Tag yourself, I'm "Earthbound MF"

We could build a factory And make misery We'll create the cure We made the disease Frustrated Incorporated

"You ever see Bound?"

I don’t know what’s sadder: This dipweed pretending having AI whip up an image for him is just like having a holodeck, or that THIS is apparently what he’d do with a holodeck.

It’s like Plain Awful, he just emulates the last person to make an impression.

Elphaba Thropp will return in Avengers: Doomsday.

We all know way too much about everything now

Could someone define “catch-and-kill operation” here? I know it’s bad, but I’d like to know how bad.

62 Years Ago Today:

I’m not reading it, you can’t make me.

The entire Tiffany Aching series collection by Terry Pratchett is currently just $1.99 for U.S. Kindle. These are among my favorite books ever. 💙📚

Felix: The Adventures of Bashir's Weird Holoprogram-Writing Friend

...imagined. Villains don't care about your feelings, but demand you pay restitution for their's.

The CIA once looked into the possibility of killing Fidel Castro with an exploding conch shell.

When it happens, quite apart from the political fallout, I have a feeling the settlement of the estate is going to be a glorious shitshow.

When we’re on the other side of all this, Judge Ellis needs to be on the Supreme Court.

This thread is quite a ride

hard same

“Are the fae open source?” is actually an incredible prompt for a cyberpunk fantasy novel.

“My AI says I’m cool”

You can’t engage in good faith with people operating in bad faith. They don’t care about facts or logic, just anger and clicks

My kid is watching the Berenstain Bears cartoon and I think I just witnessed Mama Bear’s bisexual awakening.

An all-too-common mistake is inferring the sexuality of historical figures based on contemporary standards that didn’t apply back then. For example, in the 1970s it was normal for a cop, a biker, a Native American, a construction worker, and a cowboy to be friends. It didn’t mean they were gay.

The plagiarism machine is also a revenge porn machine

Jesus, Bill Maher is a prick.

Okay, Internet, I’m going to need you to throw significantly fewer dumbasses at me today.

One end of the Kleenex in each nostril like a goddamn nose ring. This better be my body getting the seasonal cold over with early.

Civil War (2006, by Mark Millar & Steve McNiven

THIS COUNTS FOR TOM HOLLAND RULE PURPOSES. Must watch. Must re-post. www.youtube.com/watch?embeds...

I dunno, maybe the real reason I haven't made it as a writer is I'm not a big enough creep.

Currently not enjoying having a head

You guys, I’m starting to think our system isn’t actually a meritocracy

SOME PIGS (derogatory)

40 years ago today the world was introduced to a small boy and his best friend. Happy birthday Calvin & Hobbes.

I feel like every person mentioned in this story should be shot into the sun

(Y'all, the Zelda movie is for kids, not 38 year old Bluesky posters.)

What if we kissed at the Pizza Hut What if we kissed at the Taco Bell What if we kissed at the combination Pizza Hut/Taco Bell

bill clinton is like the forrest gump of getting his dick sucked

MST3K Gaming 24 Portal

If Mommy existed right now I’d be able to see her, instead all I see is her hands

It’s gonna be wild when the AI bubble pops and the country switches to a Labubu-based economy

Now *that’s* funky funky fresh

Tom Homan, noted bitch

All I’m saying is, if I were running for president, and my opponent had once sucked my husband’s dick, I’d bring it up in the debates.

This is why Amara never gets invited to the reunions

Why isn’t Thanos in Oppenheimer

And somehow, this is a more honest and objective take than the NYT

Cable: In fact, I’m the son of him and the woman he dated right after you, who was the clone of the woman he dated right before you. Lee: Bolivar Trask was right.

The plagiarism machine is now a blasphemy machine.