I’m deceased

Happy Ronnukah Eve to all who celebrate!

No many of us have been saying this since 2016 and we think those who are realizing it now are insane

Oh no I’m getting abs again :/

Gay guys now: “Bro I wanna trump your big beautiful bill”

5 stars boxd.it/SJ3c

I know trump has Clinton saved in his phone as “capri sun bill”

Back when we put two spaces between sentences 🥲

I cannot believe we are starving Americans and adding a ballroom to the White House at the same time. It is like the plot of the worst show on television but real.

No one: Nonprofit performing arts centers trying to reach their rental goals for the year:

The hot gay Kennedy I support is @jamesholod.bsky.social actually

Pro tip: Before you sleep with someone, have them load your dishwasher. 1) you learn if they are good person (can load the dishwasher correctly vs the bad people who load it like crazy people) 2) you don’t have to load the dishwasher after sex

Kim Davis’ alt twitter is definitely just gay porn videos

You can tell people who are new to fundraising work - look we’re all fun and games with our donors until it’s a week before the gala and they haven’t sent guest names. Now we’re enemies.

I just know Juilliard alum Oscar Isaac smells goodAF

@disgracedtwink.bsky.social did you go to the park slope crunch this morning

You go to Demi Plie when it gets good

My MIL following up privately that she is serious about wanting a T*m H*nks autograph oh no I’m not engaging with that

Somewhere Nate Silver is self harming

My anarchy tattoo from college is always so funny and then I live in a city where we elect Zohran and I’m like hell ya never die, college Brent

Get your Big Marxist Dicks out, comrades!

GOOD MORNING COMRADES!!!!!! It’s a beautiful day to live in the socialist republic of جديد York!!!!

Bed Stuy coming out strong for Zohran best neighborhood for real

libs. out. dicks. out. 📢 *clap* *clap* *clapclapclap*

No one: Me: I’d blow my mayor

Morse code

Someone get a wellness check

Eating Halloween candy and disassociating until the results start coming in

Let’s be honest Zohran should have gone to Pieces for the meme

Why is this happening @formerbluecheck.bsky.social

It is so weird when people respond from a group and don’t sign their names

When @pschlarm.bsky.social is leading the carpool

I did not have Diplo blowing Trudeau on my bingo card

Oh you ran a marathon? What do you want, a medal?

The marathon after mile 20

Help I need attention

Gay guys 🤝 Long Distance Runners strange location chafing

If mamdani loses I will be bereft

TIL huma dumped weiner for a hot soros. Hell ya.

Sleep podcasts appear to be helping with insomnia

Everything is so fucked up right now. I want to crawl under my blankets and disappear

Scream 5. Jumps ahead of all the other screams but the original every time. So good.

Oh you’re a hot top with a huge cock? Prove it.

Was having a good weekend until I wasn’t

My first question: do we have insurance 😭

Unfortunately now I’m the co-treasurer of the PTA.

None of these words are in the Bible