oh no not my sorosbucks how will i pay for my mansion

ah, “we have Vine at home”

siri how do i block the picture of alex jones where it looks like they unfroze the corpse of walt disney

Dave Matthews has the opportunity to do the funniest thing.

got a new phone and when i transferred all my stuff over i realized i still have the corpse of this fisher price app for my kid that they got rid of in 2019 and everyone was furious. i cannot get rid of the puppy app help

the loneliness epidemic wrt dating really is not helped by a lot of dudes over the past ten years or so having their entire personality be memes and politics. nobody wants that!!! find a hobby that will help you relate to others

after three months of the hardest non-physical work i have ever done in my life including those horrendous 90 minute oral arguments in college i got an email with a simple thank you and am now a puddle of goo

Ryan Walters bolts after announcing on cable news (in our studio) he will be stepping down as Superintendent to become CEO of Teacher Freedom Alliance to “destroy the teacher unions”.

“ The mandalorian” looks nice and the grogu seems to have eaten his spaghetti and meat balls!

Remembering Jim Henson on what today would have been his 89th birthday.

I can’t read this story PRINTED IN THE LOS ANGELES NEWSPAPER because its subject has been erased.

zoning out into a whole different period of time because zobrist is in the booth

get his ass kris

Women's tag belts! #AEWDynamite

tony busted out the rick perry glasses for this announcement

my new thing is watching meloni’s will to keep playing nice with trump dissipate with every picture. this woman is not okay and as a wiser woman than meloni once said, it’s what she deserves

some of us are WWI nerds micah

me logging on to more bad history takes

lol. lmao

LOOK UPON MY WORKS YE MIGHTY AND DESPAIR #AEW

i want to believe he isn’t gonna end up with a job where i hear more about his shit and it’s not just confined to the great state but i’m alive in ‘25 and just can’t believe it yet

is this what we’re doing? every couple of wednesdays some insane shit happens entirely of some fascist nonsense’s doing and we get gaslit about it for the next two weeks?

man these folks think we’re bout as dumb as they are

it’s truly sad as hell that the democrat situation here is so goddamn dire that they’re trotting this moron out again to fundraise because the DNC and the GOP state leg have sufficiently turned anyone we are inspired by from running

a bit of extortion, as a treat

there are still games to play hello would you like to win one or

i am simply the kiss of death for my preferred baseball team this season

What if every video game had Hangman Adam Page as the protagonist? What then? The gaming industry would be saved, that's what

share your favorite black and white movie

why are so many ferengi verified on twitter

live look at me after finishing all the OT i’ve been doing since may

this really is the most normal/accurate depiction of him

what “autism problem” motherfucker

this is a Gundypost but I’m posting it from work so it might take a long time: fucking lmao

husband: don’t go on the internet me: ok i’m just gonna - ah, i was warned

cop got tipped over while in a portashitter with predictable results www.news5cleveland.com/news/local-n...

wild that the internet has been my Weirdo Outlet for a very very large majority of my life and it was so cathartic to just yell into the void, even cooler when people who understood yelled back now people just yell about everything because everything sucks and it’s lonelier than ever

you mean st. petersburg?

joe buck tone your god damn hair

it’s all windy/stormy and the leaves are flying it actually sorta feels and looks fall (for now)

every day i wake up and my brain screams the first part of “angel of death” for the rest of the day. i’m sure this is healthy and good,

sorry can’t come in today, they put too much liquid in my flu shot and now i look like no bones peter griffin

just realized this looks like a fucking smash bros reveal

for self preservation i have been trying super hard all day to react to nothing. i’m not seeking out mysteries at work to solve, i am slugging it out through overtime this week and then i am taking time off and taking my kid to six flags or equivalent. and it worked! until i logged on god damn

Italy was shut down for Palestine by our amazing Italian comrades, as more than 75 Italian cities participated in a nationwide general strike, demanding an embargo on israel and the severing of all ties from the white setter colonial apartheid ethnostate currently committing genocide in Palestine.

if you see this quote your favorite water type pokémon purple monkey dishwasher

"I never thought my personal info would be exposed" say members of the exposing people's personal info app