We have a music video!!! The vocalist for the track Breathing In Breathing Out, @justabaldguy.bsky.social ,was kind enough to create a video for the track, and then I selfishly asked @scomputer.fun if they would edit in some footage of me playing bass and drums, and James and SCOM both killed it

[The only religious guy at a table, trying to find his moment]: I like me a “Lot” of salt..! [His smile fades as he accepts the salt shaker now being passed to him]: Thanks

hand to hand combat against a swarm of bees

putting a q-tip in my ear like the ignition of a car . making engine revving sounds

i dont get celebrities. how are there that many famous people? just pick one and get it over with.

all my bros hoarding nuts in they lil tree holes

I am no longer a $1.50 costco hot dog and fountain drink virgin

Get you someone who can burp the baseline from Pony by Ginuwine

Babe, i saw another guy with a truck more lifted than mine, do you still love me

Babe, if i don't have the biggest SUV on the road the other boys won't want to play with me

┄┄┄┄┄┄┄┄┄┄┄┄┄ 𝚈𝚘𝚞𝚛 𝚊𝚝𝚝𝚎𝚖𝚙𝚝𝚎𝚍 𝚋𝚊𝚗𝚐𝚎𝚛 𝚑𝚊𝚜 𝚏𝚕𝚘𝚙𝚙𝚎𝚍. 𝚈𝚘𝚞 𝚑𝚊𝚟𝚎 𝚝𝚠𝚘 𝚛𝚎𝚖𝚊𝚒𝚗𝚒𝚗𝚐 𝚏𝚕𝚘𝚙𝚜 𝚋𝚎𝚏𝚘𝚛𝚎 𝚢𝚘𝚞𝚛 𝚊𝚌𝚌𝚘𝚞𝚗𝚝 𝚒𝚜 𝚕𝚘𝚌𝚔𝚎𝚍. ┄┄┄┄┄┄┄┄┄┄┄┄┄

Approaching a couple and asking them which one is the hamburger and which one is the helper

tactical friendship bracelet

Coffee speedrun WR attempt 100% (no burns)

everyone makes a lot of great posts here but i can only look at this site for 15 minutes at a time before the light inside me extinguishes so sorry if i miss them

Visualizing a skeet so good it gets multiple likes and reskeets.

Hamburger, help thyself

Laughing at myself trying to learn Spanish while I still have to look up the meaning of English words every day

if you're ever mad at me on here I actually meant the opposite of what I said

Educate yourself

installed the feed that lets me read every bluesky post in alphabetical order. lot of screaming thus far

If they make another Dune movie, i really hope it's a musical

Welcome…to the area zone

Putting on pants to bolster my resolve before making this phone call

shopping for a new tat on new tat dot com

shopping for newt hat on newt hat dot com

shopping for a noodle ad on noodle ad dot com

shopping for a nude dad on nude dad dot come

Finding various things around the house to work into a rich lather

My legs were built for a kilt

Shopping for a new dad on new dad dot com

the moon blinked. instant, easy to miss, but i saw it. now she sees me. the veil has been lifted, that forbidden covenant between man and moon broken; never peek behind the curtain, never know her for what she truly is. now she stares death. oblivion approaches, rising with her hateful tides. lmao

Friday night nap time baybeeee lfg

Making core memories rn

Can You Beat Skyrim As A Mote of Dust Suspended In The Glow Of A Beam Of Light Shining Through The Blinds Of Your Childhood Bedroom Window

I'm technically on mastadon too. I don't like it that much, and don't know how much energy i can put into another site, but there it is anyway worm.horse/@ericktheblue

Throwing shurikens at the flies in my house and slicing them in half and pinning them to the walls and other badass things

Flies sure do

In the studio today. Not working on anything, I'm just there

Eating turkey chili out of the can just hits different when you're seeing a movie in the theater

I win every argument because i know a lot of big words and use them to crush my opponents. What are you gonna do when i say "heretofore"? Lol, nothing, you just got squashed

[Walking by everyone at the end of the day, my hand held up for a high five] good post, good post, good post, good post, good post

If you need me, I'll be in my computorium, computing vast amounts of important data for the beterment of humanity

Crying on camera at the team meeting #sigma #moneymoves

PeeWee’s Plaguehouse

Making an AI video about things I don't miss from childhood like realizing it's not your mom in the grocery store

The mutuals tab is broken, so this guy is living at the top of my feed. I feel like he's mocking me, but it's hard to stay mad at the lil guy

Hope i never get trapped in a different time period

Just picked up disco elysium and megabonk. I game from both ends of the intellectual spectrum

Babe I heard you were thinking about Hunkin’ it Dumb Boy Style maybe