in highschool i thought They Might Be Giants was a fake band the brothers Chapp invented for strong sad to be into.

is the "im proud of you" dad dialogue bugged? cant seem to trigger it, anybody else with this problem?

i think my labubu is sick :-(

singer/vocals really remind me of grandaddy. www.youtube.com/watch?v=okgy...

unfilmed TNG script where jeffrey finally shows up to get his tubes back.

gurofan98: i like my rap like i like my anime girls, chopped and screwed.

good idea. thanks godzilla.

i feel like i actually killed myself in 2012 after taking research chemicals and i am now successfully quantum teleporting through alternate fantasmagoric universes that specifically exist to show me that i am better off dead

asked a genie for a couple tall boys and a six pack of spotted cow and now im a polyamorous dairy farmer.

thanksgiving memory: i once got in a verbal fight with my sister because i kept purposely mispronouncing the band name Bon Iver.

How your email finds me

i dont get why the call reducing women to sexual objects as "for the male gaze". those guys famously are not into women.

hey, check out my cool hat.

saw a picture of myself without my glasses and was like "wow, im really pretty in this one." then i put my glasses on.

i have a really good idea for a new Bill and Ted time travel movie.

anybody ironically posted an picture of pat tillman for veterans day yet? i wanna be the first.

i love the spiritual sound of ecstatic black metal by the band agriculture. www.youtube.com/watch?v=k9yM...

uhhhh, hey...

i should get into organizing

gen x sea turtle pissed off that they cut up six pack rings now just because a bunch of stupid turtles died.

for the last time, the SA at the end of my screen name is NOT a reference to the something awful forums.

peeing standing up, as a treat

make a band a food ceephax acid crudo

anal country fried steak

cool desktop background if anybodys lookin for one

Fever Ray - Fever Ray (2009)

i dont know why they dont make the entire plane out of 9/11 hijacker passports.

the girl reading this

people dont have pen-pals anymore. thats the real mail loneliness epidemic.

i dont understand. trans furries seem to love this image. but it just got me banned from the male pattern baldness reddit.

i dont understand whats so impressive about harry potter. he only fights with a giant snake in the ladies restroom in one book. i do that everytime i have to pee

robot cop: weve seen your prompts. *slides photo across table* rc: you ask her to wear this for you? AI guy: she wanted too. rc: shes an LLM, she just agrees with anything you tell her. aig: shes a very mature technology! rc: SHES STILL A CHAT BOT YOU SICK FUCK! Law and Order: CPU

comic book movies get alot of flack, i just dont get it, i saw some amazing R. Crumb movies the other day.

i stopped watching RLM Best of the Worst episodes with special guests ever since they had a guy who did impressions in one.

committing quantum suicide until i find a universe where they got JarJar working. he is the key.

everyday i see a story that should be the straw that breaks the camels back. and i gotta say, thats one strong ass camel.

thought this was Noel Fielding for a second

gave a handjob to an electrician, a plumber and a carpenter. im a real jack off all trades

got off of the tilt-a-whirl, and the ride operator said i had an ass like a pillowcase full of door knobs. harsh butt fair

who would win in a fight, Goku, Superman, or the 95/96 Chicago Bulls?

taking my tempurature so i can tell how battered and deep fried i am

ill be the first to say it, the events of Ape Escape wouldnt have gone down like that if Mark Walberg had been there

aw man, i wanna change my post about being visited by three spirits...

honk if youre lonely tonight, if you need a friend to get through the night, toot on your horn, flash on your lights, honk if youre lonely tonight

i forgot alt text when i posted this, so heres a repost.

unless they were caught in the Sea Monkey region of france, they are just sparkling brine shrimp

Sun Coming Down - Ought (2015) probably one of my favorite albums by a band i adore.