No government, just Halloween. Period.

Well, it’s about time Buffalo Bill got a Funko Pop. And thank god it includes Precious, and lotion in a basket. “Oh wait….was she a great big fat person??”

The invisible broom is a nice touch. Happy October 1st. 🎃👻💀🕷️🕸️🦇

First off, FINALLY. Second, since QT is fixated on this "10 Movies Only" BS, meaning no Kill Bill 3 (or "Kill the Bride"), what are the odds he adds an epilogue to this where we see Nikki take out Beatrix 25 years later? I imagine she is still "feeling raw about it." deadline.com/2025/10/kill...

As a Cancer myself, I also am prone to possession by cosmic forces that make me try to kill my friends, and there's also a cunty clone of me out there somewhere.

They’re making characters from Star Wars deleted scenes into Funkos now, like the guy who played Jabba when he was just a human dude. You know, everyone’s favorite! Meanwhile, I just want better versions of the Star Trek: TNG cast and some DS9. Is Paramount just a terrible licensor or something?

There’s always a new gay detail I notice whenever I watch “Freddy’s Revenge” (this time in 4K HD!) I never noticed till now that after Jesse kills his boy crush Grady that looming over his shoulder is Tina Turner giving him side eye. Tina wants you to accept that you love 🍆 Jesse! Stop slashing!

I’ve always had a vague memory from early childhood of a Halloween special where a witch & Dracula go disco dancing. I never remembered the name. Tonite YouTube suggested “The Halloween That Almost Wasn’t” from 1979 - that was it! I was 5. And it’s so cheap & awful! TBH, Disco + monsters = me tho. 🎃

The way AMC FearFest schedules their franchise movies makes me twitch and convulse. Like, just put shit in order, it’s not hard.

It has arrived, in all its glory. Welcome to prime time, bitch.

Everyone knows at least one version of this white couple.

And now, one more down! Welcome to my 4K shelf, Edward Scissorhands. ✂️ Only one not confirmed from my 2025 most wanted 4Ks now is IWTV, but if they’re only now working on an extended version, it’s at least a year away. Ok fine, I’ll wait.

For the rest of the week, I’m gonna go back to 1998. I’m just gonna chill there, ok? Is that ok?

Can I just have ONE fucking day where I don’t wake up to some pure Nazi bullshit? All because a bunch of racist, misogynist people in this county couldn’t bring themselves to vote for a black lady. We could have been living in a timeline that’s not “what if the Empire from Star Wars, but dumb.”

Oh God, please be real. I need the laughs.

Currently screaming “NOOOO!!!” Into the void like Darth Vader at the end of Revenge of the Sith. God I hate 2025. www.thepinknews.com/2025/09/29/u...

While I will certainly get this, I wish the first Funko Pop of Havok we were getting was one of him in his goofy OG costume. That’s the one I really want. #XMen

Yes, the gay subtext (barely subtext) of A Nightmare on Elm Street 2: Freddy's Revenge has been discussed to death, but this hour+ deep dive video finds a new way to approach the subject, & even points out stuff I never noticed before. Super worth a watch: nerdist.com/article/vide...

👀 Me, looking every few hours to see if my A Nightmare on Elm. St. 7 Film Collection 4K UHD box set has shipped, or if they’ve even charged my card for it yet (they have not). 😡 I don’t know if I believe this “arriving tomorrow” malarkey.

Post something random, or you’ll have an awful October!

Are Americans nostalgic for fucking Walmart now?? Like, really? Also, what’s with the fake dirt & scratches on the “film” from something that’s supposed to be “2002?” And they’re trying to make it look like a 1950s educational reel. And no kid ever, ever gave a fuck about a smiley face sticker. Stop

On its birthday, share one image from your favorite #StarTrekTNG episode.

I LOLed, but as an old homo who watched nighttime soaps, this is more Dynasty hair than Melrose Place hair. In any case, it’s Aaron Spelling hair.

It’s a hot “go where the AC is on blast” day at #Disneyland with @ethen-thehuman.bsky.social, having a Dole Whip at the Tiki Room.

