sometimes its dinner time and the perfect youtube to watch is right on the top of the algo and it's *mwah* www.youtube.com/watch?v=--Ih...

“Fix your hearts or die” claims its first kill

just saw a reddit post that floored me. how do you play Disco Elysium twice and not pick up on what the Sunday Friend is about lol

"hi there, my partner and i saw you from across the bar, and wanted to know if you wanted to take some fun chems with us and maybe be our unicorn (third member of our dream pop band)"

feeling very strange reading other people's list of favorite Python cast, to me Eric Idle was always the most prominently engaging and funny python, then like Palin and Cleese and everyone else basically there, but it seems people found him a middling python

I spoke with Mitch McConnell for about 20 minutes tonight and then he was like "Oh, wait Lindsey Graham just showed up, wanna talk to him?"

a good internal emotional barometer at any given moment is what your patience threshold is for unwrapping an individual snack sized string cheese object

As fascinating as i find bellbirds i cannot help but feel freaked out over the fact their mouths look like some portal into some backwards dimension that we have no business discovering

losing my shit at this one again

Did you guys know I have a subreddit? If you like to read science fiction, fantasy, or horror, then come share your favorite short stories at r/ShortSF! It’s the least terrible place on Reddit! www.reddit.com/r/ShortSF/

My carer is sick and delirious, and unable to take care of me until she recovers. This has left me in serious difficulty trying to look after her and take care of myself alone. It’s humiliating to rattle the tin again but please could a kind soul help ease the burden? 🏳️‍⚧️♿️🏳️‍🌈 paypal.me/StuffOfMemes

Eat my shit, you illiterate bald fuck.

Good morning

this exists www.youtube.com/watch?v=PDMA...

everything about this post is fucking hilarious

pretty sure if you came up with the idea of flock cameras you'd have been laughed at or beaten to death a scant few decades ago and now it's terrorism to even be against the idea of them lmao

the Peter griffin saran wrap gag except it's me trying to use the android text selector to grab a specific selection of text

The episode of TNG where they put Data’s humanity on trial is incredibly funny because they make Riker be the lawyer against Data despite them being friends so he spends 20 minutes of the show going DATA IS A TOASTER, LOOK AT THIS DUMBASS WITH NO SOUL and Picard goes “he does make a formidable case”

Losing my mind at this Murder, She Wrote promo

the love and deepspace controversy just keeps getting more ridiculous they got the chinese ministry of public safety out here doing 2009 twilight discourse. they're banning wolfboy dubcon

my girlfriend got me this insanely beautiful hard back of This Is How You Lose The Time War and it's so perfect i want to fucking die

fucked up that I can be having an excellent morning and getting shit done and all of a sudden My Backwards Walk shuffles on and i want to crawl into bed and die

man DS2 gets turboweird right out of the gate after episode 2 ends, wowee lol, the whole drawbridge crew + patron you're just standing like "the fuck?" *fragile gives a thumbs up with flappy glove hand*

Honoring America's Heroes on July 4th, 2026, America's 250th anniversary #july4 #fourthofjuly

Happy 4th of July! Here's an unrelated image!

felt so good to just cruise around and porter it up after beating the first boss in death stranding 2, Kojima's sense of pacing is always completely on point too

it’s her day

man how wasn't this band huge www.youtube.com/watch?v=r-n1...

take my hand. become a communist today.

amayo no tsuki ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

hey want to stand in 100 degree DC heat with the worst people alive with one bottle of water to hear president dipshit brains talk about algae and windmills?

dreamcast forever 🌀

flashback to 1998 and The Giant Just Wants To Blast Cigs, my favorite ill conceived wrestling angle ever

The death of physical media is dystopian. It means, at the whim of a random executive, art can just be deleted forever with unauthorized copies made illegal. I did a 20 episode Henson series for Disney+ called Earth to Ned. Over a year of beautiful artistry: deleted. Gone. This SUCKS.

i will never vote for gavin newsom

having a blast at the great country state fair

what the fuck even is facebook at this point

i hope helena bonham carter is having a good day, but i hope that most days

This is the one true recipe for a Reflecting Pool: 2oz rum, 4oz pineapple juice, 1oz blue curacao, one Blue Razzberry Fruit Roll-Up

okay look algorithm, I know I was windmill slamming every news story about algae for a little while but let's try to understand the broader context here

Watch as #trans refugees and organizers crash a #Seattle city council meeting on federal administration and policy changes demanding @mayorofseattle.bsky.social declare a civil emergency now youtu.be/zX6L04hrLyE

Grimly amusing Dem machines think they deserve some sort of entitlement hierarchy. My entire life, everything has been moving backwards, politically, democratically, bureaucratically, judicially. You are all failures. You are presumptively part of the rot that must be removed down to the root.

the main squeeze cover vid of "have a cigar" has the most distilled dude's rock energy i've ever seen