Farm to table horse glue

I don't think I'm allowed to say his name?

What space really looks like

A bird shat a profile silhouette of George Washington on my windshield

BlyatGPT

Building Kowloon Walled City in Pokopia

BlyatGPT

I bet eating a tortilla by itself alone in your dark bedroom at 5am is exactly what eating lembas bread in lotr felt like

If god didn't want me to drink and drive, why did he put beer can holders in my car?

Told work I had to help my friend move Told my friend I couldn't help cuz I had to work Neither know I'm actually in my backyard practicing the blade

Told work I had to help my friend move Told my friend I couldn't help cuz I had to work Neither know I'm actually in my backyard practicing the blade

Pretending to frag my CO but it's actually a gerbil

They really should have invented a less sexy muppet

flavor blasted enema

When I was driving once, I saw this painted on a bridge: "I don't want the world, I just want your half"

Customer: "Wow so many game franchises are having their 40th anniversary this year" Me: "Yeah it's almost as if the most influential video game console of all time came out in 1986"

The vibes have been abysmal lately

international women 1/2 off today domestic women still full price

Whole lotta people not saying katamari damacy

I'm afraid since pokopia has released you'll never see me again

(to the tune of Bob the Builder) Sexy Grandpa

(to the tune of Bob the Builder) Sexy Grandpa

Emmett Otters Jugband Massacre

Wolverine gets turnt up anytime Neon Moon comes on the jukebox

Wolverine gets turnt up anytime Neon Moon comes on the jukebox

Can we "warrior class" this dipshit first?

I'm certain that the whole Buster Scruggs segment of the Ballad of Buster Scruggs was an elaborate Looney Tunes homage

Bro looks like Quark from Star Trek in a human disguise

Wack

if anyone can find that post thats like "labubu is what a minion says when you run it over with your honda civic" or something like that, let me know

In the ewok language "labubu" is a slur

In the ewok language "labubu" is a slur

I once killed 100 birds with one stone

World War III 3 World 3 Warious

*Ice-T voice “The kids are calling it “Dry Brushing”. They’re using a brush with minimal paint and moisture to create a textured, scratchy, or diffused effect on a dry surface. They’re highlighting textures, and achieving a rustic or weathered look in various mediums. Twisted shit man”

The only way my dad will take his lipitor is if we hide it in a slice of cheese

"man eating hamburger" is a scary if you think about it. How big is that burger?

Every anime is just "what if I, the biggest fucking loser, was actually the the chosen one?"

God made Pokemon real in heaven

Ladies and gentlemen of the press, foreign dignitaries, and members of the public... Today I regret to inform you that I am at work all day.

A Serbian Film

Aww I thought it was at least kinda funny

me, lookin at my roommates chicken nuggets in the freezer at 3am

Imagine having electricity in the 1950s. What are you even using it for dude? Charging your horse?

Imagine having electricity in the 1950s. What are you even using it for dude? Charging your horse?

chimp fried rice

My new superhero idea: Batman with an uzi

You think Batman ever hit the Riddler with a "Nigma Balls"?