A wild Jimothy appears! Encounter the beloved raccoon in your D&D adventures: dndbeyond.link/DnD-Jimothy

Tomorrow, the House will vote on the NDAA, which includes a provision to merge parts of our military with the IDF. This amendment is an existential threat to American sovereignty and democracy. Every member of Congress must vote NO.

D&D has released an official statblock for Jimothy

Benjamin Netanyahu is a war criminal.

Is nothing sacred anymore?

Here's my new piece from The Onion's Infowars

George Carlin on guys who wear cowboy hats; Back in Town, 1996:

Good morning

We will be loaded up on fireworks and Roman candles down here lol you’re about to see the most haggard looking hood rockets

I gotta admit, I really should have had “one of the architects of the myth of a masculinity crisis getting perp walked sockless in loafers, an ill fitting silk blouse and pedal pushers while his broski fusses over his collar” on my bingo card

BLUESKY IS THE OFFICIAL APP OF SPORTS BLUESKY IS THE OFFICIAL APP OF SPORTS BLUESKY IS THE OFFICIAL APP OF SPORTS

Elvira: Mistress of the Dark (1988) James Signorelli

*talking into my phone* GutDaddy how many more cherries can I eat today

I saw an Instagram reel where people had installed a movie theatre-type soda machine in their home and they walked you through the cost which was thousands of dollars and the only two sodas it dispensed was Diet Coke and Diet Doctor Pepper so I think their assets should be seized

seriously if you haven't watched this episode of the jim haggerty show yet you are missing out

The Iron Giant (1999) Director: Brad Bird

Ready?? Okay!!

holy shit lmao

This was the first take of Brak in the Backrooms.

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I'm sorry, but what the fresh hell is this www.youtube.com/watch?v=IEJf...

Till next time baby monkeys…

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Canadians and Northern USers, you would be shocked how well these work! Please, please, if you have the time and the money, make one.

She’s bald, bro~!!!

I just recently realized I officially have more followers here on Bsky after 2 years than I did on Twitter after 12 years. Thank you to all for looking at my posts about my same 12 or so hyper fixations multiple times a day. I appreciate all you weirdos.

I don't usually get worked up about video games but Todd Howard should not be allowed to make Fallout 5 until he 1) finishes Elder Scrolls 6 and 2) does 500 hours of community service as punishment for Starfield

🚨GLOVES OFF🚨 Tim and his ex duke it out on air. InfoWarriors, it's time to weigh in: who deserves that horse?

A majority of New Orleanians now think the city is on the right track, new poll shows www.nola.com/gambit/news/...

I sat down with New Orleans Mayor Helena Moreno to talk about her 1st six months, major changes on the way to the S&WB, how Gov. Landry’s attack on the city is part of a broader assault on Black cities by Republicans and more www.nola.com/gambit/news/...

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clocking in at the office

holy shit lmao

Drop some BLADES ⚔️🚁🖤🔪⛸️

I broke it lol

Rep. Himes: "The president was setting the basis for him to turn around on election night and say, 'I warned you that the Chinese were doing x, y, and z. It happened tonight. I'm deploying federal officers from DHS to 7 states. They will be seizing ballot boxes.'"

Paging @sickoscommittee.org

Warner on CBS: I was embarrassed that the president went before our country and networks like yours carried this as news as opposed to a rehash of falsehoods. It is incumbent upon you and any responsible journalist to pushback on this.

Even CBS, the Throat GOAT of this administration, is just talking over him right now.

so they interfered to make sure you didn't win in 2020, but didn't interfere again when you ran again? any sane person would have committed this feeble, decrepit man to a home so he could get the help he really needs, but instead the GOP are using him as a sort of hand puppet to do their bidding