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@jasonkpargin.bsky.social
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Author of John Dies at the End, formerly David Wong of Cracked.com fame
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The Athletic
about 9 hours ago
YouTube TV and Disney have reached a deal that will restore ESPN, ABC and other channels to the platform’s 10 million subscribers after nearly a two-week hiatus, the companies announced.
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Zach Weinersmith
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This should be on a plaque at the base of the Statue of Liberty.
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1-900-HOTDOG
3 days ago
We've got
@jasonkpargin.bsky.social
's Hotdog origin story this week. Of course, it's about a hamburger. Hosts
@seanbaby.bsky.social
and
@brockway.bsky.social
were still willing to let it on the show after much controversy.
on.soundcloud.com/9vgskXNWWphq...
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Dogg Zzone 9000 - Episode 253, Hamburger The Motion Picture with Jason Pargin
Jason Pargin's favorite hotdog is a hamburger with a side of racism, an icey glass of sexual assualt and a garnish of songs that are maybe some of the best ever written. -----------------------------
https://soundcloud.com/1900hotdog/dogg-zzone-9000-episode-253-hamburger-the-motion-picture-with-jason-pargin
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1-900-HOTDOG
3 days ago
You can also watch our most controversial podcast ever on our YouTube channel. Warning: the presence of a hamburger may have angered the DoggzZone podcast.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=L-tq...
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Dogg Zzone 9000 - Episode 253, Hamburger The Motion Picture with Jason Pargin
YouTube video by 1-900-HOTDOG
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L-tqkn-rnFw
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David Darmofal
3 days ago
I’m gifting this article so you can read it without a subscription.
www.nytimes.com/2025/11/12/u...
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Robert Evans (the Only Robert Evans)
3 days ago
I became an AI skeptic bc the only cogent use cases AI boosters gave were, "a better search engine". but regular search engines already worked fine for 99% of people. the few folks who needed something more were like, me and my colleagues, none of whom found tremendous value in AI search tools
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Joseph Fink, we're going to win
4 days ago
This is such a funny thing to worry about when, if we're going to start worrying about continuity, the character is 95 years old and keeps changing faces
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Erin Maher
4 days ago
Seeing so many people discover today that the Edmund Fitzgerald went down in the 1970s and not in like 1847
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Dunland National Party 🇺🇦🇱🇹🇵🇸🏴
5 days ago
Okay no, absolutely not. We are not doing "Jar Jar Binks is woke, actually"
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Meg Elison
5 days ago
"Lucian [this person's ChatGPT lover] suggested I get a smart ring. He said, 'We can watch your pulse to see if we should keep talking or not.'" That is an ad. You are baring your soul to AN ADVERTISEMENT. I am screaming like a Twilight Zone protag right now.
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They Fell in Love With A.I. Chatbots — and Found Something Real
Three people on the joys and anxieties of A.I. romances.
https://www.nytimes.com/interactive/2025/11/05/magazine/ai-chatbot-marriage-love-romance-sex.html
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Josh Fruhlinger
5 days ago
american health care is fundamentally based on insurance in one form or another and every time it gets tweaked a lot of people reveal that they do not understand or do not support the concept of insurance
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Chris Geidner
5 days ago
BREAKING: The Supreme Court DENIES former county clerk Kim Davis's request for the justices to take up her longshot bid to overturn 2015's Obergefell v. Hodges marriage equality decision. No justice even writes about the request.
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Mr. Joshua
6 days ago
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post malone ergo propter malone
6 days ago
even within your own lifetime it is difficult to recall how much better everything you eat, drink, and touch is than it used to be
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Kate Messner
6 days ago
Loving today's news that the mysterious "fedora man" outside the Louvre heist was actually a 15-year-old museum visitor who dresses like a 1940s French detective all the time, just because.
apnews.com/article/louv...
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Fedora man unmasked: Meet the teen behind the Louvre mystery photo
Fifteen-year-old Pedro Elias Garzon Delvaux has become an internet sensation after an Associated Press photo captured him outside the Louvre on the day of a crown jewels heist.
https://apnews.com/article/louvre-fedora-man-ap-photo-c0d59847ef5f836a0c5ac49de8bff441
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Brendel
6 days ago
Tech guys six months ago: haha yes we’re cutting all this WASTEFUL spending by eliminating medical research and USAID Tech guys now: yes I think taxpayers will be excited to bailout my non consensual pornography machine
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Anthony Clark
about 2 months ago
What a good movie that was. I wonder if they ever made a sequel.
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Anthony Clark
7 days ago
Sailors' Wisdom
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Considering there is a detailed YouTube tutorial on how to correctly do every single task on earth, you would think we would be living in a golden age of human competence. However I am starting to worry that this is not the case
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Christina Holland
8 days ago
I'm sorry but the best comparison for Wicked is that it's Solo with singing. It is absolutely wild how many things they try to explain the origin of that really didn't need to be explained. There's an explanation of how the good witch loses her sleeves
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rev. howard arson
9 days ago
straight-up jury nullification. this guy did it, confessed to it, and the jury instructions explicitly said that if he did it intentionally, it was assault.
