Nothing is funnier than stuff like this. Guys getting real shitty is so funny.

I made roasted carrots, Japanese sweet potatoes, and not a bit of protein for dinner. It was delicious.

lmao

Thanks setting off fireworks in my front yard and waking me from the best sleep of my life, ya hoosiers

productive day

Remember folks: if you have any small amount of artistic talent, any sex appeal, or can make your friends laugh, the richest man on earth is crying screaming throwing up because he can’t be you.

Really cookin over here

extremely good

how to get over a soul crushing crush? honey, my soul thrives on the crush.

"The secret of Nazism in practice, as Mein Kampf states time and again, is to do the most outrageously secret things quite openly. The Nazi success with this practice has been so great that there is nothing they will not dare." - Bella Fromm, Berlin, 3/20/1938

I am making little sentimental ornaments for my friend group who lost our dear friend in March and he had a few signature accessories. I think everyone should figure out what those are as grief insurance for loved ones. You better start wearing a scarf everywhere or some type of hair ribbon.

I’m sorry for calling me singing this song in my dining room while crafting, “a sexy holiday speak easy,”but we do have half a bottle of peppermint schnapps in the kitchen so I’d say we are close.

A double date? are you a fan of asmr? do we need the incessant mumble of men finding things to break a silence we find comforting?

trying to get it under control as my caveman ancestors yell STRONG WIFE STRONG WIFE and bang on skulls n shit

My dog runs full speed and slams his body into the back of the couch when he’s really excited. An extreme sports phenom? in my home!?

Indiana state house Republicans just approved a new 9-0 gerrymandered map ousting two US House Democrats, giving Republicans 100% of seats in state where Trump got 58% of vote

That's the very definition of a you problem, ya evil bitch

Print by contemporary Polish artist Laura Makabresku #WomensArt ❄️

listen I don't have any illusions about the United States military, what it does, or how many times this has happened before but the fact that they sat there for 41 minutes, watched two scared, human beings desperately struggling to stay alive, and then murdered them has fucked me up so deeply

Stop making me want Hell to be real

Me: (looking really hot and great and gesturing erratically towards the full moon) “SHE DID THIS TO ME!”

In a 6-3 decision, the Supreme Court ruled that the constitution is actually just one big paper bag test

nothing is cuter than being outside, admiring the moon, and catching a few other people doing the same. really makes you wanna yell, “What the hell is everybody else doing!? Get outside and look at the moon right now!”

Me and these over a decade old Stuart Weizman boots at the Gas Station Air Pump Ice Capades: Infinity out of ten Guy in work boots who was in line ahead of me and resisted filling my tires up as a treat, then slipped a little: negative two out of ten

My nail tech told me one time she loves how subtle my makeup is and now I don’t want to let her down ever. going to try zero mascara tonight, with a barely there red lip stain.

Something a lot better than Spotify wrapped would be a matriarchal village where you have to bring your most listened to songs to a council of hot and cool ladies and if they like it you get to stay for one more year.

comment under a video called "Fog Horn Sound Effect Awooga - 10 HOURS" @surfdaddy57 Wow. Takes me back. 1976 a blanket on the shore. Her name was Cheryl. We made love... Ran off with a stock car driver to California. Still think of her. Life can lead u crazy places. Miss u Cher. Thanks...

ICE agents arrested a Chinese father and his 6-year-old son, separating the two and sending the father to Orange County Jail while the whereabouts of the son remain unknown as of Tuesday morning. www.thecity.nyc/2025/12/02/i...

She shouldn't have to keep doing this by herself. She is supposedly a member of a political party and every single one of her *colleagues* should be BLASTING the fascist in chief. ALL OF THEM. Where is the solidarity???

This man could have been in prison by now but nooooo we have be subjected to hearing about his racist tirades as he sundowns.

“The National AIDS Memorial, through a partnership with the AIDS Quilt Touch team, presents all 50,000 panels of the AIDS Memorial Quilt in an interactive experience so people around the world can experience the beauty of the Quilt and witness the love and stories stitched into each panel.”

its men overestimating snowfall season. saying things like, “that’s gotta be three inches!” when it’s one half inch.

be the bitch doing something yourself that you want to see in the world

Flint. What they do to Black people they do to everyone And yes this too was part of Black Lives Matter It’s why they were terrified And now …

last day for leaves to be on my wall and look more on theme than insane

Dillon McDermott in Home for the Holidays is one of the handsomest men I’ve ever seen. I‘m not a blue eyes fan, but the way his hair is, the way he is kind of crazy and everything. It doesn’t hurt that Holly Hunter is perfect, when a man has good taste in women that‘s very attractive.

Die a ghoster or live to be the ghostee

I got out a heated throw yesterday. my dog loves it so much he’s sitting with it, waiting for someone to turn it on.

in an act of decadence I took a whole unisom and my magnesium supplement. I am ready to have dreams about doing mundane things with handsome men.

they all deserve bad food, the only thing that’s disappointing is that I’m sure Leavitt was proud of herself the entire time she made that dinner. meanwhile almost every good cook you know makes something incredible and can hardly ever be satisfied because they’re perfectionists.

the nicest thing that hallmark does is keep most of the actresses in full makeup at all times, I don’t need people looking fresh faced/makeup free but effortlessly beautiful.

watching a hallmark movie. the guy says, “I was really fascinated by the stock market as a kid.” The stock market is his passion, he‘a getting to know the lady and he‘a telling her to follow her dreams because he did and he is a stock broker. on that, ‘never work a day in your life,’ smug shit.

Seasonal reminder that the only way to get ahead of chapped lips is by drinking enough water and I’m sorry

the conservative traditional Christian values trope where women should be in charge of cooking, gendering a task that has nothing to do with gender, hurts everyone

this lady‘s acting is consistently annoying. will I watch her hallmark movies? Yeah. she’ll go from being pretty normal to putting on a completely different voice when she’s in scenes with male leads.

New Yorkers BLOCK ICE from leaving their parking garage ahead of a flopped mass raid attempt on Canal Street

imagine never asking women anything about themselves, thinking they’re supposed to be involved in all your interests while not knowing what they like doing and then complaining about how lonely you are and how hard it is to be a single man.