Some of you are really fucking stupid if you think Murkowski is saying Dems have no shot in Texas now. Reading comprehension is in the 7th circle of hell at this point.

The corruption is so blatantly obvious that it doesn’t feel real. It is. It’s very real. He is fleecing the country. He is the most corrupt person in the history of the country. Not just president.

Blanche: I DRIVE A DODGE STRATUS

Every person of color should apply for this. Every person who ICE has terrorized should apply for this. Every woman who can no longer safely and easily get an abortion should apply for this. Every black person who is disenfranchised by racial gerrymander should apply for this

This appointment window from 1-4pm is really going to fucking test me isn’t it

the president is raiding the treasury to put your tax dollars into this mans personal checking account as a reward for what hes doing in this picture

the president of the united states sued his own government for ten billion dollars and “settled” it by directing that government to use taxpayer money for a nearly two billion dollar slush fund to distribute to his political allies at will typing it out barely feels real

Genuinely can’t think of anything I’d rather do LESS than run in a circle inside a convention center

🐻 🐻 any bears looking for a Ptown rental for Bear Week July 11-18th? Our place The Gaybles just came available! www.airbnb.com/rooms/136875...

Back in my stone fruit era (I’m allergic)

The generation who can’t rotate a PDF are leading the charge with AI and I just think

I’ve been in the office for 15 minutes and one person is taking a personal call in the bullpen, another is listening to music without headphones, and a third is refusing to blow their nose and instead just sniffing every 1.75 seconds. Ahh collaboration

I went thru and deleted all the Xmas songs from my “top played all time” Spotify playlist. Except one. Wrapped In Red stays.

My adhd is insane today maybe I should have a 4th coffee

The WSJ editorial board is egregiously incapable of being nonpartisan. Really embarrassing for what is supposed to be the top financial paper

I need someone to explain these polls to me like I’m the girl who likes eggs from The Amanda Show. Yelling crosstabs at me does nothing for me !!

We aren’t actually peeled, but I’ve been feeling muy espresso depression lately so

My old trainer just said I looked peeled and asked if I’ve been dieting 😭😭 validating af

I just

Jump scare when I opened Grindr and it said “Hi Grindr” to me and then shoved a GLP-1 ad in my face

Doing some secret third thing* *Laundry

I’m nearing the end of my first round of being baked, should I -take a nap -play WoW

Rulla, baby, that man is no good!

No t no shade but Jack is the most handsome gay man Rosie has ever seen? Sure Jan

My entire algo is now just Zendaya, keke palmer, and Kelly Rowland clips and I couldn’t be happier

Playing wow in the hotel lobby hbu

Hosting a conference and one of the panelists is kinda

I just want to eat my cold take out and watch the new LDS documentary but I can’t get into Netflix and I’m gonna crash out !

Unrelated I ordered food from a place 20 miles away by mistake* The mistake is I’m an idiot

Is messaging someone on the apps that is 30 miles away just the norm in the Midwest? How do you live like this?

I have discovered time travel. (Cleveland, OH)

“Who needs a sugar daddy when my life is this sweet” doesn’t make any goddamn sense bc the only reason she has this sweet life is because of her sugar daddy

The banality of office conversation is a prison

Today would be a great day for it to happen

Let me be blunt: Democrats should gerrymander the ever living shit out of every state where we have unified control of government. If we need to gerrymander our way to electing a Congress that will ban gerrymandering, then we should fucking do it. open.substack.com/pub/santiago...

May the Fourth make you shut the fuck up

“It’s time to check in to your flight! 🥳🥳 …. to Cleveland! 🥲”

If you’re going to run for over an hour on the treadmill and you know you spray sweat when you run, maybe choose the machine on the end, not in the middle you fuck

Luv 2 hav my pre workout kick in for the last 20 minutes of my workout

Playing volleyball in the Gay Games in Valencia at the end of June - has anyone been? Have any hotel recommendations?

I don’t want to go to the gym I want to be a potato

Catching up on Euphoria and holy shit

Gifford House I love u but pls paint your siding back yellow! The white is too much

“Oh I wanted hot” “Well bitch then this isn’t your order, now is it?”

Watching all these GOP-controlled states race each other to gerrymander their districts before the 2026 midterms, it is hard for me to look at the timing of Callais and not conclude that the conservative justices decided the case on the earlier side to do their fellow Republicans a favor

I could live here (Ptown)

Widow Bay is such an incredible show omfg

I just feel like, and such as

Every time I restart playing world of Warcraft

A note to any and all democratic lawmakers: As a Democratic voter, I do not want you to work with republicans. Ever. At all. Don’t vote with them. Don’t play softball with them. Don’t call them “our friends across the aisle.” I want you stand against them at every turn. If you can’t, get out.