It's the @seanbaby.bsky.social/Whoopi Goldberg/ Haunted Doll collab you've all been asking for today! 1900hotdog.com/2026/01/upse...

We're all going to jail! That must mean @brockway.bsky.social's book is on the shelves at your local bookstore. We've got a FREE peek behind the scenes of I Will Kill Your Imaginary Friend For $200 today. 1900hotdog.com/2026/01/refl...

Dan McQuade, 1983–2026: defector.com/dan-mcquade-...

Brockway’s book is out! Like right now! Buying it is the only way to keep our website’s entire staff from going to prison!

Oh good! @seanbaby.bsky.social found a 60-minute VHS tape about a ten-minute face workout. This is exactly what we all need today. 1900hotdog.com/2026/01/lear...

The next book in the John Dies at the End series is UP FOR PREORDER NOW, in all formats, at all retailers, including SIGNED EDITIONS. There Are No Giant Crabs in this Novel: A Novel of Giant Crabs: Signed hardcovers: parnassusbooks.net/giantcrabs All other formats: bit.ly/crabscrabscr...

@seanbaby.bsky.social presents for the approval of the Hotdog society: A cute little book about pet names! I'm sure it'll be adorable and completely devoid of Hitler mentions. 1900hotdog.com/2026/01/lear...

i wrote about burger madness

A lot of erotic bigfoot insanity in this episode, so it's a shame it will probably always be remembered as "the one where Brockway accidentally got high on dog medication."

@merrittk.com introduces us to the Hot Dog Matrix of Cartoon Cash-ins today, and where the Little Shop Of Horrors cartoon belongs in it. It's FREE! 1900hotdog.com/2026/01/nerd...

My Jan. 6 gift to you:

Start your new year off with the best of @seanbaby.bsky.social and @brockway.bsky.social's Teamworking days! 1900hotdog.com/2026/01/best...

My pals and employers @brockway.bsky.social and @seanbaby.bsky.social have graciously unlocked some of my 2025 columns for non-Patrons! If you like your comedy written instead of spoken and swinging WILDLY between sex-negative and sex-positive, hey, urine luck.

Best of @alexschmidty.bsky.social today! All FREE! 1900hotdog.com/2025/12/best...

Our podcast roundup with incredible Christmas art by @katzatstudios.com is now live! Check it out for the artwork alone. 1900hotdog.com/2025/12/podc...

Man comics, Turbo Teen, and Denis Miller. It must finally be time for the best of @seanbaby.bsky.social. 1900hotdog.com/2025/12/best...

Merry Christmas from the best of @brockway.bsky.social. 1900hotdog.com/2025/12/best...

Forgot to tag myself in this post and frankly how dare I. Check out my best of!

Today @seanbaby.bsky.social presents: The Time Rambo Saved Christmas. It's radical and he barely changed a thing. We promise! 1900hotdog.com/2025/12/punc...

@mikedrucker.bsky.social got a games advent calendar so you can watch him check out all the cool games and, oh, oh no. I'm being told the games suck. This is terrible, we have ruined Christmas. I apologize. 1900hotdog.com/2025/12/nerd...

Finally, some timely holiday content for the algorithm. This is really going to put 1900Hotdog on the trending topics list. It's @seanbaby.bsky.social's take on Halloween and Satanism. 1900hotdog.com/2025/12/upse...

@seanbaby.bsky.social becomes a butt sniffing historian today as he covers Ally McBeal's history of sniffing butts. It's the kind of thoughtful, thorough, deep dive about butt sniffing you could only find on 1900hotdog.com. 1900hotdog.com/2025/12/fuck...

I’m on the @1900hotdog.bsky.social podcast this week talking about the Yo-Yo Man (Tommy Smothers), the Yo Master (who forgot about National Yo-Yo Day three years after inventing it), and how I still can’t yo-yo (my wife insists I should keep trying). youtu.be/R93cS4ghGzQ?...

@katzatstudios.com has created an entire hotdog trading card game for this months podcast round up. Fear the Blood Pitcher Homunculus, collect a rare Piercing Himbo, or play your Seanbaby card even though it’s way over powered. 1900hotdog.com/2025/11/podc...

Don’t forget you can give the gift of Hotdog this holiday season! You can package it up with some ketchup and mustard. No one can stop you! 1900hotdog.com/2025/11/hot-...

@seanbaby.bsky.social is pretty mad at some A-Team Action Activity books, and he's not afraid to tell you about it. 1900hotdog.com/2025/11/lear...

I wrote about the fascinating ways people are using OF as a side hustle, including a guy who got famous on TikTok by working on his farm while having a huge penis. WARNING: We have censored the adult material but we can only censor it so much, so view in private: www.patreon.com/posts/fuckin...

