today on the streetcar the man sitting across from me ended what seemed like an important business call with “well, as snoopy would say: gawrsh!” then he frowned, looked at me, mouthed “goofy?”, I nodded, then he said “I’m just being goofy!” and hung up, and gave me a thumbs up

BREAKING: Man threatens to leave place he does not live in

Whoops, the courts were slow and Merrick Garland ran out of time... Whoops, can't do anything about Virginia because the midterms so close anyways... Whoops, Jared Polis is on his last 6 months of his final term... ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

Seeing Sofie Gråbøl in the new Chestnut Man season

"They don't have big tits in China" kicks so much fucking ass

My opponent’s mom is spending $2.5 million to take me down, your independent City Controller who’s accountable to YOU, the people. Their attack ads make no sense and show that my opponent is not qualified to be the City’s accountant and auditor! Remember to vote by June 2!

Corporate landlords and the LA Police Union has spent over a million dollars (so far!) to stop me. I’m fully funded by individual donors like you and we need your help to spread our message across the city. Link below to donate! secure.actblue.com/donate/nithy...

20 seconds into the final New Rule and Bill Maher's already getting mad at the crowd for either not laughing enough, or laughing at all? It's unclear.

I'm kind of impressed the way Disney and Netflix each managed to fuck up their potential big money franchises, The Witcher and The Mandalorian, independently of each other and around the same time.

Andy Cohen looks like shit

In 2017, Criselda Vasquez painted this portrait of her parents and titled it "The New American Gothic." Last month, her father, the man in this portrait, was abducted by ICE after being in the US for 30+ years. The family is now struggling with bills. A GoFundMe has been started: gofund.me/456d8a193

i’ve been thinking of what could even be said about such a tragedy. someone said it best that trans people are “born so late and die so young”. we uproot our lives and transition and live more life than anyone else ever does and society punishes us for it. we deserve better

The nakba never ended.

NEW on the podcast: REI workers are calling for a national consumer boycott of the popular outdoor sports co-op during it’s annual anniversary sale from May 15-25. I sat down with Ashley, a worker in Greensboro, NC to talk about what’s been happening at the table, boycotts as a tactic, and more.

New episode of I Hate Bill Maher is out with @ugarles.bsky.social . Perhaps one can prep themselves for the horror of John Fetterman doing a one on one interview, but can you possibly be ready for Dan Crenshaw immediately afterwards? Charles would argue... no. pod.link/1746469734/e...

"Hey Mayor, I've noticed your wife has listened to songs that sound about 1/4 as offensive as anything off the Marshall Mathers LP. Care to comment?"

22. @oldmanweldon.bsky.social tricked me by saying Maher was interviewing Fetterman but he didn't tell me that ALSO the panel was Dan Crenshaw and Donna Brazile.

Airbnb is the biggest funder of a PAC spending $1,000,000 to keep Karen Bass in office. Right there in the fine print.  Bass delivers the policy Airbnb wants. Airbnb spends millions to elect Bass. Angelenos pay higher rents. Pay-to-play. In the open. With receipts.

Jesse Brown once (rightfully) called out Ben Shapiro's horrific racism and how it inspired the Quebec Mosque shooter and is now openly working with him to host a massive pro genocide rally in Toronto

The relevant portion of the Jason Collins discussion

The NYT loves to publish evil gay men.

He looks really good

I was trying to decide who I should ask to watch the Fetterman Club Random in very short notice and the answer I came up with was "why would anyone say yes to this?"

NATO must come together to bomb Tom Friedman's home and office

Started working out again, gonna give it a few months and then start posting like a guy whose wife just left him

Hey what’s up guys (can you say “guys” anymore due to Wokeness?), welcome to the Washington Post’s new podcast, “You Were Right To Unsubscribe”, which we are also releasing in video form for reasons unclear even to our loved ones who would presumably enjoy seeing us. Let’s get into it

One of the hosts of this show is proof that medical science can now transplant a beard onto a thumb

Jason Collins coming out while he was still playing was a huge deal and something he didn't have to do. RIP and thoughts to his family.

It's crazy how bad this post is and how much worse the replies to it are

My sources inside the UK government say the death penalty, for being washed, being considered for PM Keir Starmer. I am pro-life and take no pleasure in reporting this.

I will never understand how Cuckoo was basically written off. It's SO good.

A tale of how moderation works around here, in two parts

*clears throat* "Star Wars"

Clarence Thomas' taxes got leaked and showed he'd been reporting income through a business that no longer existed and I'm pretty sure that's called money laundering and I didn't see any Democrats other than some of the squad ever bring it up

This would work on me

“From” is the best TV show running at this point I think. It hasn’t hit mainstream because the first three seasons were exclusively on MGM+ which nobody has heard of, but now that it’s on prime I think people should watch! It’s great

Just put in for my last available week of unemployment haha woooo let’s go, freefall baby sub to the newsletter ya dorks, shit's about to get way weirder what else can you do in the face of a completely uncertain future but do art, write well, and get goofy

New episode of I Hate Bill Maher with Molly Ruben-Long! New atheists! A barking dog! A TV host screaming about how he refuses to learn new things! It's got it all! pod.link/1746469734/e...

I will never die

I've been killed

Lmao @aaron.bsky.team only gave me two strikes because I am cis and thus do not qualify for bluesky's trans strike penalty

Because Draymond Green is on my TV: Draymond Green has 43 playoff games with more turnovers than made field goals, tied with Kendrick Perkins for the most such games since turnovers were first tracked in the 70s.

YOU, SIMPLE: Star Fox looks weird ME, COMPLEX: Slippy Toad doesn't sound like a big enough pussy

I simply would not have done any of this

New episode of I Hate Bill Maher with Molly Ruben-Long! New atheists! A barking dog! A TV host screaming about how he refuses to learn new things! It's got it all! pod.link/1746469734/e...

Like the vast majority of spiders (certain Australian psychopaths excepted) the Brown Recluse does not seek confrontation and will only bite if threatened or trapped. To use words Kyle Rittenhouse will understand, Brown Recluses have a Castle Doctrine and abide by strict Stand Your Ground laws.

NEW: Babies Are Bleeding to Death as Parents Reject a Vitamin Shot Given at Birth The vitamin K shot, a lifesaving injection given to newborns to prevent uncontrollable bleeding of the brain and intestines, has become collateral damage of the anti-vaccine movement.