however you guys picture me picture me doing something different with my hair

guys. no pressure

dog day afternoon put attica on the map

mister beast will never find us here

sound on

how's management here? i'm thinking about moving in

bring back smungking

Since the start of 2024, the Dodgers have the second-best offense in baseball (116 wRC+), and in that same time they are 28th with the bases loaded (78 wRC+). It's actually worse since 2025, but 2024 gives a sample size over 300 PA. Remarkable.

Dave Roberts ist btw. Sometimes dumbass-member.

Dave Roberts’s insistence on bunting after two walks has to be beaten out of him.

why bunt there why bunt there why bunt there why bunt there

the devil wears pretty

i am once again listening to weezer's blue ass album

they shouldn't let you take a sip from a refreshing soft drink if you're not connected to the cloud

let's watch a .mov

gork where are the wild things

homely and comely are opposite. using math we can infer that home is the opposite of come

pov: you're gazing through your beautiful eyes

you gotta "get" with "my" "friends"

i need to take the dawgs out

churu ist btw. meal-topper.

do you have prince butthead in a can

keb postong youtu.be/IP8ktTTLCFo?...

Most mayors fold up a few giant novelty cheques and sew them into the lining of their mayoral sash in case their hot air balloon is shot down over enemy territory

a fully autonomous electric vehicle just punched me in the dick

tomorrow we're doing Western Wear Wednesday. everyone where western wear okay

You can huff, you can puff, you can tax me to death. But you’ll never get rid of the petrol that runs through my veins. #Preach

Hello. My name is Mighty Interesting

i just unlocked a hundred dollars

bob squarepants ist btw. sponge-member.

might f*k aroubd and reduce my current stimulant dosage

thinking about becoming ist btw. society functioning-member.

i'll keep you pissted

last night the proud warfighters of the united states merchant marines executed a flawless airstrike on the capital of Geezerstan. god was on their side

schumer ist btw. #GeezerStan member.

click 👉 #GeezerStan

rice ist btw. two thousand of something-member.

various shit ist btw. interesting-member.

piss ist btw. balls storage-member

trying to find info about opec by searching on here and howling at this

topo chico ist btw. coca-cola-member.

tobey ist btw. pussy posse-member

mattingly actually deferred his interim managership to me. i gave a small speech then politely declined. they may seem silly to outsiders but these trivial formalities are what separate us from the brutish american league

any list of greatest songwriters without raffi on it will die in ignominy

i'm gonna start dressing like this

i know i'll get a lot of shot for this but bluesky has a bullying problem

you guys have no proof

going to bed soon 🔜

telling my 83 year old grandpa he doesn't know how good he has it