This is like when I was a kid and my Dad would pretend like we were just coincidentally driving past the hobby store on our way home, and maybe he'll just "pop in for minute" before abandoning me in the car for an hour. Except my dad was into slot cars, not the sex trafficking of women and girls.

My wife put on Sister Act and I almost just called Whoopi Goldberg Oprah Goldberg. This baby has to start sleeping through the night soon.

DEI for sure went too far

Now @sharonwaxman.bsky.social is reporting at @thewrap.com that a group of Wasserman music agents have delivered Casey Wasserman an ultimatum: "sell them the music business and leave or they will leave the agency." Additionally Chappell Roan is expected to leave Wasserman "imminently"

I guess I get people who want to go to space but why the fuck would just some person want to go to the moon? There's nothing up there, and it is as inhospitable to human life as an environment can be. It's like saying "I will soon make it so anyone can go to the middle of a roaring fire" Okay?????

We should just use forums again! I feel very strongly about this!

Yeah I’m looking for my dog (girlfriend who has a restraining order against me and she has a dog) and here’s the picture of the dog (she walks this dog and I can use it to figure out her schedule) thanks for sending all footage my way

Bad Bunny gave an inspiring and sexy celebration of America while a pre-taped Kid Rock has calves like a child who goes to the nurse’s office every day during PE.

Guy At Super Bowl Party Brought Football For Some Reason https://theonion.com/guy-at-super-bowl-party-brought-football-for-some-reason/

I have no evidence other than this single piece of anecdotal but I bet the percentage of rapists who are on the carnivore diet is nuts

Many have questioned our decision to put Jeffrey Epstein in a cell with Frank "The Billionaire Murderer" Garbanzo but honestly it makes me laugh how little you armchair experts know about prison administration.

LA Taco is doing some tireless reporting at a time like this, you can donate to them here givebutter.com/lataco_nov

My friend put this in my brain: does anybody remember a fairly recently released horror movie that was unfinished for like decades? I think it's Scandanavian??? This is going to be driving me nuts for a long time, I think it was on Shudder for a while.

“If you do what you love, you’ll never work a day in your life.”

They are totally shutting down Whipple, where people have been continually protesting peacefully for a month. There is no more 1st Amendment. Forcing them to close aid station. #whipple #minneapolis #minnesota #iceout

my colleagues at @racketmn.com are raising funds for a local mom who needs help with rent. the total is $4,785—we’re trying to raise $4,000 as a four-person newsroom. i believe racket readers can do it this weekend!!! V: @em-cassel PP: @biketrouble please share widely and donate if you can! 💗✨

"It really undermines the legacy of what these games are supposed to represent." LA City Councilmember Monica Rodriguez calling for Casey Wasserman to resign on Spectrum, referencing the USA gymnastic team members who were abused by team doctor Larry Nassar

👀 Apparently, Ross Douthat invited Seth Harp to debate him on Douthat's "Interesting Times" NYT podcast. Harp says that the episode was recorded, Douthat got crushed, and RD/NYT decided not to publish it. What? x.com/sethharpesq/...

Saw a reddit post that said "What did Bane mean when he said 'You think darkness is your ally. But you merely adopted the dark I was born in it, molded by it. I didn't see the light until I was already a man by then it was nothing to me but BLINDING!' and I don't know how that could be any clearer??

He's got nothing on the king

as someone who tries to work in these spaces outside my work.. this is such a brutal, elegant gutpunch of reality. (try fighting with San Franciscans on efforts to open even the most modest Safe Injection Site!)

The live-action Dilbert sitcom pilot IS real, but cannot hurt you. Unless you go to the Library of Congress, in which case it absolutely can. defector.com/i-watched-th...

Labour may be the most embarrassing political party in the world

Stay with me here, and this might be a crazy one so strap in: what if we invented a baby that went to sleep?

This image has become an @midnight prompt

The public made noise for Liam Ramos and it got him released from Dilley. Now we must make noise for 7 year old Diana Crespo. Her parents were taking her for emergency medical care when ICE grabbed them, and she’s rotting in the camp sick and exposed to measles. Get them out!

Organizers have collected 14 lotion bottles, two deodorant bottles, and one AA Battery that detainees have thrown over the fences with notes attached to them. The full story: lataco.com/captive-loti... By Aisha Wallace-Palomares

It's so funny that when you finish The Pitt HBO recommends Task, like it's all a part of the greater Pennsylvania television universe

True to form, power protects power. Casey Wasserman must resign, and Los Angeles deserves a mayor who isn't afraid to call for it.

Looking good! Very normal (they're not in motion here, this is them while they're just sitting still)

It's fucking nauseating the way these people pretend like it was a bunch of 16 year old girls just lining up to have sex with this man and not a coordinated effort to pay, blackmail, and/or threaten vulnerable teenagers into being sex trafficked by a man with infinite resources and protections

Karen Bass refusing to speak out against Epstein’s friend Casey Wasserman is pure cowardice. An easy win to demand he resign but Bass doesn’t want to upset her donors, & maybe more importantly, she doesn’t want to switch her stance on the games. Either way, cancel the Olympics!

the biden border bill and choosing to run on a “border patrol endorsed” piece of legislation should go down as not only cowardly and backward thinking but one of the worst strategic political decisions by democrats in recent memory, everyone involved should be out of politics forever

i guested on one of my favorite podcasts, which is called I Hate Bill Maher. this required me to watch an episode of Real Time. it was terrible. the podcast is good though

New I Hate Bill Maher w/ @midimyers.com. Marjorie Taylor Greene returns to the panel, Joe Scarborough largely comes off as normal, and Nate Bargatze receives a very special gift... pod.link/1746469734/e...

Raptors are such a bummer to root for this year. Absolute no idea what you're getting game to game.

Shout out to the morons with shit like "neoliberalisn works" in their bio who were talking about Chuck Schumer being a political genius like four days ago

Epstein & associates sending each other links to various New Rules is the least surprising shit ever

Oh, so a guy can't even be in an apple thief's phone without being accused of being an apple thief himself* *Also you were texting the apple thief "I love to eat your apples can you get me a red delicious???" because the apple thief ran an enormous, international apple sex trafficking ring

I say this as a victim and as a lawyer and as a journalist and as a woman in public, no one, literally no one in power, cares about victims of sexual violence. This is why they promise women more police and prisons (allegedly to help them) while fancy men who are friends with Epstein go free.

Holding my beautiful sleeping baby as I listen to a couple Peter Attia podcast episodes on Spotify so it will let me call him a pedophile in the comments.

To arrest Richard Ramirez would be to give into the mob

Gov. Josh Shapiro called District Attorney Larry Krasner's comparison of ICE agents to Nazis "abhorrent." Krasner responded that Shapiro is "not meeting the moment."

CHOTINER: And the pizza place, what’s it called? ME: Dominos. CHOTINER: Right. And you can order from your laptop? ME: Yeah. Well, I can also use my phone. Sometimes that’s quicker. CHOTINER: And all the food in your fridge and pantry. When do you eat that? ME: Now hang on a second,

The Trump admin wont name the agents who killed Alexi Pretti. So we are.

This is the U Penn donor who helped push the President out, pushed to eliminate arts & science offerings, and drafted Trumps "compact" with universities. People like Rowan repeatedly claimed the moral high ground to impose their agenda on students and faculty.

Here's Chuck Schumer talking like a zooted out Mel Gibson

BOBBY KOTICK AND GHISLAINE WERE FUCKIN?

Talking crazy shit to the baby because I got her into the bassinet without her waking up. Fucking clown.