@seanbaby.bsky.social found even MORE Pac Mania, the follow up to Pac-Man's official joke book. It's tough to follow up a joke book based around a single character, which is probably why Pac-Man commits suicide in this one. 1900hotdog.com/2025/10/nerd...

I took a cross-country trip with the Dogg Zzone boys this week. We Learned At Every Turn about Native American magic, sexy Native American magicians, and the bizarre Native American fantasies of homeschooled children. I should probably delete that entire sentence and start over.

Oof. I think the thumbnail for this one pretty much...pretty much says it all. We've got an O.J. Simpson children's book that was published juuuuust shortly before O.J. Simpson's popularity suddenly, explicably, plummeted. Of course, @seanbaby.bsky.social found it. 1900hotdog.com/2025/09/lear...

So @michaelswaim.bsky.social continues his long tradition of putting a shocking amount of effort into joke analysis only to get reamed by algorithms. Watch his incredible movie-length video essay on Groundskeeper Willie, and help him ream back. www.youtube.com/watch?v=sLMc...

Final day of the @barnesandnoble.com pre-order sale! Thanks to everyone for the computer help, this is the image I meant to post all along. #BNPreorder #horrorbooks #fullleatherinafield

Just open the book, coward.

Local Jigsaw @seanbaby.bsky.social is making @brockway.bsky.social describe terrible games based on their terrible box art alone, and three of those boxes are rigged to explode! 1900hotdog.com/2025/08/team...

New @jamiekellyxxx.bsky.social jam dropped! Oh, I guess a new episode of our show is attached. Maybe that's some kind of mistake?

@seanbaby.bsky.social is covering a Don Diebel adjacent property, How To Talk To Women: A Guide For Tongue-Tied Men. Critics say it's the worst tragedy of 2001. 1900hotdog.com/2025/08/fuck...

"All humans are equipped with a brain, and within the brain is the mind." That's how Master Your Mind by Black Belt Magazine hall-of-famer Dominick Giacobbe begins. It's also most of the middle and also the end. @seanbaby.bsky.social can tell you more. 1900hotdog.com/2025/08/refl...

Ok, so this week's article is, it's like, you know Turbo Teen? The teen who turns into a car, right? Ok, so it's a video game strategy guide for a fictional game where you're a writer for Turbo Teen—something only 1900hotdog and @seanbaby.bsky.social could accomplish. 1900hotdog.com/2025/08/lear...

i wrote about a childhood favorite, the insanely Canadian Alligator Pie 1900hotdog.com/2025/07/lear...

Oh no, @seanbaby.bsky.social has found another terrible joke book. This one is full of sad truths about the comedian's life and jokes about computers! Sorry, I'm checking again, and it's mostly the sad truths. Sean will bring the jokes! 1900hotdog.com/2025/07/nerd...

We're welcoming @merrittk.com back for a second round of Dirtbag Jeopardy. She'll go head to head against @brockway.bsky.social to see who has the most dirtbag knowledge as judged by host and Gamemaster @seanbaby.bsky.social. on.soundcloud.com/u5uJ5Mqyh37L...

Watch @seemoreevil.bsky.social face a series of karmic punishments this week as he explores The Book Of Lives. He begins as a noble rock and fails all the way down to humanity. IT'S FREE! 1900hotdog.com/2025/07/nerd...

@seanbaby.bsky.social brings you 10,000 Things To Praise God For today. You're going to be surprised by how many of them are beans. We should all be really thankful for beans. 1900hotdog.com/2025/07/lear...

Do you have a favorite bombing of all time? There's a singing animatronic bear with a Twitter account who sure does, and @brockway.bsky.social wrote about him this week. It's FREE! No follow up questions please. 1900hotdog.com/2025/07/lear...

We've got an exciting new Jeopardy frame to entice and, some might say, lure you to our YouTube channel. Watch @merrittk.com and @brockway.bsky.social face off in Dirtbag Jeopardy with host @seanbaby.bsky.social. If you die in Dirtbag Jeopardy, you die in real Jeopardy. youtu.be/BTSCyF2p-jU

Man Comics! We've got authentic, fresh, Man Comics from @seanbaby.bsky.social ready to go. Explore the gunslinging world of Whoops Nebraska. Looks like the guns on the other foot now! 1900hotdog.com/2025/07/punc...

my new shirt for @1900hotdog.bsky.social is a real kick in the dick. 6 kicks in 6 dicks! Put it on for your next high class function

According to @seanbaby.bsky.social, we don't have a Prayer... If only that were true! Read all about it in this week's summoning! 🌭 1900hotdog.com/2025/07/lear...

It's that time of the month! PODCAST ROUND UP! June was brimming with cursed media & nitrate flavored goof'em'ups... Kinder-ninjas, odd cocktails, furry flavored despair, demons... so many demons, and lest we forget, knee high boots full of BIGFEETS! 1900hotdog.com/2025/06/podc...

It is time for @seanbaby.bsky.social to teach you about the man who will teach you how to fight off an entire biker bar full of hostile coasters and renegade silly straws. Five time blackbelt Jim "the perfect weapon" Tidwell: Saloon Samurai🌭 1900hotdog.com/2025/06/punc...

This is the best line read I've ever seen.

Dogg Zzone 9000 - Episode 234, The Infernal Dictionary Today we're going to help @seemoreevil.bsky.social become the world's next best selling author through cunning use of demonic favors! First we must choose the most helpful demon for our nefarious causes... Who could it possibly be?? We'll seeee

New column from me on the bizarre performance art that is "morning routine" videos from manosphere influencers and the unique madness of the modern age. The article is free and ad-free, on 1-900-HOTDOG: 1900hotdog.com/2025/06/upse...

