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swimming back from the depths of the sea
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πΆ itβs all about the she sells seashells on the seashore bullshit πΆ
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more and more zoomer men are looksmaxxing to be more like Orville Redenbacher
1 day ago
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Setting up Yoda with a divorced grandmother possessing a voracious sexual appetite
about 1 hour ago
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jordan
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The Bone Temple? Oh, you mean your mom?
about 1 hour ago
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little lamb
about 2 hours ago
Brushing your teeth at least once a day is like a BBL for your mouth
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an dipshitβ’
about 3 hours ago
I taught my cat Jimmy how to do the default fortnite dance but now he won't stop
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stairs r fucked up
about 3 hours ago
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eating barbecue chicken with Denethor in the nude
about 3 hours ago
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I can see you love scorpions as much as I do
about 3 hours ago
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Wormtongue be like- I was kinda going for a Kurt Russell in Escape from NY Vibe. *uruk hai masseuse* Ok
about 3 hours ago
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Beautiful 30 something woman whoβs a lawyer in NYC, then moves to a small town during the Christmas season, where sheβs swept off her feet by Mothman
about 3 hours ago
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The virgin shredder infatuation vs the chad, rocksteady & beebopsexual
about 3 hours ago
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I love prime numbers. Like 4
about 3 hours ago
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erasers r made of titanium
about 3 hours ago
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farm tractors r bisexual
about 3 hours ago
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Ugnaught Basketball Association
about 3 hours ago
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Gimli be like- Iβm huge. Like a Pringle can
about 3 hours ago
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Kentucky Fried Nazgul
about 3 hours ago
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Great Plains Posters' Workshop
about 3 hours ago
sometimes i want a cheese danish so badly my knees buckle and my eyes , they fill w/ tears dam you, denmark
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State of the Goonion
about 3 hours ago
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jonk
about 3 hours ago
What if instead of Dr. pepper it was Dr. pupper and instead of 23 flavors it had 23 hecking toe beans
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Pringle Can filled with leprechaun dust
about 3 hours ago
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curious how many other books I can finish while I read Les Miserables
about 3 hours ago
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I wouldβve survived the story, To Build a Fire
about 3 hours ago
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He got that old timey gold prospector dick
about 3 hours ago
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these dry turkey sandwiches and dasani will really entice the guests
about 3 hours ago
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I think I could be either a pilot, a ship captain, or a race car driver
about 3 hours ago
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weeder
over 1 year ago
Asking the doctor "is that your card" as she stares in disbelief at the Ace of Spades in my lung X-ray
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A novel written on hotdog skins
about 4 hours ago
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I love sewage
about 4 hours ago
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I love it
about 5 hours ago
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I only serve my guests the finest dasani
about 5 hours ago
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*complimentary* your dinner party is much like the battle for Biak in the southwest pacific theater of world war 2 (hot, humid, rats, mortar fire, snipers, tank attack, getting typhus from rats, pooping in a hole, etc)
about 5 hours ago
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Racing games make me feel like Iβd be a good race car driver
about 5 hours ago
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Fucking bullshit that they run out of cars on Grand Turismo 7
about 5 hours ago
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daddy gatorade
about 5 hours ago
this was the best mp3 player ever made. the only person who knows how to repair them is a permanently nude guy who lives in a yurt
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Inspector Javert trying to find out if the new mayor is a gooner
about 5 hours ago
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add a skeleton here at some point
about 5 hours ago
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morrowind.txt
about 6 hours ago
My mother warned me about mooks like you.
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Admiral Yamamoto be like- I fear we have awakened a sleeping giant hamburger
about 6 hours ago
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Pulp Fiction is just pride & prejudice + rashomon for Gen X foot guys
about 6 hours ago
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Ser Popeye, of House Sailorman
about 6 hours ago
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Throwing knives at a giant gorilla
about 6 hours ago
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Apocalypse Now is just a Star Wars movie for boomers
about 6 hours ago
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Inside u r two wolves- peepee and poopoo
about 6 hours ago
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Scott Cave
about 7 hours ago
platybelodon, or elephants that look like shitposts
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Inventing a Ted talk about a tv show with 2,000 seasons
about 8 hours ago
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steak coated in a glaze of siracha and purΓ©ed haribos gummy bears
about 9 hours ago
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TV show with 1,400 seasons
about 9 hours ago
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