I see it’s already “ask me questions that aren’t my job Friday” on Slack

sound on

if Bluesky is gonna display photos as a horizontal carousel they should also let us post more than four images

what if I started using BeReal again?

“It’s Gatsby and Grey Gardens? This is by faggots for faggots” - me about KEVIN S1E4

HR Icebreaker Voice: iF yOu CoUlD hAvE a DiNnEr PaRtY wItH aN- Me: -John Waters. It’s John Waters. He’s one of the most interesting people alive and who has ever lived and I’d love to have him over for dinner. Mr Waters if you ever see this I would love to have you over for dinner

“She was on two episodes of the revival of Night Court” I yelled across the apartment while scrolling IMDB

BoJack Horseman is to Lithium as Kevin is to Ketamine and Ivermectin

between dyslexia and DoxyPEP I’m never gonna learn how to spell gonorrhea without looking it up

me pretending not to be a Traitor:

It was so Ellen DeGeneres to take this role on Deep Space 9

garlic rt if you agree

The fact that John Waters is, at 80, still vital and funny and just as forward-thinking as ever and no one will give him money to make a movie is proof this world is broken.

Jesus Habsburg Christ

this bitch

if I started a gay pyramid/affiliate marketing scheme supplement company called… idk lets say Good Judy, would you want a free sample of the Walgreens brand psyllium husk I end up repackaging?

That's exactly why I'm so on the fence about typos. So what If I don't spell the words correctly, if y'all not reading the words correctly anyway?

sex work is more important than stage magic and I’m glad we are finally saying that as a culture

miso polenta mushrooms and veggies

Incredible piece. www.currentaffairs.org/news/the-ban...

yes shirtless man but… why is the Zurich Open in New Orleans?

it’s funny just how different me and this other SF gay I work with are. he’s all “my husband and I spent the weekend working on the cabin we Airbnb” and I’m just a slut

my level of surprise at the latest MrBeast allegations

whenever anyone mentions the Orbs of Bajor on DS9 they have this energy

six finger discount on graphic design

chat, do I need this?

the other day I got a LinkedIn recruiter outreach for a role working with this company’s new VP of Media who “led a channel for MrBeast” and I treated that as a red flag

Me flirting:

didn't you put your phone in the pool because it was too hot or something?

today on Bluesky discourse:

It’s pretty simple. I like it when Republicans lose because whenever they have access to power they use it to harm people.

A very happy 80th to John Waters!

I love Designing Women but watching the pilot and it really gives me”Oops All Blanche Devereauxs”

I know some people love them but boiled peanuts are so gross

Aside from who started it, states like CA and VA putting a counter-gerrymander up to a referendum, where people are told and can make a decision on the context for why it's being done, has vastly more democratic legitimacy than state legislators rushing it through because they got bullied by POTUS.

I know we like to complain about Jay and the devs using AI but there actually is something kinda charming and nostalgic about being on a site that’s too new to be stable

rewatching Dodohedoro S1 before starting S2 and I forgot how cute Kikurage is

do dispensaries have discounts today like candy after Halloween?

unless and until republicans agree to a ceasefire in the form of strict anti-gerrymandering provisions: fuck them to hell, squeeze every last drop of blood from the stone, lock them out of every seat you can

post you in another country x

horseshoe theory is real. leftists almost got kat abughazaleh elected into congress and now it comes out that her boyfriend owns infowars…

Happy 4/20

the ability to change the color of text messages bubbles

I've decided to treat myself a little and need help gut checking if these would actually look good on me or do I just think the models are hot

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Kubrick was hired to fake the moon landing but convinced everyone that NASA needed to go for real to get footage that met his standards

read this as if I’m a cast member on Designing Women for the full intended effect