They've almost run out. By my calculations the iss will be out of piss by morning!

Cybertrucks look like uncircumcised refrigerators No I don't know what that means, but I do know that it's true

Don't mind if I do C'mere Bros

Update #4: 1 week later and no real update, but now they pile off plywood looks like this. This is fine The grass was short when they started

The average male shoulder width is about 18 inches The reflecting pool is 2030'x167' giving us a total circumference of 4394 feet or about 52728 inches. So theoretically you could get 2929.33333 men shoulder to shoulder pissing

I'm just here to tell you that you can play games on easy mode if you want to. Enjoy them how you want to. It's fine! Fuck anyone who tells you you can't. Unless you don't want to! That's also fine!

Waiting for the new Casey Anthony merch drop

Baby, are you okay? You hardly hit the jong

reaching into my wallet to get a condom and pulling out one of these bad boys

When I squeeze my weenie really hard

Anyone wanna see my Bud Dwyer impression?

To all my gay friends, make sure you're checking out Ross Dress for Less. They had a sale on them

AI generating nudes of your mom We call that Freudian Slop

AI generating nudes of your mom We call that Freudian Slop

Went to get a new hat to wear at work today, and I just couldn't make up my mind

Shotposting on nextdoor so all my neighbors know I got game

Went to get a new hat to wear at work today, and I just couldn't make up my mind

The only fast casual shrimp I know is @theshrimpening3.bsky.social

anyone who plays skyrim in 3rd person mode is a cop

Watching the OG The Thing from Another World, and I didn't realize it was that kinda movie

Update #3: TWO whole sheets of particle board have been added this week. Lightning fast construction

Update #3: TWO whole sheets of particle board have been added this week. Lightning fast construction

The founding fathers could never have comprehended the sheer number of pokemon there would be

here i made you a thingo

The founding fathers could never have comprehended the sheer number of pokemon there would be

Could you imagine being named Kyle? Having to go to the bank and say "Yes I would like a mortgage. My name is Kyle"

Could you imagine being named Kyle? Having to go to the bank and say "Yes I would like a mortgage. My name is Kyle"

lol

Bro looks like a spirit Halloween knock off Gomez Addams costume

posting online is alot like the wild west, and im Wyatt ERP

boiling some beef franks in the left over juice from the pickle jar to make chicago style hot dog water.

Some hiccups along the way. If you can help or please share I’m about $300 short from getting myself and Anya to our destination 🙏 anything helps

Hi I need help getting out of a bad situation. Anything helps. cash.app/$telephonesis

It would be really cool if I could like... go to a doctor...

My internet always fucks up on my days off. I have a headache and just wanted to lay in bed with some YouTube but I can't even do that

I've been quiet about this for too long, but someone needs to say it... It is not @dillo.media's birthday

Me, making my morning smoothie

Update #2: Huh?

Update #2: Huh?

I call that bitch Professor Layton cuz she got a Diabolical Box

Martin Luther couldn't come up with 5 more theses to make it an even hundred? Lazy

I call that bitch Professor Layton cuz she got a Diabolical Box

I was given too much freedom in the new Donkey Kong game

I was given too much freedom in the new Donkey Kong game

My cat murdered his wife and is now stuck in Silent Hill. Does anyone know how to get him out? I tried treats

Jake later changed his first name to White in order to fit in better at his precinct

2Pac is also in the Ocarina of Time remake

Diedrich Bader Ginsburg