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https://geekysteven.com/books
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Got an announcement for y'all. My newest book Unbelievable History: Completely Debunked Edition is now available to buy! If you like history jokes that lean a bit more on the silly end, this is for you.
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Spock, the Rock, Doc Ock, and Hulk Hogan will return for Avengers: Doomsday
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tara
over 2 years ago
The doctor says I have the most monstrous eyes heās ever seen. Pools of dormant rage he said
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Stranger Things wasn't originally a period piece, they started filming in the 80s and it just took a really long time okay
about 4 hours ago
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Starts watching Downton Abbey: ugh, all these foppish dandies deserve the guillotine Six seasons into Downton Abbey: I love these foppish dandies, it'll be a shame when they meet the guillotine
about 6 hours ago
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Ygrene
1 day ago
interviewer: hello- me: please do not look into my social media presence
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Dantastic
about 13 hours ago
Remember when the internet was abuzz about what color a dress was instead of the crumbling of America?
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Natalie
about 13 hours ago
if nobody got me⦠i know shadow the hedgehog got me (iām latina)
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unhinged eldritch abomination
about 11 hours ago
you ever see a post and you're just like "god i wish i hadn't seen that post, that's going to ruin my day"
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Chris DeLeonā„DevPods.gg gamedev collabs
about 9 hours ago
watching old episodes of x-files on pluto tv because I gotta believe* *in the fantastical concept that there could be as many as two people working for the federal government who aren't total pieces of shit
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mors
about 9 hours ago
shoutouts to the lady who lives inside my headphones and keeps saying "bluetooth disconnected" and "low battery" idk what id do without you
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alber
about 10 hours ago
in america you get arrested for protesting murder⦠hehe no, the murderers donāt get arrested silly
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Grant Tanaka
about 9 hours ago
on this day exactly 25 years ago, I pointed at a beautiful woman across the street & said "that's the girl I'm gonna marry one day,ā but it turned out to be a lamppost
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they/them might be giants ā
over 2 years ago
You shouldnāt make death threats. You should live in such a way that people just know youāre coming for them without having to say it.
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D.N. Schmidt, sci-fi authoršŖš
about 9 hours ago
In case of emergency, break glass. Then if anyone asks you to help with the emergency, say "Sorry, I gotta sweep up all this glass."
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about 11 hours ago
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An RPG specifically designed for speed runners where if you get to certain locations ahead of expected arrival times they're still building the set and some of the NPCs are on break
about 15 hours ago
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Every character on Stranger Things just has to deal with such ridiculous amounts of trauma. Every single one of them has lived in Indiana.
1 day ago
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My kink is undoing the seal on the evil which befell our land in ages past, but then resealing and starting over again at the last second
1 day ago
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Want to get an ebook copy of Unbelievable History. It's not illegal yet!
geekysteven.itch.io/...
1 day ago
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Seeing all these people saying Renee Nicole Good deserved death for just normal shit like being gay or having pronouns in bio should be a wake up call to everyone who thinks MAGA can coexist with civil society. They're talking about you. They've pre-authorized your execution.
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Our current situation was decided by a coin flip election. They barely convinced their own voters that immigration was even a problem, don't let them gaslight you into thinking extraordinary measures are needed to āfixā it
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God floods the Earth and is like "It needs to soakā
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Drums beat in the distance Crows darken the sky overhead The sense of dread is palpable Just as the prophecy foretold, the McRib is back
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An important part of being an American is feeling like you're slacking if you haven't come up a better system to replace the one that's collapsing. Was there a zoom call we were gonna sort that out on? I kinda spaced
over 1 year ago
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The Postman isn't a great film, but it is a great pun 10/10
1 day ago
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slate
2 days ago
iām not sure āhe keeps getting hit by cars he jumps in front ofā is the defense they think it is
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ā¢ļø Captain Antagonist ā¢ļø
2 days ago
When I asked for your honest opinion I meant the one that validates my special little existence.
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Tim Onion
3 days ago
I canāt remember being angrier.
add a skeleton here at some point
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Amy Ash
3 days ago
big day for redacted thoughts
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mr. positive stefan-forcement
2 days ago
hey girl, pirated movies and chill? i got the new zootopia dubbed in italian with japanese subtitles
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ye olde derek
2 days ago
chiming in? you a fuck ass bell?
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Ghost Lulu
2 days ago
Who's up doodahing their skippity?
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alexis simpson
3 months ago
wow really helpful, thank you new york times
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Erin Biba
2 days ago
ICE has murdered THIRTY TWO PEOPLE in detention centers. Four in the last week.
www.msn.com/en-us/news/c...
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https://www.msn.com/en-us/news/crime/four-deaths-in-four-days-at-ice-detention-centers/ar-AA1TtKtn
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citrus sapling š shop is open!
2 days ago
Criminals
#art
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I'm not a heavy drinker but I do really like when the wine bottle makes the DOOKODOOKDOOK sound and will pour a glass of wine to experience it.
over 2 years ago
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Kids today don't get how privileged their childhoods are, back in the 90s we didn't even have any bones
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over 2 years ago
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are you a writer in the sense that you sit down and type or do you mean you're a coffee shop customer
about 2 years ago
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It's funny that transphobes focus so much on chromosomes/genes to prove their point like "you're a boy, but so imperceptibly I'll need an microscope to find the boy particles"
over 2 years ago
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It's Abby. Yep.
3 days ago
Fascism means never having to say you're sorry
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we're gonna need to borrow the gadsden flag until the treading stops kthx
3 days ago
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The Daddy-Long-Legs spider has the most powerful venom on the planet but won't bite unless their partner gives clear consent and they've established a safe word in advance.
3 days ago
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Janel Comeau š
3 days ago
the thing about that āfirst they came forā poem is that weāre at least halfway through it, and itās not a very long poem
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Posting less political things since the problems we're facing have fewer solutions that can be talked about legally.
3 days ago
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Mountain divorce time, I'm sick of looking at this fucking rock
3 days ago
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Wish the Dems were better at this. It's like they figured out the basic cadence and rhythm of effective messaging, but haven't translated any of the words into their language.
add a skeleton here at some point
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Ian Boudreau
4 days ago
Begging Democrats to stop making statements that imply that annexing Greenland would be okay if they had cheap eggs there
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