someone on here the other day said it feels like we’re watching a baseball game where one team decides every inning to not take their turn at bat

Greg Olsen saying that Dublin “feels like a Steelers home game” as if the group of rich Steelers fans who travel everywhere during the football season didn’t just buy a slightly more expensive flight this week. They’re the official football team of old white tourists!

yup, that’s the Carson Wentz I remember

inside of cerise, there are two wolves. one is “hell yeah go Steelers”, the other is “kill yourself Aaron Rodgers”.

yup, that’s the Carson Wentz I remember

So, Trump’s dementia is definitely worse than Biden’s ever was, huh. Say what you will about Sleepy Joe (I know I have!), but he never shared an obviously fake AI-generated video of himself announcing a nonexistent federal program for access to impossible, science-fiction-ass medical technology.

And now it’s been hijacked by Oracle where every single American is separated from the rest of the world, with our own special algorithm. Wonder what they’ll do with it now! I bet it’s all for the greater good.

briefly thought “who is reposting all this dogshit?” as I scrolled before realizing I was accidentally on the Discover feed

two cocktails named after D&D spells at the metal bar, I’ve been Pandered To

Having Dennis Quaid as your dad must be such a double-edged sword. On the plus side, you get to be in movies. On the minus, you gotta hear what Dennis Quaid thinks about all the big issues of the day. That can't be fun

muting the tv every time I see the barstool idiot during college football, call that Portnoy’s complaint

just got passed on the street by what I can only describe as “a motorized unicycle gang”

What might not occur to you upon reading this headline is that, in other words, ICE is targeting gay men of color Every queer press org should be picking up this story

Josh Harris’ youth basketball program in Israel (“the 48ers”, yuck) was bad already but now that he’s in the Epstein Files it looks even worse.

it’s kinda weird the Sixers media day is just proceeding as if news that the team owner had a scheduled “breakfast party” with Jeff Epstein didn’t break halfway through it.

why is The New Charlie Kirk named like a wood elf from the Forgotten Realms

A thing I never understood about Democrats’ “flood everyone’s phone/email with fundraising asks every time a Bad Thing happens, but don’t actually stop/slow down the Bad Things” strategy is that they don’t seem to know that it’s harder to raise funds from people who are affected by those Bad Things.

I’d like the Republican Party destroyed, thrown into the huge dumpster of history. But the Democratic Party does NOT want that, they pined for a “strong Republican Party.” Wish granted, thanks a lot man!!

who is going to be the first pro athlete to succumb to AI psychosis and why is it Kevin Durant

they’re wasting LeBron’s final year on this doofus

(pretend it’s 2018 again) a nerdcore rapper named Yung Sheldon

tales from Hyperborea: * Berserker narrowly avoided an ooze turning his arm into slime * the Ranger & Purloiner led the party through the tunnels to the temple of Thaumagorga * Magician identified a statue as an ancient witch * Necromancer sampled a potion & became briefly infatuated with Magician

Mulder: What's your interest? Deep Throat: The truth. Mulder: I did see something. But it’s gone. They took it from me. They erased it. You have to tell me what it was. Deep Throat: A CIA operation. Project CHICKADEE. Mulder: Dammit, what's Project CHICKADEE? Deep Throat: Project CHICKADEEZ NUTS OUT

can’t help but laugh that the latest installment of Skate, a video game series that exists because the Tony Hawk games had become too arcade-y and unrealistic, is a Fortnite-ass mess where you can literally fly around the map

when the progressive rock band’s guitarwork devolves into wankery

CHOTINER: This game you like to play, what's it called? ME: Slay the Spire. CHOTINER: And you play it on the computer? ME: Yeah. Well, I also have it on my phone. I played another 300 hours. CHOTINER: And these other games in your Steam library. Have you finished them? ME: Now hold on a second,

saw someone referring to Ghost as “coworker metalcore” which is insulting for many reasons, chiefly that Ghost is in no way a metalcore band.

please god let her try to cancel gwar it'll be so fucking funny

the biden administration suspecting and proving that homan would take a bribe and then being unprepared to take the next step and just letting him walk away with $50k for doing nothing is so on the nose it just doesnt feel real

having lived through several big Rapture predictions, this one is pretty confusing to me. I never believed but understood why fundies predicted the Rapture in 2000 (new century!), 2009 (Obama is the Antichrist!), and 2012 (Mayan calendar, and Obama again!), but this time there’s just… nothing.

the chiefs might be Not Good this year

Cerise: “Russ, I need you to be the man that Ciara married again”

how am I supposed to take the Cowboys seriously when they’re getting carved up by the Chicago Bears

the philadelphia eagles are blessed by the angels and graced by the light of heaven. i'm sorry if this offends you but it is demonstrably true

Shadowdark play report: upon forcing the Rot King out, the party pursued him deep into his Sanctum. Maybe too deep, as they got caught in a choke-point & swarmed by cultists. But after kiting the cult back thru the tunnels, they made a last stand at the entrance hall, blasting the Rot King to death.

holy shit, go birds

me this morning, freshly vaccinated: Haha fuck yeah!!! Yes!! me in the middle of my shadowdark game, unbelievably groggy: Well this fucking sucks. What the fuck.

If I lost an election I would write a book but it would be an erotic thriller

why didn't it prevent the bullet from entering

Made a minor tactical error by wearing my black Eagles jersey before letting an orange-and-white cat lay all over me

Now that you're (justly) angry about Jimmy Kimmel, did you know that Palestinian Americans were evicted in 2023 and 2024 for flying Palestinian flags in their windows? It's true. I have a case before the Seventh Circuit about it.

really appreciate Trent Reznor’s dedication, putting together a great soundtrack for what I’m sure is a real stinker of a Tron sequel

this is obviously bad, but it’s important to remember that the Ohio Democratic Party is so lifeless & poorly-run that they couldn’t win a statewide election even if every union member in Ohio spent 80hr/week volunteering for the campaign. Teamsters leadership probably sees where the wind is blowing.

"Ah, OSR. Stands for Oh, Sweet Rollin'. No politickin', no romantic subplots, and no character vignettes. Just a party, a dungeon, and some lethal combat, I tell you hwut."

Conservatives keep posting about how the Kirk murder has radicalized them like never before and we have no idea what’s coming and so far that’s mostly meant harassing Starbucks baristas, their number one activity for at least the last 10 years

the Bills should consider playing defense

the kimmel thing is bad but as long as they arent rounding people up indiscriminately based on race, building concentration camps and talking about eradicating those they deem sexual deviants, i think we’ll be ok

to explain how susceptible to scams Albania is, the entire country once lost 50% of their GDP to pyramid and ponzi schemes en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pyramid...

Tua slides like he gets a free sub on every 8th concussion