I'm here you fuckaas bitch

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why am i reposting something from 2023? because i searched for it. and because fuck you, thats why

tend to the soil, take care of the seeds, great things start small

Robert Smith’s grown to be as likeable as Morrissey is awful.

michelangelo as he's nutting: "cumabunga!"

Pen doodle

These girlies look beautiful together I'm dead.

I'm an artist I'm a poster I'm a brave lil toaster

It was at this moment he knew…… He Fucked up! #AEW

Let's fucking do this

I send my wife like ten funny’s and her one or two are always like leagues ahead lol!! AMAZING 🤩

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Pink flower azalea #Bonsai has entered the chat 🌱🇳🇿

Legends says the burgers are freaking SICXXX (totally fake as hell BUT WHAT IF)

Here is my official Popmart + Additionals non-Popmart haul from today: (Anyone who has a problem with this for whatever reason you need keep it to yourself and keep it movin' ! LOL. Only enablers are welcome)

Got my bb a rockin new t

One day out of the year they should just bring post on Sunday watch everyone freak the fuck out and give all the mail people triple overtime and riot gear for the freaks who can’t handle it

character / animal / lyrics / weather

I want a discus tank with a little tree growing in it!! I miss having fish go “BLUB BLUB CHIP”

im so so serious: be a pervert. get your freak on

i was just talking about swamp ass yesterday lol

Banan time

character / animal / lyrics / weather

(confronting one hundred nude men with erections standing in a city park) i said this was a MEET up, not a MEAT up!!!

Stacking "Map has 1 additional modifier" tablets is fun and you should definitely try it. When that 1 in 5 chance for doubled tablet effect hits it gets juicy. Think you'd need it to double with 9 to get literally every mod #PathOfExile2

Winnie da Pooh TRUE CRIME

I read this as someone is getting murdered to make that real ghost

Dog is like “WHYYYY😭😭”

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SHITPOSTS FOR THE SHIT THRONE

Design is my passion

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sitting here thinking the yellow sour patch kids should be illegal and then i realize i’m their union rep

THAT’S THEM OFFICER THE GOOFS

“It’s a handheld 3d printer that can help heal fractures” “Mmm.. yup yup I’m hearing ‘bone-gun’ yeah?” “Yeah it’s wait what?”

oh yeah? well youre dumb! oh you want proof? exhibit a: 🍑💨*FRRP*

conducting a home circumcision like:

Boeing paying $50,000 to keep a 'mysterious death' a 'suicide' on the record is SOME WILD SHIT HOLY FUCK PLEASE SOMEONE END THIS NIGHTMARE COUNTRY!

6 days and it’s beautiful hat lady time of destruction !!!!

Im here u fuck ass bitch

Another #chalk doodle

gonna try to get necromancer! why? because why not, i'm goated

That is the funniest use of the word 'yet' I've ever seen. Can't wait.

BONE GUN NOW PLEASE