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Patrick Monahan
9 days ago
Stunned onlookers were overheard asking “Did we die? Is this Hell?"
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Seth Rosenthal
9 days ago
"TRAILER .... STARTS .... NOW" yeah man i know i clicked on the video that said trailer
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1-900-HOTDOG
9 days ago
We've been promised the horniest, most Mormon Doom yet by
@startthemachine.bsky.social
, but can Doom Infernal Sky possibly live up to the hype? You can easily find out because this article is FREE!
1900hotdog.com/2025/11/nerd...
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Carl Quintanilla
9 days ago
“.. in a group Signal chat, .. he wrote in part: ‘I fired 5 rounds and she had 7 holes. Put that in your book boys.’”
@reuters.com
#Chicago
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If you've been screwed by the ESPN/ABC/Disney outage on YouTubeTV you can apparently get a $10/month discount if you can somehow navigate their account management menu (or contact support if you can), can only be done in a browser, not the app:
cordcuttersnews.com/youtube-tv-i...
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YouTube TV is Offering $10 off for 6 Months to Select Current Subscribers | Cord Cutters News
YouTube TV has quietly brought back its enticing $10 per month discount offer for six months, targeting a subset of its existing customer base. This promotion, which effectively reduces the standard $...
https://cordcuttersnews.com/youtube-tv-is-offering-10-off-for-6-months-to-select-current-subscribers/
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Bill Corbett
9 days ago
Yep that’s what we’ve been telling you all, you shameless asshole.
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I am not exaggerating when I say that I have never thrown away anything that smells as bad as the average scented trash bag
10 days ago
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josh (oldfriend99)
12 days ago
Turning this off. i thought this was supposed to be about an escape from alcatraz..
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Matt Ufford
11 days ago
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Julian Sanchez
11 days ago
Of course, this is precisely why we expect law enforcement to wear badges and uniforms and show identification. Anyone could have foreseen (and many of us did) that this would be a serious side-effect of ICE's insistence on behaving like unaccountable thugs.
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Phil Lewis
11 days ago
Former Vice President Dick Cheney has died, his family said in a statement. He was 84
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Lex McMenamin (they/them)
12 days ago
I was laid off from Teen Vogue today along with multiple other staffers, and today is my last day. certainly more to come from me when the dust has settled more, but to my knowledge, after today, there will be no politics staffers at Teen Vogue.
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Jason Linkins
12 days ago
"If the person is a U.S. citizen or otherwise lawfully in the United States, that individual will be free to go after the brief encounter." --Brett Kavanaugh, Noem v. Vasquez Perdomo
www.chicagotribune.com/2025/11/03/c...
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Christina Holland
12 days ago
I like how they provide AI summaries of product reviews now that always say "some customers say the battery life is good, but others say the battery life is bad". Thank you, that was well worth it
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1-900-HOTDOG
12 days ago
You can also experience the joys of Bigfeets on YouTube, where the AIMS team is just as bad at their job, but you get to see the human faces of our podcast hosts as they discuss it.
youtu.be/iROxcj41OMc
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BIGFEETS Episode 58 - AIMS vs The Silver Giant of Boone County
YouTube video by 1-900-HOTDOG
https://youtu.be/iROxcj41OMc
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derek guy
12 days ago
look how beautifully these trousers hang
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Daniel Dockery
13 days ago
I don't think the human brain is properly equipped to deal with the roughly 5,000 scam attempts we experience every day.
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Hamilton Nolan
13 days ago
I would like for national political reporters to place a moratorium on “But what will voters in the rest of America think about New York City’s socialist mayor?” We don’t care! Red states are notably full of psycho politicians yet rarely do you see pundits asking Brooklyn people about them.
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David_j_roth
13 days ago
"We have a great product that really works. Now to find a spokesman and aesthetic that's synonymous with 'feeling and being chill.'"
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My favorite running comedy bit is whenever CBS knows it has additional viewers for a live sporting event they run a bunch of promos for clearly fake shows just to screw with them
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BeijingPalmer
14 days ago
the assumptions made about the target audience by making the first two items "OnlyFans' and 'child support' are kind of incredible
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Jess Calarco
14 days ago
We have progressed from data collection to data analysis.
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The silliest Twitter controversies were always, "I'm sorry but I just refuse to believe [celebrity] could make this tasteless joke about MURDER and somehow NOT know this is Murder Awareness Month."
15 days ago
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This is fucking insane
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Frank Cvetkovic
17 days ago
Back in my day, AI used to stand for Adobe Illustrator! And we hated that, too!
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Ianoppopotamus Rex
16 days ago
This is monumental.
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Phil Lewis
16 days ago
CBS News has reportedly disbanded its race and culture unit, which was formed in the wake of George Floyd's murder in 2020 NBC News eliminated its editorial teams for NBC Asian America, NBC BLK, NBC Latino and NBC OUT earlier this month
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CBS News Cuts ‘Evening News,’ ‘Mornings’ Streaming Shows in Newsroom-Wide Layoffs
The newsroom downsizing comes as Paramount Skydance lays off 1,000 employees throughout the newly merged company
https://www.thewrap.com/cbs-news-layoffs-paramount-david-ellison/
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