The right is gonna twist themselves into pretzels to explain how this Duck Dynasty-looking’ MFer who drove into the church in a bro truck with two giant American flags attached and had a Trump/Vance sign n front of his house is really trans or Antifa.

I don’t really collect DC/Marvel action figures anymore, but since I’m in a #BatmanReturns frame of mind today, if anyone wants to get me these new McFarlane Toys Batman Returns figures for Christmas this year, I won’t stop you.

This is who I am in my own head, and absolutely nowhere else. #Catwoman #BatmanReturns (via coco_franklin_ on IG)

CLOCKED. Also, JD doesn’t have a couch fetish… he has a fetish for men’s socks. Google it.

Did I fangirl out meeting Sandy? Maybe a little… I’ve only been quoting “Without You, I’m Nothing” in some form at least once a week for 35 years 👀

When one of your comedy idols since you were 15 is in town performing just 9 minutes away from you, you gotta go. Seeing Sandra Bernhard’s new show with my boo @ethen-thehuman.bsky.social @bsky.social at The Richard & Karen Carpenter Center Center (which should just be Karen, fuck off Richard).

It’s wild that maybe the single pop culture image that sums up 2025 so far came from Peacemaker of all things.

“I don’t like it any more than you do Taffy. To think…my genes, polluted by your birth. A staff of doctors examined you…” #JohnWaters #FemaleTrouble

Feelin’ cute, hanging out with @crowflix.bsky.social at #OCPride

So proud of my dear friend @crowflix.bsky.social, who is Grand Marshall at #OCPride this year ❤️🧡💛💚💙💜

the president just said the military should start shooting american civilians if they want to

So director Neil Jordan did an AMA on Reddit tonite & said he’s considering a director’s cut of “Interview with the Vampire.” I genuinely never thought WB would pony up the $$ for extra footage. They missed the 30th anniversary of the film last year for a 4K, but 2026 is the 50th of the novel…🤔 hmm

The 80 year olds who watched the Amelia Earhart episode of “In Search Of..” when it originally aired in 1976 will finally have closure! So glad he’s on top of such important and pertinent stuff.

#TheRockyHorrorPictureShow is 50 today. Crazy to think it’s almost as old as me, yet today no major studio would release it because of its subject matter. I was a Rocky kid religiously from age 16-21 or so, and it was a formative time for me. So important for generations of queer or just weird kids

This album rules and it should have been huge. As big as anything he did in the ‘80s.

This is an evil, evil timeline.

Me waking up every fucking morning in 2025 and looking at my phone

Despite its bigger budget, star power, and Tim Burton, “Wednesday” is not nearly as good as “The Chilling Adventures of Sabrina,” another Netflix reboot of a ‘60s IP about a spooky teen girl in high school, and turned into supernatural soap opera.

OTD 35 years ago, #StarTrekTNG opened its 4th season with “The Best of Both Worlds - Part II,” resolving the Picard/Borg cliffhanger, and boldly going where the original series never went - into 4 more seasons. After this ep, TNG was a legit pop culture phenomenon of its own, not just “the new Trek”

Yes, I’m cultured. The culture:

Can confirm.

It wasn’t in the front part of the book, but the back matter of “The New History of the #DC Universe” confirms the Matrix version of Supergirl from the ‘90s is still canon. I wonder if Mark Waid threw it in last minute, as a way of preserving Peter David’s great & odd #Supergirl run of the ‘90s/00s

List 3 things you can talk about for 3 hours without prep: 1. Why Tomorrowland at Disneyland is a broken hot mess and all the ways I’d fix it. 2. The ins and outs of Madonna’s discography from 1983-2008 3. The convoluted-ass continuity of the DC Universe and its many reboots

To all the queer and trans filmmakers out there feeling like you’re being ordered to be respectful about Charlie Kirk just a reminder that John Waters made a movie where Divine recreated the assassination of JFK less than five years after it happened

I’m gonna go out on a limb and say God doesn’t care about the Epstein Files. Didn’t he get a 14 year old pregnant once?