Every semester we should get a “parent/teacher” conference with our spouses’ therapist

Ok I said I was going offline but I thought of a really good skeet so this an exception. Skeet incoming…

We arrived in Cancun an hour ago and I’m 1 (one) margarita in and now I’m going on a lil phone detox til we return on the 4th. Love you bbs, oomfs, hots, himbos, f-slurs, and others. Happy new year!!!

Sleepytime Tea sun, Charmin moon, Fozzy rising

New pfp courtesy of @lerrrgan.bsky.social 😊😊😊

started a skeet asking for book recs for my trip and it stared to sound like an AI prompt and I hate my brain now

If you are a photographer in line to photograph Connor Storrie, STAY IN LINE!

…has anybody checked on Nicholas Galitzine lately?

Heated RU-valry: The Rusical (I’m so sorry)

Chappell Roan in Pink Pony Club

"Did you see what Mark Cuban posted? Oh did you see the clapb—" You shake yourself awake in the cold North Atlantic water. You are not online. It is July of 1858. You are a baleen whale, and you have changed your mind. The future most not come to pass. The telegraph cable must break.

hoarding mlm smut for my husband like a doomsday prepper for when the heated rivalry media crashes next week and he goes into feral loop withdrawal

Shane’s dad at the cottage:

Looning out to the Heated Rivalry finale

Madeline Miller, what else does this man have to do? We found your Achilles

cherish these few precious (based on the novel Push by Sapphire) hours before any of us have seen Heated Rivalry ep 6 and the shared anticipation is a uniting force for good

Gonna make an “Oops! All Mothers” deck of cards, but there can only be four queens. Who would you pick?

Christmas with my in-laws is a lot like gay guy music video night except its Tamil songs from the 80s alongside the wine

Merry Christmas ya’ll! @timmymetzner.bsky.social

My friend got vintage XY magazines for Christmas

White Lotus incest and Jonathan Bailey Heated Rivalry edits on the daily circles on Twitter before it was cursed these are a few of my favorite thirsts

Today is their day

Merry Christmas! Your silly little posts on here are a gift and you make my life better. Yes, you!!

Truly the funniest thing that has ever happened in history

nothing has ever been—or will be—as funny as this is. happy holidays gay people!

barking feral frothing drooling screaming moaning shaking

big moment for phone calls in media

Patti Harrison’s song for Dua Lipa is a Christmas song, actually

should have been called The Mighty Fucks

Nobody: Scott Hunter:

American runs on nudes taken on different modes of transportation

t.A.T.u all the things she said and whatever that remix of it was playing during the last 5 min of heated rivalry

The most wholesome thing you’ll see on this page 😅 @timmymetzner.bsky.social

when Hollander and Rozanov aren’t in ep 3

we didn’t even queen out

giving tuesday but it’s earnest compliments to your friends

This is why the arts and humanities matter so very, very much.

ok who is hosting the DC Heated Rivalry watch parties/c***** j**** ?

Christmas had come to the Metzner-Anandarajah household

I love my mom

I would die for this pasta float

Jonathan Groff they can never make me hate you

This year I’m thankful for Carrie Coon’s monologue about time giving life meaning in The White Lotus, everything about Weapons, Marine Layer size “marge,” our new apartment and couch, .(…) by Kesha, bloomfs on fcfs, Jane Krakowski in Oh Mary! and Jonathan Bailey.

My husband and I were assigned “fruit salad” and “tea” as our Thanksgiving responsibilities and it’s like ok maybe just call us slurs? P

spa world 2day

When are we getting a Sherri Rene Scott Heather Headley “For Good”

Wicked: For Good