I can’t join ICE because I don’t have a gun violence fetish

hot tattooed guy at the gym wasn’t checking me out. he just wanted the machine I was on.

I’ll eat a strangers ass in a club basement but I don’t trust any food served via a “fountain”

Zip Disks

The problem with AI is that it can't get horny

I started the gay hockey books and the thing that caught me off guard as unrealistic so far wasn’t that no one ever needs to douche. It was the condoms.

alright Pitt Pigs time to start season 2

The gay who did this deserves to have their ass ate

It is perfectly reasonable and, in fact, moral to be shaken, bereft and enraged by that woman’s murder. And all that her murder represents. Let the hurt wear you out. But also, let the hurt push you to reach out and connect with people in your life who get it. Do NOT allow the hurt to isolate you.

Good morning. Immigrants are #HereToStay.

not my twink. not my problem.

Magneto was, yet again, right.

i think it is ok to reiterate that the victim as a us citizen. yes, noncitizens are equally entitled to human rights. but also, it's important to illustrate how ice isn't about immigration at all

ICE funding expired January 30 call Congress to say whether you think it should be continued. US Capitol switchboard: 202-224-3121.

Sometimes all you can do is make the world 0.0000000000001% less awful by being a good person and it feels very meaningless but it’s also the only thing that really matters

I’m an American and I hate all of this evil shit. All of it. Fuck you if you don’t.

"I'm calling to demand the immediate dismantling of ICE for the murder of a woman in Minneapolis today and the impeachment of the President for his support of that murder" is the easiest call to my senators and representative I've ever made

Been rewatching Golden Girls. Grew up with the dub, it's crazy how different the sub is.

To get to this, find X on the app store, scroll down, and select Report a problem

this is giving me retail employee ptsd

Dems should RIGHT NOW be writing and circulating articles of impeachment with a litany of all the crimes he has committed. They should circulate that list, written for a broad public, to every city, state, and local news outlet in communities across the country.

I like that when I follow artists on Bluesky I get to see their art

If you can’t date horse girls or party girls I think the only option left is men

microblogging as a format was designed for posting pictures of your sandwich and jokes about jerking off. every time you try to make it do something else it degrades the core experience

how is it only January?

Faster, Mothra! Kill! Kill!

everything is a conspiracy when you have no fucking clue how anything works lmao

Meet the Mothras

FYI now is a good time to mix more cardio or things like yoga classes into your routines so you don’t have to wait for equipment as much during the January gym rush

He just does that!

my hot take is that I don't think it's this website specifically that's toxic. the Circumstances are toxic and nobody really knows what to do about it so they come online and scream. and if I may offer an alternative: actually going outside and screaming feels better.

1. Did you know that Girl Scouts has, for a long time, accepted trans girls and nonbinary scouts? Trans kids are under attack. Every year, I make a thread of trans and nonbinary girl scouts you can get your cookies from. Lets get our cookies from them this year in solidarity!

I think one of the defining dynamics of our time is when facing the isolation of modernity do you primarily turn towards more technologically or to other people?

A day of two terrible tragedies

I made apple butter in the crock pot this evening (no photo provided because while it smells amazing brown mush is not exactly photogenic)

I just want everyone to step back and realize how often it's a trans woman getting bullied off social media.

worse than Abyss??????

Benson, you can never be her

well I died in the prologue but got to murder everyone else in chapter 1

Amy Madigan has won Best Supporting Actress for ‘WEAPONS’ at the Critics Choice Awards.

I’ve had this for years and we’re finally starting tonight

I have decided that I really like Digimon Story Time Stranger… for reasons

now watching

I don't give a damn who controls the Senate. Impeachment and removal is ALL we should be talking about until it happens. Until. It. Happens.

back on my Gundam bullshit again tonight because I’d love to see some twink Gundam pilots do an armed intervention on [redacted] for all his war crimes

It's crazy to think of how much better the world would be if one person had the courtesy to die

wow I do love lying don’t I

You should leave Substack in 2026, because they platform fascists regularly, but even before that I am *begging* you to stop referring to your writing as "my Substack" because why give them that agency. It's your writing, your posts, your words, on their platform.