It makes me sad when people say everyone in the media industry is in a satanic cult because I feel like all of my friends are hanging out without me.

It's been really lovely reading all the tributes to Dan. Many people have asked if they can contribute to support his wife and son. You can do so here: everloved.com/life-of/dan-...

I did it because I’m not a coward!

Proud to announce that 4 Tyler Hynes's now follow me on this website! Soon I will build an army, a slutty little army.

I told two people what I’m writing about this week and they both said why would you do this to yourself? One of them was @brockway.bsky.social.

I want to play this with some other comedians so bad. I want to start a YouTube show where I just play this exact same game over and over again with different comedians. I'm OBSESSED with this game.

Amanda is very funny and a great editor!

There are some weeks when I write the final line of an article and sigh knowing the job was well done. This was one of those weeks. Did you know you should hate Bear Grylls? Here's a brief explanation of why, with even more in this weeks behind the scenes for patrons!

@youknowlydia.bsky.social found out the UK has a reality TV show called Celebrity Bear Hunt and knew that no matter what the premise was she would be watching all eight episodes in two days and reporting back to you. Read all about it for FREE! 1900hotdog.com/2026/01/upse...

I thought I had seen it all and then I saw The Grinch flip a lady upside down. I’ll say it again. Oh. My. Crumpets.

Chicago squirrels are just different. No bird is ever getting seed the godfather shows up and immediately takes his 100% cut.

Will be getting famous in 2026. It’s guaranteed and here’s the antics you can expect from me when it happens. #feet #scand

Sooo I posted a Christmas haul on TikTok of all stuff that wasn’t brand name and TikTok absolutely roasted me with the search bar. I started at Christmas hauls poor addition and was quickly downgraded to extremely poor Christmas. Bitch I had the best Christmas ever.

If they made me mayor of a town I would be as good OR BETTER than any dog.

Merry Christmas Eve from the doll that sits outside of my room at my Mother-in-laws house.

I love reading my old articles and remembering the horrors I have witnessed.

Forgot to tag myself in this post and frankly how dare I. Check out my best of!

My husband revealed to me tonight that he “Never heard the song Pony by Genuine until he met me.” Should I break up with him?

I’m on Hypecast! My podcast secret is every episode I do I get more comfortable with the hosts and am therefor a better guest. So this appearance will be better than my last one and worse than the next one!

Congratulations to the new owners of TikTok, Hoggish Greedly, Dr. Blight, Looten Plunder, and Zarm. I'm sure great things are on the horizon for America's new favorite platform.

BIG news Hotdog people! We've been gifted a Supreme membership to the site, something we didn't even know could happen, so we're turning around and gifting it right back to one of you! Share a link to your favorite Hotdog article, tag us, and one of you will win a FREE month as a Supreme!

I did it! I wrote about hunks again. It's FREE. Thank you for your attention to this matter.

“Die Hard is my favorite Christmas movie.” Yeah well mines Jumanji you friggin normy.

Just saying, I'll do a book cover illustration for $200. www.shaenon.com

I don’t want the Panda Express. Give me the Panda slowly.

I know this is crazy but I don't think any medication should cost $50,000 for two doses even if it is covered by insurance. I know, I know, I'm a radical.

I wished for a white Christmas and a monkeys paw curled.

Legit amazing stuff. And a great, great example of how “I have a dark, somewhat twisted sense of humor that’s not for everybody” does not have to mean “I lash out at powerless people and congratulate myself for my edginess.”

I’m writing another article within the Hallmark universe this week, tentatively titled Tyler Hynes, Ok I Get Now.

Today I learned that the Buffalo Bills exists and sometimes sacrifice their fans to a pit in an attempt to win games and smash babies into card tables for fun. Go Bills.

You’ll never take my big ball of lard away from me you bastards.

When I was in my early 20’s I got a sous vide in a family gift exchange and impulsively named it Pissboy because I thought naming it was stupid. It is the bit that keeps on giving.

Relive my trauma with me.

The wigs on Stranger Things season 5 are our greatest national tragedy. 50 million per episode and those are the wigs? Honey, somebody was embezzling. Look into it.

@youknowlydia.bsky.social goes to war with General Hospital. Can she outsmart the General Hospital Trivia Book before it's too late... to return the book to the library? The stakes are low. It's the holidays, we know it's a stressful time for everyone. 1900hotdog.com/2025/11/lear...

@youknowlydia.bsky.social is writing about The Kool-Aid Man again. Uh oh/Oh Yeah. What adventures will he get up to this time, and will they involve his stepsister? No, pervert, why would you ask that? 1900hotdog.com/2025/11/nerd...

Holiday tip: Trader Joe’s has bacon wrapped scallop “appetizers” but no one can stop you from eating five of them for lunch.

Less than a week left on this!

New favorite article of all time just dropped. It's FREE and I WILL be taking questions so ask away.

Goddamn I love my job. Can't WAIT for everyone to read my longest ever Hotdog article debuting Monday. Get hyped!

Preparing to be a very brave girl and get my first infusion of medication for my Crohn's.

All’s Fair is a terrible show and if it’s taken away from me after one season I will RIOT.

Daily routine: wake up Make coffee Do yoga Take a bath Eat snack Do hair And I’m ready to start my Day! It’s 1:30 PM.

Wild to me that in every article about the harassment allegations between David Harbour and Milly Bobby Brown they always specify that it was just regular bullying. Nothing sexual about it! Ok, so the bar is in hell then?

When you work for a website that truly understands your art.

Dealing with insurance is like: Your medication is approved! Just kidding no it’s not. Um, why haven’t you picked up the medicine? Come get it right now. Why are you trying to get this it’s not approved? I know you don’t need this medicine for 2 months but come get it now or else. 🫣

Ok, this is clearly a trap.

Give me your most trash scarf opinions! I can take it.

Got a spooky one for you!

Guess who I’m going to be for Halloween.