The Cubs? They’re back.

Popeye’s Spicy Chicken Sandwich is up there for me.

Michael Conforto rules

And again

DFA Taillon. That’s enough

Pete rules

Another gutsy performance, right @czach1r.bsky.social?

Taillon really fucking sucks

Seiya stinks right now

Finally Ian Happ does something positive

Cubs.

Bleacher Jeff get beat up yet?

So basically I’m hearing is that the Billy Goat Tavern needs to get drone-striked

CM Punk, the best in the world, is in Vegas for the hockey game. Dudes rock.

I love that Bleacher Jeff is having a Meet Me in Temecula moment. Fucking loser.

Irrespective of the pitching being hurt, the Cubs are spending $125 million on a largely veteran offense that cannot hit the ball. Pitching is doing what it can with the lack of talent and depth, the offense has got to stop being fucking bad.

Dansby stinks

Boomer Esiason has been an outspoken racist for years now. People didn’t know this?

Happ and Seiya are miserable

Alex Cohen hasn’t improved. Boog is still Boog. Other than JD the broadcast still stinks too

I can’t stand Happ

Lmaooooo

This team SUCKS

Ballgame

Cubs. Whatever.

This player is going to make $28 million this season. Hilarious.

The Cubs are embarrassing and Jed Hoyer should be fired

Cubs. I guess.

My annual tradition of coming to the Naperville Memorial Day parade solely because my son marches in it and hating the entire experience.

Who’s your biggest “what if” wrestler? Like, if they got the proper push or whatnot? Mine is absolutely Shelton Benjamin

Realize that not everywhere is kid friendly but if you do bring your kids then at least parent them.

Shit! Forgot Jacob Fatu! Substitute MJF for him.

This is fun. Oba Femi Bianca Belair Bron Breakker Roxanne Perez Trick Williams Carmelo Hayes Tiffany Stratton Penta Blake Monroe MJF

They would have won today if it wasn’t for Shota. Totally on him.

This team sucks right now.

BUSCH

Shota? No, he stinks.

Shota fucking sucks. The honeymoon is over with him. It’s not cute anymore.

I hate this team

Illinois outside of Chicago is very weird about Chicago

Shota bad again

Cubs. (derogatory)

What’s won of the best hard rock songs ever and why is it Dragula?

Coors Light

Please God. One of these days. Just let it happen.

oh is a shootingball happening?

I don’t even care if the Cubs ever win again tbh

Pete made another great play that’s unfortunately negated because a week ago he said a swear

PCA rules

Pete made a great play, but it should be negated because he said a swear a week ago