PUSH THE FUCKING BUTTON

Gavin Newsom is the man for 2028 like Millard Fillmore was the man for 1856. (Look it up, I'm not doing your homework for you.)

I'm going to make a gazillion dollars by convincing venture capitalists I'm making George Jetson's automated treadmill that suddenly switches into reverse and whips you around and around at neck-breaking speed.

I have faith in Al Ewing. www.gamesradar.com/comics/marve...

Age verification? I had a subscription to 3-2-1 Contact magazine.

I see we’ve entered the “theres actually zero difference between good & bad things. you imbecile.” phase of Bad Bunny halftime show discourse

"Since launch, more than a dog a day has been found and more than 27 dogs a day every day every year have been shot by the police using your Search Party by Ring cameras to hunt and kidnap your neighbors who they also shoot to the tune of about 4 a day every day every year, as well as the dogs."

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time to remind everybody that the Super Bowl halftime show only exists in this grandiose fashion because a tv show called "In Living Color" stole the ratings from the NFL; the execs notoriously said, "get me Michael Jackson's agent" and thus began all the pomp www.theguardian.com/tv-and-radio...

During the halftime show, anyway

I think Puerto Rico’s legally a state now.

Using Mr. Rogers in a Super Bowl commercial for mortgages should result in prison time

I was like “weird ad but it’s making me pay attention” and then I saw coinbase and was instantly mad

For more singing toilets tune into the Turning Point USA halftime show

Does New England understand the point of the game is to move the ball?

You were moved to do this by pride and by hate. Is it any wonder the result was ruin?

Well, that Manscaped ad was the worst thing I’ve ever seen.

Ich koude wynne a gold medal at the olympics yf ther was an olympic sport called worryinge about everyethinge all the tyme

Passersby were amazed by the unusually large amounts of blood

the worst fucking Mad Libs ever

The Big Lebowski, Walter is played by Rizzo the Rat

<you, a rational human being> “Nothing can ever change, alas, Woe upon us ALL” <me; a perverted communist socialist> - “so yeah, we’re gonna grill up at least thirty of these dinosaur biceps for the head trauma game, seasoning’s gonna be fire, and the sauce (chef’s kiss motions) it’ll be GOOD”

This is a really good idea. Comics are a great medium for this kind of messaging.

Won't someone PLEASE think of the bourgeoisie!

Bad week for things idiots think will replace ordinary currency

THEY MADE A RALPH & SAM GAME!?!

Trying to argue a natural right to professional-quality art of your OCs without having to either work or pay for it is a hell of a take.

I desperately need two things right now: a nap, and for it to happen

A eulogy for the mass market paperback, "one of the most brilliant technologies in the history of the world."

GOP policy since Reagan

TIL that Ray Dennis Steckler, of "The Incredibly Strange Creatures etc." infamy, also directed the music video for Jefferson Airplane's "White Rabbit".

GET SALTMARSHED IDIOT 🧂

A 47-part Investigation by The Jacobin

The Democratic political consultant industry is a fucking op

I wanna personally congratulate Hunter Biden for not only being nowhere near the Epstein files but for having rock-solid reviews from sex workers for respectfulness and tipping

I mean!!!!

Anyone who disdains the Beach Boys can unfollow me right now, we’re not friends and you can’t sit with u

Jeopardy tournaments are fun, but there’s always at least one guy where I’m, “Ah, not this putz again.”

so much clothing is marketed as "conversation starters" but as an introvert, i want "conversation enders." no more talking. let me go home.

If we don’t go to movies for excitement, if, even as children, we accept the cultural standards of refined adults, if we have so little drive that we accept “good taste,” then we will probably never really begin to care about movies at all. (1969)

Michael tired today

Sir Ian McKellen performing a monologue from Shakespeare’s Sir Thomas More on the Stephen Colbert show. Never have I heard this monologue performed with such a keen sense of prescience. Nor have I ever been in this exact historical moment.TY Sir Ian, for reaching us once again. #Pinks #ProudBlue

Shit, is she making new episodes of MST3K too?

Bobby Drake: Whew, long day. Time to settle in and enjoy tonight's AEW Dynamite...

on the whole, I would not recommend “the long september 11th” as an era in which to spend one’s entire adult life

When the dust settles, we really need to kill off "at-will employment" and institute some serious workers' rights protections in this country.