Today I am grateful for my walking pad because I don’t plan on leaving the house once

When someone tells me they “work in tech” I go “oh nice how is that?” Knowing full well I have no fucking clue what that actually means

Ok I need to watch the latest JJK first tho I forgot

I can’t wait to get ripped tonight and play DOS2.

What we really need is a…. FEDERAL GOVERNMENT! A what? A FEDERAL GOVERNMENT

I want to get dick skin lean at least once in my life but I fear I don’t have the willpower to literally starve and dehydrate myself to that extent

11.6 lbs in 9 weeks uwu

Suffered internal bleeding in my volleyball league last week (I rolled my ankle and it’s bruised)

My minion needs to send a document to a team lead by 3pm today. It is 2:55 and I haven’t seen a draft yet.

Someone primary this AIPAC loser please

Every IG reel I see is “How I stay lean year round” and it’s some 24 year old guy who has had abs since he was 12

Me to me:

Ur right I do need a cold brew

Honestly the best thing to do on a cut is to stay productive, do those tasks you’ve been putting off because if you re just thinking about your next meal, the food noise will drive you insane. Anyway I just made my next 80 dentist appointments.

Trump yells “fuck you” and flips off an auto worker in Michigan who yelled “pedophile protector” www.tmz.com/2026/01/13/t...

Kristi Noem must be impeached.

I love getting invited to things but I hate attending said things. The invite is the exciting part for me!

For whatever it’s worth these days, the NYTimes is still the country’s paper of record. Finally there’s an op-ed that I can get behind sharing. www.nytimes.com/2026/01/13/o...

Who want some

So this grifter selling snake oil to women is dating an ICE agent. That tracks so fucking well, she probably went to nursing school and bullied people in high school.

I have high hopes for Sentenced to be a Hero!

One person I would absolutely not beef with is Menswear Guy. A close second is Jamelle.

Overton window this, resist-lib that. Some of y’all need to learn to talk like a normal person

MARY PELTOLA FOR SENATE

There’s a Tr*mp appointee coming to my work to do a fireside chat who is technically my boss and I’m told it’s mandatory I go. Considering skipping as an act of protest.

Rolling your ankle is the most embarrassing sports injury. Like oh you bent the wrong way? I’m gonna cause you pain for the next 5 weeks

Crowds of protesters across the U.S. mobilized against the Trump administration’s immigration crackdown on Saturday, three days after an ICE agent shot and killed Renee Nicole Good in Minneapolis. trib.al/RXQlxWj

I started eating carrot chips with salsa if you wanna know how I’m doing mentally

Pulling myself away from DOS2 to go to the gym. 25 hours into Act 1 and I’m almost ready to approach the boss. But first, dragon

However, a couple of people that are consistently and objectively correct and worth following in times like this are: @anthonymkreis.bsky.social @chrisgeidner.bsky.social @jamellebouie.net @elienyc.bsky.social

For those wondering what Mamdani's quote, "For too long, those fluent in the good grammar of civility have deployed decorum to mask agendas of cruelty," was in reference to...

Posting normally feels weird today so I’m gonna try not to

Everyone around me on this bus is watching the ICE murder video

The “prosecute the former regime at every level” candidate has my vote in 2028.

they are recruiting for the worst, bottom-of-the-barrel chuds imaginable and those chuds are behaving exactly as you'd expect

Abolish and prosecute ICE. They did a murder in broad daylight today. Imagine what they're doing in the closed facilities we're somehow not even allowed to see.

When Kavanaugh Stops turn into Kavanaugh Killings

no, absolutely not, you all should've been nicer to my trans homies

Having a face pic as your default on sniffies makes me uncomfortable

Is it too late to get into, rise to the top of, and escape a multi-level marketing scheme?

Bro we can't just acquire a territory for another country because "I want it". That's literally how wars start.

Most in shape in the office sponsored basement gym

Thinking of the Casa Paradiso episode of Hey Arnold

One of the Christmas gifts I bought this year had a $29.99 recurring fee that I opted into unknowingly so, that’s fun

Time to send Daniel Sachs Goldman (his real name btw) packing. Vote Lander

Going to the corner store anyone need anything before we start another war?

Maybe instead of bemoaning it, more dems should be progressive and likable what a fucking concept

He can help write laws without being a member of congress. This is pure ego.