Getting that uranium enriched happy meal

Felt like doing some shape exercises today, just unrelated shapes and colors that make me happy. It is called "Hope"

Iykyk

Wild how so many people online just default to rage and fury rather than taking like three seconds to breathe.

It's that time of the month. that's right, I'm talking full menillustration! I don't think that line worked how I'd hoped it would. But this month on @1900hotdog.bsky.social I drew sexy cowboy pinups and such. Oh. Why did I draw that? Because I've been watching a Canadian ranch drama. Enjoy! Ok bye.

omg its him

They made me a woim

this wrestler's finisher is gonna be the "This Better Not Awaken Anything In Me"

when doing sketching - i usually do something I call BonesMeatPotatoes. loose bones, anatomy meats, then potatoes is the finished pencil roughs

Sam Kieth has passed. There are so many great comics creators I love, but Sam is on my Mount Rushmore. The Maxx was a revelation when I first read it. What a sad loss. What a great creator. I will miss your light in this world intensely.

@seanbaby.bsky.social really wants you to see this incredibly horny Fantastic Four cartoon from 1994. It's filthy. Here's the link! 1900hotdog.com/2026/03/fuck...

Oh God I'm crashing out from all the fame

Buy brockways book so he can upgrade his prison computer

Vampire Crawlers is ready and it's coming... on April 21st 2026 😏🍷 more cards, more places to crawl & more hours to say goodbye to! get ready to experience TurboTurn in all of it's glory 😈 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jaAEKYGnxrA

so @nathantz.bsky.social has been showing us some incredibly powerful cursed images he is drawing on the 1900hotdog patreon. They are incredible works of art, and I'd love to share but protocol dictates that curses be contained. so become a hotdog patron and join the discord.

Hallmark+ has seasons 1-4 of remington steele

@merrittk.com once again finds herself in the position of having to explain some CanCon-ass shit in today's article. It's Kid Safe, a child safety video with gin and monsters, and it's FREE! 1900hotdog.com/2026/03/lear...

I can't believe Hackers won best film for the 31st year in a row. I mean I can, obviously, but like still. An incredible feat.

Can this be a solution?

I think I cracked the code on what order to best put my dogs if they were ever in a human centipede type situation.

Had this pop back up in my brain earlier. If you haven't, read @youknowlydia.bsky.social guinea pig pride and prejudice post on 1900hotdog. and if you have, read it again! It's free and it is DELIGHTFUL 1900hotdog.com/2026/02/fuck...

100% accurate holy shit how

when the adderall is leaving my system but I still have an hour of work left to knock out

New Mandela Effect just dropped: I used to be happy???

hell yeah

Son, when I was your age, apples were as big as watermelons, they were green on the outside, and when you cut ‘em open, they were red and juicy inside and tasted like watermelon

Genuinely, a love letter to what the internet once was, and what a small cadre of dedicated lunatics are ensuring their tiny corner of the internet still is. A paean to just doing your own shit, not what best serves The Algorithm. A lesson to us all.

@seanbaby.bsky.social reflects on a joyous six years of 1900hotdog! What better way to celebrate than an article about an extra in the movie The Internship, but it's also so much more, and it's FREE! 1900hotdog.com/2026/03/refl...

In the current internet landscape, 6 years means that 1-900-HOTDOG qualifies as an "elder internet statesman". Which is fucking stupid. And amazing. And stupid. And pizza. And I want it stick around. Sign up for more.

SIX YEARS OF HOTDOOOOOOG!!!!

Sounds like a jabroni with too much free time

hmmmm

Found a weird easter egg

And the world got a little bit brighter

Another month in the ZZONE baby!! This month everyone was sexy vampires. I got your twilights, I got your lost boys, your Lazlos, your near darks, your BLADEs, your Lestats. I got 'em all babyyyyyyyyy. Thank you as always to @1900hotdog.bsky.social for letting me draw dumb stuff every month! ok bye

this fuckin guy

Gonna do a heckin warcime

ALT+0151

Stardew valley marriage candidates getting added in 1.7, I'm hoping for the train that comes through, and that possum that shows up at like 1AM.

Pronouns are colonialism just fyi.

WE'RE LIVE PAL (on ios)!!!!! Eras of Wrestling, the wrestling management simulation game i drew EVERY SINGLE WRESTLER for is now available for download! apps.apple.com/us/app/eras-...

Also graham cracker companies have the perfect opportunity to rebrand as gooner biscuits or something

that face when you start three weeks of a project over because you realize you hate the end result of the style you were trying

We've got a new item in the hotdog vault! The Micro-Rib Women's Tank Top for ladies, men with great shoulders and abs they want to show off, and everyone in-between. 1900hotdog.com/2026/02/hot-...

It’s a good thing that Urkel episode where he makes a machine to turn him from an annoying unpleasant man to smooth cool Stefan Urquelle didn’t air today or tech guys would spend 10 trillion dollars trying to make it for real