I love reading my old articles and remembering the horrors I have witnessed.

Forgot to tag myself in this post and frankly how dare I. Check out my best of!

My husband revealed to me tonight that he “Never heard the song Pony by Genuine until he met me.” Should I break up with him?

I’m on Hypecast! My podcast secret is every episode I do I get more comfortable with the hosts and am therefor a better guest. So this appearance will be better than my last one and worse than the next one!

Congratulations to the new owners of TikTok, Hoggish Greedly, Dr. Blight, Looten Plunder, and Zarm. I'm sure great things are on the horizon for America's new favorite platform.

BIG news Hotdog people! We've been gifted a Supreme membership to the site, something we didn't even know could happen, so we're turning around and gifting it right back to one of you! Share a link to your favorite Hotdog article, tag us, and one of you will win a FREE month as a Supreme!

I did it! I wrote about hunks again. It's FREE. Thank you for your attention to this matter.

“Die Hard is my favorite Christmas movie.” Yeah well mines Jumanji you friggin normy.

Just saying, I'll do a book cover illustration for $200. www.shaenon.com

I don’t want the Panda Express. Give me the Panda slowly.

I know this is crazy but I don't think any medication should cost $50,000 for two doses even if it is covered by insurance. I know, I know, I'm a radical.

I wished for a white Christmas and a monkeys paw curled.

Legit amazing stuff. And a great, great example of how “I have a dark, somewhat twisted sense of humor that’s not for everybody” does not have to mean “I lash out at powerless people and congratulate myself for my edginess.”

I’m writing another article within the Hallmark universe this week, tentatively titled Tyler Hynes, Ok I Get Now.

Today I learned that the Buffalo Bills exists and sometimes sacrifice their fans to a pit in an attempt to win games and smash babies into card tables for fun. Go Bills.

You’ll never take my big ball of lard away from me you bastards.

When I was in my early 20’s I got a sous vide in a family gift exchange and impulsively named it Pissboy because I thought naming it was stupid. It is the bit that keeps on giving.

Relive my trauma with me.

The wigs on Stranger Things season 5 are our greatest national tragedy. 50 million per episode and those are the wigs? Honey, somebody was embezzling. Look into it.

@youknowlydia.bsky.social goes to war with General Hospital. Can she outsmart the General Hospital Trivia Book before it's too late... to return the book to the library? The stakes are low. It's the holidays, we know it's a stressful time for everyone. 1900hotdog.com/2025/11/lear...

@youknowlydia.bsky.social is writing about The Kool-Aid Man again. Uh oh/Oh Yeah. What adventures will he get up to this time, and will they involve his stepsister? No, pervert, why would you ask that? 1900hotdog.com/2025/11/nerd...

Holiday tip: Trader Joe’s has bacon wrapped scallop “appetizers” but no one can stop you from eating five of them for lunch.

Less than a week left on this!

New favorite article of all time just dropped. It's FREE and I WILL be taking questions so ask away.

Goddamn I love my job. Can't WAIT for everyone to read my longest ever Hotdog article debuting Monday. Get hyped!

Preparing to be a very brave girl and get my first infusion of medication for my Crohn's.

All’s Fair is a terrible show and if it’s taken away from me after one season I will RIOT.

Daily routine: wake up Make coffee Do yoga Take a bath Eat snack Do hair And I’m ready to start my Day! It’s 1:30 PM.

Wild to me that in every article about the harassment allegations between David Harbour and Milly Bobby Brown they always specify that it was just regular bullying. Nothing sexual about it! Ok, so the bar is in hell then?

When you work for a website that truly understands your art.

Dealing with insurance is like: Your medication is approved! Just kidding no it’s not. Um, why haven’t you picked up the medicine? Come get it right now. Why are you trying to get this it’s not approved? I know you don’t need this medicine for 2 months but come get it now or else. 🫣

Ok, this is clearly a trap.

Give me your most trash scarf opinions! I can take it.

Got a spooky one for you!

Guess who I’m going to be for Halloween.

Thank you creator assistant I think I will encourage my audience to do crimes.

Zak is so funny you should subscribe to his new channel!

"I know this article may be upsetting to some of our fans who have written to us complaining that their penis has grown far too large after continuous reading of 1900hotdog.com. We're hard at work inventing a revolutionary program that will allow you to smush your penis smaller." 🤞

My favorite movie when I was around 8-12 was The First Wives Club. I’ve probably seen it more than any other movie and I think it had a profound effect on me. It’s why I’m a strong believer in grudges, revenge, and female friends. RIP Diane Keaton! One of the greats!

Guess who doesn't have to have part of her intestines cut out! Yay what a good Friday. Time to not worrying about having less intestines and write some dick jokes.

People often ask me “are you ok with Brockway using you as a human shield to sell his books? To which I respond, “wait, what is he doing?” Anyway here’s a link to preorder his book! bookshop.org/p/books/i-wi...

@youknowlydia.bsky.social wrote about ice cream's Superhero this week! It's Captain Carvel. He only saves ice cream. Please don't ask about how he treats children. 1900hotdog.com/2025/10/nerd...

Made a playlist of Halloween songs that aren’t in typical rotation if anyone is interested!

There should be an acclaimed carpenter named John Director to balance things out.

If the Internet requires me to spin around my artwork like I’m a game show assistant, then I’m dressing up for the occasion! Bro Sketch with Gold Curtain is part of the 2025 Bemis Benefit Auction. e.givesmart.com/events/IQt/i... #wheresmymedici #brodalisque #paintingreveal #artauction #art

That’s right. I will actually dance fight! I’m not afraid!

"the menswear guy isn't fair and balanced." do you even hear yourself? "fork lady is eroding public confidence." "ladder baby is undermining the credibility of the field." "lemon raccoon is acting without transparency or accountability." that's what you sound like.

If you're someone who listens to LoFi while you work but hate how much it utilizes AI, I recently found a YouTube channel with real human made LoFi and not too many commercials. It's great! www.youtube.com/watch?v=vKy3...

You gotta widen those pumpkins. Nobody wants a diminutive squash.

Bummer no rapture? Or like what is the time zone for that? They never tell you what time zone the rapture is in.