i don’t want AI. i want BlockBuster back

everyone on their best behavior. i want to have fun on the internet today

i want sleep but sleep doesn’t want me

you Should be able to cast a Curse on someone if they’re ignoring your messages

everyone on their best behavior. i want to have fun on the internet today

“what does your fortune say?” me:

no need to address the Elephant in the room. It really brings the room all together.

yeah don’t worry Password. i’m also insecure

laying down in a field of grass with a slight breeze would fix me

a wise man once said Abolish ICE

fuck ice

spending money on necessities and not things i want is incredibly painful

THIS IS A UNCLENCH YOUR JAW CHECKPOINT

you are now MANUALLY BREATHING

spending money on necessities and not things i want is incredibly painful

"Isn't she lovely?" 💜 #tadc #jax

meow back at cats! don’t be rude

again your knuckles are recharged, and you may crack them again

i love having fake arguments in the shower

this would fix me

haven’t heard anyone say Cool Beans in a while and i find that very concerning

i’d be unstoppable if i wasn’t so fucking lazy lol

fuck a swear jar. what about a Saying “I’m sorry” for no reason jar

hope i don’t get pissed off (clocking in at the Piss Me Off factory)

not me forgetting how to spell a word, so I rewrite the entire sentence to avoid using it at all.

Sorry to interrupt your well needed scrolling time, but I hope everything works out for you!

“you’re just over thinking it” anxiety. i have anxiety. it’s the only type of thinking available at the moment.

“hope this email finds you well” it found me in a state of despair

no need to address the Elephant in the room. It really brings the room all together.

deleting my concern for my Mental health to focus on Social media

hello hi is it possible to get an ETA on “this too shall pass” please thank you

throw in "the fucking dinner" as well...

i love going to my psychiatrist trying to switch meds and they proceed to ask me “what do you what to take?” :) or “discuss it with your partner and we can move forward” YOU ARE THE DOCTOR! HELP ME

oooooh (i still don’t get it)

laying in some Moss would fix me

meow back at cats! don’t be rude

ah yes please continue to Leave me on Read for 10 hrs but still respond to my instagram stories

“ur so clingy” thanks everyone i meet keeps abandoning me

i wish i lacked common sense. some of yall seem so happy

i love saying maybe instead of yes or no

today makes 35 days clean from Self Harm

you Should be able to cast a Curse on someone if they’re ignoring your messages

Guys let’s drink coffe & inject hormones

“you need to relax” does disassociating count??