Dodgers 15, Rockies 6: Mookie homers twice as bats erupt for 5 homers to back Lauer in debut

Have a day, Emil Morales! His second home run of the day is a grand slam!

Besides the obvious, the highlight is Eric Karros commenting on his kid and Miguel Rojas trying his best to blow a 15-1 lead.

Dodgers 15, Rockies 6: Mookie homers twice as bats erupt for 5 homers to back Lauer in debut

Eric Lauer goes six strong in his Dodger debut, giving up just a run.

Imagine if Miggy ended the pen's streak.

Cheering for Tatis and Machado to homer tomorrow (and still lose) just for Shohei's sake.

I just heard jizz hitting the walls with velocity never before recorded at the Jomboy office.

Karros venting about his kid getting dotted by a mop-up guy while the Dodgers are getting cookies, lmfao.

"Big ahh ... big pillow."

Wow, I love you, Rockies. Dills on track.

Mookie has a multi-homer game in his first game at cleanup. Dave's master plan.

Lauer doubled his curve use, much to Karros' pleasure.

Maybe just speaking it into existence, but Ohtani's exit feels precautionary with him starting tomorrow and this being a blowout.

A Miggy double and Kim sac fly make it 10.

Well that's not good.

Moriyama Special, followed by a Pages double, followed by a sac fly plate four more and blows it open.

Close.

Ow.

Mookie is 2-for-2, Dave statue being built as we speak.

Only Bumtani can't homer.

AAA isn't real.

Dave is a genius.

Rockies @ Dodgers May 26, 2026: Eric Lauer makes his Dodger debut, Tommy Edman starts his rehab assignment with OKC

Baseball's more popular than it has been in decades.

They're calling him insufferable for being angry about blowing out his knee avoiding a fucking dog on the field, lmao.

Emil Morales ambushes a first pitch fastball for his first home run with Great Lakes, a 2 run blast that was 107 mph off the bat, 418 feet.

Rockies @ Dodgers May 26, 2026: Eric Lauer makes his Dodger debut, Tommy Edman starts his rehab assignment with OKC

I'm gonna #KMS.

Dodgers Prospect Notes: De Paula dominant with Drillers, Ryan inching closer to MLB return, Sirota and Morales promoted, Lindsey’s 5-hit day, more

Dodgers 5, Rockies 3: After early frustration, a 4-run 7th provides a late comeback win

Nothing will top that. One of the funniest things I've seen for baseball.

Dodgers' season is one-third complete. They lead MLB in fewest runs allowed (170, 3.15 per game) and best run differential (+108). It's LA's fewest runs allowed through 54 games since 1989 +108 is their 3rd-best through 54 games in this current playoff stretch (2020 +119, 2022 +113)

After rage-baiting for half the game, the bats finally cashed in on a big inning for the lead.

Emmet Sheehan strikes out 8 despite taking a 104 MPH liner off the arm halfway through. He was kinda unlucky to even give up two runs.

Dodgers 5, Rockies 3: After early frustration, a 4-run 7th provides a late comeback win

Will Klein 100 MPH, huh.

Oh, I just realized the Rockies ended the pen streak on the road, lmfao.

Max, please sit down, dude.

Andy scores another run with a single. It's happening?

Freddie doubles before the broadcast can even get back to the action to drive in Shohei and give the Dodgers the lead. Big tag by Ohtani in the setup.

With the bases loaded and nobody out, the Dodgers tie it up with two outs from Ohtani and Betts. I mean ... I'll take it.

Unironically ... squeeze.

That wasn't even close at first, good lord.

It worked out via HBP, but was the move not leave Enrique in against a struggling reliever and dare them to keep him in, then you wouldn't have to burn both of them just to let Rojas hit.

They aren't gonna do what I think...

If they strand this lead-off double I might lose my shit.

The Dodgers failing to cash in a lead-off double and runners on first and second with nobody out immediately followed by Emmet getting smoked on the arm and being in trouble is just swell.

Thank god Rushing didn't do this take Shohei did or it'd give Jomboy another five million views of pearl-clutching.

Keekay returns with a double down the line to start the scoring.