Even in the most charitable interpretation, giving up Minneapolis’s prerogative to investigate the homicide seems to expose a misunderstanding of the dynamics of the situation.

She’s lying about a murder and also doing it wearing Camryn Manheim’s hat from Scary Movie 3

The only solution is for Minneapolis PD to arrest an ICE agent for murder, which is going to be a fucking mess. It was always heading here.

A thing i have missed about working is just casually doing kegels at my desk as a break from reading

*walks onto the skyline in a slutty cheerleader outfit* "wheeeeeennn I say fetterman you say embolism"

Traitors should be a game played by 16 women who look and act similar to Celia Imrie

we’re on track to get an antipope with supporters too ignorant to understand that it’s funny

I need a triple feature of Under Siege (seagal on boat), Under Siege 2 (seagal and katherine heigl on train), and Sudden Death (seagal at hockey game)

Dan D'Addario’s take on the new CBS Evening News is unflinchingly and deservedly brutal. “… a Weissian willingness to bulldoze past that which might seem too untidy for whatever hypothetical viewer he and his editor have in mind.” Good on him and Variety. variety.com/2026/tv/colu...

Seeing “sextravaganza” next to ezra klein’s face has made me feel a despair i didnt know i could feel

I am still kinda reeling over a normal person saying “it’s weird to put titties on a cartoon dog in a video game character made for children” and then a bunch of people dogpiling and attacking her for saying it

This is both so inappropriate and so fucking funny

remember to leave bullet casings out for ashli babbitt tonight ❤️❤️✝️

Kelly Dodd Jump Scare

Mandatory Judith Butler discussion groups I’m so fucking serious

Bari Weiss hires an avowed transphobe and a homophobe child of a KKK leader

I start my new job tomorrow and I’m feeeeeeeeeeeelin good

amazing how the entire machine can pivot within 24 hours. no need to slowly upsell the argument; just issue new marching orders

Call me skank again and I’ll rip that nasty hair out of ya fuckin head

🎤🎤Ann Lee / To Liboudiboo Douchoo / Ann Lee / Ann Lee Mejoo Mooooow🎤🎤

I am OVERJOYED

I am developing a theory that everyone still on twitter has porridge brain

Show it to me Rachel

In an act of unimaginable cruelty, i married my ex’s ex

Compare this to Biden leaving Afghanistan & think about what the incentives are for every American politician

etc

It's illegal for the president to relieve student loan debt. It's completely fine for the president to unilaterally decide to have the head of a foreign nation black bagged on foreign soil.

Feeling very Anya/Halfrek today

Tony Doukopil’s Patriotism Tour will continue until morale improves

You have to go through Congress for anything resembling this type of war. Round up Massie and Paul types and have him removed. The people in this administration are on actual drugs and have insatiable bloodlust and bespoke mental illnesses. He has to go, and everybody with him.

Like…if your fridge or dishwasher was somehow generating screen images of CSAM, the FBI would be raiding the manufacturer but here we are…

Kind of incredible that people are still justifying being on X, a site that is creating content that, if it were on your hard drive or something you sent in an email attachment, would get you a visit from the FBI.

How ‘bout a hot dog for this ravenous gal

this is the stupidest thing I’ve ever read from McMegan, I think, which is a remarkable achievement

I refuse to believe that Song Sung Blue is real

The cottage industrial complex of fitness influencers whose only beat is to ask their gay followers whether they should shave their chest or not

as we watch the ny times rehab marjorie taylor greene, if only we had some kind of template for this kind of behavior in the recent past

Disappointed to see Jon Stewart & co joke about masking in public. I do it for my medically fragile daughter (Batten Disease). People not masking properly led to her getting pneumonia, which led to her being on life support, which led to me getting price quotes on her cremation just in case.

lets get slutty today

"Did you see what Mark Cuban posted? Oh did you see the clapb—" You shake yourself awake in the cold North Atlantic water. You are not online. It is July of 1858. You are a baleen whale, and you have changed your mind. The future most not come to pass. The telegraph cable must break.

Shane’s dad at the cottage:

American Canto paperback cover

“Avatar didn’t move the needle in pop culture” oh yeah? What about the amazing 30 Rock joke where Julianne Moore says she was rooting for the bad guys because she was drunk?

Fartlow is an all-time poster. Her brain is made of Cream of Wheat

Art!

Lemme watch Kate Bush Christmas “Babushka”