Sunday sun

The nails and the inspo

Good morning say it back

I like this template

The way a big butt turns me into a simpering reply guy 😫😭

This photo should be on the front page of every single newspaper in America today.

Been a while. How’s everyone doing?

Is this ok

Chonk

Happy humpday fellas

I’m in need of a little self esteem boost. If you don’t mind.

Sunday scaries whooping my ass

On a ten hour flight - who wants to chat and entertain me?

Can’t keep a dumb bitch down for long.

We saw you from across the veranda…

Found a mirror

Have you heard about wine?

Hey from Chile

I am out of ideas

Eight years ago today, I met a boy.

No thoughts

Yes @babymcgoo.bsky.social is my wife

We’re still in the first month of this year

I’d love for it to happen today.

My burrito has crushed up tortilla chips in it.

Hey bro

Current wfh attire

Fitting room quickie

Double cheeked for your pleasure

Anyone in NYC have a dog sitter that they like and recommend?

I did a bit of singing last week

When you remember where you know him from

Kinda sleepy

On day 8 of our Administration, @governor.ny.gov and I announced the beginning of universal childcare in NYC. No longer will New Yorkers be forced to choose between starting a family and continuing to live in the city they love. This only happened because of you.

I took a **** **** **** today.

This man is going to kill so many children.

I did a bit of singing today.

These gym pics were popular in 2025

Stuffy nose but I’m being brave

Good morning 😘 Who’s up?

Can I get a roll call of my Brooklyn oomfs? We have things to discuss.

This was our Heated Rivalry

“She would have loved you… like I love you.”

Not now, sweetie. Mommy is at The Cottage.

Feeling ugly today. Need validation.

Merry Christmas you filthy animals

Good morning say it back

Could I interest you in smelling my head?