New column from me on why interstellar space travel will never, ever be a thing, and how it's kind of weird that they keep telling us otherwise: jasonpargin.substack.com/p/interstell...

@seanbaby.bsky.social found a children's book called The Little Republican. It explains Republican ideals to kids. Things like helping the poor is bad, actually, and we should feed children green oven mitts. 1900hotdog.com/2025/11/lear...

New favorite article of all time just dropped. It's FREE and I WILL be taking questions so ask away.

It seems like @seanbaby.bsky.social had a lot of fun writing his article this week, which makes me a little CONCERNED. He's taking us through the Kickzone franchise in chronological viewing order. My favorite is obviously number 8 Kick7one: Lady Kickzone. 1900hotdog.com/2025/11/punc...

As our traditional Halloween gift to you, here's a @brockway.bsky.social and @seanbaby.bsky.social Teamworking Day. It's about a series of YouTube music videos where a man gets dumped across spacetime. 1900hotdog.com/2025/10/team...

This months podcast roundup is up. I got a kick ass header image now. Go to the @1900hotdog.bsky.social patreon or website to check it out. www.patreon.com/posts/podcas... it's free!

Can you embrace your partner's freak too much? @seanbaby.bsky.social explores this question and so many more in his article about the VHS tape Intimate Secrets Of Sex And Spirit. 1900hotdog.com/2025/10/fuck...

Screw it, let's get this party started.

@seanbaby.bsky.social brings us some Trailer Court Justice today. It's a scripted comedy court show with actors but without jokes. 1900hotdog.com/2025/10/upse...

@seanbaby.bsky.social found even MORE Pac Mania, the follow up to Pac-Man's official joke book. It's tough to follow up a joke book based around a single character, which is probably why Pac-Man commits suicide in this one. 1900hotdog.com/2025/10/nerd...

I took a cross-country trip with the Dogg Zzone boys this week. We Learned At Every Turn about Native American magic, sexy Native American magicians, and the bizarre Native American fantasies of homeschooled children. I should probably delete that entire sentence and start over.

Oof. I think the thumbnail for this one pretty much...pretty much says it all. We've got an O.J. Simpson children's book that was published juuuuust shortly before O.J. Simpson's popularity suddenly, explicably, plummeted. Of course, @seanbaby.bsky.social found it. 1900hotdog.com/2025/09/lear...

So @michaelswaim.bsky.social continues his long tradition of putting a shocking amount of effort into joke analysis only to get reamed by algorithms. Watch his incredible movie-length video essay on Groundskeeper Willie, and help him ream back. www.youtube.com/watch?v=sLMc...

Final day of the @barnesandnoble.com pre-order sale! Thanks to everyone for the computer help, this is the image I meant to post all along. #BNPreorder #horrorbooks #fullleatherinafield

Just open the book, coward.

Local Jigsaw @seanbaby.bsky.social is making @brockway.bsky.social describe terrible games based on their terrible box art alone, and three of those boxes are rigged to explode! 1900hotdog.com/2025/08/team...

New @jamiekellyxxx.bsky.social jam dropped! Oh, I guess a new episode of our show is attached. Maybe that's some kind of mistake?

@seanbaby.bsky.social is covering a Don Diebel adjacent property, How To Talk To Women: A Guide For Tongue-Tied Men. Critics say it's the worst tragedy of 2001. 1900hotdog.com/2025/08/fuck...

"All humans are equipped with a brain, and within the brain is the mind." That's how Master Your Mind by Black Belt Magazine hall-of-famer Dominick Giacobbe begins. It's also most of the middle and also the end. @seanbaby.bsky.social can tell you more. 1900hotdog.com/2025/08/refl...

Ok, so this week's article is, it's like, you know Turbo Teen? The teen who turns into a car, right? Ok, so it's a video game strategy guide for a fictional game where you're a writer for Turbo Teen—something only 1900hotdog and @seanbaby.bsky.social could accomplish. 1900hotdog.com/2025/08/lear...

i wrote about a childhood favorite, the insanely Canadian Alligator Pie 1900hotdog.com/2025/07/lear...

Oh no, @seanbaby.bsky.social has found another terrible joke book. This one is full of sad truths about the comedian's life and jokes about computers! Sorry, I'm checking again, and it's mostly the sad truths. Sean will bring the jokes! 1900hotdog.com/2025/07/nerd...

We're welcoming @merrittk.com back for a second round of Dirtbag Jeopardy. She'll go head to head against @brockway.bsky.social to see who has the most dirtbag knowledge as judged by host and Gamemaster @seanbaby.bsky.social. on.soundcloud.com/u5uJ5Mqyh37L...