Fuck that, go overhead light with a bad Jesus nut

booing is table stakes. I'm hoping we get some new obscenities out of this. something nobody has ever heard before. something that would make George Carlin say "ok, maybe *that* one should be off limits"

the main problem with video as a format is that it's too slow at dispensing information. I can read much faster than you can talk and there's no way you can address this without becoming incomprehensible to most of the audience.

*checks the flavors* oh sweet Christ

Waaaaaaaaaaant

This fucking asshole

what the FUCK

Born to be Moomin but forced to be Snufkin on this bitch of an earth

How the fuck is mp4 an unsupported filetype? It's the goddamn standard!

Fucking. This. I have never been rewarded by this society for being my authentic self. Rather, I have been, and am still being, punished.

I've finally found it, a reply so stupid it's not worth blocking over.

Aiight, gang. You know what to do. In three weeks, It's Skeletorin' Time.

Gonna mow the lawn and imagine every blade of grass is some AI-shilling motherfucker's head.

If we shadows have offended, suck my ass and go get bended

I’ve spent half of my kid’s first grade and all of second unemployed, and today I’m feeling it.

But nothing lasts forever Only love pads the film

Y’know, I’m very much not a gun person, but if a queer person is packing in Trump’s America, I get it. (If you’re able and so inclined, links to support Ms. Kelver are in the thread.

Every fucking man still making excuses for Plattner needs to be put on a fucking watchlist.

Hank Pym: The DOG? I’m the fucking DOG? That’s it, I’m inventing another death robot.

Peter, Paul & Mary

Donald Duck has definitely killed a man

I really don’t understand how people haven’t smashed these ads to pieces with bats

Damnn

Here’s the really horrifying part: If they’re not making any money from handing out unlicensed legal advice that’s not subject to confidentialty rules… What *are* they making money from?

Had me at "Ro Laren"

me when someone asks if they're annoying me

I think the skin above and below my eyes might be peeling, and can I just say, what the fuck?

Jia would want calm-sounding Pokemon types like water and grass, or (Laneia be blessed) normal, but she'd end up with rock and fighting.

To the owner of a white Nissan Sentra, your lights are on... white Nissan Sentra, your lights are on.

My less hot but still steamy take on Graham Platner: www.thenation.com/article/poli...

Tired, depressed, antsy, irritable. Not a great combination.

My grandpa would have risen from his deathbed to beat Pete Hegseth’s ass.

Very fucking weird to see tankies try to Lee-Kirby a whole-ass world war.

Being challenged by art is a test of character in many ways. We don’t have to like everything but only pursuing the most literal and obvious is not a good sign. The filler episode discourse, “i skip descriptions“ and “i hate modern art” are al examples of this.

Hahahahahahaha I’m fucked

You want a vision of "positive manhood"? Stop being afraid of being like women. Stop refusing to admit women can be like you. Can be better than you, even. And stop maiming and killing and destroying in order to preserve that fiction of superiority.

YOU - “Men are insane.” (Shake your head.)

Merge two movies: THE PRINCESS BRIDE OF FRANKENSTEIN

"Working class" in 2026 means a blue haired barista with they/them pronouns, a Asian immigrant nail technician, and an undocumented hotel cleaner. And we are going to keep having the same fights until we let the midcentury illustrator mirage of the white guy in plaid with the lunch pail go.

Buffy telling Giles she knows he fucked her mom and Giles walking right into a tree

You notice how the leftists still stanning Platner sound exactly like the centrists who were stanning Newsome?

@chrismurphyct.bsky.social Explain yourself.

Semi-serious question: Does Taster's Choice come in 40s?

Ah nooooo.

Liking the look of Zdarsky's Avengers.

Tor is looking for an Associate Editor, and man, I wish the money worked out.

I'll never understand how something viewed as an accomplishment decades ago can somehow negate the actions of that same person today. Especially to the faces of the people it does damage to. Like "cool thanks for letting me know you liked that old book, I guess?" I never know what to do w/ that.