so many people getting married this weekend and I'm like y'all still believe in the institution of marriage???

I need gay guys to realize that jumpsuit you picked up from the women's section of Zara is not the serve you think it is

Has everyone else's Grindr grid been like 9 people lately?

Going to the gym in the rain because it turns out I actually do want to be hot for Summer 2026

who let me post while I was blasted last night?

There's no one at Hardware bar and I couldn't be happier

VERS BAR PLAYING A CLUB REMIX OF SIMPLE AND CLEAN I KNOW THAT'S RIGHTTTTTTTTTTT

I'm really afraid Demi is going to be my top artist this year due to Here All Night plays alone

forgot in HK all you need to do is throw on a pines pantry tee and call it a day

Ever since I bushwickified my wardrobe I have nothing to wear to Hell's Kitchen

Remember the Q?

The number of gay men on sniffies who do not know how to take an appeal dick pic is astounding

When a central Brooklyn open couple repeatedly messages you about how bad they want to share you that means there's about a 4% chance they are going to follow through

Monet Xchange being engaged to some guy who used to flirt with me at David's Tea in Boston circa 2014 is a real trip

I've only seen 2 gay guys post about Dr Wendy getting arrested what is going on

I've taken stock of the state of theater in America and I've decide it's time to raise Edward Albee from the dead

fcf posts are for the horny but sexless I won't expand further

gonna start wearing a sign that says "Nope just a Northern European WASP sorry"

riddle me this: bottoms are expected to have a huge dump truck ass which requires one to... spend hours a week at the gym but work a job to afford said gym eat a ton of food but still be cleaned out for dick get plenty of sleep but be awake during too working hours (12am-2am) it's not adding up

Being in the office is pure torture. Some days I can't believe I left a job that was completely remote wtf was I thinking

Gizelle immediately coming out with "I hope they put Karen in the elderly section" of the prison... we're starting off with a bang

so who WASNT at Charli's wedding at this point

Imagine if there was a drag queen union that enforced rules around duplicate names. You'd be like oh I'm going to pieces to see Anita J. Drink's show

a new edition of "if you give a mouse a cookie" entitled "if you give a reply guy a crumb"

I NEED TO GET OFF THIS GD TRAIN

I refuse to pay double for the Acela but the Northeast regional is the devil's work

I need to get back to nyc and have hot sweaty sex immediately

the train cars on the T are so nice the MTA should be ashamed of itself

Boston is a liminal space

About to embark on a train ride to Boston and I just realized I forgot my headphones should I just throw myself onto the track?

Rewatching Mamma Mia and it's not too late to give this movie an Oscar

I know I can't pretend to objective here but Actually Romantic is, on top of being an insane move by an egomaniac, a mid track!

*picks up his anti-swiftyism sword* sigh here we go again

I really do love critical role but there is something inherently cringe about the whole enterprise idk what it is

you know Charli is in her gc laughing at these corny ass lyrics

Taylor Swift is a narcissist with a victim complex... swifties wake UP!

Todd Snyder you will never see heaven with these prices

got a new iPhone and liquid glass display looks like ASSSSSSSS

it's no longer "spooky season" past the age of 20 I'm sorry

people who refer to Paul Thomas Anderson as PTA should be jailed btw

tiktok influencers getting off Broadway solo shows... in my day we had stars

Crazy how this is the best 20 seconds of cinema ever to be captured on film

Crazy how this is the best 20 seconds of cinema ever to be captured on film

my mother while we are looking for a pre-matinee bite to eat: "what's the name of that cool place where the waitstaff sings?"

the only explain action for why some of these gay people travel so much is that they actually hate living in NYC but want to have a place to crash for the 3 weekends a year they spend here

just when you thought EA couldn't make worse games....

she's been getting a lot of play lately: :/

In many way polyamory is state sanctioned lilypadding for people who don't know how to be single

Beat the widow in Silksong I can switch to Hades 2 now