This guy just vibing while we tower over him.

Feel like shit just want him back

salma kayak: thread

My boss: so how's our fourth quarter looking? Me, the sales manager at the company that makes inflatable frog suits: well, you're never going to believe this, but

I’m surprised that there was never a horror parody of Myst titled Cyst.

I am going to an EDM festival. So, kind of.

“We arrested the girlfriend of the founder of Antifa-“ I call bullshit, Marion Ravenwood would never allow herself to get arrested!

#Halloween Movie Recommendations Day 41: Pink Floyd The Wall (1982) (not a horror movie, but certainly horrifying when you’re high) boxd.it/1Sxk

to me, this doesn’t look like Christopher Nolan talking to Tom Hardy, the actor, but instead the character Bane talking to Christopher Nolan

Holy shit, y'all!

I didn’t realize I could pick up Stephen Miller and put him in my pocket. No wonder the dude is perpetually seeking validation for being a big strong tough boy.

Tyra Banks Releases Hot Ice Cream https://theonion.com/tyra-banks-releases-hot-ice-cream/

Hey, COVID19 2: Hellbound just dropped.

Trump didn’t LOSE the Nobel Prize, he was never in the running

“the girlfriend of one of the founders of antifa”

Tron: Ares, don’t make me tap the Mangold sign:

Fuck. Fuck. Fuck. Motha motha fuck! Motha motha fuck fuck! Motha fuck! Motha fuck!

Fuck?

Tonight is a Halo night.

Can't help but think of @leahfromsd.bsky.social's critter.

Did they plan on their matching outfits or was it just coincidence?

#Halloween Movie Recommendations Day 40: Kiss Me Deadly (1955) boxd.it/1HHe

bluesky today

I think I’m less of a Star Wars fan and more of a Star Wars Explained fan these days.

Okay, I will stop talking about Tron: Ares after this, but I will say Jodie Turner-Smith owned in this movie. Easily the best performance and was able to elevate the rough writing.

My millennial ass seeing a cat in the wild:

It is really interesting seeing in real time whose financial advisors suckered them into investing in Sam Altman.

My problems with Tron: Ares have nothing to do with Jared Leto other than he probably shouldn’t be in movies or producing them.

The way I feel about Tron: Ares is very similar to how I felt after seeing Jurassic World: Fallen Kingdom. I don't know if I'll be able to sleep because I can’t believe how much they missed the mark on a sure thing.

My non-spoiler thoughts of Tron: Ares. Christ do I want to spoil this because I have thoughts.

Tron: Ares is the #Im14AndThisIsDeep subreddit of movies.

This dirtbag really out here talking about glassing dudes in frog costumes. Okay, freak.

He died doing what he loved: rollerblading into oncoming traffic.

My needs to be punished!

Coming around to the theory that they're Truman Showing him

I have never seen this option on movie theater seat before:

What you could’ve said was nothing, but whatever. Dig a deeper hole.

#Halloween Movie Recommendations Day 39: The Empty Man (2020) boxd.it/iIWS

Them freaking out so much about this is the fundamental psychological breakdown of the modern day GOP: 1. They don't want to rule, they want to be validated 2. In America, to be validated is to be recognized by our chief export: Entertainment.

Describe your Bluesky account in a single image.

Unserious thought of the day and not something I want, but… Wouldn’t it be funny if all this leads to Hunter Biden running for president and winning in 2028? Stupid, but funny.

One of these things is not like the other

I did a 180 on Avatar: Way of Water. I dig the blue water people movie now.

Finally feels like god damned Fall here

#Halloween Movie Recommendations Day 38: The Little Shop of Horrors (1986)