handing the lone employee at Gamestop an application with bloodstains on it

Open toed sandwich

i'm wearing a new shirt

I've seen things you people would believe. Room temperature glass of water on the kitchen counter. I watched birds forage in the park near the regular park gate.

bib himself, maken you an yogurt(( ._~~~_. \__/ . ok,,

chopin shouldn't have written all those nocturnes. daytime is when the action is, idiot

bad case of the damps

time for bed

a couple of my boys from the senior center are coming by with some ziti

wrote about The Bone Temple which i loved and it was honestly like no biggie #adhdismysuperpower #blug

Dutch children are probably like ‘dü yü hebben geemes en ur telefoon’ or some shit

it says nobody has said "this lip gloss don't pop for you" so i'm saying it now. this lip gloss don't pop for you

i only chew tobacco after sex

one of my legs is just as long as the other

picture a guy with newly implanted permanent ear plugs and saying "hair plugs! i said i wanted hair plugs" hahaha right?

do not weep for me, faithful homies,

alright imma head out

1 single like at 2 in the morning is sweeter then ten thousand likes in the day

when i use a period in a post i always feel like such a drama queen

airforce 1 disappeared in the bermuda traingle

explosions in the sky is just "rock" now. we've reached that point in the timeline

who's the most literally evil person you still kick it with?

air force 1 actually never turned around

(not knowing at all what goth subculture is) girl why you always clad in dark garb

epsom sauce

someone did a rancid fart on air force 1

richard gere is a nepo baby, his dad is al gere

My GPA? That's none of your GDB.

i promise this isn't really about fishing in animal crossing #blug

What’s up with the extent to which

This is just a real person who’s alive right now - something to consider

how many white ceddar cheez-its are you allocated, on a daily basis, in federal prison

the coldness of outside has got me saying "damn"

actually it's pronounced "poag"

do you think you could score 30 points in an nba or wnba game if you were allowed to see a map of the basketball court beforehand

she's got a little Latino Harriet Tubman situation going on at her place. all legit, from the heart. no cash.

[David Lynch] This young director (he's thirty-four) has extraordinary taste; it's not that kind of taste that enervates artists—it's closer to grace. (1980)

original puddah

askig cop if he would like to walk away from it all an be my tradwife

dreamt i finally told my dad my depression isn't really determined by the daily weather at all. i don't think that's something he actually believes irl but it still felt good

yeah so i caught The Intolerable Madness but it's been mild so far

3:04am

you ate poenis and Weird food 😭

round round poog around, i poog around,

i've just eaten several naughty things

she had the poog of an angel

I'm going to hear hear your ass. Going to say hear hear out loud once you've finished speaking