that one time we accidentally walked thru a portal to another planet while foraging, we were stuck there for what felt like centuries but when we got back it had only been two years, time works differently on other planets

"An elegant weapon for a more civilized road” - Obi Wan Major upgrades to the bike safety flag project! 🧵

You know what to do

Luigi strikes again.

We're in the "putting-IPOs-on-hold" part now. @reuters.com www.reuters.com/business/med...

DECIMAL!?

Never forget that this what The Washington Post said when Noem was nominated.

I was just in a meeting at work when a vendor cited a large unavoidable cost, that he couldn’t adequately explain, and cited ChatGPT as doing the calculation.

I’ve smoked weed with Vermin Supreme on two separate occasions.

Our government, in the actual biblical sense, publicly sodomizes people constantly. What will happen to our country after that, I confess I am nervous about.

The term ”sodomy” low key the most successful and destructive psyop of all time. Cishets took a civilization getting smote for its lack of hospitality to the poor and the stranger and deflected the blame to gay sex for like a million years and counting.

the US military budget is costing every american roughly 5 costco hot dogs a day, every day

That’s not true, but Vermin Supreme went back in time to 1889 not to murder a baby and fulfill his campaign promise but to avoid an interview with Chotiner

Security researchers have revealed that signals from tire pressure monitoring systems (TPMSs), required in U.S. cars since 2007, can be used to track vehicles from 40-50 meters away using devices costing $100. TPMSs send a unique sensor identifier that never changes during the lifetime of the tire.

I'm teaching about early 20th century eugenics today and was reminded that 9 years ago Republican Representative Steve King was stripped of his committee assignments by his GOP colleagues for this post that simply states what is now bog standard GOP policy/rhetoric on immigration and "civilization."

A DHS document obtained by 404 Media shows for the first time CBP used location data sourced from the online advertising industry to track phone locations. ICE has bought access to similar tools. @evystadium.bsky.social reports. Story by @josephcox.bsky.social: www.404media.co/cbp-tapped-i...

U.S. troops who died in Iran War to be laid to rest in the Tomb of the Unknown Strategic Objectives.

kind of crazy that if you have enough money and don't like what you see in the media, you can just buy up every film studio, news station, and social media app and change it

New Ayatollah Khamenei at 10% in latest 2028 Republican presidential primary poll.

Concentration camps, both historically and in America today, murder people with diseases by design.

SHEFFIELD: “.. It’ll just give them extra cash flow. They can reduce debt. They can do buybacks. They can pay dividends .. “.. I do not anticipate anybody adding any rigs.” @financialtimes.com www.ft.com/content/7af0...

Is the guy who was trolling antifascists losing his primary for not being fascist enough. lol

Concentration camps kill their victims through disease. Over a hundred years ago when the British put Afrikaners in concentration camps (which is where the English term was first used), 27,927 of the approximately 40,000 Afrikaners died. Disease in concentration camps is a feature, not a bug.

Anyone remember Benghazi?

Thom Tillis finding his spine wasn’t on my 2026 bingo card.

There's a lot of ppl--ranging from progressives to Matt Yglesias--who think that moving to a multiparty parliamentary form of government would magically fix America's worst political problems and make it more democratic, but Israel is a clear example of how this system can fail *really* badly.

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History teaches us that a free press cannot exist under mass surveillance. Nor can free speech survive in a chokehold. As @josephtorr.bsky.social says: Surveillance was never about safety. It's about maintaining social control in the service of white supremacy. We've been here before. 🧵 >

You people are insane. The U.S. government did it because it wanted to do it, not because Israel manipulated us to do it. You are absolutely delusional and normalizing terrible views that could lead to terrible things.

And then the headhunters refuse to share a salary range and want to setup a brief chat before sharing any job specifics? Yeah, I don’t have time for that.

Bravo, leftists. Pure genius move. And unlike most of the GOP's bullshit, all of these claims are both accurate and in context. This is but a taste of what awaits EVERY Democratic candidate this fall.

average person cheering for war in iran

It’s kind of funny… it used to be if I got a message from a headhunter on LinkedIn and they mentioned my background, it was a good sign that they actually looked at my profile and considered me carefully before wasting my time. Now it’s a clear sign that it’s low-effort AI generated.

Good morning and happy #MushroomMonday

Yeah…I invest in stocks…

Trite but true: If you ever wondered how German’s reacted to the whittling away of rights for Jews, Roma, gays and lesbians . . . you’re watching it happen in real time.

Wait. Who? What? Huh? www.politico.com/news/magazin...

Defense Secretary Pete Hegseth blames three U.S. jet fighters being shot down in Kuwait on Scouting America’s transgender youth policy.

whoops

Every once in awhile I think about this Nancy comic and it makes me laugh every single time. Absolute perfection.

I mean all expressions of human rights are just shorthand legal phrases for "seriously? What the FUCK, dude?!"

This is right. And people hate to hear it, but Joe Biden’s single most important task was to Trump-proof the US. His task was to destroy the Republican Party to punish them for Trump, salt the earth over them, and implement big structural reforms to stop future R minority extremism. And he failed.

Back when I did antiwar protests during the Obama years, I would try to keep on message and focus on American deaths, since I didn’t think most people cared enough about the deaths of Iraqi children. In hindsight I regret not focusing more on the innocent lives lost.

As a veteran, you can kiss my ass with that shit. I’m sick of it. This kind of propaganda has been getting people killed my entire life. And the thing I hate about myself the most is that I bought it at one point. Civilian lives, especially children, matter more than any soldiers “sacrifice”.

Crafting!

I am pro Iranian people. I stand with them against their own government’s repression AND against the imperial violence in the form of bombs dropped from the sky from Israel & the US who have already killed hundreds. I support neither imperialism or dictatorship. Sahar Delijani said it best:

if your friend is weird and racist about their enemies that's not your friend, that's your hitler tulpa and you need to excise that shit from your friend group immediately

uhhh oh my god