(to the tune of father figure) I will be your creature feature/ put your scaly hands in mine

Shinji. Get in the sin bin

YOU GUYS WANNA SEE SOMETHING CURSED???? HOW ABOUT NEON GENESIS LEHIGH VALLEY PHANTOMS HOCKEY?????

Columbo in his first episode looks like a dog that's just come back from the groomer

Every day I work at Big Tech I understand this guy more and more

Marjorie Taylor Greene picking up on which way the wind is blowing is like watching a cat use the toilet. I always knew it was theoretically possible but it’s still unsettling to watch

Neko case

I’m getting back into talking to people on the phone

Every man in Chicago weighs either 125 or 250 lbs no matter how tall we are and we are all wearing at least one article of clothing that says “CHICAGO” on it at all times

brother that's not even money anymore, five dollars is gone before you can even think about it. I lose five dollars walking around the house. Five dollars is sweat, it's piss, it leaves my body naturally, like it was born to

"Malort advent calendar" is already such an unhinged concept but every little window just having Malort in it really pushes it over the edge into something transcendently funny

My brilliant friend and chainsaw man vol 8

Olivia Nuzzi got sent in to do a profile but it turned out she wanted to fuck the subject so we sent in Jacob Bernstein to profile her and it turns out he also wants to fuck the subject

internet is crazy

petro is so beast

I love music that makes me feel like a sim open.spotify.com/track/1DYTAJ...

werner herzog: the korok says “i need to reach my friend,” but i see not friendship here. instead i see the cruel jungle, i see abandonment, one left behind, struggling to move, like a turtle on its back, baking in the hyrule sun. “oooh” it cries out in anguish. “aaha.”

No they just don’t care about poor teenage girls. No one cares about poor teenage girls. It is a relatively recent social invention to care about the welfare of children and it is not widely held by the elite

There’s a bug in my bed

it’s christina’s birthday…sometimes you wish for a sister your whole life and then eventually after 23 years you get one!!! lucky me :))))

hello michael wolf,f ple ase , to reschedul tomorro'ws "p̸e̷d̷.̴o̷p̵h̷i̷l̶e̷ ̵a̶c̴t̶i̷V̴I̶ ̷T̴I̸E̸S̴" as we have repeatedly discussed at length .in writing

His Dark Materials, particularly the amber spyglass, absolutely rocked my world and made me a kinder and more curious person

As Karoline Leavitt concludes her press briefing and walks off, @andrewfeinberg.com asks: "What was the president doing with Virginia Giuffre for hours at Epstein's house?" She did not respond.

Tiramisu for breakfast bc it’s my birthday

20 years ago almost to the day and Showbiz was essentially right

Shinohi-kun and Himari-chan the fire prevention ninjas are a pair of cigarette lighter siblings who advise children not to play with lighters.

A girl main character

7:56 pm aka midnight

lib sky tonight

I know the idea that ICE and BP will be prosecuted en mass is comforting but it absolutely isn’t going to happen. If you actually care about this issue you should be more serious about it.

Antiques roadshow on Netflix … fellas life is worth living

We should abolish the senate or neuter and ossify it like a House of Lords

Last night, the Trump Administration sent a letter suggesting Wisconsin should return our FoodShare payments. My response ⬇️

Reading about the i am cult and conceding that human beings have been circling the drain since the early 1900s

pre-writing a devastating obituary for your enemy is god-tier hating of a kind you don’t often see anymore. renaissance haterism. beautiful stuff.

Generational slander aside, the late boomers who were in their 20s during the 1980s should perhaps not be allowed in public without reeducation

Slipping thru my fingers all the time ….

sometimes an Oxford comma can make all the difference

Look, it will be a tough pill for many to swallow, but for the good of the country Democrats must work in a spirit of bipartisanship to advance the president’s policy priorities of making private insurance illegal and eliminating the filibuster.

I do not agree with arachne’s decisions in hades 2

This man was subliterate. But I’m ngl I find the true friendship between these two to be kind of charming. They really were tight. Like Team Rocket or something

Panera’s moderately caffeinated lemonade was loosely associated with 2 deaths before it was taken off market. This article alone has 4 examples of ChatGPT encouraging young people to commit suicide, and OpenAI’s own public stats estimate over a million users discuss suicide with ChatGPT each week.

I need a Curtis Sliwa Grub Street Diary and I suspect I'm not alone @nymag.com

Checking in on my hometown and it looks like east Texans are all about segregation academies once again

I really should not drink Diet Coke anymore. But every once in awhile I need my potion

Sam Altman looks like a guy who’s like getting tortured by a lyre in the corner of a Hieronymus Bosch painting

i wrote about having long covid as a hypochondriac and why no one should ever go on reddit www.late-review.com/p/the-galler...

Grouper Christmas album

They are turning guys who voted for Rahm Emanuel twice into the Weather Underground

This happened to me in crusader kings once and then the Holy Roman Empire came in and killed me and my family