?” this morning. It was a dozen eggs I bought Saturday and left in my car

From a clergy friend on the ground at Delaney— this is how they’re asking people to help:

We're a sundown country now.