New fun prank to pull on your friends: Circumcision

All mimsy were the borogoves? Bro I was THERE. Those borogoves weren't even a LITTLE fucking mimsy

Yeah I bet you haven't you turbo virgin

Yeah I bet you haven't you turbo virgin

Gabagoyle Italian gargoyle

You know who would do great at a Fox News/Maga talking head? Casey Anthony

(6 lead cubes in a box marked "puppies") aww they're so cute!

(6 lead cubes in a box marked "puppies") aww they're so cute!

new york would be cool if it wasn't for all the gargoyles

a bug out bag, but it is just a walmart bag and a bottle of nitrus

*rotating an apple in my head* Is it... is it gonna stop soon?

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unfilmed TNG script where jeffrey finally shows up to get his tubes back.

*spraying a wall with Pam* this spraypaint sucks

*spraying a wall with Pam* this spraypaint sucks

*rotating an apple in my head* Is it... is it gonna stop soon?

Laughing out loud? No, I was surrendering

Imagine, if you will... five hundred cigarettes

Imagine, if you will... five hundred cigarettes

I learned a new trick! It's called "constantly in various types of pain" and I can teach it to you, but it'll cost ya

Robert is so very cold

It's that time of year when parking lot deer shed their antlers. Don't worry, this is a natural process and does not hurt them.

A new line of pickle flavored cereal called "Dilled O's"

Wesley unplugged the carbon monoxide detector to charge his fucking DSi

A new line of pickle flavored cereal called "Dilled O's"

10/10 bleed out spot

Anyone else notice George Clooney is turning into Boris Karloff?

uncircumcised dicks are woke

Patton Oswalt and the Mystery of the Mysteriously Dead Wife Mystery

Do you think after Return of the Jedi, having a picture with Palpatine was like having a picture with Epstein?

Sorry guys, I can't post today. My mom is yelling at me to come back inside for lunch

@scoobydouchebag.bsky.social said it was okay for me to spend 500+ dollars on persona games, so no one can be mad at me for it

Picking up my cat Jimmy and snapping his spine in half like Bane

Legally Beer can't be called Beer unless it's brewed in the Beer region of France

your corncob eyes are like factories far away

Do you think after Return of the Jedi, having a picture with Palpatine was like having a picture with Epstein?

dogs are the most venomous animal on the planet, but their mouths are too small to bite us

Just a heads up for everyone heading into the new year: You can leave uncrustables in the fridge. You don't have to freeze them. It's fine

Just a heads up for everyone heading into the new year: You can leave uncrustables in the fridge. You don't have to freeze them. It's fine

Can you believe that this guy just said!?

hell yeah I love big bang theory

hell yeah I love big bang theory

ACAB includes Officer Jenny

Model trains are boomer gundams

Model trains are boomer gundams

doing a final 2025 push for this, trying to find work to fund my art but the search is not going great. i have most of the craft supplies but still need the software, that's the biggest hurdle rn. if i can manage to reach 100% goal i can get a dedicated camera too. appreciate all the support!!

A penny saved is worth 2 in the bush

Renaming mistletoe to mistlegrippers