Get me the Christmas gift of buying something I'm selling to you. It's the true spirit of the season.

I got you something. What the fuck did you get me?

hello. Fledgling Manor is on sale for 50% off right now. it makes a perfect holiday gift for the freak in your life. look around at your closest friends. if you dont see a freak, its you. get yourself something nice store.steampowered.com/app/3238510/...

@moviehooligan.bsky.social joins @brockway.bsky.social and @seanbaby.bsky.social to bring us his Hotdog origin story. It involves D.A.R.E. and sexy heroin. on.soundcloud.com/7wzm02cpQxHk...

The AI tools were right: If we had used this thumbnail and titled the episode of our hillbilly bigfoot hunting podcast "Aging and Technology: The Struggles of Progressives" I'm convinced we'd be a hit.

Our podcast hosting service for Bigfeets has "suggested" AI tools for every episode, which we ignore. Because they're like this-

WOAH A new shirt design from @rustyshackles.bsky.social just in time for winter holiday. We love winter holiday and Rusty art! 1900hotdog.com/2025/12/hot-...

This is a great question. You actually have no choice but to wait for the paperback, it's not out for another year. To pass the time you can buy the hardcover, the ebook, and the pending audiobook.

Excited to announce that my next book, I AM THE NIGHT, not only has a great cover but is available for pre-order now: us.macmillan.com/books/978125...

Back at Cracked we went through like 20 different ace marketing teams and I never had a single clue what the fuck any of them were talking about.

This is why I'm still probably going to prison. Don't rest on your laurels, people. Pre-order the book or I go to federal book prison and I take everything you love down with me. linktr.ee/killyourimag...

As much as I've been a goofy fuck about promoting I Will Kill Your Imaginary Friend for $200, the genuine reception it's getting is incredible. Especially with people totally unfamiliar with my work. Here's an early review thread, starting with the incredible starred feature in Publisher's Weekly.

Remember my new book is up on NetGalley and Edelweiss, if you're an advance reviewer. Response has been weirdly, unanimously and overwhelmingly positive. You can break that streak!

The holidays are coming up, and what better gift than the promise of a book that isn't out yet? Don't answer that. Look, just go to Bookshop.org and use the code ROBERT15 to tell them you know me, and they'll hook you up with 15% off and an exclusive bonus story. bookshop.org/p/books/i-wi...

I think Seanbaby actually watched every episode of Ally McBeal for this, you have a moral obligation to read it.

Time for a book giveaway! Over at Goodreads, @torbooks.bsky.social Nightfire are giving away 100 (!) copies of my forthcoming SF horror novel CRAWLSPACE! US-only, ends 12/22/25, details at the link! www.goodreads.com/giveaway/sho...

"10X Better Taste!" Not often you see package copy admitting it used to taste like shit, and now tastes like 10x better shit.

Wild, after 15 years as an author I'm finally notable enough to be used in a marketing scam! I did it!

Haha everyone thought I was bluffing simply because it was a terrible idea.

Hardcovers came in for my new book, I Will Kill Your Imaginary Friend for $200! Look at this beautiful beast.

Can our animated video podcast make something as sweet and innocent as a Yo-Yo variety show seem sinister? Yes. It's horrifying. You should totally check it out. @dhm.bsky.social is the quest. youtu.be/R93cS4ghGzQ

God's Junk Drawer by @peterclines.bsky.social. This book whips ass. I may be biased since I read an early copy and my feedback, which did get incorporated, was "this should whip 20% more ass." Without getting too into spoilers, it's Land of the Lost meets LOST. But... the other one. You get it.

You can also watch @brockway.bsky.social , @seanbaby.bsky.social , and @jasonkpargin.bsky.social watch the AIMS team struggle through the woods on our YouTube channel! Please keep in mind they cannot intervene for ethical reasons. youtu.be/jWMlWxa6geY

I don't think this is advertising potato chips.

Look at these horrific perverts.

Tag yourself. I'm dom Mac Tonight.

I wrote about the fascinating ways people are using OF as a side hustle, including a guy who got famous on TikTok by working on his farm while having a huge penis. WARNING: We have censored the adult material but we can only censor it so much, so view in private: www.patreon.com/posts/fuckin...

