This is absolutely bullshit

Breaking News: New video adds to evidence that a U.S. missile likely hit an Iranian school where 175 people, many of them children, were reportedly killed.

Every time I open a news app or site and this story isn’t being discussed or featured prominently I feel like I’m losing my mind. Do not look away.

Maybe I don’t do that GoFundMe for an automobile 🥴😂 Maybe a scooter is a better avenue lol

poor dude saw the writing on the wall lol hsreplay.net/replay/8bu8T...

Daylight Savings, how I loathe thee

don’t forget to destroy your clocks tonight, walk away from your mortgage, just start driving, you’re free

settle a debate - someone I know told me he takes shits with the toilet seat *up*. That's right, he bare-cheeks the underlid any time he takes a shit. He insists that this isn't weird, while clarifying he doesn't do it in public toilets. He's reading this thread, please offer your perspectives.

If I do a marathon video game stream to raise money for my electric bill before it gets turned off, yall better come watch at least Because the power goes out Tuesday if I don’t come up with $300 ;_;

If there ever was a post meant for someone, it’s you @quest64official.bsky.social

I need a movie titled "The War Queer"

M. Night Shyamalan's The Happening

And I can't even watch the live event for The Last Drive-In due to Amazon Prime's crappy subscription model doesn't allow for the live events...will have to wait until Monday ;___; #TheLastDriveIn well, hopefully not true because as JB says, THE DRIVE-IN WILL NEVER DIE!!

I did not know they were ending The Last Drive-In this is bullshit

all of the original art in my shop is 20% off right now. mostly morbid, all unique! pen and ink, mosaic, and more trickunicorn.com/shop/

Nintendo's lawyers? lmao the government is cooked

china is going to send equipment and intelligence to iran so i guess it just is officially just world war 3? lol

Keep going Make them feel it where it hurts the most

I really wish George Carlin was alive for this Markwayne Mullin nomination, as he would have had a lot to say about Markwayne's cranial attire:

Outrage still fuels the internet gotta figure out that clean energy

all the comments are "Bu bu but Wash is dead and and Adam Baldwin is an asshole, Joss is an abuser" and not a single commenter did any searching, just blindly "OMG I HAVE TO BE MAD AT SOMETHING" Maybe if there was a link to a story talking about it? Liiiike, this?

best governor out of the fifty, easily

god damn it god god dammit fuck

ahhh, so pre-crime? where are my pre-cogs I was promised bald, insane pre-cogs!!

absolutely wild, brains are fully cooked

BREAKING: Today Bernie Sanders is proposing new legislation to raise $4.4 trillion in taxes from America’s billionaires — a move that would virtually cut their massive fortunes in half. A chunk of the money raised would go toward sending a $3K stimulus check to every person earning under $150K.

wife chasing me around the kitchen table with a rolling pin because she found me in the epstein files being a Mossad Operative

My statement on President Trump’s combat operations in Iran⬇️

This is a spectacular call back

Okay so Khamenei is dead? Uhhh

It’s crazy that it’s basically just a combination of the single worst most disastrous parts of every administration in history

For the fans of the tv series 24, this is basically what President Logan did

Who up witnessing illegal wars

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yes yes the rich get the best and the poor get the worst

WHAT IS THIS NONSENSE ZILLOW IN MY WoW???

Oh right the never ending, constant pain

Why am I awake right now

Hobbes does what he wants apparently