I love how Batman has all these elaborate contingency plans for if any super heroes go rogue, like the yellow room for the green lantern or to have wonder woman be trapped in an endless battle, yet for Superman it's just "PUNCH HIM WITH A ROCK"

Make like a tree and get smashed into by Paul Walker

I love how Batman has all these elaborate contingency plans for if any super heroes go rogue, like the yellow room for the green lantern or to have wonder woman be trapped in an endless battle, yet for Superman it's just "PUNCH HIM WITH A ROCK"

Canzones were invented solely so we could eat an entire pizza in a socially acceptable way

jambles told me to make a joint for snoop dogg in my game and so i started and sent them the progress and i guess i missed the memo that they meant an item and not an actual mii but it’s too late so everyone meet mr joint

"either Timmy ate 15 batteries, or one jolly rancher. Either way we're getting his stomach pumped"

Most of you guys are too new to remember Truck Chris and the weird AI art hobo who would yell at you

The truth is out there... and the alien that lives on my island is fucked

You can lead a horse to water, but you can't make him drink. But if he dies of thirst you CAN beat a dead horse.

Ernest Scared Stupid

Sir, there's been a second Columbian monster truck

Bigfoot is real and he stole my decorative ceramic goose from my front porch and molested it

Sir, there's been a second Columbian monster truck

Asking chatgpt what the opposite of corn is

Remember to pray to Max Rebo today

New BangBus just revealed

New BangBus just revealed

I can't wait for @scomputer.fun's new movie!

Does @everyone work on here?

Recoil just vaporizes her on the spot

Disconnecting? Yeah me too windows 10 Bluetooth device dashboard

Things that suck: Games that make you unlock something in the main game before you can use it in a freeplay/sandbox mode Just give me the shit and let me have fun

Things that suck: Games that make you unlock something in the main game before you can use it in a freeplay/sandbox mode Just give me the shit and let me have fun

Geoffrey Epstein

This tube turns evil kangaroos into good kangaroos

bad news guys... due to gas prices they had to sell the bang bus

bad news guys... due to gas prices they had to sell the bang bus

I can't wait for @scomputer.fun's new movie!

I need someone to treat me with the same love and compassion that a white woman treats a diseased street cat

I need someone to treat me with the same love and compassion that a white woman treats a diseased street cat

Interesting... My parents also got divorced in Tomodachi Life

Sky ice Skice

What if they had aborted baby Kermit the frog? What then liberals?

Going to Subway and seeing how much it would cost for them to just throw a handful of olives at me

Going to Subway and seeing how much it would cost for them to just throw a handful of olives at me

Hokum? Well good for her

Ouiji Board left in read

Little kid: Michael Jackson is my idol Me, in my head: yeah I bet he would have been a fan of you too

Wow this game is fucked up dude

Wow this game is fucked up dude

Yo have you guys heard this? Shit fucking SLAPS

Bloody Mary IS real, but you have to say her name 749 times in the mirror to make her come out, and most people stop by like 100.

I always fall for the "talking about newer star wars movies" trap with chuds at work because I forget that, while I don't like them because they were written poorly, they don't like them because they hate women.

Meet me down at circuit city if you're down to party

Little known fact, I actually live in the 90s Americas Funniest Home Videos set. It's still here

Type of creature: Squinty white guy with a sunburn and an Abe Lincoln beard

Type of creature: Squinty white guy with a sunburn and an Abe Lincoln beard

420 but for crack

I bet the year 420 was wild

If my Tomodachi miis had it their way, the entire island would be nothing but vending machines and lamp posts