I hardly ever open Facebook, so its algorithm has no idea what to show me. But every now and then, it lands a direct hit.

i'm sorry but it's time for part two of Otherverse America, a tabletop RPG that imagined: what if necrophiliac anti-abortion christian cyborgs battled pedophilic pro-choice wizards 1900hotdog.com/2025/06/nerd...

The VIDEO version of this week's episode of BIGFEETS, (featuring mind melting visual effects by world renowned SFX artist/billionaire hotel detective, @jamiekellyxxx.bsky.social ) youtu.be/lo0G1wg7NwA

Happy Pride Month! I wrote an appreciation piece about trans representation on an old Burt Reynolds sitcom. What did YOU do? Oh, take a fascist gas canister to the dome while protecting our democracy? That's good too. Point is, we're allllllllll doing our part 1900hotdog.com/2025/06/prid...

Finally something we can ALL agree on: dem tiddys. Entire books have been written about them! This week @seanbaby.bsky.social (the world's leading chestmancer & top most authority on all things bazoonga) will guide you through one of them! Perhaps the breast one ever. 1900hotdog.com/2025/06/fuck...

AMP episode 20 with special guest @seanbaby.bsky.social where we discuss the complexities of running a time police force. Listen wherever you get podcasts

Quick, everybody, get over here! @seanbaby.bsky.social is talking about Golden Age comic stuff! This time, he's taking a break from covering superheroes and doing regular fellers instead. Sometimes, they're purple fellers, but they are still so regular. 1900hotdog.com/2025/06/nerd...

You can also check out our animated podcast on YouTube, where @rustyshackles.bsky.social , @seanbaby.bsky.social , and @brockway.bsky.social will be discussing Furry bangers while dressed as spooky cartoon versions of themselves. youtu.be/HBccFi10L3o

What up, playas? Save yourself some mad cream and listen to the Auralnauts Movie Podcast. Enjoy @zakkoonce.bsky.social and @seanbaby.bsky.social dodge being Freejacked and get annoyed with Marky Mark instead.

@seanbaby.bsky.social has another book by noted karate maniac Eddie Vuittonet for us! This time, it's about a highway he doesn't like. Men can be so dramatic. Check it out for yourself because this one is FREE! 1900hotdog.com/2025/05/lear...

today at @1900hotdog.bsky.social i wrote about, uh. well. it's hard to explain 1900hotdog.com/2025/05/fuck...

Once in a while, @seanbaby.bsky.social and @brockway.bsky.social team up to produce an article that is so terrifying it must involve puppets somehow. This time, Sean is making Brockway play a little game called Ventriloquist Dream Date! Mr. Feet and Mr. Feet await you. 1900hotdog.com/2025/05/team...

Every website needs one writer willing to do the important hard-hitting journalism that takes years of research and fact-checking. For us, that writer is @seanbaby.bsky.social. We will be nominating his article on How To Masturbation In 40 Ways for a Pulitzer. 1900hotdog.com/2025/05/fuck...

Space Clerk: Cassian who? Cassian: Just Cassian. Space Clerk: Buddy, I need to put something. What do you do? Cassian: I'm a pilot and/or a soldier. Space Clerk: You're a pilot -WHAT- a soldier? ROUSING JOHN WILLIAMS SCORE PLAYS

@dhm.bsky.social joins @brockway.bsky.social and @seanbaby.bsky.social in the DoggzZone today to discuss a Sylvester Stallone adjacent women's wrestling show. Is it some sort of grift? Yes. Does Sylvester Stallone actually know about it? Maybe! on.soundcloud.com/JRzJXrCgF2mN...

Are you ready to learn about the importance of learning? Chrysler Cars will teach you why you should learn, with a little help from professor @seanbaby.bsky.social , Pat Randall, and Black Enterprise Magazine, of course. 1900hotdog.com/2025/05/lear...

Wizards and Satan are using Yoga and Karate to trick you into betraying God. Finally, someone is brave enough to expose the dangers behind both yoga and martial arts. Onward, inflexible soldiers. @seanbaby.bsky.social is spreading the good word. 1900hotdog.com/2025/04/punc...

It's the sequel to the The Fart Video you've all been waiting for. @seanbaby.bsky.social presents: Boobs. It's FREE! Can you believe the man who wrote The Fart Video is a prolific comedy writer? Also he hates lumpy boobs. 1900hotdog.com/2025/04/upse...

You really need the full context.

It’s here, it’s finally here!

@seanbaby.bsky.social and @brockway.bsky.social are teaming up on an insane artifact that no one man could handle alone. It's a cereal box comic about Mickey and Goofy trying a little speed. Those scamps! 1900hotdog.com/2025/04/team...

Look out! The Rogue Team is back again for part 2 on this week's episode of Bigfeets! Can @seanbaby.bsky.social , @brockway.bsky.social , and @jasonkpargin.bsky.social handle it? Yeah, it's probably going to be fine. on.soundcloud.com/QDxFwMcwVNnS...

I am the world champion of life.

Have you ever gotten an email from your boss titled "The Fart Video." We here at 1900hotdog have, and I can't tell you how relieved we were to find it was just another delightful @seanbaby.bsky.social quiz about The Fart Video. Here, see for yourself. 1900hotdog.com/2025/04/lear...