These white outline pfps keep coming out of the woodwork… The first epidemic of 2026…

2016 is going to be my year 😏

Why is everyone suddenly doing Canva pfps on here?

Today is the only day it's legal to post this

Today is their day

Voice conceals. Some of you should speak less.

“Epithelial Growth”, acrylic and fabric on canvas, 11 x 21”, 12/12/25

We are the children of the loads they couldn’t refuse

“Cephea cephea”, watercolor on paper, 5 x 7”, 12/16/25

“Chrysaora colorata” Watercolor on paper 4.5 x 7.5” 12/16/25

Go ahead, deck the halls. I’ll have sex with them!!!!

Some recent jellyfish watercolor studies “Cephea cephea”, watercolor on paper, 5 x 8”, 12/11/25 “Physalia physalis”, watercolor on paper, 5 x 8”, 12/10/25

I’m teaching some classes next month! It’s a mindfulness and painting workshop! It’ll be available both in person and online. Sign up at www.creativeflowartcenter.org/calendar or www.paulfosaaen.com/shop/workshops

“See? That article proved she’s not a Nazi. You all owe her an apology” So her engaging in misogynoir is suddenly okay then?

Currently experiencing an average winter day in Minnesota

I’m about to act up

The average dick pic reminds me not everyone went to art school

Ta-da

Fuck your Spotify Wrapped. Here’s my Wikipedia Wrapped 😤

If I saw these ads in the opening level of a sci fi game about eugenics I'd be like "ehhhh maybe too on the nose"

“Aposematic Form IV” Acrylic and paper on canvas 3 x 9” 11/28/25

I’m starting to think the tv show about hockey and butt stuff might not actually be intended for queer people. Two episodes in and I haven’t seen a single Zamboni yet.

Really astounding work being done on here by a gay man in his fifties reposting Blue MAGA accounts calling out Trump for being a pedophile while simultaneously reposting nudes from 18 year old twinks

Remember to thank him today

you elect a pope from chicago you get a pope from chicago

In other news, I finally got a video of Dakota making The Noise

I submitted this to a charity auction last month and I found out today that it sold!

I just added these journals featuring some of my watercolor paintings! They’ll be available on my website until the end of the year! www.paulfosaaen.com/shop/gift

I know another Taio Cruz and Kylie Minogue collaboration could heal this nation

Anyway this is my favorite tweet ever

“EVERYONE ON THIS APP DROP A SELFIE NOW” First of all, lower your voice.

Northern LIGHTS💜

I am being subjected to the music of U2 at my place of employment right now

I think my AI block list stopped working? It doesn’t show up under my lists in settings but it does on my profile. Also there’s a clear break where you can see who’s blocked and who’s not on the list.

Breaking: Brandt's Boys have publicly condemned the Senate Democrats who voted to reopen the government

I am delighted to inform you all that theres a horny emojipasta about The Wreck of the Edmund Fitzgerald

Have I mentioned recently that I’m not gay

Dude really saw this and said “Homophobia’s not enough. I need to be misogynistic.”

The most insufferable people online love trotting out this argument like it actually means anything

Great news for property developers in Minneapolis I guess

Today is their day

glory hole advent calendar

The reason no one writes good love songs anymore is because everyone collectively understands they simply cannot compete with the juggernaut of a cultural phenomenon that is the 1999 international smash hit “I Need to Know” by Marc Anthony

Well anyway, Mr Saxobeat turned 15 this year. Let’s celebrate that! m.youtube.com/watch?v=nwse...

Bi guy: *queens out ever so slightly* Gay guy: Are you sure you’re bi?? I think you might just be gay

This is something that I’m always saying

Too many of you are gay guys and not enough of you are women.