So hot the fireflies came inside

you can't like me back, it activates the curse

Past Lives …because of me messy crying at the ending.

Thinking about how my coworker awkwardly held the door open for me and I had to walk under his arm. i bet I made him feel very tall. is this life for small people? You can walk under people‘s arms? It felt so carefree

What would be funny would be if Spain won and Lamine Yamal ran up to Messi with a bucket and was like tables turned

taking it around the retirement community to show off the embarrassing license plate she accidentally got in the mail.

No one wants to hear it but tracking everyone in your life is pretty much the gateway drug to the Armageddon you’re so afraid of.

“Oh boy, looks like I’m gonna have to put all my eggs in the personality basket,” Charles Womack said

my wife always wants me to eat more vegetables. especially since they started carrying the diarrhea parasite

I need someone evil to be much hotter and interesting than the boring conservative blondes all the most boring left of center men guiltily say they can’t help finding to be, “so hot“ Like Skeletor, that’s a bad guy with charm, thats someone worth risking morals for

People whose entire diet is Doritos are staring at the rest of us from on high, saying that’s how they get you

Whole or half? I’ll take a whole but maybe stick a hair in the second half, let fate decide

This morning in Biddeford, Maine, a 26-year-old man said goodbye to his wife and daughter and left for work. Moments later he was dead, shot in the head by ICE agents, the second man ICE has killed in six days. ICE is killing our neighbors. ICE cannot be reformed. Abolish ICE.

The Great North is a great sleeping show, so is bobs burgers, so are 7 hour Hey Arnold! deep dives on YouTube

So Cute Gus

Going to worry myself into tummy issues by worrying about that parasite

i have accomplished a dream antiques purchase

Finishing The Bear today. Sydney destroys me, just rips my heart out of my chest.

I love Lake Michigan

hot girls read is like dudes rock but more cutesy. a hot girls read moment was definitely the day I passed a woman on the local hike and bike trail who was walking while holding an open copy of a court of thorns and roses at eye level.

I’m bringing lavender and lemon balm from my garden to share at the get together in a witch way, not in a homesteading way

I heard a cat meow on tv and my heart did that pull, my dog sensed it and got jealous and is pouting under the bed. Sorry man, cant help what I can’t help.

How can I feel more hydrated? Stop eating such salty snacks!? That can’t be right

I have no idea what the show severance is like and I am scared of it because I know it’s about a job. I want to feel this way about it, it makes me feel innocent.

Disappointed to learn that so many of my friends, avowed leftists and Democratic Socialists, have been having secret phone conversations with Mitch McConnell. Do better.

So anyone from an alcoholic household should be paid to vet candidates and they’ll do a better job than those dorks in the interview snorting, hawing and fiendishly panting over platner

my new move is asking hot guys "can I see your hand?" and then just holding it

“But the bigger problem is how much of the media of ‘the left’ is dominated by men who appear to have no understanding of sexual abuse or intimate partner violence, but do have a pretty hefty sexist streak that they either aren’t aware of or don’t care to remedy.” YES @juliedicaro.bsky.social

Tarana Burke still consistently supports survivors. Individually your role as a community member in this world is to uphold me too. so when someone is facing the moral dilemma of potential political party success or protection, justice and a better candidate? the choice feels less confusing.

I thought an owl sighting with the cure playing was pretty good but one flying over head on our night walk while babushka by Kate Bush plays just out camped Robert Smith

These white men aren't defending another white man. They are defending themselves.

i have been trying to unpack why the i told you so’s here feel so legitimate despite the horrific seriousness of the allegations. i think bc it’s so enraging that he was allowed to make it this far. that poor woman was forced to traumatize herself in public because pundits are too fucking stupid

Wannabe by the spice girls is 30 years old and knowing I got to experience it brand new at 10 feels so special. 💗

I wrote about the irony of Platner and his campaign trying to convince journalists, commentators and voters that they had outsmarted the trappings of traditional masculinity, only to come crashing down as a result of it:

Can’t stop thinking about those vows! Me sending my nerd kid off to school: “And don’t you dare let any jocks sit with you, they’ll use it in their wedding vows 20 years from now, they already tried taking your glasses off to make you the hottest girl in school as a joke/bet.“

I’m sorry this is so funny. objectively this is hilarious. who knows, this probably didn’t even happen during their vows but if it did I think it’s hilarious. so navel gazey.

22 minutes on the clock and a sad man on the couch. is this a good time to ask if he thinks the lemon juice I squeezed on my hair Saturday lightened it? Yes.

I just put my hand over my mouth, gasped, “oh my gawwwd!” then giggled And you did too.

a victim's statement is evidence.

no one has ever looked this good, ever

oh for the love of exhibit 39248320 why when someone has a Nazi tattoo, you don't need to wait and see what else is behind the tattoo!

I don’t agree with carving into trees but I can’t argue with the sentiment

This an official Vatican photograph of Leo at Lampedusa, Italy - one of the world’s heaviest migrant sites - where he went this morning to pray for migrants who died at sea. This is after turning down the offer to come to the United States.

We are babysitting this strange girl

I actually don’t care what the founding fathers would say about the present and I don’t think you should either

This is grifting. this is taking advantage of tender hearts and vulnerable people. I’m gonna be annoying and old about this type of stuff when I see it or hear it. Because first of all responding to someone who cares about you with, “omg you’re so in love and obsessed with me!” Is shitty