an dipshit™
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It belongs in a museum
10 months ago
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They've almost run out. By my calculations the iss will be out of piss by morning!
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about 5 hours ago
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Cybertrucks look like uncircumcised refrigerators No I don't know what that means, but I do know that it's true
about 5 hours ago
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Don't mind if I do C'mere Bros
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about 7 hours ago
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Update #4: 1 week later and no real update, but now they pile off plywood looks like this. This is fine The grass was short when they started
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about 10 hours ago
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The average male shoulder width is about 18 inches The reflecting pool is 2030'x167' giving us a total circumference of 4394 feet or about 52728 inches. So theoretically you could get 2929.33333 men shoulder to shoulder pissing
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I'm just here to tell you that you can play games on easy mode if you want to. Enjoy them how you want to. It's fine! Fuck anyone who tells you you can't. Unless you don't want to! That's also fine!
3 days ago
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Waiting for the new Casey Anthony merch drop
3 days ago
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Baby, are you okay? You hardly hit the jong
over 2 years ago
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reaching into my wallet to get a condom and pulling out one of these bad boys
over 2 years ago
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When I squeeze my weenie really hard
almost 2 years ago
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Anyone wanna see my Bud Dwyer impression?
almost 2 years ago
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To all my gay friends, make sure you're checking out Ross Dress for Less. They had a sale on them
10 months ago
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AI generating nudes of your mom We call that Freudian Slop
6 days ago
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AI generating nudes of your mom We call that Freudian Slop
6 days ago
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Went to get a new hat to wear at work today, and I just couldn't make up my mind
6 days ago
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Shotposting on nextdoor so all my neighbors know I got game
6 days ago
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Went to get a new hat to wear at work today, and I just couldn't make up my mind
6 days ago
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The only fast casual shrimp I know is
@theshrimpening3.bsky.social
6 days ago
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anyone who plays skyrim in 3rd person mode is a cop
7 days ago
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Watching the OG The Thing from Another World, and I didn't realize it was that kinda movie
8 months ago
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Update #3: TWO whole sheets of particle board have been added this week. Lightning fast construction
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8 days ago
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Update #3: TWO whole sheets of particle board have been added this week. Lightning fast construction
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8 days ago
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The founding fathers could never have comprehended the sheer number of pokemon there would be
10 days ago
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greeble 🌙
10 days ago
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scom⛅️
10 days ago
here i made you a thingo
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The founding fathers could never have comprehended the sheer number of pokemon there would be
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Could you imagine being named Kyle? Having to go to the bank and say "Yes I would like a mortgage. My name is Kyle"
10 days ago
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Could you imagine being named Kyle? Having to go to the bank and say "Yes I would like a mortgage. My name is Kyle"
10 days ago
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lol
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10 days ago
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Bro looks like a spirit Halloween knock off Gomez Addams costume
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12 days ago
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e.g. Alice Lastname
13 days ago
posting online is alot like the wild west, and im Wyatt ERP
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e.g. Alice Lastname
12 days ago
boiling some beef franks in the left over juice from the pickle jar to make chicago style hot dog water.
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Tiny
13 days ago
Some hiccups along the way. If you can help or please share I’m about $300 short from getting myself and Anya to our destination 🙏 anything helps
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Tiny
19 days ago
Hi I need help getting out of a bad situation. Anything helps.
cash.app/$telephonesis
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It would be really cool if I could like... go to a doctor...
14 days ago
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My internet always fucks up on my days off. I have a headache and just wanted to lay in bed with some YouTube but I can't even do that
15 days ago
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I've been quiet about this for too long, but someone needs to say it... It is not
@dillo.media
's birthday
15 days ago
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16 days ago
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Me, making my morning smoothie
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16 days ago
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Update #2: Huh?
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16 days ago
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Update #2: Huh?
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16 days ago
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I call that bitch Professor Layton cuz she got a Diabolical Box
17 days ago
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Martin Luther couldn't come up with 5 more theses to make it an even hundred? Lazy
17 days ago
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I call that bitch Professor Layton cuz she got a Diabolical Box
17 days ago
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I was given too much freedom in the new Donkey Kong game
17 days ago
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I was given too much freedom in the new Donkey Kong game
17 days ago
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My cat murdered his wife and is now stuck in Silent Hill. Does anyone know how to get him out? I tried treats
about 1 month ago
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Jake later changed his first name to White in order to fit in better at his precinct
over 1 year ago
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2Pac is also in the Ocarina of Time remake
21 days ago
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Diedrich Bader Ginsburg
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