Spock, the Rock, Doc Ock, and Hulk Hogan will return for Avengers: Doomsday

The doctor says I have the most monstrous eyes he’s ever seen. Pools of dormant rage he said

Stranger Things wasn't originally a period piece, they started filming in the 80s and it just took a really long time okay

Starts watching Downton Abbey: ugh, all these foppish dandies deserve the guillotine Six seasons into Downton Abbey: I love these foppish dandies, it'll be a shame when they meet the guillotine

interviewer: hello- me: please do not look into my social media presence

Remember when the internet was abuzz about what color a dress was instead of the crumbling of America?

if nobody got me… i know shadow the hedgehog got me (i’m latina)

you ever see a post and you're just like "god i wish i hadn't seen that post, that's going to ruin my day"

watching old episodes of x-files on pluto tv because I gotta believe* *in the fantastical concept that there could be as many as two people working for the federal government who aren't total pieces of shit

shoutouts to the lady who lives inside my headphones and keeps saying "bluetooth disconnected" and "low battery" idk what id do without you

in america you get arrested for protesting murder… hehe no, the murderers don’t get arrested silly

on this day exactly 25 years ago, I pointed at a beautiful woman across the street & said "that's the girl I'm gonna marry one day,” but it turned out to be a lamppost

You shouldn’t make death threats. You should live in such a way that people just know you’re coming for them without having to say it.

In case of emergency, break glass. Then if anyone asks you to help with the emergency, say "Sorry, I gotta sweep up all this glass."

An RPG specifically designed for speed runners where if you get to certain locations ahead of expected arrival times they're still building the set and some of the NPCs are on break

Every character on Stranger Things just has to deal with such ridiculous amounts of trauma. Every single one of them has lived in Indiana.

My kink is undoing the seal on the evil which befell our land in ages past, but then resealing and starting over again at the last second

Want to get an ebook copy of Unbelievable History. It's not illegal yet! geekysteven.itch.io/...

Seeing all these people saying Renee Nicole Good deserved death for just normal shit like being gay or having pronouns in bio should be a wake up call to everyone who thinks MAGA can coexist with civil society. They're talking about you. They've pre-authorized your execution.

Our current situation was decided by a coin flip election. They barely convinced their own voters that immigration was even a problem, don't let them gaslight you into thinking extraordinary measures are needed to “fix” it

God floods the Earth and is like "It needs to soak”

Drums beat in the distance Crows darken the sky overhead The sense of dread is palpable Just as the prophecy foretold, the McRib is back

An important part of being an American is feeling like you're slacking if you haven't come up a better system to replace the one that's collapsing. Was there a zoom call we were gonna sort that out on? I kinda spaced

The Postman isn't a great film, but it is a great pun 10/10

i’m not sure “he keeps getting hit by cars he jumps in front of” is the defense they think it is

When I asked for your honest opinion I meant the one that validates my special little existence.

I can’t remember being angrier.

big day for redacted thoughts

hey girl, pirated movies and chill? i got the new zootopia dubbed in italian with japanese subtitles

chiming in? you a fuck ass bell?

Who's up doodahing their skippity?

wow really helpful, thank you new york times

ICE has murdered THIRTY TWO PEOPLE in detention centers. Four in the last week. www.msn.com/en-us/news/c...

Criminals #art

I'm not a heavy drinker but I do really like when the wine bottle makes the DOOKODOOKDOOK sound and will pour a glass of wine to experience it.

Kids today don't get how privileged their childhoods are, back in the 90s we didn't even have any bones

are you a writer in the sense that you sit down and type or do you mean you're a coffee shop customer

It's funny that transphobes focus so much on chromosomes/genes to prove their point like "you're a boy, but so imperceptibly I'll need an microscope to find the boy particles"

Fascism means never having to say you're sorry

we're gonna need to borrow the gadsden flag until the treading stops kthx

The Daddy-Long-Legs spider has the most powerful venom on the planet but won't bite unless their partner gives clear consent and they've established a safe word in advance.

the thing about that “first they came for” poem is that we’re at least halfway through it, and it’s not a very long poem

Posting less political things since the problems we're facing have fewer solutions that can be talked about legally.

Mountain divorce time, I'm sick of looking at this fucking rock

Wish the Dems were better at this. It's like they figured out the basic cadence and rhythm of effective messaging, but haven't translated any of the words into their language.

Begging Democrats to stop making statements that imply that annexing Greenland would be okay if they had cheap eggs there