Low key I hate having Things to Do

bass players always look like they're having the most fun performing of anyone in the band, just groovin' in their own lane laying it down

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it rules to be fucked up by good art. just completely fucking ethered

shout out to the dude blasting Benadryl Submarine outside my apartment window, crank that shit breh

"the market of HIV prevention" and these complicated price schemes is just not a thing that should exist. capitalism is inhuman

my boss: *trying to explain something really important to me at the job* inside my brain: www.youtube.com/watch?v=DoyB...

this what driving a 15 year old bmw feels like

wouldn't it be funny if EVERYONE blocked this Attie AI account @ bsky.app/profile/atti... before they could do anything with it

good friend wanted me to draw this for her. exactly this.

Good to see Noam Chomsky still getting out at his age

using this as an age-appropriate way to prepare my kid for the guy with no bitches

love is in the air!

I thought we said no kings!

GM and congrats on making it to another Week End!!!

George C. Scott at the Doctor Strangelove premiere, realizing Kubrick only used the goofy takes.

some things never go out of style, little black dresses, jeans, smoking like 5 bowls on saturday morning and listening to the pixies

the most soothing sound on earth? Kim Deal's backing vocals. next question.

starting to accumulate a fair bit of dead homies in my various friends and buddy lists, kind of depressing

i'm going to drill a hole in the top of my skull with a dewalt and try to get this poison out of me, obviously

“I’m an artist what am I going to do during the socialist transition” you will be making super awesome mosaics on the bus stops and train stations next question

why is every gif and clip online replaced with some dumb YARN website link that doesn't fucking work? why is the internet so shit now?

no man is an island except me, i'm built different

video games are firmly in the "???????" phase of step 1: get ai tools step 2: ??????? step 3: profit

ASMR - soft spoken hippie pulls dank buds from a ziploc retort pouch and comments how strong they smell before grinding them and packing a bowl

kinda cool how if you're not engaging in insider trading or doing massive financial fraud you're a stupid sucker idiot

um wow feeling very abashed by this lovely thread Emma did about my forthcoming book, anyway if you read this thread and want to buy The Dinner Party you can pre-order it through @hivemindbookstore.bsky.social below or order at yr local indie bookstore!

(on my way to steal your yogurt with my thumbs)

windows is celebrating 30 years of the task bar autohide function being Fucked Up

He even says “I live the dream, bro,” spreading his hands as if outlining a movie screen. The statement of a man who believes he has fully executed a pre-determined set of expectations. A “real man” is by definition an artificial one, performing a script written by others.

IT’S CALLED HENTAI, COOP. NICHE PORNOGRAPHY FROM THE LAND OF THE RISING SUN. REAL WACKYLAND STUFF LIKE TENTACLES. HAVE YOU EVER THOUGHT ABOUT WHAT IT WOULD BE LIKE GETTING A PROSTATE MASSAGE FROM AN OCTOPUS? ME TOO.

those were pre existing conditions

that whole 3 minutes where the horribly inbred pitbulls were going viral with all their weird/gross meme language feels like a fever dream

"Ys" turns 20 this year... thinking about how blessed we are to have a record with Joanna Newsom, Van Dyke Parks and Steve Albini all in the mix, like, life can be wonderful

nice

re videogame graphics: realistic doesn't mean better realistic doesn't mean fun realistic doesn't mean interesting realistic doesn't mean artistically coherent & compelling i can go outside right now and kneel down in the street and see the most realistically lit curb detritus in the world, so what

I've been made aware that the MtG butt-crack awareness guy is an indie wrestler under the name Bigg Pound aka "The King of Crack-style" and his match promos are works of art. The world is a beautiful place full of endless wonder.

in my headcanon bowsette is a Dr. Girlfriend situation where she has the voice of King Koopa from the old Mario Bros. cartoon. anyway, yeah, I can see why you don't want to date anymore, good luck out there.

Me: the Dune movies are flawed adaptations of flawed text, which are fun but lose some of what makes the books so engaging and, yes, frustrating Me, seeing Denis’ latest freaks on parade:

the war can remain irrational longer than you can remain sovereign

people gonna be flabbergasted at how many things "fuel prices" affect when inflation starts ramping up. this is the only trickle down economics that actually exists; the rising costs are passed along to the end consumer, and nobody is paying your bitch ass any more

They blew up USAid and doomed millions to an agonizing death but a video of them being an idiot on camera is causing reputational damage

just thought of scott thompson eating the sausage in the KITH "sausages" sketch and started cracking the fuck up