I’m running a sale on my website until the end of the month by the way

“Still Life with Blue-Violet Flowers” Watercolor on paper 5 x 7.5” 10/1/25

🚨There are videos on my website now🚨

So a lot of gay porn accounts have started following me recently and I just wanted to take this time to say that I’m not gay. I hope that’s okay 😬

This painting is going to be in a show next month!

It’s finally happening. We’re having this conversation.

Think we’re finally ready for this conversation

I’ll have two paintings in this showing coming up next month. If you’re in the Twin Cities or visiting, you should check it out!

I have come to learn that my several of coworkers are not fans of Vampire Weekend

The rapture actually happened in 2009 when Edward Maya and Vika Jigulina recorded Stereo Love m.youtube.com/watch?v=p-Z3...

✝️ Rapture Update - Grimace has been raptured

You all have to celebrate me today. It’s the law.

The Dutch know how to make jokes now?

This is just really funny to me

Some of you would

People on Twitter were accusing me of hating this mirror

Getting this queued up for when the news breaks m.youtube.com/watch?v=5jlI...

“Vessel” Watercolor on paper 4.5 x 7.5” 7/22/25

Every time you engage in 𝘵𝘩𝘢𝘵 discourse, Edward Sharpe magnetizes another zero. Think before you speak.

Did you know you can buy a scale model Menards water tower at Menards?

“Solstice” Watercolor on paper 8.5 x 11.5” 8/12/25

Well yeah. You need a singer to sing that song.

“Prairie Sunrise” Watercolor on paper 8.5 x 11.5” 7/22/25

Once a rat, always a rat

Why didn’t Turning Red mention 9/11? Why didn’t the Barbie movie mention Lockheed Martin? Why does my carbon monoxide detector keep making this weird beeping sound?

Happy 30th birthday Bisexuality

I should be given a “hide post for everyone” feature. I can be trusted with this feature.

“Photophore” Acrylic on paper 5 x 7.5” 7/6/25

It still boggles my mind that there’s an artist who makes a living selling, in her own words, “Chinoiserie” paintings

Dance Monkey. We let a song about minstrelsy become a hit and I’ll never forgive anyone who was complicit in that.

“Plateaus at Sunset” Watercolor on paper 8.5 x 11.5” 6/22/25

The cadmium paint ban has been lifted in the state of Minnesota

Zohran Mamdani on the results of the Democratic mayoral primary in New York: “The reason why Toad can’t jump in Captain Toad Treasure Tracker is because he’s wearing a backpack.”

“Aposematic Form III” Acrylic and paper on canvas 12 x 16” 6/16/25

Russian hipsters are like “I leesten to Meetski”

No kings except bi kings

“Nocturne with Yellow Flowers” Watercolor on paper 8.5 x 11.5” 4/15/25

“ALL SELFIES ARE PROBLEMATIC”

Just saw an incredible bumper sticker

If they really want to make the founding fathers proud, they should have a duel

Reneé Rapp stans are called rapscallions

And we have one person to thank for that

That is so true

I love when people don’t understand how cropping works on Instagram