boiling some beef franks in the left over juice from the pickle jar to make chicago style hot dog water.

posting online is alot like the wild west, and im Wyatt ERP

sorry for the other day, i havent been feeling well the past 20 years.

in highschool i thought They Might Be Giants was a fake band the brothers Chapp invented for strong sad to be into.

is the "im proud of you" dad dialogue bugged? cant seem to trigger it, anybody else with this problem?

i think my labubu is sick :-(

singer/vocals really remind me of grandaddy. www.youtube.com/watch?v=okgy...

unfilmed TNG script where jeffrey finally shows up to get his tubes back.

gurofan98: i like my rap like i like my anime girls, chopped and screwed.

good idea. thanks godzilla.

asked a genie for a couple tall boys and a six pack of spotted cow and now im a polyamorous dairy farmer.

How your email finds me

i dont get why the call reducing women to sexual objects as "for the male gaze". those guys famously are not into women.

hey, check out my cool hat.

i love the spiritual sound of ecstatic black metal by the band agriculture. www.youtube.com/watch?v=k9yM...

uhhhh, hey...

i should get into organizing

gen x sea turtle pissed off that they cut up six pack rings now just because a bunch of stupid turtles died.

for the last time, the SA at the end of my screen name is NOT a reference to the something awful forums.

peeing standing up, as a treat

make a band a food ceephax acid crudo

anal country fried steak

cool desktop background if anybodys lookin for one

Fever Ray - Fever Ray (2009)

i dont know why they dont make the entire plane out of 9/11 hijacker passports.

the girl reading this

people dont have pen-pals anymore. thats the real mail loneliness epidemic.

comic book movies get alot of flack, i just dont get it, i saw some amazing R. Crumb movies the other day.

i stopped watching RLM Best of the Worst episodes with special guests ever since they had a guy who did impressions in one.

committing quantum suicide until i find a universe where they got JarJar working. he is the key.

thought this was Noel Fielding for a second

gave a handjob to an electrician, a plumber and a carpenter. im a real jack off all trades

who would win in a fight, Goku, Superman, or the 95/96 Chicago Bulls?

ill be the first to say it, the events of Ape Escape wouldnt have gone down like that if Mark Walberg had been there

aw man, i wanna change my post about being visited by three spirits...

honk if youre lonely tonight, if you need a friend to get through the night, toot on your horn, flash on your lights, honk if youre lonely tonight

i forgot alt text when i posted this, so heres a repost.

unless they were caught in the Sea Monkey region of france, they are just sparkling brine shrimp

Sun Coming Down - Ought (2015) probably one of my favorite albums by a band i adore.

Quebec - Ween (2003)

i typed my symptoms into google. so do i have an STI or not?!

if kamala had killed that healthcare CEO she would have won

cool principles

the lego pharrell and monkey robbie williams movie have sinister energy. that was them testing something. i can feel it

i was really into khruangbin for like three days when i first heard them, then my brother in law informed me they were on an obama playlist and it was the uncoolest thing i had ever heard about a band. havent listened to them since