Bathtub Jungle Juice Fridays with Tony Dokoupil

But like…i kinda stan Colton now? I don’t know what’s happening to me

pretty sure he meant the other thing, grok, but very cool that those are your two things

Boypussy Friday with Bari Weiss. Bari’s Boypussy Party. There’s something here

Hello refugees from X, The Everything App! Come, pull up a stool! It's Whiskey Friday with Tony Dokoupil here on Bluesky!

Holy shit. Renee Good was alive when the bystander physician asked to check her pulse. She was alive when ICE refused to let him help. She was alive when they told him “I don’t care.” www.nytimes.com/live/2026/01...

Lol michael rapaport getting dragged up and down main street for being an ugly homophobe? I’ve dreamed of this

This dude is intense and correct

This leads me to believe that up until this meeting, Trump absolutely thought it was "hole milk."

If they’re US government employees, i don’t understand why we shouldn’t be able to have a full list of all ICE/DHS enforcement agents including their home office location

Kyrsten Sinema giving molly to her ex military bodyguards and fucking them after they escort her to a Taylor Swift concert is…so fucking spot on that it would be too obvious if you wrote it into a script

Schumer’s “let’s train the gestapo to be more effective” plan seems to have some obvious flaws

Chasing an ICE officer across icy terrain to try to scan the QR code he's trying to cover with his hand while he runs so I know who is staking out my local preschool, taunting the parents, and kidnapping the teachers.

“Visiting if not in the seventh layer of hell. Hit me up!”

UPDATE: Jack Daniel’s parent co. Brown-Forman tells me it has nothing to do with CBS’ “Whiskey Friday” concept. “Jack Daniel’s is not involved in any such segment, nor do we have any awareness of the segment and any potential partnerships or sponsorships.”

MEREDITH MARKS STANS RISE

Local parents groups asking if adults can ride school buses to help protect children from ICE after a special ed bus got stopped this morning. Like a Dirty Harry movie except the villain in the federal government.

Somebody needs to take away y’alls wifi passwords

y'all may remember that Justice Amy Coney Barrett claimed to have no knowledge about how the government treats trans people, & said trans people had been subject to "relatively little" discrimination y'all may not know that her skepticism had legal significance.. ballsandstrikes.org/scotus/trans...

really trying to not read the news so i dont give myself a rage stroke

welp

Daisy brand cottage cheese wants you to fistfight ICE

Kudos to the Golden Globe producer who - immediately after a joke about famous people on the Epstein list - cuts to Bill Maher.

This is also for Spy ✊🏼

Oops. “US citizens in Venezuela should leave the country immediately… “There are reports of groups of armed militias, known as colectivos, setting up roadblocks and searching vehicles for evidence of US citizenship or support for the United States.”

Always wear your 💩 Always talk your 💩

I'm still patronizing Hannibal Lector's restaurant. Of course I am! If he loses all the money from his normal customers then he also loses the incentive to serve beef and chicken and salmon. I think it's better for normies to keep patronizing Lector's House of Chianti. Otherwise the cannibals win.

Just had to explain Club Chalamet to my husband and now i think he hates me :(

do you think azealia banks has ever been tested for bpd

Cream of Wheat brain

The evidence is increasingly pointing to the probability that an ICE agent killed a woman after misreading her as a threat because he was distracted by his simultaneous effort to record her so he could upload her image to a facial recognition database.

At Status_ @oliverdarcy.bsky.social has learned that Bari Weiss, CBS News' Trump-approved minder, has held up another “60 Minutes” report: An Anderson Cooper investigation of Trump’s acceptance of white S. African refugees, which is “guaranteed to provoke Trump and inflame his MAGA base.”

Governor I was not familiar with your game

Amy Klobuchar voted for one of Trump's nominees the day after a woman in her state was murdered by ICE.

My theory that Yale Law teaches sex crimes and sociopathy in lieu of actual legal instruction gains more evidence by the day

Even in the most charitable interpretation, giving up Minneapolis’s prerogative to investigate the homicide seems to expose a misunderstanding of the dynamics of the situation.

She’s lying about a murder and also doing it wearing Camryn Manheim’s hat from Scary Movie 3

The only solution is for Minneapolis PD to arrest an ICE agent for murder, which is going to be a fucking mess. It was always heading here.

A thing i have missed about working is just casually doing kegels at my desk as a break from reading

*walks onto the skyline in a slutty cheerleader outfit* "wheeeeeennn I say fetterman you say embolism"

Traitors should be a game played by 16 women who look and act similar to Celia Imrie

we’re on track to get an antipope with supporters too ignorant to understand that it’s funny

I need a triple feature of Under Siege (seagal on boat), Under Siege 2 (seagal and katherine heigl on train), and Sudden Death (seagal at hockey game)