this is hella good btw. seen it twice now

pre-wuthered heights

music should have a new game+ mechanic

foodstuffs: tasty style

these MUFFINS are making me ENGLISH

oh shit strawbaby and lemon are fighting

full-body hemorrhoid cream

full-body toilet paper

full-body toothpaste

bodied odor

don't judge a book cover by the way it looks

only 10% of your brain is locked in at any given time

postal worker gotta be doing stuff with mail

Excuse me do you have the time… of my life

astonishing collection of similarly dressed fellas at the first 70mm imax screening of One Battle After Another in new york city

the leaves are undergoing certain economic pressures endemic to late stage freaking capitalism in a process im terming encrunchification, which will be a useful way to talk about whats going on

postal workers should be a class of monastic zealots. we should fear them as much as we rely on them

postal workers get to choose one piece of mail to take home for their birthdays

mad at my trousers voice you punk ass britches

if you're good at the game you're good at for real

Why do they call it ‘software’ if its hard to use?

anhedoniac

share your favorite black and white cookie

i found this insightful youtu.be/9ijnVfayM1c?...

make me tap the sign. i'd like to tap the sign.

the covenanted homie

i just ate a damn sandwich 🤣🤣

someone on this train just said 'i don't know what george bush looks like'

'you want a piece of me?' idk man. depends

i bet the first person who said 'you want a piece of me?' was confused when everyone else started saying it. it doesn't make any sense

the raven never should have quoth that shit without citation

they don't put bruce willis in movies anymore because that time he said 'zed's dead baby, zed's dead.' that was disrespectful to the dead

sticking a knife in this toaster about the current political climate

medical devices are never dangerous. that would defeat the whole purpose

giving my pizza order in latin

tanner scott lmao. tanner scott lmao. tanner scott lmao. tanner scott lmao. tanner scott lmao. tanner scott lmao. tanner scott lmao. tanner scott lmao. tanner scott lmao. tanner scott lmao. tanner scott lmao. tanner scott lmao. tanner scott lmao. tanner scott lmao. tanner scott lmao. tanner scott lm

cheesesteak of destiny

@scomputer.fun quote seinfeld

emulsify this, jackass [holds up bottles of super-oil and mega-water]

i'm in this

my reaction time is basically like right away

these vibes smack of aura

Pilot over the intercom: the uhhhhhhh debt must be paid.

every negative thing i've heard about the movie Him has convinced me it's gonna have a huge cult fanbase in 5-10 years

jesus just took up the full supply of extended release adderall in the tri-state area, totaling 300mg which he plans on rationing for his own use until Teva Manufacturing releases a new batch in 2 to 18 weeks

license to drive

if i go out im going out listening to britney

white guy named Hobie Bryant