Here's the link to our animated YouTube podcast featuring @seanbaby.bsky.social, @brockway.bsky.social, @vhuspodcast.bsky.social host Dirk Marshall, and a gay barbarian death cult. youtu.be/BZYtBYpVeBs

Okay but we can bipartisanly agree that 427-1 is the funniest possible result, right.

Boughten.

My first Starred Review in Publisher's Weekly! Now that I have that coveted star, I'm going to be completely insufferable.

You can also watch @seanbaby.bsky.social, @brockway.bsky.social, and @jasonkpargin.bsky.social discuss how badly the AIMS team is losing to the Cherokee Death Cat on our YouTube channel! youtu.be/TT8QN9K81Xc

Drain that swamp. Suck it dry. Fondle the swamp's b-

We've got @jasonkpargin.bsky.social's Hotdog origin story this week. Of course, it's about a hamburger. Hosts @seanbaby.bsky.social and @brockway.bsky.social were still willing to let it on the show after much controversy. on.soundcloud.com/9vgskXNWWphq...

Less than a week left on this!

Hey! The narrative audiobook of DEAD THINGS, the first in the Eric Carter, Necromancer series is 50% off until 12/1 if you like that sort of thing. www.audiobooks.com/promotions/p...

If you check out our YouTube channel, you might see Pierce Brosnan this week! He's not on it, but who knows anything is possible in the mystical realm of our YouTube podcast. @alexschmidty.bsky.social, @brockway.bsky.social, and @seanbaby.bsky.social will be there, though. youtu.be/hK40p3dKj2w

There's a Goodreads giveaway for ARCs of my new book, I Will Kill Your Imaginary Friend for $200! It runs from now until November 17th. I've been assured all prize copies will still count towards keeping me out of prison, or I would not be telling you about this. www.goodreads.com/giveaway/ent...

As our traditional Halloween gift to you, here's a @brockway.bsky.social and @seanbaby.bsky.social Teamworking Day. It's about a series of YouTube music videos where a man gets dumped across spacetime. 1900hotdog.com/2025/10/team...

Absolution by @jeffvandermeer.bsky.social, the fourth Southern Reach book. Every VanderMeer book comes with deranged surrealist horror and implacable dread, this one also comes with a neat foil cover! If you're terrified about the future's impending environmental disasters, read this. It won't help.

It's a tropical punch flavored episode of our video podcast this week with Dimitri Simakis. The normal blood flavored video podcast will return next week! Enjoy this sweet reprieve. youtu.be/Eh-cjhW96dg

only 12 hours left to back this little scene-building game about cryptids and 90’s drive-time call-in radio shows. easy to lean, fun to play, a low bar of entry for anyone looking to hone their improv skills, and SICK CRYPTID ART. back it here! ttrpg.link/cryptidshow

If you're not listening to the Bigfeets Podcast, you're missing out on all the latest Dark Souls DLC.

The most disappointing pop culture lie is that doctors are like medical Sherlock Holmes out to solve the mystery of illness instead of a hungover old man who gets your name wrong three times and writes you a prescription for extra big aspirin.

H Y P E, in cast form.

Between Two Fires is one of my favorite books of all time, but you know this. I won't shut up about this. Let's go with an alternate @buehlmeister.bsky.social for Halloween: Those across the river. Both a celebration of and subversion of Southern Gothic and Folk Horror.

My least-hated novel is 3 bucks for the next week in ebook form, just search your device for 'This Book is Full of Spiders', it's like if the cast of Stranger Things group up and became bitter alcoholics and the town went to shit around them & the monsters kept getting weirder

The saddest one-sentence story ever written.

Fuck. Yes. I was excited at the idea of this being good. I'm over the moon at the prospect of it being hilarious trash. Haha collect the Itfinity Stones, children of Maine.

I Will Kill Your Imaginary Friend for $200 is available for request at NetGalley! www.netgalley.com/catalog/book... If you're a person who uses that, check it out. Early reviews are really helpful in keeping certain authors out of prison. #IWillKillYourImaginaryFriendfor200 #NetGalley