Monstro Elisabethshu
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a woman People Magazine once called “an unnamed friend of the deceased”
Bathtub Jungle Juice Fridays with Tony Dokoupil
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about 18 hours ago
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But like…i kinda stan Colton now? I don’t know what’s happening to me
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about 19 hours ago
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The Author, Séamas O'Reilly
about 20 hours ago
pretty sure he meant the other thing, grok, but very cool that those are your two things
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Maybe Miri
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Boypussy Friday with Bari Weiss. Bari’s Boypussy Party. There’s something here
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about 21 hours ago
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Cooper Lund
about 22 hours ago
Hello refugees from X, The Everything App! Come, pull up a stool! It's Whiskey Friday with Tony Dokoupil here on Bluesky!
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Armin Samii
1 day ago
Holy shit. Renee Good was alive when the bystander physician asked to check her pulse. She was alive when ICE refused to let him help. She was alive when they told him “I don’t care.”
www.nytimes.com/live/2026/01...
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Live Updates: Newly Released Records Detail Chaos During Fatal ICE Shooting in Minneapolis
https://www.nytimes.com/live/2026/01/15/us/minneapolis-shooting-ice?unlocked_article_code=1.E1A.cAtO.27tTcxkzuIwX&smid=nytcore-ios-share
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Lol michael rapaport getting dragged up and down main street for being an ugly homophobe? I’ve dreamed of this
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Street Sharks Explained 🇨🇺🇵🇸
2 days ago
This dude is intense and correct
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Parker Molloy
2 days ago
This leads me to believe that up until this meeting, Trump absolutely thought it was "hole milk."
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If they’re US government employees, i don’t understand why we shouldn’t be able to have a full list of all ICE/DHS enforcement agents including their home office location
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Kyrsten Sinema giving molly to her ex military bodyguards and fucking them after they escort her to a Taylor Swift concert is…so fucking spot on that it would be too obvious if you wrote it into a script
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Schumer’s “let’s train the gestapo to be more effective” plan seems to have some obvious flaws
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3 days ago
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Katie
3 days ago
Chasing an ICE officer across icy terrain to try to scan the QR code he's trying to cover with his hand while he runs so I know who is staking out my local preschool, taunting the parents, and kidnapping the teachers.
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“Visiting if not in the seventh layer of hell. Hit me up!”
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Dave Infante
3 days ago
UPDATE: Jack Daniel’s parent co. Brown-Forman tells me it has nothing to do with CBS’ “Whiskey Friday” concept. “Jack Daniel’s is not involved in any such segment, nor do we have any awareness of the segment and any potential partnerships or sponsorships.”
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MEREDITH MARKS STANS RISE
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Katelyn Burns
5 days ago
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Norm Charlatan
5 days ago
Local parents groups asking if adults can ride school buses to help protect children from ICE after a special ed bus got stopped this morning. Like a Dirty Harry movie except the villain in the federal government.
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Somebody needs to take away y’alls wifi passwords
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Barred and Boujee aka Madiba Dennie
5 days ago
y'all may remember that Justice Amy Coney Barrett claimed to have no knowledge about how the government treats trans people, & said trans people had been subject to "relatively little" discrimination y'all may not know that her skepticism had legal significance..
ballsandstrikes.org/scotus/trans...
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This Is the History of Anti-Trans Bigotry Amy Coney Barrett Doesn’t Want to Talk About
Barrett thinks transgender people have been subjected to “relatively little” discrimination. This amicus brief aims to set the record straight.
https://ballsandstrikes.org/scotus/trans-sports-cases-discrimination-history/
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Matt Miller
5 days ago
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really trying to not read the news so i dont give myself a rage stroke
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ryan cooper
5 days ago
welp
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Daisy brand cottage cheese wants you to fistfight ICE
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Josh Drescher
5 days ago
Kudos to the Golden Globe producer who - immediately after a joke about famous people on the Epstein list - cuts to Bill Maher.
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Antonio
5 days ago
This is also for Spy ✊🏼
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Mark Chadbourn
7 days ago
Oops. “US citizens in Venezuela should leave the country immediately… “There are reports of groups of armed militias, known as colectivos, setting up roadblocks and searching vehicles for evidence of US citizenship or support for the United States.”
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Solomon
8 days ago
Always wear your 💩 Always talk your 💩
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Crip Dyke
7 days ago
I'm still patronizing Hannibal Lector's restaurant. Of course I am! If he loses all the money from his normal customers then he also loses the incentive to serve beef and chicken and salmon. I think it's better for normies to keep patronizing Lector's House of Chianti. Otherwise the cannibals win.
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Just had to explain Club Chalamet to my husband and now i think he hates me :(
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do you think azealia banks has ever been tested for bpd
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Cream of Wheat brain
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Radley Balko
8 days ago
The evidence is increasingly pointing to the probability that an ICE agent killed a woman after misreading her as a threat because he was distracted by his simultaneous effort to record her so he could upload her image to a facial recognition database.
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Tim Karr
8 days ago
At Status_
@oliverdarcy.bsky.social
has learned that Bari Weiss, CBS News' Trump-approved minder, has held up another “60 Minutes” report: An Anderson Cooper investigation of Trump’s acceptance of white S. African refugees, which is “guaranteed to provoke Trump and inflame his MAGA base.”
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The Shadow Over ‘60’
As Sharyn Alfonsi's “60 Minutes” report remains shelved, Status has learned that an Anderson Cooper piece is also caught in a prolonged editorial review process, frustrating the veteran producer attac...
https://www.status.news/p/60-minutes-bari-weiss-cbs-news-cecot
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Eli Valley
9 days ago
Governor I was not familiar with your game
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Matt Novak
9 days ago
Amy Klobuchar voted for one of Trump's nominees the day after a woman in her state was murdered by ICE.
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My theory that Yale Law teaches sex crimes and sociopathy in lieu of actual legal instruction gains more evidence by the day
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southpaw
10 days ago
Even in the most charitable interpretation, giving up Minneapolis’s prerogative to investigate the homicide seems to expose a misunderstanding of the dynamics of the situation.
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She’s lying about a murder and also doing it wearing Camryn Manheim’s hat from Scary Movie 3
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The only solution is for Minneapolis PD to arrest an ICE agent for murder, which is going to be a fucking mess. It was always heading here.
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A thing i have missed about working is just casually doing kegels at my desk as a break from reading
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*walks onto the skyline in a slutty cheerleader outfit* "wheeeeeennn I say fetterman you say embolism"
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Traitors should be a game played by 16 women who look and act similar to Celia Imrie
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Amy Ash
10 days ago
we’re on track to get an antipope with supporters too ignorant to understand that it’s funny
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I need a triple feature of Under Siege (seagal on boat), Under Siege 2 (seagal and katherine heigl on train), and Sudden Death (seagal at hockey game)
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