Preparing to be a very brave girl and get my first infusion of medication for my Crohn's.

All’s Fair is a terrible show and if it’s taken away from me after one season I will RIOT.

Daily routine: wake up Make coffee Do yoga Take a bath Eat snack Do hair And I’m ready to start my Day! It’s 1:30 PM.

Wild to me that in every article about the harassment allegations between David Harbour and Milly Bobby Brown they always specify that it was just regular bullying. Nothing sexual about it! Ok, so the bar is in hell then?

When you work for a website that truly understands your art.

Dealing with insurance is like: Your medication is approved! Just kidding no it’s not. Um, why haven’t you picked up the medicine? Come get it right now. Why are you trying to get this it’s not approved? I know you don’t need this medicine for 2 months but come get it now or else. 🫣

Ok, this is clearly a trap.

Give me your most trash scarf opinions! I can take it.

Got a spooky one for you!

Guess who I’m going to be for Halloween.

Thank you creator assistant I think I will encourage my audience to do crimes.

Zak is so funny you should subscribe to his new channel!

"I know this article may be upsetting to some of our fans who have written to us complaining that their penis has grown far too large after continuous reading of 1900hotdog.com. We're hard at work inventing a revolutionary program that will allow you to smush your penis smaller." 🤞

My favorite movie when I was around 8-12 was The First Wives Club. I’ve probably seen it more than any other movie and I think it had a profound effect on me. It’s why I’m a strong believer in grudges, revenge, and female friends. RIP Diane Keaton! One of the greats!

Guess who doesn't have to have part of her intestines cut out! Yay what a good Friday. Time to not worrying about having less intestines and write some dick jokes.

People often ask me “are you ok with Brockway using you as a human shield to sell his books? To which I respond, “wait, what is he doing?” Anyway here’s a link to preorder his book! bookshop.org/p/books/i-wi...

@youknowlydia.bsky.social wrote about ice cream's Superhero this week! It's Captain Carvel. He only saves ice cream. Please don't ask about how he treats children. 1900hotdog.com/2025/10/nerd...

Made a playlist of Halloween songs that aren’t in typical rotation if anyone is interested!

There should be an acclaimed carpenter named John Director to balance things out.

If the Internet requires me to spin around my artwork like I’m a game show assistant, then I’m dressing up for the occasion! Bro Sketch with Gold Curtain is part of the 2025 Bemis Benefit Auction. e.givesmart.com/events/IQt/i... #wheresmymedici #brodalisque #paintingreveal #artauction #art

That’s right. I will actually dance fight! I’m not afraid!

"the menswear guy isn't fair and balanced." do you even hear yourself? "fork lady is eroding public confidence." "ladder baby is undermining the credibility of the field." "lemon raccoon is acting without transparency or accountability." that's what you sound like.

If you're someone who listens to LoFi while you work but hate how much it utilizes AI, I recently found a YouTube channel with real human made LoFi and not too many commercials. It's great! www.youtube.com/watch?v=vKy3...

You gotta widen those pumpkins. Nobody wants a diminutive squash.

Bummer no rapture? Or like what is the time zone for that? They never tell you what time zone the rapture is in.

Oh my bad I guess it can do the same things as human doctors

Ah yes the cure for autism is more women suffering. I knew it!

I too think we should stop "demonizing ICE" by showing photos and video of the demonic things they are doing.

Come see Lydia's cursed media origin story, I'm still not fully convinced it exists.

Is there any product available today that doesn't come with a coupon for Hello Fresh? Everything I purchase is haunted by the begging specter of Hello Fresh.

Let me just get ahead of this now. Yes, I grew up in a mysterious village. No, I will never truly escape. This is my story:

Me carrying two enormous tomes full of doll pictures into the house: Sorry babe, it's for work.

This is a tweet for huge nerds only: Sub Rosa was better than that Strange New Worlds finale. Holy shit. WTH did I just watch?

Join me fellow hunters!

What? We hired a man who bankrupted a casino to run our country and now the economy is worse? Wild.

Day 2 of the @barnesandnoble.com pre-order sale! Only one day left, you better hurry. Also if anyone good at Photoshop could tell me what button I'm hitting that keeps putting these unrelated background images in there, I'd appreciate it. www.barnesandnoble.com/w/i-will-kil...

Can't stop won't stop! Unless you ask politely. I'm sorry was I bothering you?

My favorite part of the internet is the part where I ask people about the things they love and they tell me and then I have all these great new things to watch, or eat, or listen to. Anyway, this is just my way of saying THANK YOU TO WHOEVER RECOMMENDED THE VAMPIRE DIARIES TO ME!!!

I'm really on one this week.

I will never clap for fourteen minutes for anything. If you land a distressed airplane I’m in you’re getting like two minutes out of me at best. I only have a tiny amount of ovation available. Sorry Cannes film festival!

This review is all of my exact thoughts about how Chris Columbus RUINED this movie. SECOND WORST CHRIS COLUMBUS OF ALL TIME!!!

They RUINED The Thursday Murder Club. 😡

Idk I think the pythons might do a better job running it. Give them a shot.

I’m just a white girl standing in an Asian grocery store, holding the biggest bottle of mayonnaise they sell.

Archie comics made Superheroes once, and sometimes they made them twice, immediately after the first origin story creeped everyone out. @youknowlydia.bsky.social covered Archie Comics The Fly this week. 1900hotdog.com/2025/08/nerd...

The Chicago Botanic Gardens is the most beautiful place on earth and you should go there!

On our video podcast this week @brockway.bsky.social, @seanbaby.bsky.social, and @youknowlydia.bsky.social will be talking about Zorann: Star Warrior just like on the audio podcast, but on YouTube, the third word of every sentence is the key to a riddle. youtu.be/lbrW9ZJNGkg

@seanbaby.bsky.social, @brockway.bsky.social, and @youknowlydia.bsky.social welcome you to the DoggzZone this week with a fresh issue of Zorann: Star Warrior. Sorry, the only issue of Zorann: Star Warrior because it was canceled by its own creator immediately. on.soundcloud.com/Gg5euoxz56PF...

I’m so excited to be a guest on the United States Of A Movie podcast this week. We watched Ernest Goes To Camp and Rhinestone. Two movies that the state of Tennessee deserves. m.youtube.com/watch?v=t6nT...

It's the classic tale of girl meets boy, who is the Kool-Aid Man, and also her stepbrother. All of your burning questions about the Kool-Aid Man's penis will be ANSWERED TODAY. @youknowlydia.bsky.social has the scoop.