I do think there's money to be made for me in starting a consultancy where I gently let gay guys know their "lewk" for event/concert/party etc just isn't it

what tf does "in 5" even mean????

summer has been here for 3 weeks and thanks to Ms. Shigella I have not have one fizzy cocktail on a bar patio. People should be put on trial for this

I need to get back to the gym but my doctor told me to rest for another week 😭

Hard not to draw a connection between the super jock itch that's going around and all these gay guys growing out their bushes and not showering

First time in 12 days I don't have an IV in my arm!!

Kingdom Hearts 4 trailer with no release window... oh I'm sure

I can't believe I have to go back to work tomorrow after the last 10 days I've had...

Shigella? I hardly know her!

Pro of being in the hospital is that I can finally catch up on RHORI

abs, razor sharp cheekbones, and a sleek jawline but at what cost (shigella)

Free multi-million dollar idea-- sparkling rehydration drink

Even Andy can't wrap his mind around why'd they do this

as someone of good hairline experience I will not be putting a bandana over my head like all the other Brooklyn gay boys this summer

this was a public health decision

oh no guys I wanted to have sex with are posting about how "good" they thought m*therd*sco was ln....

infamous (to me) "masc only" gay guy at the gym fully queening out with some guy.... the masquerade must end with this kind of men.

the gospel of me complaining about gay guy parties is spreading

Horror movie: in my 30s and forgot my zbiotic at home before going out drinking

well!! I got it!!

addicted to sending low ball offers on eBay

one week and this forecast is HORNY

The streets of manhattan smell like human shit again 😍

Gay guy at a midtown east crunch dramatically taking off his pump cover and for who????? the straight middle managment finance men from Long Island?

asking the algorithm to serve me the perfect beachy (but not linen) pant to wear on fire island in case it's a bit chilly when I go in two weeks

wire fest? more like "why"er fest!!! who wants to listen to robot noises all weekend?

*Trixie Mattel impression of Lady Bunny voice* Put your records on giiiiirl

posting this has felt like

alts are so corny idk like.... 2020 was 6 years ago

come with me to get to treated for the viral drug resistant gonorrhea #ad

Katya was so good on Hacks 🥹

What is it about being outside on a sunny day for a few hours that turns me into such a little sleepy guyyyyyy

the PlayStation store is a graveyard yet the Sly Cooper IP has just been sitting on a shelf collecting dust

You can tell how cheap a company is based on if they use teams or not

The back half of The Comeback S3... even the genius of Lisa Kudrow couldn't save us from MPK

why is every game bad or stuck in early access for years

Oh my god you're conspicuously locked in your underwear pic? should we tell everyone? should we throw a party? should we invite the rainy day in london town gay?

whatever happened to gay people being estranged from their parents?

Grocery delivery services should be banned. A weekly grocery run should be the great equalizer

"did you get Slayyter tickets" "did you get Kacey tickets" "did you get Robyn tickets" have you maxed out your 401k contributions? I didn't think so

so where's the radio edit of I Feel So Free

the mental fortitude it is going to take me to get through this pull day...

This is what Zac and Cody’s mom wears on a fun night out.

Death of a Salesthem

has anyone ever been HAPPY with the Tony nominations in the last decade or more? genuinely asking

It's the first week of May and the summer is already over wow

Long term forecasts saying the end of May (when I'm supposed to be in the pines) is going to be colder than usual. I don't think these weathermen know that I'm hanging on by a thread.

this will be the summer of gay guys captioning ig posts with "turning the dancefloor into a runway" while in an orttu top

May the Fourth make you shut the fuck up

anyone else notice uncut men precum more or????