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I cannot respect anyone who doesn't respect how to spell swear words. This makes it look like it was written by people with the emotional development of a third grader. Which is probably correct in this case, but my point stands.

I wonder if this is why they fired the Secretary of the Navy yesterday. Did he say, 'no' this is a terrible idea?

David Scott might be dead, but he's still running for reelection. The primary in Georgia is May 19 and it's too late to remove him from the ballot.

Thanks, we hate it!

every time you post at @why.bsky.team claude consumes seventeen gallons of fresh water, you do realize that right guys

I’m sorry, but bluesky is THRIVING…

This looks insanely good.

also all these people are rich

Live from @theonion.com HQ.

Reporter: What do you make of Republicans saying that Virginia— AOC: Wah wah wah. We have asked Republicans for 10 years to ban partisan gerrymandering. And for 10 years, Republicans have said no. What they’re just mad at is that they have been accustomed to a Democratic Party that rolls over.

This piece is incredible because you're like "oh so that's what did it" like five times and by the end you're just like "jesus christ make it stop"

Guy, he replaced his Nazi tattoo with ANOTHER NAZI TATTOO (Fenrir is a symbol of white surpemacy) You'd have to be fucking stupid to think he isn't a fucking Nazi. Also, asshole, since I LIVE in Maine, I'd like to inform you there are four other people running beside Nazi boy and Mills. Pick one.

The way Tucker is talking about Trump is the way Trump talked about GWB, the way Pat Buchanan talked about GHWB, the way the Reagan boosters talked about Gerald Ford in 1976, and the way the Goldwater fans of 1964 spoke about Nixon and Eisenhower. This is just the right wing ratchet at work.

Iranian clanker slopbotony continues

Why do Nazi sympathizers insist on their feelings being coddled?

That awkward moment when someone thinks voting for a Nazi is okay if other people don’t care.

gnomemaxing

Cf. the Bezos Post, "Republicans gerrymandering in Texas is fine, actually" b/w "Democrats gerrymandering in Virginia is a threat to democracy"

Sending Doyle and Mandelson to the US because of their track record of befriending pedophiles is a bold move. I'd have chosen someone who was into golf, personally.

If white people in Mississippi voted Republican at the same rate as white people in Louisiana (about 73% vs. 81%), it would be a tied tossup state. At the same level as Georgia or South Carolina, it would be a safe blue state.

I like the recent change in tone from Jeffries.

Hey everybody! I am taking the helm of this classic American institution with @theonion.com and want to know what you fine folks would like to see from us.

Running Delaware Marathon and losing 1st place because you celebrate too early (volume up 💀)

"People upset by the genocide perpetrated by the state of Israel in Gaza" and "people concerned with antisemitism" are groups with plenty of overlap. It really disturbs me to open my Popular with Friends tab and see it surfacing a post that suggests otherwise.

Bush launched a *popular* war of choice that eventually turned sour. Trump just launched a war of choice that was unpopular from the start and is also having far more immediate and catastrophic effects than the Iraq War or the whole goddamn War on Terror did.

Donald fucking Trump has an organized base of supporters, and he's as inauthentic and hateful as they come

I’m starting to think that companies named after evil things are also evil. Weird, I know.

Technofascists talk about "The West" as if it is some kind of newfangled anti-woke concept and not something that required international courts to prosecute war crimes.

Dating is never easy. Dating is always awful.

Thank you for your courage to publicly address abusive language.

President Stubb: "I think, at the end of the day, United States will find themselves in quite a lonely place. I'm the most pro-American president in Europe. I'm an avid transatlanticist. I want the relationship to work."

I mean… I didn’t used to believe it, but it seems shockingly obvious now.

We created this guide for anyone who could experience a miscarriage in a state with abortion restrictions. We wrote it in consultation with dozens of doctors, including those who regularly treat patients who are miscarrying 👇

It shocks me how many businesses still don’t seem to get that Trump’s cultural revolution did not actually happen

lol, lmao

Change in Headline

Can’t let the pope take all the credit.

The New York Times is now blocking The Wayback Machine from accessing its articles. That means you'll no longer be able to view archived versions of NYT stories published in 2026 and beyond on archive.org. (All those posts you see tracking changes to NYT headlines and ledes? They relied on WBM).

Can't believe Jerry broke Bluesky again. Time to take that blue check back!

Unjerryfication is the only way

A vanilla soy latte is a three bean soup.

Flour comes from a plant, sugar comes from a plant, and chocolate comes from a plant. So, basically a chocolate chip cookie is a salad. Thank you for coming to my Ted talk

Bluesky is Down, Here's Why This is Bad News for Joe Biden

Hennepin County Attorney Mary Moriarty: "Today's charges reflect an important milestone in our efforts to seek accountability for the harms inflicted on our community during Operation Metro Surge ... we will not rest until accountability is delivered wherever appropriate."

Jerry broke bluesky! Unverify him now!

have the devs at @bsky.app considered unverifying @jcsalterego.bsky.social to see if that fixes the site?