Ludwig
@paulludwig.bsky.social
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Breadstick Ambassador. Dipping Sauce Historian.
I know a place.
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🎵Have you ever heard the wolf cry to the blue corn moon, or asked the grinning bobcat why he grinned? 🎵
5 days ago
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¡Saludos desde México!
5 days ago
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Sure, but can AI multitask with a coffee, a diet coke and a bottle of water on its desk at the same time?
8 days ago
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My gym crush walked in wearing a red hat and WHEW the disappointment I almost FELT
10 days ago
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Never give up on your dreams. Unless they're dumb.
11 days ago
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Alexa, do 10 sit-ups for me.
15 days ago
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I don't care WHO you are, if I walk past your house and your cat is sitting in the window I WILL stop and talk to it, don't try me.
16 days ago
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Once I figure out how to get more than 6 hours of sleep it's over for you bitches.
17 days ago
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Today has big 'sit down in the shower' energy.
17 days ago
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Just ran my 1900th gay mile of the year!
19 days ago
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Checking to see if Dr. Luke produced this new Katy song before bopping to it
20 days ago
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I don't like the person I become when I'm tracking a package.
21 days ago
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In honor of last night's election results, I'm gonna be gay on my run this morning.
23 days ago
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Hope is a dangerous thing for a woman like me to have - but i have it…Oh wait, that's a bottle of whiskey, but whatever
23 days ago
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I'm in my 'eat your entire recommended daily calorie intake at breakfast' era.
24 days ago
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Glad I'm not passive aggressive. Unlike some people I know.
25 days ago
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Look, if listening to All I Want For Christmas Is You starting today brings you joy in these confusing and difficult times, you go right ahead. FIND YOUR PEACE AND HAPPINESS, FRIENDS!
26 days ago
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Unfortunately, my Sexy Mitch McConnell costume didn't arrive in time.
27 days ago
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Slapping a band-aid on my shoulder and dressing up as a flu shot recipient.
28 days ago
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Yes, I have an entire section of the closet that's just random items I might need one day for a theme party or halloween costume, and no, I haven't worn any of it for over a decade BUT YOU NEVER KNOW
28 days ago
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I really hope these 18 bags of Reese's peanut butter cups are going to be enough for the zero trick-or-treaters I get.
29 days ago
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Might run for Congress just so I can get 52 weeks of vacation per year.
about 1 month ago
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Mission Accomplished, y'all! Marathon #29 ✔️
about 1 month ago
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*drinks an afternoon cup of coffee *still nods off 5 minutes later
about 1 month ago
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I don't stop pouring until there's a little syrup on every square of the waffle.
about 1 month ago
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I'm dressing up as mentally exhausted for Halloween this year.
about 1 month ago
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Ordered a coffee and breakfast sandwich. Walked out without the sandwich.
about 1 month ago
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Just ran my 1800th gay mile of the year!
about 1 month ago
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Someone put an 8am meeting on my calendar and now I won't have time to stop for coffee
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about 1 month ago
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43% of all social media gays live in Chicago
about 1 month ago
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If I were ever on House Hunters I'd be like, 'House 1 is next to a diner that serves biscuits and gravy? Sold.' End of show.
about 1 month ago
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Today's Do List: 1. Go for a run. 2. Do laundry. 3. Pick up some groceries. 4. Lift America's spirit.
about 2 months ago
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Oh my God, what if my cellphone that I haven't taken off of silent for over two years goes off in the middle of the movie, I better check again just to make sure!
about 2 months ago
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Just ran for two hours what did I miss did the government open?
about 2 months ago
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Not to be skeptical but I have a sneaky suspicion that some of you aren't keeping it one hundred on the land, thе sea, the sky
about 2 months ago
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Breadsticks. Do you know what I mean?
about 2 months ago
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It's weird that by picking this fight with Pritzker, Trump just gave political power and national name recognition to one of the only Dems with enough money and high enough approval ratings to make a real run at the White House. This has become JB's moment.
about 2 months ago
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The Chipotle by my office has become so stingy with their scoops of meat that everyone goes to the Chipotle two blocks down now.
about 2 months ago
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I like that treadmills have a cup holder for your roadies.
about 2 months ago
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Doin' my little exercise
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about 2 months ago
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Weirdly, I have no strong opinion about the thing everyone has strong opinions about today.
about 2 months ago
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Just ran my 1700th gay mile of the year!
about 2 months ago
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okay, my summer body is almost ready
about 2 months ago
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Roxette in 1988:
about 2 months ago
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My Uber driver only said 'hello' at the beginning of the ride and 'thank you' at the end. 5 stars.
2 months ago
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You're all still here? Are you telling me NO ONE who uses Bluesky got raptured?!
2 months ago
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Back in The Pitt.
2 months ago
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Gonna step back from social media for a bit until I find the strength to go on, oh look at that I'm back.
2 months ago
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Just ran my 1600th gay mile of the year!
2 months ago
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