consider the mf lilies

learning about the 80s and hurling my full collection of fringe jackets into the sargasso sea

gappy fathers day

if you're a little tired that means you're one of the 144,000 sealed by god

ugh, fundamentally

eau de cruelty

[THE GOOD, THE BAD AND THE UGLY] Yet, stupid as it all is, and gruesome, the change of scale is rather fascinating. (1968)

i'm gonna be so clean when i finally bathe

do you guys ever dance around on an overturned desk chair mat? if so, why?

if you're back and you're also without a vengeance i do not respect you

damn....

ponyo ponyo ponyo fishy in the sea

Ok thanks as opposed to land anemones and sky anemones. Fuck you

Homies of the Rash

if you eat the last of the petits fours, bro, our interactions over the rest of the night will trend towards violence

when i was a kid i killed a bug and it had blood-red guts and i felt like i had done something illegal

curse ye, bro

Things are really starting to hot up out there

lmfao i thought you were saying "hipster jury" 💀. my bad, how'd the operation go? is your hip no longer shitty?

its weird seeing young mammon on bluesky and then old mammon on discord

mind y'ins

Holy matrimony Batman! Look at that!

baller of substance

guy whose favorite song is Pump Up the Jam and is really defensive about it

they should make you wait 20 minutes before you can watch a video online and also there should be a little bar at the bottom that shows your progress and also your older sister should kick you off with one minute left so she can use the phone

all hotels get their soaps from the same factory, the Soap That Doesn't Work Factory

Buying a box of gideons bibles & handing them out after grindr hookups

this gideon's only has new testament, psalms, and proverbs. the enshittification continues

Guy who does the Sardaukar throat singing thing at the urinal

Obviously inexact but: lmao

i'm shaking

my hand is dirty from carrying an old car tire around the city

eating a sandwich in a funny way

wario is a demon from hell that luigi summoned to kill and replace his brother. waluigi is a guy mario found sitting on the ground outside of an interstate gas station and paid to kill and replace his brother

The Experience of Life

half y half

it's rain outside but i'd like to take the dogs out

half & half is awesome. they coulda named that shit any old dumbass way but it's called half & half, which is a cool good name

too much stuff happening. stop it

everything is either consequential or controversial

walked around fort green between 2 and 3am

uninteresting times create interesting men. interesting men create interesting times. interesting times create uninteresting men. And uninteresting men create uninteresting times.

oh word?

Venn was like the Mozart of diagrams

#blug disclosure day is on my mind !!!

they tried to soft launch the groupchats under the news that extra terrestrials have been held and tortured by the united states of america for 8 decades but they're not getting anything past me

sneaking into the castle to see Princess Zelda

incredible the work that that generic CW teen drama stepfather has done with this team

realizing larry david isn't at the game and turning it off in disgust