mammon
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i'm writing about food and movies etc and posting it every day on bluesky. here's a feed of all that ๐๐๐
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add a skeleton here at some point
4 months ago
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the emperor's hanzo clothes
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i have a daily alarm set for when i'm supposed to take one of my meds except i stopped taking that med months ago but i kept the timer around because the consistency is comforting
about 1 hour ago
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Flannel, Steady Diet of
about 2 hours ago
Without downloading any new pics, throw your phone in the ocean
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Mar. 11, 2026: locked in too hard this afternoon, temporarily blind
about 2 hours ago
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nightylamp
about 2 hours ago
i dont need a bidet i just dip my ass in the toilet water and spin around a few times
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interesting new genuflections on display at this year's CathTech
about 2 hours ago
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phylan
about 2 hours ago
to honor Kobe I'm stopping at 0 sex crimes committed
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Richard Vein
1 day ago
would you fw a whistle-while-you-work mf like me
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nightylamp
1 day ago
when i was a baby i always insisted i breastfeed off other mothers cuz i dont play with family like that
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standing like this rn and meeting new friends
1 day ago
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frielf
1 day ago
alarms arenโt enough, i need an army of goblins to attack me with tiny siege weapons until i get out of bed
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et tu, bub?
2 days ago
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Skrrt Vonnegut
2 days ago
Maxwell's Semen Demon
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Brainfall: Mentalityโs Requiem
2 days ago
Ok fuck this shit Iโm walking the path of the Nomad
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apparently i'm banned from editing wikipedia pages after i fixed a small punctuation error on the cultural revolution page last month. they're gonna let me resume editing in 2 years ๐
2 days ago
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Naomi Elizabeth
2 days ago
To unc, perchance to chop
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Tamper Proof Lid
2 days ago
โDyed in the woolโ? Iโm sorry to hear that. Iโm sorry for your loss,
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every one of you deserves to have some of your wishes come true
2 days ago
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bat5
2 days ago
today i went to a park and took a seat under the shade of a massive tree. had just started to doze when suddenly a hot dog hit me on the head. turns out the whole tree was teeming with hovering hot dogs. anti-gravity hot dogs. theyโre hostile,
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siri bring up last week's ass measurements
2 days ago
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Nurbsy
2 days ago
I prompted BrigM, the only ai agent that is also a Latter-day Saint, to make the world a better place. You can thank me โlatterโ
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if they ever get rid of wired headphones we'll have to buy jake gyllenhaal a new chew toy
2 days ago
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Idiot Kitchen
2 days ago
Rolling up 900 mosquitoes in a piece of paper and smoking them mosquito cigarette
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i'm only liberated enough to buy and wear women's jeans if they're on the single denim super rack at the thrift store
3 days ago
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i overused the cracked save system when i beat commander keen 4 on hard as a kid so the game cursed me with a.d.d.
3 days ago
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nightylamp
3 days ago
"they died surrounded by their family and friends" and none of them did anything to help? wow
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i bought this patch to sew on my bag because i think it's funny but my wife says it's a pedophile patch i need an outside opinion
3 days ago
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salad bar ham cubes
3 days ago
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blessed are those who are persecuted for righteousness' sake, slime, for theirs is the kingdom of heaven
3 days ago
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3 days ago
whats the matter sidequest boy, afraid u might finish something?
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i will not be joining the international celebration of women today as it is the Lord's day
3 days ago
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i just checked and it's not my birthday today ๐คฆโโ๏ธ
4 days ago
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Ache Ivy
4 days ago
MADD should start sending letter bombs
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JLP
4 days ago
Bro youโre strengthening the hoes ๐ช
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i'm interested in running to the store for a few things
4 days ago
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i'm excited to someday block you all
4 days ago
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my evil days of being evil are over. from here on out i shall be beloved
5 days ago
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collin's dad in pillion:
add a skeleton here at some point
5 days ago
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Steve Coy
5 days ago
/r/thriftygifting /u/3footlocks what should I (29) get my husband (32) for Christmas? We donโt have a lot of money and he already has a beautiful gold pocket watch UPDATE: thanks for the advice, found a buyer for my hair! so excited for DH to unwrap his watch chain UPDATE 2: fuck you guys
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me and the boys when 3pm hits
5 days ago
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solo museum trip without headphones should come with a medal of honor
5 days ago
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Mike.โ โ โ โ โ โ โ โ โ โ โ โ โ โ โ โ โ โ โ โ โ โ โ โ โ โ โ โ โ โ โ โ
5 days ago
FIVE STAGES OF GRIEF 1. ๐๐ฒ๐ป๐ถ๐ฎ๐น - "It can't be true!" 2. ๐๐ป๐ด๐ฒ๐ฟ - "This is so unfair!" 3. ๐๐ถ๐๐๐ถ๐ป๐ด ๐จ๐ฝ ๐ง๐ต๐ฒ ๐๐น๐๐ฏ - "Eight shots of D'Usse, please." 4. ๐ง๐ฎ๐ธ๐ถ๐ป๐ด ๐๐ฒ๐ฟ ๐๐ผ๐บ๐ฒ - "I'd kill my mother to hit it once." 5. ๐๐ฟ๐ฒ๐ฎ๐ธ๐ถ๐ป๐ด ๐๐ ๐ข๐ณ๐ณ ๐ก๐ฎ๐๐๐ ๐ฆ๐๐๐น๐ฒ - "You snapped it! Drop the other half in milk. Oh god. Oh my god!"
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5 days ago
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gee willikers, asshole
6 days ago
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oil breakfast
2 months ago
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i wasn't picking my nose bro i was pushing all that shit further up
6 days ago
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i like red eyes because you never have to brush your teeth
6 days ago
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there's a plane of legend where one man sits in a small stall near the back and the rest of the cabin is his bathroom
6 days ago
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sure i take a long time on my craft projects but i also do a bad job
7 days ago
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nightylamp
7 days ago
really cool how your body just makes stones in various parts. thats like the one thing you dont want inside there is stones. stop making them.
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