I have been looking forward to today to play the DLC for Doom: the Dark Ages and I hate, fucking hate, that the id team has been decimated on a day they should be celebrating and watching people play the fruits of their labor. Shame on Microsoft for such a cold and callous decision.

My year so far...

Biblically accurate Garfield

Can your depression have depression? Like depression of the anxiety of the depression?

My pitch for the next Star Wars trilogy 1. Set 80 years after the events of the original trilogy ( I guess like 50 after the sequel trilogy) 2. The new Jedi order is coming into its own with Rey being a central elder figure, but not the main leader. 3. Sith is gone, but there is a Vader cult Cont.

I have a feeling GTA6 is going to go down like Cyberpunk 2077 did in 2020. Not that it is going to be as bug filled, but it seems like it is big it is going to break somehow.

I need that beeg vampire lady from Resident Evil: Village to sit on me.

Sony you have 2 options: 1. Keep porting your games to PC 2. Keep making physical copies of games I don’t see them not doing both works out for them.

Post a random picture or else everything will go bad in July

I would rather eat my car than read/see another thing that starts with "We went to Donald Trump’s Great American State Fair"

Ernest Starts a Death Cult

“An escalator can never break down. It can only become stairs.” - Mitch Hedberg

What's it like inside your head?

Mysterious red clad figure spotted arriving at Taylor Swift and Travis Kelce's wedding.

Browsing video game memes

This was an insane night of movies.

Peter, put down the meth pipe and go home.

Is it just me or has the iPhone keyboard gone to shit again? I’m seeing far more random ass words popping up in my typing.

Who fucking cares about this? The guy is ripping us off, protecting pedophiles, has his army of thugs killing people in the streets, setting up concentration camps, dragged us into a pointless illegal war and also is a rapist.

The triple feature of Videodrome, A History of Violence and Godzilla (1954) is an compelling commentary of n what violence does to the psyche (Videodrome), to loved ones (A History of Violence) and to a whole population (Godzilla).

Celebrating the 250th anniversary of my pet quahog instead

How I’m heading into my 3-day weekend.

Starting off my 3-day weekend with a Cronenberg double feature:

Had to dig up a hard copy for this one.

What did I fuckin’ say!

Just a reminder:

SHE SAID THE THING!

My Criterion pile for the 50% off sale. Still have some others I want that weren’t in stock:

“Defies long-held tradition?” Bro, mother fucker is breaking the fucking law.

I always thought that the opinion that this was the last console generation was silly. The next one is going the be the last and Microsoft and Sony are going to kill it themselves.

Drop an image from your favourite film. 🖤

Yo, DNC, seemingly the people crave leaning further to the left with policies. But I highly doubt y’all are going to learn any lessons.

Whoever wrote this slop article for the NYT today is a bootlicking worm. I’m Queer, Not Gay. It Matters. Liberation Not Assimilation.

That dress makes Camilla look like she is secretly 3 kids trying to sneak into an R-rated movie.

I've played before similarly sized crowds. In shithole punk clubs. This... I just feel bad for the band. They could be in some run down punk club with no AC, no working toilet or urinals, and a good chance of being robbed when leaving, and they'd still get home feeling better than they will here.

I’m suddenly being reminded why I stopped using these fucking dating apps. God this shit sucks.

At least I had the honor of having my question read by Patrick Willems where I mention “piss-filter” to make up for how ass this day has been.

Much respect, love, and power to our trans friends and family. With regards to those Supreme Court justices coming down hard on those friends and family, I offer up the following sentiments of Kendrick Lamar:

And here is the big step back though.

“Let’s cut to Trump at the White House:”

I was getting down as yesterday was like 4 baby steps in the right direction but a giant step the wrong way. But this one is big.

the little groyper kids running the administration are spending hours a day getting grok to generate wink-wink-not-quite-nazi imagery and using it to rile up grandpa. trump likes fascist shit because he has no taste but this is basically the equivalent of tricking meemaw into posting minions porn

We are now halfway through 2026 and I’ve seen 28 movies. Let’s see where everything currently stands in the rankings:

This is the continuing Boomer bullshit of anything evil = Communism. But also, Trump doesn't really care. He just knows the people that will be ramped up by this talk sure as hell have not read Marx.

We are now halfway through 2026 and I’ve seen 28 movies. Let’s see where everything currently stands in the rankings:

Why do I get the feeling this is someone that is going to end up calling it “Woke garbage” and suddenly bemoan that they can’t get a refund?

Damn…I didn’t think Death Stranding 2 could still make me cry.