RKO

CM Punk is just simply one of the greatest to ever do it.

I’m at my local spot and there’s a couple of Trumpers talking. These fuckers are insanely brainwashed. Christ.

Btw just looked this person up and they legit look like Judy Gemstone. Hilarious.

lol fucking dork

Btw she stopped doing this when everyone else moved on as well. Guess she didn’t care that much.

I’m at a brewery right now, and Harry Potter is on one of the televisions. It’s kind of weird that Hagrid had a special-needs brother that he kept tied to a tree.

Well at least this shifted the discourse

Lol

Jemele Hill decided to use her Twitter account with 1.3 million followers to go scorched earth on the guy with Tourette’s. That seems helpful.

Good. Piece of shit

Day 4 btw!

Day 3 of stupid takes because everyone has to state their (obviously correct) opinion on everything. Love social media.

Actually every statement that an athlete makes has to be taken SUPER SERIOUSLY. There is no having fun on Bluesky.

I love PCA

Ain’t No Love In Oklahoma by Luke Combs is an absolute jam

I just want everyone to know that if you had an opinion the last few days on anything…you’re completely right and I agree with you.

lol oh no the Canadian fans found out about the USA locker room and are using it to cope. I sure hope Hockey Canada hasn’t had any scandals recently.

Would

Kids (1995)

I don’t know enough about Tourette’s but that’s a terribly unfortunate situation.

Me when it comes to anything in life

Get this absolute piece of shit off my team

Canadian hockey Twitter collectively having an absolute fit about the loss is feeding my day

In this 2024 interview, Jack Hughes, who just scored the game-winning goal for the US Olympic hockey team, explains why it was important for him to embrace Pride Night when many other NHL players refused to do so.

i heard the hughes brothers immediately retired from ice soccer after seeing kash patel in the lockerroom to go full bluesky poster

We beat Canada at their national pasttime (complaining about American politics)

My baseball team has a player on the team (that I hope they get rid of) that went to a Nazi rally a couple of months ago. I promise you’ll be okay rooting for the US hockey team.

Go outside

This is hilariously sad

Do the Chicago Cubs have the power and the speed to be the best in the National League?

Team USA is bringing home the gold. Congrats on the incredible win.

This place is so fucking miserable sometimes

Cope

Johnny Gaudreau and his brother, Matthew were riding their bikes home from their sister’s wedding rehearsal dinner when they were struck and killed by an alleged drunk driver. Johnny would’ve certainly been part of this team, but his kids are holding it down here 😭

Sports are the god damn coolest thing on the fucking planet, man

It’s the first time the US men’s and women’s hockey teams have won gold in the same Olympics 🥇🥇

FUCK CANADA

USA USA USA USA USA USA USA

Funniest thing right now is the magic trick people are doing where they convince themselves that unfortunate and problematic right wing politics among hockey players just stops at the U.S./Canadian border. It’s an invisible line where once you go north they’re all proud socialist utopians

What a fucking kill

I’m slightly hungover, going on 5 hours of sleep, and I’m up watching hockey. Hell yeah.

Really good