“You who wish to conquer pain you should learn what makes me kind.”

The tide is turning in the world. The authoritarians stuck in the 20th century may have won the past battles, but we may just win the war.

Iran Said

How I’m heading into my 3-day weekend.

The best part about my new computer mat is if I feel overwhelmed, Godzilla can hold my hand. Kinda.

Have we gone full circle now? He startedf a war with Iran to distract from the Epstein files, and now the war has been such a catastrophe that they're bringing the Epstein files back up to distract from it.

Either someone on her staff is about to drop a bombshell or some other whistle blower shit is about to happen because this is really REALLY fucking weird.

How I’m heading into my 3-day weekend.

If a woman is being accused of “bullying” in an organization 9 out of 10 times that means she sent emails too late at night all while a male employee throwing phones and farting on people. “Oh, that’s just Jim. Hehe, boys will be boys.”

I’m not afraid of dying. I’m only afraid of dying before Trump does. I’ll be damned if my whole life fits within his waste of an existence.

To all who celebrate

Ok, thanks, Space Chuck Schumer

I thought I was looking at a horrifying teleportation accident for a second.

Best Star Trek crew, wrong answers only. Could you imagine!?

Me: “I don’t want to do anything for my birthday.” Also me: “anyone want to come over, watch all 7 of the Puppet Master movies and take shots when the movie retcons its own canon?”

Sit on this and recite Theoden’s speech before the last ride of Rohan from Return of the King.

Had another “if you want to stop me you’re gonna have to FUCKING kill me!” day at work today.

I think I travel as much as I do to find that perfect bleed out spot.

Definitely coming back here when I unlock bombs.

Is there some lawsuit coming down the pipeline that we don't know about yet? Some company that used Copilot to make some big decision got fucked and is out for blood?

monochrome monday contribution

Be careful. I'm the load bearing weirdo at work.

Since it is Easter and her name is Rabbit I guess that makes today her birthday:

First new photo from the moon.

Me with a Time Machine: *goes back to when the first fish crawled out on to land and I pinch that fucker back into the sea* “We were not meant to know about the limits of intelligence, limits of morality, limits of life and fucking taxes, bro!”

Fuck me. Blade Runner 2049 hits way fucking harder now. Like, I think I appreciate it more than the first movie because it grabs me by the collar, points a finger in my face and goes:, “yeah, you’re a fucking sheep too. And not the electric kind androids dream of.”

I always appreciated how in Blade Runner all 4 of the replicants reacted to their deaths differently: Zhora: runs from it Leon: is stunned shock Pris: is kicking a screaming Batty: accepting

The ghost of Abraham Lincoln

(d. David Lynch, 2026)

“Cocaine was the Gatorade of Victorian England.”

If Disney wanted to win me over they would make more Great Mouse Detective movies. I mean, it wouldn’t be the same without Vincent Price though. The homoerotic undertones between him and Basil were legendary.

Lock in! We’re ordering bad Mexican food, drinking rum and watching BOTH Blade Runners on 4K!

Post a pic from one of your devices without explanation.

Was reminded by just how hard Sarah Schachner went on the Predator: Badlands score:

What we need is Macho Man Randy Savage to appear like Gandalf the White being all, “oh yeah! I come to you now, son, at the turn of the tide! The cream with RISE TO TOP against the forces of darkness!”

Welcome to #caturday, pukes.

What we need is Macho Man Randy Savage to appear like Gandalf the White being all, “oh yeah! I come to you now, son, at the turn of the tide! The cream with RISE TO TOP against the forces of darkness!”

columbo prophunt! columbo prophunt!!!!

The fuck am I doing now? I’m drunk.

*I get notification that litter robot completed a cycle* *cat jumps on to bed* “You done shidded?” Her:

LOST IN SPACE! Watching it now!

Happy 28th anniversary to Lost in Space (1998)!

it’s cause we don’t call it lent anymore

“FUCK SLEEP! PUSH THROUGH THE WALL!”

Maybe a better pitch would be each season would follow 2 characters: 1 in the past and the other dealing with the fallout. Season 1: young Ti’ana vs middle aged Gehn Season 2: older T’ana vs Middle aged Atrus Season 3: older Atrus vs Older Catherine Season 4: Sevedro vs teenage Yeesha