On a ten hour flight - who wants to chat and entertain me?

Can’t keep a dumb bitch down for long.

We saw you from across the veranda…

Found a mirror

Have you heard about wine?

Hey from Chile

I am out of ideas

Eight years ago today, I met a boy.

No thoughts

Yes @babymcgoo.bsky.social is my wife

We’re still in the first month of this year

I’d love for it to happen today.

My burrito has crushed up tortilla chips in it.

Hey bro

Current wfh attire

Fitting room quickie

Double cheeked for your pleasure

Anyone in NYC have a dog sitter that they like and recommend?

I did a bit of singing last week

When you remember where you know him from

Kinda sleepy

On day 8 of our Administration, @governor.ny.gov and I announced the beginning of universal childcare in NYC. No longer will New Yorkers be forced to choose between starting a family and continuing to live in the city they love. This only happened because of you.

I took a **** **** **** today.

This man is going to kill so many children.

I did a bit of singing today.

These gym pics were popular in 2025

Stuffy nose but I’m being brave

Good morning 😘 Who’s up?

Can I get a roll call of my Brooklyn oomfs? We have things to discuss.

This was our Heated Rivalry

“She would have loved you… like I love you.”

Not now, sweetie. Mommy is at The Cottage.

Feeling ugly today. Need validation.

Merry Christmas you filthy animals

Good morning say it back

Could I interest you in smelling my head?

“I’m coming to the cottage.”

Me during Me during the hockey parts the butt stuff

I ate three donuts

Me after my rivalry gets too heated

This snowy weather is kissing weather

Watching the hockey show

Just liked how my lips looked

Where are the wives?

Today we celebrate shoulders

Heated Rivalry makes me feel the horniest and ugliest I’ve ever felt in my life.

I’m 5’ 4” , ok?

Facts are facts