Some of you have forgotten that the power actually belongs to the people and it shows

Although I have stacks of unread books at home, don't think I won't be partaking in one of my comfort activities of visiting a used bookstore during lunch. We must do what keeps us sane in these times.

We made it back up to 0°!

This wind chill will leave you numb so it's basically a man?

live, laugh, let's get panda express for lunch

Jesus would have lived in Boystown

Sorry I haven’t been funny recently I have been eating more vegetables

Nutritionist: You want to aim for 2000-2500 calories. Me: And then how many in the evening?

I miss when people actually were sort of decent.

Fine, I'll drink my way through all... this...

I don't know who needs to hear this but take your full lunch break.

Whenever current events feel heavy and overwhelming I tend to spend less time on social media and more time reading. Can you believe I've already read 3,487 books already this year? Wow.

Reese’s Peanut Butter Eggs are back. Lord give me strength.

Turned the heat up to 70 like some sort of billionaire.

Snow on the beach, weird but fucking beautiful.

My new year's resolution is to make new friends in different areas of the city so I always have a place to pee.

I know it's just dopamine, but it feels so real to me..

Sorry for finding your instagram page and liking every single photo from the past four years

Yes, I WILL sit and watch an episode of Paw Patrol, idgaf

I saw Hamnet this afternoon and I cried. Like, a lot. Happy Sunday!

Spending the day at the mall to finish up holiday shopping and so far I've bought gifts for me, me and me.

My favorite thing to do at a white elephant gift exchange is to buy something I really want and then choose my own gift, pretending I didn't bring it.

I love that my gym's treadmills have little cup holders for your cocktails

Walgreens cashier asked if I was ready to check out. Little does she know I've been checked out since October.

Update on the snow situation from my patio, GOOD MORNING!

Well, well, well...hit my goal 25 days early! Might just sit down for the rest of the year.

Anyone want to get wine drunk and watch QVC all day?

If you have a pet but didn't hang a stocking for them, you are a BAD pet owner

I need a yearly Wrapped that's just a list of the people I waved to the most on the running path

I'm never eating again until dinner.

No, I haven't watched that hockey show yet but I did watch some YouTube videos of dogs being reunited with their owners who'd been away!

Just ran my 2000th gay mile of the year!

Mexico City, you are beautiful ❤️

Just ran 10 miles in the snow did I win anything?

Let me know if you see any Black Friday deals on toilet paper, laundry detergent or trash bags cuz that shit has gotten expensive, thanks

I know a place.

🎵Have you ever heard the wolf cry to the blue corn moon, or asked the grinning bobcat why he grinned? 🎵

¡Saludos desde México!

Sure, but can AI multitask with a coffee, a diet coke and a bottle of water on its desk at the same time?

My gym crush walked in wearing a red hat and WHEW the disappointment I almost FELT

Never give up on your dreams. Unless they're dumb.

Alexa, do 10 sit-ups for me.

I don't care WHO you are, if I walk past your house and your cat is sitting in the window I WILL stop and talk to it, don't try me.

Once I figure out how to get more than 6 hours of sleep it's over for you bitches.

Today has big 'sit down in the shower' energy.

Just ran my 1900th gay mile of the year!

Checking to see if Dr. Luke produced this new Katy song before bopping to it

I don't like the person I become when I'm tracking a package.

In honor of last night's election results, I'm gonna be gay on my run this morning.

Hope is a dangerous thing for a woman like me to have - but i have it…Oh wait, that's a bottle of whiskey, but whatever