‘You Think You’re Better Than Me?’ Says Nicki Minaj Interrupting Child Reciting Nursery Rhyme https://theonion.com/you-think-youre-better-than-me-says-nicki-minaj-interrupting-child-reciting-nursery-rhyme/

I just can't trust GoodReads ratings after this

ADAM: oh look the McRib is back EVE: stop calling me that

Is there a way to delist an author from my Kindle Recs? Bezos keeps trying to shove Jeff Wheeler down my throat but after reading The Invisible College I cannot bear to pick up anything else he's written

I'd probably be fine if I just finished this assignment but my brain simply must post instead

Long hours at the office this week and I really wish I was at home ******* ******* and ********** a *** **** with my ***** **** until I **** ****** and ******* ******, ******* *** ******* instead

The problem with having rather openly purged DOJ of all but the most shameless stooges and loyalists is precisely this: Even once the Epstein files are released, why would anyone believe that release is complete and undoctored?

I know he's publicly flipped on it now but I hope he panics and vetoes it and explodes the coverage of it

thing: [occurs] me: this is in some ways about catholicism, which I don't condone, of course,

Me and who?

At this point the Nuzzi stuff all sort of feels like kink shaming?

Andrew Johnson — a Jan. 6 rioter who went by "Am🇺🇸rican T🇺🇸rrorist” on Elon Musk’s platform — has been arrested on child molestation charges, with police saying he used the promise of a taxpayer-funded payout from Trump's DOJ to try and keep one of the victims silent. theintercept.com/2025/11/17/p...

When he buys a book on your recommendation

While I generally don't enjoy giving Lizza clicks, I do enjoy that he is just posting his Ls

Keith opening the Lizza post and skimming to the end like

Look, I know we're all sick of hearing "if this had happened with any other president ..." but it's absolutely true and absolutely can't be forgotten. For some reason, this nation gives this idiotic spoiled brat a free pass from things that would destroy the administration of any other person.

Is it bad if a sitting federal judge was (allegedly) part of a conspiracy to commit murder? It seems bad ....

Not reading fiction is a red flag

Try all he'd like, Trump will never be her

Try all he'd like, Trump will never be her

Jesus having the term “in-app purchases” explained to him and just wordlessly filling a sock with nickels

A shower shot is sort of like the AI of douching if you think about it

anyway there's probably some decent traffic for someone who puts together a decent "did your congressperson vote to release the epstein files?" website after the vote in the House, bonus points if you link to info on any progressive opponent of theirs if they're a No

A Republican congressman just called Trump a pedophile on CNN.

Can we circle back to the part where the NY Times never disclosed that they have incriminating information on Donald Trump from sent by Epstein that's been sitting on their email servers for nearly a decade?

I just googled this man like 'ew who tf is this Tom Barrack guy' and the answer is the sitting, Donald Trump-appointed U.S. Ambassador to Turkey

One thing is clear, the campaign to threaten and sue networks over their coverage definitely worked

Trump is a pedophile

"...Mr. Epstein flatly asserted that Mr. Trump 'knew about the girls,' many of whom were later found by investigators to have been underage. In another, Mr. Epstein pondered how to address questions from the news media about their relationship as Mr. Trump was becoming a national political figure."

Everyone already knows Republicans don't care about their healthcare costs! It's why the government was shut down for 40 days in the first place! They had just rejected a one year extension outright like two days before you all caved! A vote does nothing!

One of my favorite parts of binging a new anime is when you click on the next episode and you're hit with that surprise new opening

I could hear arguments for who you fuck or marry but it's obviously kill the hot gay, the other two are load-bearing

After yesterday’s surrender, we’re launching the largest Democratic primary program that we’ve ever run. We will not back any Senate primary candidate unless they call for Schumer to step down as Minority Leader. If you’re as pissed as we are, join this campaign to rebuild the Democratic Party. 👇

@schumer.senate.gov this is the government you decided it was worth caving to fund

Honestly, if you're a Dem Senator who genuinely opposed this deal, you should go on record spilling the beans on Schumer's orchestration. This is not the moment to bury your outrage. Your colleagues are not meeting the moment and you need to cut the dead flesh away.

@markwarner.bsky.social I expect you to oust Schumer for this or I'm voting for your primary opponent and getting all of my neighbors to do the same

if a Senator cannot compellingly and aggressively call for these bare minimum changes to party leadership—*any* Senator, no matter their name, policies, past accomplishments—then they cannot remain in office. and they should not know a single fucking moment of peace until they’re cast out for good.

A vote in December does nothing to hold Republicans accountable because everyone already knows they don't want to cut healthcare subsidies. You already were holding them accountable! Now you're not!

The coordinated nature of this—none are facing voters in 2026—means that either Schumer approved it or failed in his job as Senate Majority Leader to stop it. Dems voting "no" get zero credit until they demand a change in leadership. Schumer out as Leader, Durbin out as Whip.

Tim Kaine retire!

I think this is likely (looking at you @markwarner.bsky.social) and I need you to understand that if this is true and you're afraid of your voters being angry over this deal, you shouldn't be making it AT ALL

Safety in the Steelers-Chargers game, high scorigami potential now live

yes, exactly. i understand why they would make this choice, and i can even respect it. but it is career ending, because you don’t have the nerves for what will have to come next.

Republicans could've funded any and all of the things at stake for the shutdown, but chose not to. By taking this deal, Democrats are giving them the leeway to make healthcare more expensive for millions with nothing to show for it. I'm livid.

Props where it's due, Warner voting no is great.

But I cannot support a deal that still leaves millions of Americans wondering how they are going to pay for their health care or whether they will be able to afford to get sick.

Trump is going to go on TV tomorrow and laugh about how Senate Dems caved for nothing, and he'll be right. Dems are going to take the blame for the shutdown now and they're pissing away wins for nothing. So stupid

@kaine.senate.gov you're a coward who is selling out the millions of Americans who depend on the ACA for false promises and I hope you get rightfully run out of office as soon as possible