My DMs right now. A reminder that people who claim “I’m not racist. I’m married to a Black person,” are as valid as a man saying “I’m not misogynist. I’m married to a woman.” 1/2

Cubs gonna Cub

I have a migraine and the Cubs needing another walk-off isn’t helping.

Cubs win here or they lose because the Manfred man options stink.

I want to kiss you like the first time Hold you like it's not goodbye Wish I hadn't been so cruel

I can accept that it helped speed up the dead time in games, but you will never get me to like the pitch clock 😑

Hold up. George Kittle is awesome.

George Kittle rules

And he’s married to Clare, who is quite possibly the most beautiful person on the planet.

Clare Kittle’s husband is my favorite non-GPB.

Rizz em with the ‘tism (training)!

So do something about it & stop being a complacent. YOUR constituents are TIRED and STRUGGLING. Also, email me back.

Just as I thought: TRASH

I NEED TO TALK ABOUT HOUSE OF THE DRAGON S3Ep5 IMMEDIATELY

Don’t confuse what Americans want with what American media gives them

“With worse health outcomes” is CRIMINAL 😅🤣😅🤣

I AM DEAD 😭

euros will be like "why do you call it the WORLD series lolol" buddy at least i know when something is a cup

if you think i won't block someone for posting sidney crosby in my mentions

I know that most of our digital tools are controlled by awful billionaires and it's almost impossible for us to divest ourselves of all of them. But I think that X and Substack are so horribly toxic that everyone should avoid them as much as possible.

Argentina & The Site Formerly Known as Twitter simultaneously suffered karmic punishment for harboring Nazis. Bluesky, The Official App of Sports, stays winning!

I’ve gotten dozens of messages about this absurd stunt from a group allegedly on the left, where they proudly platform a Nazi—and try to pin it on Abdul El Sayed for Senate. An indefensible and dangerous stunt. You don’t platform Nazis. You abolish them. Period.

we sailed an ocean and drowned in the wave

And most importantly, Spain supports Palestine. 🫶🏻🇵🇸

This is us. 😥

Mind you, this person said this because I’m both a GBP & Cubs fan…

baby, i'm perfect for you

The same people who cry "election interference" are hiding a senator's dead body to keep their majority.

has anyone considered listening to women

I’m CACKLING 😭🤣😭🤣😭🤣😭🤣🤣😭

how can you not be romantic about baseball?

Because Dems always bring banana bread to a knife fight

I need a cigarette

OH, FRANCE!

This is so dumb but also I love it

Well at least they’ll have a good time

We must keep talking every day about exactly this.

Remember how it tasted Looking into your eyes Baby, you were still high Never coming down

Hahahah cubs are so back

“Inhaling smoke & toxins to own the libs” is a wild concept

you'll never feel like you're alone, i'll make this feel like home

They’re still mourning their “dear friend,” LG

can’t breathe the air can’t drink the water can’t eat the food, finally the capitalist utopia is complete

Sure. That doesn’t sound at all like something the Nazis would have done.

Don’t tease me with a good time