So uh. What’s the basis of the charge then

one rhetorical trick the right uses is to reframe civil rights issues as being about racial discrimination in a very broad sense, when the actual civil rights movement was about a very specific type of racial discrimination directed at one very specific demographic

Christ, John Roberts is a fucking gutter racist

She is in a room full of pedophile and pedophile defenders so maybe she was trying to make them like her with this haircut

Found out that a lot of Europe is on vacation Thursday and Friday so this will be me working for a European company on Thursday and Friday

He is behaving like he is Beatrix Kiddo and just figured out how to wiggle his big toe

matt taibbi got called out for writing creepy sexist stuff during MeToo and immediately pivoted his entire career to proving every single one of his critics right

The amount of misinformation we’re getting about an incident that just occurred in front of 1,500 news reporters is truly the metaphor of our generation.

Lmao

The series finale of Dinosaurs was an emotionally brutal reflection on corporate greed and climate change, the entire family accepting the grim inevitability of death due to a handful of rich assholes making life for everyone else literally impossible. en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Changin...

Marie Concentrationkamp-Perez picking her scabs and thinking of more shit spaghetti to throw against a wall

An “Arcadia” movie starring Chase Infiniti as Thomasina

When i was a sophomore at notre dame they did a production of oscar wilde “salome” in traditional kabuki style mostly played with white actors. On an unrelated note, look at kari lake’s face

It’s so funny because if you follow this doofball’s annoying thoughts on twitter, no one is more annoying than him! He’s wrong constantly! He’s near “drool on himself” levels of incoherent.

I take a really sick pleasure out of dom-ing my husband by just texting him a meal with no context as a way to inform him this is what he will be eating tonight and he can eat elsewhere if he doesnt like it

don't make me tap the 1920s-Klan-Shit sign again.

Dude forgot to take the sticker off his pants

Donald Trump Mr. Bean-ing his way to accidentally becoming the savior of the human race from climate change would be *incredibly* funny.

lol

75yo neocon columnist: This YouTuber Says Capitalism Is Not “On Fleek”, But Is He Mogging Democrats’ Midterm Chances? 38 year old fellow at the Institute for Ethical Euthenasia of the Homeless: this is the most important thing youll read this year. if youre not scared youre not paying attention

Barbs down BAD

Good god the kicker:

DRAG BEFORE COMMUNISM

Genuine lol

My 10 yr old pug while im on a work call

I'm screaming. Y'all. Read the alt text. Please. 😭🤣

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I have still never learned who Alex Earle, Alex Cooper, or Brianna Chickenfry are. I have not been burdened by knowledge.

Forget about the substance, the reveal that “most of” the justices talked to Mollie Hemingway for her book is bananas. Hemingway is a right-wing freak who runs a conspiracy theory blog. If literally any of the justices are taking this person seriously, the Supreme Court is GONE gone.

i know it smells wild in there

You really really have to listen to this to believe it.

Median yankees fan

Hell yeah brother we’re doing old school heresy again

I think society started to go to shit when Will from Will & Grace replaced Sarah McLachlin in those ASPCA starving dog commercials

Sometimes there is such wisdom in a bgb yammering shitpost

she is underestimating the magnitude of my ire. i have plenty of ire to go around.

“beloved heroes from three distinct universes will be set on a deadly collision course and face an existential threat unlike anything they’ve ever encountered.”

Exactly one year ago today:

I saw a Bethenny Frankel kombucha commercial that made me feel like I was staring into the gaping maw of a hell dimension

For me, a big “aha” moment in law school was when I realized that every year, the handful of normal, median-ish guys (they were all guys) who would land huge clerkships seemingly out of nowhere were all officers in the student FedSoc chapter

I spent 2.5x the years that JD Vance has been Catholic in Catholic school ALONE. I swear to god adult catholic converts are all fucking monsters

Short...no, wait, verbatim JD Vance: “I think it’s very, very important for the pope to be careful when he talks about matters of theology.” www.lawyersgunsmoneyblog.com/2026/04/area...

This woman is a handpicked Trump supporter from Arkansas and she is less anti-trans than the median Atlantic columnist

truly funny how little of a fuck he gives lol

I wanted a vote on Moon Naming Rights!!!!

Rightwingers positing that Trump is currently experiencing demonic possession lololol

It's not a counterpunch, guys. The pope didn't throw a punch. www.nytimes.com/2026/04/12/u...

Is he saying like…Vatican City crime? Crime within Vatican City isn’t being prosecuted?

Whenever i make an elaborate meal i’m like “oh im a lawyer with a big dick and decent pecs who can slap together a fancy meal, it doesnt matter that i have barely concealed anger management issues”