a Katy Perry jukebox musical about her various crimes

fine I’ll give episode 2 of Starfleet Academy a shot but I still hate this hologram bitch

that’s not very Whiskey Friday with Tony Dokoupil of you diva

Hell is empty and all the devils are here

….okay

I won't be happy until Star Trek is exclusively lesbian stand up comedians and Bob Picardo.

@monovalent.bsky.social just threatened to file a CEQA complaint against Starfleet headquarters to prevent them from tearing down a seafood restaurant in Sausalito to build their campus

I love being an artist I can draw whatever I want🩺 #thepittfanart #thepitt #HucklerobbyWeek

also 20ish mins into this Starfleet Academy pilot and it’s shit from a butt so far

Amy Sedaris should be a Starfleet captain

Very Important People / Very Delta crossover when?

looking like it’s just gonna be a work/funeral trip

I have one old tarot deck with some slightly damaged cards that I decided to turn into my own reference book / study journal. Drawing cards at random to build it over the course of the year. Sometimes decks have a very strange sense of timing.

when Google Slides puts that “Beautify this slide” button on my screen

finished my self review and all the peer review request I received

who said anything about releasing them? the plan needs to be prosecuting each and every one of them also they aren’t specialists in shit

may her filler sag and clump. may her fake lashes get infected. may her ears forever ring with the cries of every dog, man, woman, and child she’s harmed. may she never know peace for the rest of her life.

“Vertical video is a format of necessity that rewards users’ inattentiveness…Instead of making something worth the mild inconvenience of rotating a phone, posters go for whatever is safest, easiest…It’s a design choice that sacrifices artistry so users don’t have to use their wrists.”

the writer really have given up on this season of reality

a friend got us some special Fallout themed Jones soda so I’m enjoying a nice Nuka Quantum with tonight’s episode

there needs to be nuremberg trials for the trump administration

I love how my next two weeks include a work trip to New York then, maybe a trip to see my sister and niece in FL, maybe a Caribbean cruise, and maybe a funeral in ATL. I’m just gonna pack for everything on Monday and haul my big suitcase around for the next half a month.

I watched Connor Storrie on Seth Meyers talk about meeting Parker Posey at a Globes after party and how seeing The Shinning very young made him love Shelley Duvall

the people's dilbert issue #1

if you think about it Hamnet is just a reverse 28 Years Later

rewatching to get ready for the Bone Temple

Funny how “most divorced woman ever” and “most divorced man ever” have such diametrically opposed energies

Scott Adams dying at 68 rather than 69 is the perfect capstone to a life of being almost — but not quite — funny

I Photoshop Paddington into a movie, TV show, or pop culture until I forget: Day 1765

I have an easy top three and way too many fighting for that fourth spot

semi-regular reminder that ICE was only created in 2003 when you are asked to imagine a world without ICE, you're basically being asked to remember where you were when Lilo & Stitch came out

there’s another bald faggot (assuming) with a mustache at the gym today

I’ll tune into award season soon but last night I learned how to Armor Digivolve and now I’ve got Nefertimon on my team so…

If you can substitute "hungry ghost trapped in a jar" for "AI" in a sentence it's probably a valid use case for LLMs. Take "I have a bunch of hungry ghosts in jars, they mainly write SQL queries for me". Sure. Reasonable use case. "My girlfriend is a hungry ghost I trapped in a jar"? No. Deranged.

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I did not watch the Globes tonight. I was busy playing Digimon Story Time Stranger.

sonic fans be normal challenge level impossible

using a coupon for free guac at lunch

If you see this, post an archer

When NIMBYs say that California is full and their cities can’t accommodate more housing, they are saying that queer people trying to get out of red states are on their own.

am I a cigar dad now?

we’re discussing what our drag race entrance lines would be and I’m torn between “yes chef!” and “don’t blame me, I voted for Gore!”

“A crowd of hundreds also gathered at Ocean Beach in San Francisco to form a human banner spelling ‘IT WAS MURDER — ICE OUT.’” www.sfchronicle.com/bayarea/arti... #ICEOutForGood