placing the pilots at the front of the plane reinforces a dangerous hierarchy that damages the working relationship between passengers and crew. instead, they should be ensconced in a big bubble in the middle of the cabin so everyone can watch them work, and perhaps dispense kibble for good flying

When you think of it, race is fascist and harmful bullshit which never should have been invented and any proper communist movement should seek to abolish it.

I love being correct 63% of the time on the internet

ferrosha lafierce is coming for the boot nasty bottoms, shes going to rip out your hair systems with her divalicious veneers

I’m McLoving your existential dread

Bow tie pasta that makes you hallucinate that leprechauns are eating all your refrigerator food

I always forget Albany is the capital of Pennsylvania

Soviet citizen who wants to move to America to eat subway rats in New York City

I find the fact that Clint Eastwood basically eats his cigars instead of smoking them in those westerns to be distracting & uncomfortable

Poisoning Dracula with V8

The Knicks are actually from Alaska

It’s weird how dad is dad spelled backwards & mom is mom spelled backwards

recalled in some tv program on mark twain’s life that he once traveled from Missouri to Nevada by stagecoach. The torture! I think I’d sooner stick my head in an ant nest

one iteration of hell is long distance travel by 19th century methods that don’t include trains or luxury ships

imagine how tortuous it would be to ride a stagecoach and have a weird or obnoxious copassenger who’s super chatty. Like at least a flight will be over sooner. A train would also be faster, plus you can move between cars.

I know it smell crazy in those long distance stagecoaches

Proto model train guy who’s obsessed with carriages, stagecoaches, wagons, etc

the Fanta of the opera

The blaster fights in Star Wars a new hope are better than the shootout in Heat. The gunfight in Marian’s bar in Raiders of the Lost Ark is also better than the shootout in Heat

goofy’s urine stadium

RDR2 made it fucking impossible to craft the snake leather clothing. Oh sure lemme find dozens of “perfect” snake hides in the game. lol I’m lucky to find a snake with mid skin after two hours of play

Using throwing knives in RDR2 makes me feel like Danny Trejo’s character in Desperado

I’m never too old to think Komodo dragons are cool

Nothing like eating a bag of old timey candy after killing three outlaws who tried to rob you in RDR2. Or eating a salted beef stick after setting klansmen on fire

His balls were sweating like a sinner in the confession booth

Malaysia’s flag is better than america’s

Asking Germans why they don’t just make the whole plate out of schnitzel

the three laws of robotics prevent a robot from ruining an orgasm

Robert E Lee died on the shitter crying & jorking it after eating a plate of pickled pigs feet

u just know mr sandman is a big time gaslighter

It’s raining poptarts

What’s wrong, cat got your wallet?

Admiral Chef Boyardi

You expect adults to care about places that are against their own existence? Sorry if I don't care about places like the Pacific Northwest where I might get cucked for being myself.

Leftist Samwise Gamgee can still happen if people want it bad enough

I usually try to explain it like this: picture James Adomian as Tulsi Gabbard. Now imagine they're Ethiopian. Doesn't look so much like the Hundred Years' War was caused by catboys boofing now, does it?

breakfast sausage the musical

Like a canary in a mole mine

the ancient crack pipe of Atlantis

I can’t believe it’s not death butter

Why don’t you shit the fuck up

FYI don’t travel with only two pairs of underwear. That’s gross & reckless.

In my younger and more vulnerable years, Dennis Miller gave me some advice that I've been turning over in my mind ever since

disappointed at the lack of rat eating in the Mad Max verse

Why are people talking about Madonna? What year is this?

chicken tenders cause impotence except for Italians

Black Pubed the Pirate

sad how Barney the Dinosaur died on Iwo Jima

Texas barbecue uses rat meat but they lie and pretend it’s beef

8% of men gradually become pizza