Y'all are so hot I wish gay men were real ❤️‍🩹❤️‍🩹

an email confirming I’ve been unsubscribed for your email list?

hair update: its about halfway there? Aaron Tveit I’m coming for you

not since the 10 sec clip of Heat by Tove Lo on TikTok in 2024 has a song tease had me in as much of a choke hold as the few bars of Crank It that Slayyyter had released

these production photos of Ragtime getting released and there’s no big spectacle set

“I Can Only Imagine” but about going to steamworks for the first time

oh Rachel LaMont you LEGEND #Survivor

they should do midnight showings of Tar with audience participation/shadow casts like Rocky Horror

went to the renn faire and all i got was a funnel cake and the joy/anxiety of peeing in a trough

Will have an unexpected evening in NYC in Nov; which show on my list of things to see should make the cut? - Oratorio for Living Things - Prince F*gg*t - Chess - Little Bear Ridge Road - Messy White Gays

constitutional amendment requiring you to note how many pic attempts you took when posting your thirst trap

good morning IF that’s even ur real name ……

while the transitionary phase of growing my hair out produces far more bad hair days than good ones, there are moments it offers a glimpse of the vision I had when I started, and I am able to resist the barber’s chair for another day.

Cut to the Feeling, obviously

the unabashed hubris in putting down a deposit for a two week trip to Peru in April 2027 - baby, I really am a Capricorn

it’s Boqtober

the footage of me riding a mechanical bull must never be released

night one of cowboy wedding weekend

"Model is 6'3" and wearing a size medium." Oh fuck off.

happy survivor season premiere day, may we receive an absolute queen once again

I love how the algorithm just decides if we are a 200-likes-on-thirst-trap hot or a 700-likes-on-thirst-trap hot

Well, there it is. Sinclair is digging in for a fight, so please help push back -- find stations in your area, watch their local news to see what ads they run, then write those advertisers to tell them you're boycotting as long as they're on a Sinclair station. List here: sbgi.net/tv-stations/

call me beef the way I’m stroganoff

Sabrina Impacciatore on The Paper is giving a Laura Dern queer-pandering level performance (complimentary)

ABP: always be peeing

Playing Adam in Children of Eden when you were a twink hive, rise up!

opening Grindr at the function* *conference opening networking reception

the idea of this show existing would break a gay person’s brain

JEFF HILLER!!!!!!

Carrie Coon not winning

"I think it's worth to have a cost of, unfortunately, some gun deaths every single year so that we can have the Second Amendment to protect our other God-given rights" - Charlie Kirk, 2023 www.mediamatters.org/charlie-kirk...

wild email subject line to receive from your therapist

The should invent a vegetable that doesn’t need to be chopped before cooking

Oh Mary! casting ideas for Mary’s Husband: - Zohran Mamdani - Noah Galvin - Sir Ian McKellen - Rahul Kohli - Kenan Thompson - Sean Hayes - Paul W. Downs - David Archuleta - Lee Pace - Jaboukie Young-White

exclusive first look at Isabelle Huppert in Season 4 of The White Lotus

Tickets secured. Fastest Broadway tix decision ever made in this house.

Strickland Propane would be an incredible name for a drag king

Saw a TikTok that encourages him to wait til 9/11 to *** and, god, that would be the best. #neverforget

absolutely WILD out of the blue non-sequitur from my mom via IG DMs

Amy Adams in arrival:

tbh not enough pics of you guys “at 21” in your college productions of Children of Eden

today’s agenda: - gym - drafting posts for when it happens - therapy - brunch @ Annie’s - omg, babe, can you believe we heard at ANNIE’S??! - posting best draft - trade or LGP? Text people now!! - there’s gotta be a sniffies event right? let’s check - Party in the USA at White House

Turning on post notifications for popcrave bc when it happens I know they'll be the first ones reporting it...

when the birthday party theme is “rock and roll”

if the Charli XCX “Boys” music video came out today, who would be in it?

I can’t believe doing nothing but in the most annoying way possible isn’t working www.rollingstone.com/politics/pol...

CHEESE GOT CHEESE GOT A WIG

The World Is Burning, But Want to Meet Up for Thirty-Four-Dollar Cocktails? www.mcsweeneys.net/articles/the...