I need @jamesholod.bsky.social to answer for this weather

I have deliberated with my advisors (Casey Wilson and Danielle Schneider) and I am calling for Meredith Marks to be demoted to friend of next season

giving up on a crush and muting him

Love Island Rob unfortunately has a vvv kissable face

Colton needs to GO

My job is so chaotic and stressful today I don't get paid enough for thisssssssssdsdssdsssd

In 2026 I WILL start proof reading my posts

Ari and Cynthia have simultaneous meltdowns rn I know it

There was a lot of hate on the timeline today... my plan is working

Everyone is saying they hate Meredith or they hate Heather, and yet no one is talking about Lisa?????

I think this might be the best 2nd episode of a reunion we've ever had

Ah another season of us all just looking the other way at the fact that Mary is probably leading a cult and/or exploiting her congregation.

Miranda rights? but officer, I'm a Samantha

whatever happened to the toppy woppy guy

I think the heated rivalry boys need to go away for a bit they are flying dangerously close to Anne Hathaway in 2012 territory

HK gays will be like "I'm moving to Brooklyn!!!"... and then their new apartment is in Williamsburg

Stacey Rusch woman that you are

I've just received boots on the ground intel that Troye is hung

thought a hot guy was checking me out at the gym but he was just impatiently waiting for me to finish using the other side of the cable machine :/

went to Tom Blyth's Wikipedia personal life section only to be disappointed

Jeanine really wrote two of the most devastating musical theater songs of the 21st century

I'm still here btw

as if conditions weren't bad enough the "vers bottoms" are pretending to be vers tops on the apps

wtf does khia asylum mean

really torn between my desire to stick to my principle of not fucking guys who work in private equity and my desire to get absolutely railed within an inch of my life by a guy in the neighborhood :/

Colton Underwood needs to go home I need to be able to know that when someone says Colton they are talking about ME

I legitimately just googled rates for a solo cruise trip someone please 5150 me

How aren't more rich gay guys dying during gay ski week? They're parting all night then barreling down an icy mountain in the morning? It doesn't make sense

Inside the Actor's Studi-Hole

Love the 2016 photo thing people are doing, love any trend where gay guys are like “check out how fuckable i used to look”

I will say I did look at my 2016 picks before I posted them and I think I need a neck lift like how to I get my jawline back

If there are just gonna be e-bikes on the subway now I'm gonna need DoorDash to be paying extra taxes I'm sorry

God favorite phone addict because I have Verizon but have had service all day

2026 is the year of getting real

me on fidelity dot com trying to figure out how to move my retirement savings into risk averse investments before the economy shits the bed

I just sent the most searing yet professional email to HR I'm on fire today

HR sent an email at 6pm last night saying we will have to be in person over the holidays next year and suddenly our head of HR is "out sick" today

resolution crowd go home I'm in a foul mood!!!!!!

The little girl who voiced Boo in Monster's Inc has white dreads now fyi

Rose Byrne's bobo atonement dress boot

macaulay culkin looks.... shall we say.... refreshed

I've never dabbled in the reply guy arts and I'm glad to have remained Pure after all this time

I will have a top shelf for my ass by summer

If there's one thing I'm gonna do it's NOT do something on principle

Every time they say Colton I'm like

Rinna and Candiace in the turret really is two bitches just saying excatlyyyyyyyy

Dorinda back on my TV where she belongs

remember the tweet that was like "Gay guys shut up about liking iced coffee your fathers didn't love you talk about that" now THAT was posting!

someone give Lexi Featherson the white stroke and pop of color background pfp treament

NEW CUTIE AT THE GYM I TAKE IT ALL BACK ABOUT THE RESOLUTION CROWD