Monstro Elisabethshu
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a woman People Magazine once called “an unnamed friend of the deceased”
I bet my husband 250 dollars that he wouldnt be able to guess within 10 minutes at what point in Song Sung Blue that Kate Hudson loses her leg, and he won the bet 🙃🙃
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Just told him the plot of Song Sung Blue
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The women from my letterboxd top 4
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elia ayoub
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War crime upon war crime upon war crime
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Williamsburg
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🌿
1 day ago
she’s still got it
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baby jane dont is takin formula she’s doin well
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Beautiful Benefactress Badge
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I think someone is gonna end up suing barrett pall for defamation
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laura olin
3 days ago
Unfortunately, “Yo brother, legal team confirmed we can’t work with minors rn” is an instant classic
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leon
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singing him an original song i wrote called “thousands of years of inbreeding led to you”
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#survivor50
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I am 100% sure that the Jesse Singal Katie Herzog Ben Ryan Yglesias contingent are just extreme exterminationists doing barely concealed nazi shit
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5 days ago
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Trying to weaponize
@bostongayboy.bsky.social
against the federal government
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Karl Bode
5 days ago
the access tech press and facebook marketing materials always talk about how popular these PERVERT GLASSES BY MARK ZUCKERBERG are, but I somehow never see anybody actually wearing them, even here in techie Seattle
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Rusty Foster
5 days ago
We also just murdered this guy’s parents, his wife, and his son so good luck getting a peace deal
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esouthard
5 days ago
Can’t believe you withhold this insight from the folks here
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Let’s GO
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Kevin M. Kruse
6 days ago
Hey, guys, is it a troubling sign when an 80-year-old man can't remember what continent his father was born on?
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John Ryan is at GDC
7 days ago
T-virus
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onion person
8 days ago
i love when people admit that they fell for the most obvious lying and propaganda campaign in history. these people are cattle and proud of it
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No.
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Emissary Of Night | ليلى
8 days ago
uhhh oh my god
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Is he gonna either whip or criticize Senator FrankensteinsMonster from Aneursym, Pennsylvania?
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9 days ago
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Mythic 🦊
9 days ago
Thinking about this quote from Persepolis creator Marjane Satrapi again.
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Luke O'Neil
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derek guy
10 days ago
this is what they said it would be like under socialism
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condunn
10 days ago
i went to the doctor i went to the mountains i looked to the children i drank from the fountains
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Holding multiple truths is about thinking that lisa rinna and rob rausch are terrible people and candiace dillard was anointed by christ
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She’s making a really crisp clear point?
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10 days ago
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You people would march into an active woodchipper if the right kind of straight man requested it
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10 days ago
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Burn it all. Find a way to burn it all
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10 days ago
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If you think of the conservative party as a weird club for rapists and domestic abusers, the world makes more sense
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11 days ago
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“In Dune 2 I played the powerful mother of a thin desert boy” is the most perfect sentence ever created
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11 days ago
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Grudgie the Whale
11 days ago
It sounds crazy but this is just a cold factual description of what’s going on
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Everyone here is old enough to be the parent of a character in The Big Chill
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Oh my god???? I feel like the last 20 years for me are just learning how fucking depraved humanity is??
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12 days ago
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Me interacting with my Swedish coworkers
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You’ve met me at a very Clips From Sitcoms time in my life
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“Grammy and Emmy Award Winner Cristin Milioti!!!!!” - gay guys
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12 days ago
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liz lemon is a judas to all womankind
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Winter
12 days ago
So the BBC promised Davidson and StudioCanal (who made I Swear) that any swearing tics would be edited out from broadcast, and instead they left them in despite a two hour delay, and even put a fucking microphone right in front of him to ensure they picked it up - he was sat at the back of room.
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Tourette syndrome activist John Davidson says Bafta told him ‘any swearing would be edited out of the broadcast’
Davidson said he ‘can’t begin to explain how upset and distraught I have been’ over slurs he shouted during the award ceremony
https://www.theguardian.com/film/2026/feb/25/tourette-syndrome-activist-john-davidson-says-bafta-told-him-any-swearing-would-be-edited-out-of-the-broadcast
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guy with multiple two liter sodas in his desk
12 days ago
“the president’s speech is going to be over two hours long!” they’re doing kalshi shit guys. they’re leaking a bunch of stuff about a super long speech and he’ll go about 2 minutes short of the supposed mark and everyone in the white house will make $200k on it
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Jesse Thorn
13 days ago
One time I posted about one of my kids and her gender journey one trans visibility day and this dude Singal posted some made up speculation about us that was completely wrong. Then he deleted it when people called him out, but he never apologized or anything. 🤮
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Post-Left Watch
13 days ago
Tucker Carlson very obviously and openly hates minorities like every other Republican.
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Yeah newsom is straight up saying that he regrets being loudly pro marriage equality
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Axios
14 days ago
Top Democratic officials who worked on the party's still-secret autopsy of the 2024 election concluded that Kamala Harris lost significant support because of the Biden administration's approach to the war in Gaza, Axios has learned.
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Scoop: DNC officials working on secret report found Gaza stance cost Harris votes
The DNC's research on what went wrong in 2024 has been under lock and key since party leaders decided to hide it from the public.
https://www.axios.com/2026/02/22/dnc-2024-autopsy-harris-gaza
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Angel Massie Warriors! We ride!!!
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