Or rather, “well why don’t you know?” Is like, the easiest follow up.

Got asked to play tournaments in Dallas, Chicago, Indianapolis, and Palm Springs this month and had to say no to all of them :(

Ok I’m here but I will not be doing cardio 😤

Legion Remix is actually really fun. A collector’s dream tbh

God I really don’t want to go out in this weather to get to the gym but I also don’t want to leave gains on the table (I had a calzone and cookies last night)

My yearly watch of Family Stone gonna hit extra hard this year 😢

I had dinner planned out until I discovered I actually don’t have ground beef. Pizza it is.

I’m consistently eating more calories than I have in my life and I’m still hungry all the time

Back kinda snapped off here

Nobody makes democrats seem as awesome as republicans do

Got my niece in trouble because I texted her 6 7 while she was in school bc I forgot it was friday

I beat Honor Mode if u even care

I think what the world needs in this moment is a bunch of celebrities singing Imagine

You’ve hit your protein goal for the day. You have the following macros left: ~500 cal ~85g carb ~25g fat What are you reaching for? (Pic unrelated)

It’s made it incredibly easy to weed out the closet conservatives, so imma keep doing it. You can scroll tho!

I need to learn more about him before I’m all in, but frankly, getting Jeffries out is all I care about

If your video begins “starting off strong with” immediately no. Immediately no. I’ve heard what I needed to hear and

Decided to kill gortash, once you knock him prone he’s easy. On to the brain. Gale, you’re up

Has anyone played Ghost of Yotei? I’m about to finish my honor mode run and need a new game before I start a 6th campaign

Hey everyone look at my new shirt

Doing my warm up sets - hamstring curls, hip abduction etc, getting ready to DL and someone just comes in off the street and raw dogs 310# no warm up 😭

Pussy Riot

Wait should I play Legion Remix

I ate too many potatoes

“Who was president in 2020?” is the question of our time

Did @jaketapper.bsky.social cover this in his “text interview” with Trump?

Feel free to attribute the following to a former OMB General Counsel: The supposed "new legal analysis" is, to use a technical legal term, horseshit. What the law actually says is that when Congress enacts a law ending a lapse, furloughed employees get paid at the earliest date possible. Period.

Look at what they have to face

I fucking hate this administration from top to bottom more than I thought possible.

Me: I just got this new pair of scissors, they are really sharp and great for cutting things I need to cut Bluesky: DONT RUN WITH THEM PLEASE BE SAFE (SORRY IM A PARENT)

Free Palestine

The Past:

Not a single positive comment in this thread so obviously this will go to the floor and get passed

You known what I want? A chicken Caesar doughnut

How your email finds me

I’m pretty fuckin carb’d up right now this chest day bout to own

I very much appreciate people like @anthonymkreis.bsky.social and @chrisgeidner.bsky.social for their levelheadedness. For me, it’s akin to “if the flight attendant is calm, you can be calm. If they are scared, then you panic”

Your weird hobbies are awesome and make you interesting. Plus, more people are into them than you think.

Kennedy from the Oregon AG's Office is now is talking about the Hegseth Texas NG, activated he says, for similar purpose of getting around Saturday's TRO. Because of that, the TRO they are seeking would bar the deployment of "the National Guard of any state or the District of Columbia" to Oregon.

Does anyone know if there’s still school tomorrow if there’s a civil war

Need someone to save this country from the fate of Ophelia tbh

Bro the fucking frog?!!!! Wayward is insane

I just cooked chicken thighs for 40 minutes in the oven, checked the internal temp, and took a bite of raw meat. This is my villain origin story and also why I’m eating pizza tonight

Jesus Christ this latest episode of Gachiakuta is fucking dark

My comfort album? 21

We should retroactively punish the confederacy, prosecute Nixon, impeach Bush (W), and prosecute Trump.

Ok I’m watching the Taylor documentary rn and it’s so obvious that no one around her has the courage to tell her no

I asked a Christian baker to write Charlie Kirk on a gay wedding cake and we've been staring at each other for 39 straight hours now

I need to get a PS5 for our ptown house so I can game while here