she knows it’s serious when the big suitcase comes out

oh, Lisa Barlow is INSANE insane

unfortunately I will be getting a lot of use out of this

“Man I Need” by Olivia Dean is challenging to reach a new peak on the Imaginary Gay Chart next week following the release of her album, The Art of Loving. The track sits at its current peak of #5 on this week’s chart!

five years ago today was one of the best days on the internet, when Trump got covid

It is officially spooky season! What songs are you voting for to be on the first Imaginary Gay Chart of October? Let your LGBOOTQIA+ voice be heard! forms.gle/TBbhd2PTJKcp...

oh charli xcx, get behind me

groupchat is roasting me for suggesting to someone who has never watched Real Housewives to start RHONY with season 7 through 11, and then go back to season 1. Is this not a good recommendation???

“How can you ever change if every mistake and humiliation of your life is folklore for those who witnessed it? An anecdote in the mouths of those whom fate sat on the stool next to you while you were young, and brutal, and gullible, and scared?” reeeeeally loved this book.

just putting this out there

TODAY IS THE ONLY DAY YOU CAN REPOST THIS!!!

*HEAVY BREATHING*

from the 2013 government shutdown:

kiki doing an EIGHT HOUR happy hour on a week day for the government shutdown is wild

me listening to a new taylor swift album in two days amidst a government shutdown and american decline into fascism

who’s up pondering starting the french 75 in real life

this is kind of long but 💯% accurate and features some moments just begging to be put over a house beat www.tiktok.com/t/ZTMjKekjw/

4 FBI agents + MPD just to deal with three people sitting at the bus stop at Florida and Georgia Ave NW.

we did it

turning a government shutdown into a fundraiser…

“yes baby” by Madison Beer debuts at #4 on the Imaginary Gay Chart this week! This banger marks Beer’s first appearance on the chart.

i caught the eye of one of my long term gym crushes for the first time yesterday and i have been riding that high ever since

live look at the audience in this room

“Man I Need” by Olivia Dean is the greatest gainer on the Imaginary Gay Chart this week, up 15 spots back to its peak at #5! Dean’s new album The Art of Loving was released this past weekend and met with universal acclaim.

do you ever realize you’ve spoken more before 9:15 than you had the entire previous day

Perfect image for this moment -- Pete Hegseth wasted millions of dollars flying military leaders from across the globe to hear him blather about gender-neutral physical fitness standards and appearance, and the chryon in the corner notes the government is about to shut down.

millennial adulthood

ICE is one of the most well funded military force on the planet, entirely used internally on it’s own citizens, and completely loyal to a far right fascist dictator. if democratic politicians are not on board with abolishing ICE, they must be replaced

hey, cis people. we need you to call every single elected official you've got, now.

Doja Cat stopping in dc AND baltimore 🙂‍↕️

I mean yes this is funny, but the fact that these unconstitutional stormtroopers are so directionless that they literally stand around waiting for random nonwhite delivery guys to bike past them is just pathetic. No mandate, no mission, no clue. Just racism.

the things…they’re all going….

he’s the Cher of men that only date 24 year olds

i’m going to All Things Go today!

i’m seeing Kesha, Doechii, and Marina today

so this was excellent

roommate came home from the club last night and found me in Zordon mode

i’m messing around with a points system for a possible year end imaginary gay chart and literally only 4 of the top 100 songs feature male vocalists lmao

she was pregnant with Jan here

hi gays

okay i’m seeing One Battle After Another tomorrow

this week in particular, but what an insanely good month for new music September 2025 has been

sunday is going to be insane by the way

happy last friday of september to all who celebrate

Disbanding ICE and prosecuting everyone who led and worked for it is, in fact, the moderate position.