It’s very cool and everyone should read it!

EXPERTS IN WHAT FIELD! Who did they consult to see if God teleported this man to a Waffle House New York Times? Did ya call the Pope?

Thank you to all of the men who explained to me that this joke was not feminist. Hadn’t heard of feminism before! Just Googled it! Having a wild day.

I'm sorry but if a man lets you wear this hat at your wedding he hates you. An intervention was necessary here and no one helped.

I was just trying to be funny but I accidentally did journalism and now the Taco Bell mafia is after me.

Why have I lost every pair of sunglasses I ever owned? Why is this curse upon me?

Ok I guess my actual Lindy West take is she sold us a happy ending to her life that we were all excited about 👏👏👏 and then she revealed her happy ending is actually being polyamorous with Macklemore’s trumpet player so now it’s more 👏…👏…👏?

Legitimately one of the wildest research weeks ever for this one.

My Lindy West hot take is that the book about her divorce will probably rule.

I miss when men dressed like men:

@youknowlydia.bsky.social covers the first show ever produced by Apple. It’s got star power, an enormous escalator, and all the nerds making poor decisions you could ever want! 1900hotdog.com/2026/03/nerd...

Listen to THOMAS

I got angry at an ape cartoon this week, and I'll do it AGAIN.

SIX YEARS OF HOTDOOOOOOG!!!!

You can tell I had a good time with this one. I could watch these terrible TikTok shows for 1,000 years and never get tired of it.

normal people talking about doctors: They're a doctor, you can't say they don't know what they're talking about! They had to undergo YEARS of training and study! an actual doctor: Hmm I think you're sneezing because you're fat

You ever hear a song you’re certain is some AI bullshit and then find out it’s just Nickelback?

Gritney isn’t real she can’t hurt me.

I don't look like inbred European royalty at all! How will I ever be beautiful!

Here's some pure joycore for you. It's free and it's got so many guinea pigs wearing hats. You're welcome.

I'm going to win.

It makes me sad when people say everyone in the media industry is in a satanic cult because I feel like all of my friends are hanging out without me.

It's been really lovely reading all the tributes to Dan. Many people have asked if they can contribute to support his wife and son. You can do so here: everloved.com/life-of/dan-...

I did it because I’m not a coward!

Proud to announce that 4 Tyler Hynes's now follow me on this website! Soon I will build an army, a slutty little army.

I told two people what I’m writing about this week and they both said why would you do this to yourself? One of them was @brockway.bsky.social.

I want to play this with some other comedians so bad. I want to start a YouTube show where I just play this exact same game over and over again with different comedians. I'm OBSESSED with this game.

Amanda is very funny and a great editor!

There are some weeks when I write the final line of an article and sigh knowing the job was well done. This was one of those weeks. Did you know you should hate Bear Grylls? Here's a brief explanation of why, with even more in this weeks behind the scenes for patrons!

@youknowlydia.bsky.social found out the UK has a reality TV show called Celebrity Bear Hunt and knew that no matter what the premise was she would be watching all eight episodes in two days and reporting back to you. Read all about it for FREE! 1900hotdog.com/2026/01/upse...

I thought I had seen it all and then I saw The Grinch flip a lady upside down. I’ll say it again. Oh. My. Crumpets.

Chicago squirrels are just different. No bird is ever getting seed the godfather shows up and immediately takes his 100% cut.

Will be getting famous in 2026. It’s guaranteed and here’s the antics you can expect from me when it happens. #feet #scand

Sooo I posted a Christmas haul on TikTok of all stuff that wasn’t brand name and TikTok absolutely roasted me with the search bar. I started at Christmas hauls poor addition and was quickly downgraded to extremely poor Christmas. Bitch I had the best Christmas ever.

If they made me mayor of a town I would be as good OR BETTER than any dog.

Merry Christmas Eve from the doll that sits outside of my room at my Mother-in-laws house.

I love reading my old articles and remembering the horrors I have witnessed.

Forgot to tag myself in this post and frankly how dare I. Check out my best of!

My husband revealed to me tonight that he “Never heard the song Pony by Genuine until he met me.” Should I break up with him?

I’m on Hypecast! My podcast secret is every episode I do I get more comfortable with the hosts and am therefor a better guest. So this appearance will be better than my last one and worse than the next one!

Congratulations to the new owners of TikTok, Hoggish Greedly, Dr. Blight, Looten Plunder, and Zarm. I'm sure great things are on the horizon for America's new favorite platform.

BIG news Hotdog people! We've been gifted a Supreme membership to the site, something we didn't even know could happen, so we're turning around and gifting it right back to one of you! Share a link to your favorite Hotdog article, tag us, and one of you will win a FREE month as a Supreme!

I did it! I wrote about hunks again. It's FREE. Thank you for your attention to this matter.

“Die Hard is my favorite Christmas movie.” Yeah well mines Jumanji you friggin normy.

Just saying, I'll do a book cover illustration for $200. www.shaenon.com

I don’t want the Panda Express. Give me the Panda slowly.

I know this is crazy but I don't think any medication should cost $50,000 for two doses even if it is covered by insurance. I know, I know, I'm a radical.

I wished for a white Christmas and a monkeys paw curled.

Legit amazing stuff. And a great, great example of how “I have a dark, somewhat twisted sense of humor that’s not for everybody” does not have to mean “I lash out at powerless people and congratulate myself for my edginess.”

I’m writing another article within the Hallmark universe this week, tentatively titled Tyler Hynes, Ok I Get Now.