What jaylin Williams is doing is not basketball, thinking this is a missed foul on wemby makes you a bad person 🤷‍♂️

Hartenstein repeatedly hitting his little 8-foot push shot over me would make wanna smash a glass coffee table with a sledgehammer.

Chet Holmgren is an excellent basketball player who also falls like he’s one of the corpses in Coffin Flop

“The ugly battle between Joby and Archer.” The ugly battle between Bingus and Lort. Frinky and Promp. Listen to yourself.

people on here will post anything. “Garfield had hoes.” Yes he did. That is true.

Happy 80th birthday to Cher, a San Fernando Valley legend and one of the hottest women to ever strut the earth.

Tennessee Republican Governor Bill Lee says he won't stop Thursday's scheduled execution of Tony Carruthers, a severely mentally ill man who was forced to represent himself *at his own capital murder trial* because the judge simply got tired of dealing with him

NEW in Bolts: Defendants in the Stanford student protesters trial had asked for Santa Clara DA Jeff Rosen to be recused after evidence emerged that he was using the ongoing prosecution to fundraise for his reelection bid on June 2.

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55 POINTS 55 REBOUNDS 55 ASSISTS 55 BLOCKS

Barney Frank looked disgusting--feeding tube protruding--in his hospital gown in Hospice. Very very disrespectful.

Not surprised she’s popular. Her grandfather was a good hang.

[steroidal mealy-mouth sociopath sitting in his cavernous vanity space tourism facility] I’d wet my pants if I got taxed more. Do you want to see me have a tantrum and wet my pants?

He’s right and he should say it.

put it in my veins

The Padres are gonna overuse Mason Miller and break him.

This timeline has been accelerated. His Game Six is now Game One.

KAT committing dumb fouls is like a kid putting random stuff in their mouth. You can tell them not to, and they’ll register what you’re telling them, and then you’ll turn around and they’ll have a scented candle halfway down their throat.

brunson did this while in dallas one game and in postgame i asked him what powered it and he —no hesitation— said “i had a milkshake earlier today” lol ill never forget that

Brunson has the physique of Mr. Potato Head and runs around like a possum who’s just found some cat food.

Jalen Brunson plays basketball like you get extra points for being a rascal

Eastern Conference Playoffs vs. Western Conference Playoffs

This is USDA-certified, 100% organic, grassfed Basketball Poop.

I hear an air raid siren every time Anunoby dribbles. Nothing good has ever come from him putting the ball on the floor.

Lol

Steven Adams: brilliant basketball mind

When Minneapolis felt under heavy siege, people from everywhere helped and reached out and it was really heartening and made a difference. Memphis deserves that too, all the more so because there appears to be a concerted effort to keep their occupation out of the news

obligatory

Bottle this, bitch.

Who’s gonna buy me a Junior Kroupi kit?

Adrien Truffert more like Francois Truffaut because that cross was like 400 Blows to City’s title chances

Erling Haaland reminds me of the Mutant leader from The Dark Knight Returns.

Denvis

Under no circumstances would I name drop Woody Allen to justify my decision-making. But that’s just me.

spending $100m so 9,000 people can look at their health insurance bill and move back to south africa

With disgust I learned Olga Tokarczuk uses AI to help with writing her latest novel - article in Polish, my translation of relevant bit in posts below mycompanypolska.pl/artykul/olga...

I will never forgive Rob Pelinka for signing Kendrick Nunn and extending Talen Horton-Tucker instead of paying Alex Caruso.

Eastern Conference Playoffs vs. Western Conference Playoffs

Western Conference playoffs: Karma by Pharaoh Sanders; a purring kitten; bird songs in springtime Eastern Conference playoffs: What Happens If We Put A Hammer In The Washing Machine And Set The Speed To “High”?

thinking about this

[ahem] Cheat Holmgren

“People forget that Ricky Davis was a bucket.”

Donald Trump just stole $1.7B from us — and he's creating a slush fund to reward his political allies. I've never seen anything like this in my 50 years in politics. It makes Nixon look like a boy scout. www.cnbc.com/2026/05/18/t...

watching soccer

Nothin’ but Netanyahu

it’s always 2 dumb bitches telling each other 'exactlyyyyy.'