Don’t they host these things like every month? Can’t these people get real jobs?

Preifer got fired by UNC @chriswarcraft.bsky.social

The average medieval peasant could not buy a gas station delta 9 gummy and watch “Scooter Fail Compilation 5” on YouTube, which makes it difficult to compare GDP across time

“Yo ho, yo ho, a pirate’s life for me”?

All of the ingenuity of corporate America has not produced an infant formula that is superior in nutrition and all the qualities that we want to the infant formula that God made, which is a refreshing can of Coke Zero

JJ McCarthy passing today: 3 TDs 0 INTs 126.6 passer rating

I finally figured out who Ryan Day reminds me of.

Just be a fucking loser like me and no one cares lol

me: this edible ain’t shit also me, an hour later:

Oof, Buium. Not a good look

My MSTR put lotto tickets popping again

Finally…Pure distilled brain rot

an expensive dispensary sent me a card in the mail saying "we miss you"(yeah, bc you're expensive) it has a coupon BOGO i hit a scratch off, so i'm off to get a free one and get a free one, woo hoo!

The Wild just look like they don’t give a fuck.

Here’s another Twins meme for ya. Feel free to save it for future use. I didn’t create the illustration, just slapped a TC on the cap. Before we settled on Limestone Pipeline, @jdcameron.bsky.social and I considered the name Twins System Sickos. I was playing around with this as part of the logo.

Logging into BlueSky today

Plugging ‘Women Want Me, Fish Fear Me’ into the ChatGPT prompt right before deadline is wild journalism

Yea, McCarthy looks unsalvageable. Another wasted pick by Kwesi

Skol Vikings! Win at the sport! Skol Vikings! My son is also named "Bort"

uWu wuts dis? @boydbiceps.bsky.social

game design 101

Andrew Luck leaves an ACC Network interview to celebrate a Stanford touchdown. 🏈🎙️😂 #CFB

I want it to be Chris Angel but it’s obviously Copperfield

evergreen

Big mood this morning

What in the shrek jizz is on Minnesota’s helmets? @sickoscommittee.org

Don’t know the reason/the reason

This was you the day you bought her that ring, anime-lover

I snuck up behind my wife and tickled her sides at the winery we are at and she was so frightened, she turned around and punched me in the face. Probably shouldn’t have bought her that big of a ring lol

I’m still waiting for the other shoe to drop on this meeting but the content is incredible right now

Trying to keep Nvidia and the AI bubble propped up with these bits now.

Foxconn gonna rob us again lol

I’ll be there, king

lol this guy broke grok and got it to puke out its bad faith/begging the question discourse programming

Was getting worried there for a second

Herakles the Archer cast, by Émile-Antoine Bourdelle, 1909, 📸 by @schmidtyphoto

Good evening from 8:55pm puck drop city, I hate it here

Describing it as painful and a huge mistake is absolutely diabolical.

This has shown up in customer support a lot now as well and it’s almost always deployed with the intent of scamming as asking basic questions of the customer seems to break the logic super easy.

Brb, gonna go have a big swig of water then look up "super beef three way" on urbandictionary

Guess the song without looking and I’ll give you $100