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aka gooleriano. my other house is a sunken cruise ship
Wolfman Amadeus Mozart
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break dances with wolves
about 19 hours ago
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Wondering if Grand Admiral Thrawn was a virgin
about 19 hours ago
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Cosmos Lionheart
3 days ago
if centuries of stories have taught us anything, it's that people go crazy for content about wanting to fuck sea creatures
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Going to the cemetery for some beef jerky
about 20 hours ago
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depths of wikipedia
1 day ago
list of gay icons
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Hippos
about 24 hours ago
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bread
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SCOMβ οΈ
1 day ago
π¦ πΉ π¦π¦π¦ you gotta start living
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So is California gonna take like a year to count the votes?
1 day ago
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Insane in the Maine brain
1 day ago
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burrito taxi driver
1 day ago
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yes Iβm a masochist (eat captain crunch cereal)
1 day ago
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The scenes in The Raid: Redemption are pretty much how all the fights Iβve been in went down
2 days ago
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Ayuh I seen that lobstah man. Giant pinchas. He was wicked sexy
2 days ago
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Sometimes Lewis, dead is bettah
2 days ago
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Vaguely remember now that in one episode Xena fought vampires. Also in a different episode she fought the entire Persian army when it invaded Greece (technically the advance force ig)
2 days ago
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Hercules: The Legendary Journeys taught me that Greece is a South Pacific country & that all problems can be solved by punching them
2 days ago
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weeder
2 days ago
Cracking open a hot one with the boys
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Zima Warrior Princess
2 days ago
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dms, bms, same thing
2 days ago
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Red onions? Oh, you mean COMMUNIST onions?!
2 days ago
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a six pack of carbonated chicken pot pie
2 days ago
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Elves in LOTR poop out of their belly button
2 days ago
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Guy who loves money but in a sexual way rather than a pro capitalist way
2 days ago
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Discontinued Foods!
6 months ago
Oscar Mayer Big & Juicy Weiners (1993-circa 2004): In order to market specifically to a more adult market, Oscar Mayer released a new fleet of "extra-large, vendor-style hot dogs", developed to reflect "regional tastes" and with a major marketing blitz starring George Foreman. Check this π§΅!
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Packing extra sandwiches for the road. I hope the road likes tuna fish sandwiches
2 days ago
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Flannel, Steady Diet of
2 days ago
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farner
2 days ago
penis implant surgery went well
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Butt mogging my own ass. Butt moggception
2 days ago
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Explaining the gap in my resume *fighting cyclopses and centaurs*
2 days ago
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Pooping on the clock is great. I wish I always got paid to shit
2 days ago
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gooning never dies
2 days ago
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I mince veggies not words
2 days ago
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King Kongβs burning diarrhea melted a guy
2 days ago
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Omg it smells like a 1950s basketball court π€’
2 days ago
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Eugenics to achieve the perfect dad bod
2 days ago
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Hiding a watch up my ass?
2 days ago
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dave
2 days ago
in fuedal japan, peens had to attend classes so they would know what they were doing and not just flailing away down there raising hell
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My moots when I post about goofyβs piss again
add a skeleton here at some point
2 days ago
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morrowind.txt
2 days ago
Go get help, please. I don't know how long I can hold on.
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Why do cats get to enjoy litter boxes while humans are enslaved to the dystopian tyranny of the flush toilet?
2 days ago
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Magic? No such thing. Magic otoh . . .
2 days ago
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I bet the murderer in Poeβs story βThe Telltale Heartβ used LinkedIn
2 days ago
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decaying
2 days ago
inflating my vocal sac to impress a beautiful woman
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Deer prey by day and play by night
2 days ago
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Barbecued pencils
2 days ago
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Bulph
over 2 years ago
thinking about him
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