Okay back on hinge but this time I'm just gonna receive likes from other people

Need this pedialyte to save me from the multiple bottles of wine I had while having done sisters over for a gab sesh tonight

because I blew you I have been changed for gooned

Oh thank GOD it's the time of year where I can comfortably climb into bed in my pajamas and a bathrobe and burrow under a mountain of blankets

🚨IG thot who dumped his partner of 10+ years for some 24yo twink has been dumped in turn🚨

me whenever an oomf reposts yeshomo content

gym is full of fitness couples hogging all the equipment should I just kms???

It's FINALLY DJ Play a Christmas Song season!!!!

zohran's got to do something about hungflation

Undisputedly the worst dick shape (long and pointy)

hey = normal (can veer into "I'm going to message first but proceed to give one word responses) heyy = horny heyyy = horny and knows you're a reach heyyyy = deranged

No one told me they moved bear night at animal to Wednesday this week

it seems anything goes traffic-wise in South Williamsburg

The way Meredith absolutely blacked out on booze and pills and can barely conceal she know that's exactly what happened

We need to bring the progenitors of the Bushwick Scowl to The Hague to answer for their crimes. Whatever happened to smiling in photos?!

I love when a headless torso profile describes themselves as "handsome" lol ok I guess we'll just have to take your word for it??

do people fuck in the locker rooms at Barry's?? otherwise what is the point of... all that?

no one is in town so I'm forced to post ass to get a little male attention

Found my lost bottle of Double Scorpio Gold!!

Only acceptable application for AI is to recognize the torso/dicks of men I have sworn off when they message me on sniffies

Time to go to bed... let me just slather on a half tub of Vaseline onto my lips real quick

Why don't I hear more references to Naomi Campbell's 2010 testimony at The Hague from gay men?

I'm sorry but anytime someone who works in big tech tries to get into a moral argument with me I'm like "how am I supposed to take you even remotely seriously?"

so many people are visiting their families this Thanksgiving it's time for faggots to return to their roots and be estranged from their parents!

Sundays scaries manifesting as replaying every stupid thing I've said to someone over the last 5 years

can we put growth hormone back in the milk every man in nyc is 5'7" my god

Oh we're back to "lay in bed with my mouth over the humidifier nozzle" season

not naming names if I were a public figure and a gay guy I'd not be hard launching my relationship until I was about to be married given the average length of gay guy relationships

no one is allowed to hog the gym equipment but me when will people get the picture

Oh things with Lisa and John are BAD bad

The cheer up Britani potluck is sooooooooooooooooooooo cringe

Mighty Nein is very excellent so far but in like... how did they get Alan Cumming and Anjelica Houston to agree to do this animated series

I do find it very depressing when an out gay man in his thirties is still putting on a straight voice like let the fag out let her be free!!

This is a post for no one but Brennan Lee Mulligan is really such a breath of fresh air on campaign 4 of Critical Role. It was the completely the right choice to shake things up a bit.

RED ALERT new gorgeous twunk with massive tits, arms and calves at the gym

at the gym and I DONT WANT TO BE HERE

the sad fact of the matter is 8-4 is the elite option for working hours if you have to go into the office but I'll never be able to get up early enough to get here at 8

has anyone paused to consider that what he meant to say was "quite Piggy" as in "quite like Miss Piggy" which would be a high compliment??????

that’s great that so many of you are so excited about wicked: for good, but i wish some of you would go about it in a way that would still make you seem fuckable

whatever happened to taking you mf backpack off when boarding the train???

Boot

one thing I'll give cat people over dog people is that they aren't low key eugenicists

I love AppleTV+ what do you mean The Studio is one of the best shows I've seen in recent memory?

God I have to stop talking

Now tell me why it's 3:45am and I'm just going to bed and I haven't even had a whiff of couquaine

thank god I found a 6'6" top in the neighborhood with boyfriend dick and a PhD in fingering

Shut down Riker's and move NYU's campus there

Dopamine is gonna hit so hard in like May and it's finally warm again

restarting because I was traveling and oh god how am I gonna do this for 6 weeks