Yoda known as a real cockicidal maniac

Dipping your nuts in Gatorade shields them from radiation

donkey soup

Snickersagua, the least healthy country in the Americas. Candy everywhere

Ming emperor who’s like- testicles are so cringe fr fr no cap

Krang sucks dick real good

Doctor Doom is an Ewok

The tin woodsman got that temu robot dick

A poop homunculus

Sports betting on ant tennis

Chain of poop

Yakub inventing Numenorians

Poop cape

More pooping more problems

Shrekxual intercourse

Much like an Ork, every time I vanquished an opponent *fly* I get bigger

Priority check in? Why don’t you prioritize some manners, good sir

I heard your dad finally lost his virginity

I’ll just pencil that in to my shedjewel

Carrie: Can I be addicted to death sticks? George: You don't want to be addicted to death sticks. Carrie: I don't want to be addicted to death sticks. George: Nobody in space takes drugs or drinks. Carrie: Nobody in space takes drugs or drinks.

Orks be like- da humies got dis ting dey call goonin’, boss

I assume Orks would enjoy omc’s “How Bizarre”

Taylor Swift directing an exterminatus of a chaos tainted forge world

Historical wargaming is antisexualism but we're not ready for that conversation.

Where is the lie

You could fix the chaos space marines by giving them lots of chicken tendies & fries & Texas toast with dipping sauces

The odyssey is good (Homer’s poem, I haven’t seen the new movie yet)

S’mores on the cob

white people love distracting war elephants with javelins so they go into a panicked rage and stampede into their own army

Big burrito that eats you

evil circus

Jane, since I met you, I notice things I never knew were there before: birds singing, dew glistening on a newly-formed leaf, stoplights

White people love living in universal studios

Dancing in pen ink

Drinking two glasses of wine and going to live with the coyotes in the golf course

Dracula using hinge to meet librarians who will grind garlic on his balls

The Ancient Greeks didn’t even know about corn dogs. Hopelessly backward civilization

Battle of the Somme but woke

I want an Odysseus movie where they wear those weird goofy kinds of armor folks had in the Mycenaean Bronze Age

Odysseus- problematic class traitor antihero. Topples inequality in Ithaca by slaughtering most of the aristocrats that he didn’t lead to a horrible death overseas

Agamemnon was a dick. Good on his wife for killing him

Everyone in the early 90s loved Spawn.

parent creature conference

American Horror Story: Gas Station Bathroom

Nobody talks about how queen amidala was a deadbeat mom Rather die than raise her 2 kids

Damn this is like how France came back from England’s victories in the Hundred Years’ War

lol England you stupid

An account with this avatar was just blocked.

Rhode Island is the size of 2 Texases

The Sting’s English